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Post by josephseidl on Aug 17, 2011 5:24:18 GMT -5
Griaß di Hungary,
uhm... Elizabeta? Are you drunk, or have your political troubles stressed you out so much that you suffer from amnesia? Of course you know me - in fact since the 9th century already. We've fought several battles together (unfortunatelly not always on the same side, but anyway...). I'm your former husband's best spezl. Are you feeling alright?
Pfiadi, Bavaria
-- spezl - buddy
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Aug 17, 2011 5:27:15 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
A'm sure ye'll dae better neist time. Scrums aren't that ill bit tis lik' a braun (strength) test atween five fowk oan ilk team. Wur th' throw ins weird fur ye saw ye kin hurl (lift) fowk up tae catch? It wasn't as ill as ye thought 'twas richt? we a' ken howfur tae speil fitba tae bit rugby is mair o' a challenge even fur us. Ah tried tae tackle him afore he git ye bit he dodged me 'n' gaed straecht fur ye. Neist time ah will shaw ye howfur tae tackle 'n' sic (such) sae ye kin git him back fur that!
Ye skelp (hit) him wi' a stein? ah jalouse (guess) Germany cannae say muckle aboot that noo kin he? he even ruins mah fights whin given th' chance!
Sincerely, Scotland
((that's cool that some words are closer to german than english. it makes it easier for you I bet))
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Aug 17, 2011 5:33:46 GMT -5
Bonjour Bavaria,
C'est moi! The nation of love, France. Ohonhonhon~ It's been a while. How are you?
L'amour, Francis Bonnefoy (France)
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 17, 2011 5:45:51 GMT -5
Griaß di St Lucia,
what? You support Netherlands?! He's our archenemy when it comes to football. Just like England... and Brazil... and Italy... Okay, now that I think about it apparently we German brothers don't have a single friend when it comes to football. Ja, we're at least as crazy about it as Brazil. And our team beat his lately... unfortunatelly it was just a test game, but I hope our team will do well in the real thing as well. That's exactly what I do. I keep bugging Germany to give me back by independence, but he's a tough nut to crack. I almost got away after WW I (with Austria's help) but unfortunatelly Germany and the Allies discovered our secret plan.
Don't tell me you really have something about me written in there! If that's the case: it's all nothing but lies!
No worries, it has nothing to do with slavery, quite the contrary.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Aug 17, 2011 5:49:39 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
Well he used to have a base at Vieux Fort, one of my quarters, and it's better than supporting England, who's only good player is Joe Hart~ and France who I think just plain sucks at it. You really don't have friends when it comes to football... I hope your team does well too! It's fun! So it's not working? Aww man! That's such a big shame!
...I think I might~
Yeah totally, but seriously I don't really mind.
Sincerely, St Lucia Sofia Alexander
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 17, 2011 6:16:28 GMT -5
Servus Scotland,
nothing against strength tests (I am the eternal master of Maßkrugstemmen after all), but one like that was a completely new experience. To be honest, not only that was weird to me. But for my first time I think I did well, didn't I? It was not as bad as I pictured it and it was even fun. But I doubt that I could ever be as much into it as you are. It was absolutely worth a try. Oh ja, please show me that next time. I don't like being tackled like that and having to let him get away with it. That begs for a revenge.
You don't know Germany... He can say much about anything. He even throws a fit when we only insult each other without lifting a finger at all. Seeing what a pacifistic pansy he's about to become you wouldn't believe that this guy was once a fierce fighter. I know. Unbearable, right? He tends to play a kind of head teacher at every world meeting. And now imagine living under the same roof with him. I am really happy that I refused to move to the capital when we had to found this stupid unified Empire. He would drive me up the wall.
Speaking of driving up the wall, how are things going with the oil now? Does it affect your health in any way? Let me know if you need help of any kind.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
-- Maßkrugstemmen - stein lifting: holding a filled stein with extended arm as long as possible, a popular strength test in Bavaria
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 17, 2011 6:28:24 GMT -5
Griaß di France,
I'm fine, thanks. And you? How was my over-eager little brother's visit yesterday? I heard your and his boss got some EU-fincance-plan-thing-whatever worked out