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Post by Dylan Kirkland on Aug 17, 2011 15:02:58 GMT -5
Helo Bafaria,
Mostly harmless pranks likes tacks in chairs and water buckets over doors to replacing his food with things Lloegr cooked. He had to get his stomach pumped after that.
Brothers who enjoy drinking anyway. Ahh the Nordics. I can see Germany doing that. Isn't Prussia already unbearably hyper? Sounds like Lloegr. He complains about everybody leaving him. Unfortunately I can still understand him though. I'm a sleepy, laid-back drunk, but it takes a lot to get me drunk. Somehow Lloegr always ends up at my house when he's drunk. I don't know why he comes to my house. I usually end up dragging them to their houses with them attached to my shepherd's hook. That's why its better if I stay sober.
Ffarwel, Cymru Dylan Adda Kirkland
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Post by isabellaluvsu on Aug 17, 2011 15:38:02 GMT -5
Griaß di Hungary, uhm... Elizabeta? Are you drunk, or have your political troubles stressed you out so much that you suffer from amnesia? Of course you know me - in fact since the 9th century already. We've fought several battles together (unfortunatelly not always on the same side, but anyway...). I'm your former husband's best spezl. Are you feeling alright? Pfiadi, Bavaria -- spezl - buddy Bavaria, Don't blame me. I was...uh...doing something *cough*. Its just that were usually in battle, and we never get to TALK talk. Hah, I'm fine! how are you? Hungary
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 18, 2011 1:40:36 GMT -5
Servus Scotland,
guad. It's not only my arms that are strong. I know, I know. You're apparently not the only one. But as long as the Saupreiss can't read my face like a book, I guess I can live with it. At least I know that you wouldn't use it to cook my goose.
Of course everybody ignores him most of the time. He's always so over-eager that you can't even know anymore when to take him serious and when not. That's right! We brothers simply cannot get along without quarreling every now and then. It's like a law of nature. Our arguments are mostly so colourful because every one of us has his own dialect and we're all pretty creative when it comes to insults. I see. That really sounds troublesome. America stayed with me for quite a while after WW II, during the occupation. After a rather rocky start we got along pretty well and even became good friends. He's really a good guy and helped me a lot, but I was relieved when he left nevertheless. America is fun to hang out with, but his loud and brash character would drive me insane after a while.
If they only end when people stop being idiots I'm sorry for your brother. People have always been idiots and probably will never change.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
–- guad - good
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 18, 2011 1:47:54 GMT -5
Griaß di St Lucia,
yesterday one of my Bavarian teams won against one of Switzerland's. Unfortunately I couldn't even bother him with it since he's only into winter sports. When it comes to football he doesn't really care about losing as long as it's not against Austria. That didn't stop him from trying to shoot me though. What? I knew it! Of course it had to be some bedside stories when they come from France... Well, of course I don't have anything against rumours saying I was good in bed. But that would also tell the world that I was in bed with France, which also would let them know which way I swing. And that would cause quite some trouble if my bosses and my people ever found out. They're very Catholic and still very conservative. *sigh*
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 18, 2011 1:59:56 GMT -5
Griaß di Wales,
that's really harmless... except the thing with England's cooking. You could really have poisoned him with that. Anyway, he shouldn't complain about some little pranks like that.
Sure, he's always unbearably hyper, but he's still at least twice as loud when he's drunk. And he wouldn't stop laughing, which really makes me see red. Oh ja, I remember England whining like that when he drank too much after a world meeting. In Saxony's case it's mainly about his time in the former GDR, behind the wall with Russia, and that in these years his country was run down from a former center of arts and science to a poorhouse. Well, sometimes I almost feel sorry for him. But only “almost”. Ja, I also can hold my liquor very well. I am one of the world's heaviest beer drinkers after all (together with Czechia and your sister Ireland). No one of my brothers ever managed to outdrink me. Hmh... Maybe he just likes you?
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 18, 2011 2:05:09 GMT -5
Griaß di Hungary,
doing “something”... I see... I better don't ask, I guess.
Well, ja, that's probably true. We never had the occasion to talk exactly often. I am fine, except the fact that I'm still stuck with my annoying bunch of brothers.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Aug 18, 2011 3:30:39 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
I'm afraid I don't know Switzerland too well...but congratulations! I'm glad you did well and I hope you aren't injured after being shot at by him.Are you ok? You're not hurt or anything? Right? That'd be awful!
Well what if France heard it from some could looking female nation huh? No one ever knows. Wait you swing that way? Do you like someone...? Is it a guy? What's he like?
Sincerely, St Lucia Sofia Alexander
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 18, 2011 3:50:39 GMT -5
Griaß di St Lucia, thanks! No worries, I could dodge it. Switzerland and I usually get along, but he sometimes loses it because I am too close to Austria for his liking. Is that news to you? I thought it was already all over town that I am bi. Well, my bosses mustn't know of course, since they're so conservative that they'd probably kill me. Ten years ago my boss threw a tantrum when Germany wanted all our brothers to pass a law about same-sex civil partnership. He even compared homosexuality to devil worship back then and yelled at me like "What kind of country is this?!". It still gives me the creeps. Actually... well... ja, I kind of like someone. But he's likely more into someone else, so... But since I couldn't ever come out and confess thanks to my bosses anyway, that's fine. I'm fine with just being friends. Pfiadi, Bavaria ((The part with Bavaria's former boss is true. That were RL quotes. ))
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Aug 18, 2011 3:57:46 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria, Oh...so you're all a bit loco in Europe...I knew it wasn't just France or England. Yup, it's news to me although it shouldn't be. Most male nations are. Actually most nations are, I guess people just like what they like. Where I'm from it's accepted, but I'm a Catholic country so a lot of conservative people are against it. And Jamaica's a bit weird he can't stand gay guys but he sure does love yuri. Devil worship? Seriously? What a mean boss you've got. Hmm...a guy? Is it England? Wales? France? Scotland? Austria? Well if you're fine just being friends you're better than most people. Sincerely St Lucia Sofia Alexander (( Really? Awww how mean I had no idea. ))
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 18, 2011 4:56:13 GMT -5
Griaß di St Lucia,
not only in Europe. I think every single one of us is loco to a certain degree. Ha ha!
That's because when you fall in love with someone, you fall in love with the person and not with their gender. Over here the civil partnership is also legal. Since I still belong to the Federal Republic Germany my bosses had to pass the law just like every of my siblings' bosses did. But they tried to get rid of it again immediately. Luckily they didn't succeed, but they still don't fully accept it either. Yes, he really said that. Do you understand now why I am not exactly keen on coming out? My last king Ludwig II. was way more relaxed about it over 100 years ago (well, rumors say that he was gay himself). Sorry, but I want to keep it secret... at least as secret as I still can, since some countries seem to know it already. I really hope that they don't tell on me. Ja, I am fine being friends. I am not one to "seize vital regions" like my stupid half-brother. And I suck at fighting anyway.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
((Yes, really mean. Luckily this politician had to leave office some years ago.))
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Aug 18, 2011 5:02:55 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria, Yeah, but I don't want to admit I'm loco so I'll blame you guys over in Europe Hmm~ Love's an amazing thing isn't it? Not the way France thinks of it...but the pure kind. Oh, so they're like homophobes? How awful, it must be awful to not be accepted by your boss because of your sexuality...I don't have that problem so I could never fully comprehend it, sorry. I can see that now. There's a lot of rumors about certain kings and queens being gay in Europe, I know in Ancient Greece it was an...interesting subject. No problem I get that. No one will tell on you I'm sure, if they did...that's just mean. Seize Vital Regions? Is that a Prussian term for rape or something? Sincerely, St Lucia Sofia Alexander (( So you're actually from Bavaria? ))
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 18, 2011 7:14:31 GMT -5
Griaß di St Lucia,
that's not nice, you know. We're not the only ones who are narrisch.
Never try to talk to France about something like platonic or at least non-bodily kind of love. I think a wall is a better discussion partner. Yes, my bosses are pretty homophobic unfortunately. It's getting a little better lately, but they're still far from accepting it. At least Ludwig's bosses told them off concerning the same-sex marriage. That depends. I know at least one country who would be mean enough and three who would be thoughtless enough to tell on me. You've got it! Na ja... he translated it kind of "nicer" with "make somebody mine". But that doesn't make it better if you ask me.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
--- narrisch - crazy Na ja - oh well
((Yes, I am from Bavaria. That's why I only write at weird daytimes. It's afternoon now over here. xD))
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Aug 18, 2011 7:34:33 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
Actually it's the only way I can prove my own sanity so.....
Ludwig has a good boss this time then, she seems nice. I always wonder what goes on in Germany, it sounds a lot more interesting than St. Lucia. People would tell? How mean! Yeah well no offesnse but your brother Prussia is an idiot worth strangling, I do want to kill him at times.
Sincerely, St Lucia Sofia Alexander
(( Ahhh I think you're on in normal times xD mainly because I'm english. Your English is great ))
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Post by Dylan Kirkland on Aug 18, 2011 8:46:55 GMT -5
Helo Bafaria,
Yeah I know, but he pissed me off so....
I can see why. I want to punch him every time he says awesome. Yea one time he went on a religious thing and didn't know what he was. Has he done anything to improve his country? That's how I am with Lloegr. I sometimes almost feel sorry for him, and other times I was to let him walk into the English Channel in his depressed drunken stupor and stay there. If Lloegr likes me I will go lose myself in the mountains for the next century.
Yn gywir, Cymru Dylan Adda Kirkland
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 18, 2011 14:33:10 GMT -5
Griaß di St Lucia, but that’s no reason to blame everything on us European countries! Actually I don’t really know what to think of his boss. She often argues with my boss (just like Ludwig and I do) and she’s a Preiss, but for the most part she’s alright. Germany’s definitely had worse bosses in the past… Uhm, not only you know who. I am sure of it. If the Saupreiss knew about it he’d probably run right to my bosses and tell them - just for the sake of getting me in hot water. And he’d die laughing. I totally agree with you. Please feel free to strangle him any time you want. The Saupreiss and myself still argue and fight a lot, but usually Germany steps in before I can beat him to death. The old spoilsport… Pfiadi, Bavaria -- Preiss – Prussian (Bavarian dialect) ((Ah! I see. I didn’t know that you’re from Europe as well. That explains why we were about the only ones online earlier. Thank you very much! I try hard, but unfortunately I still make many mistakes.))
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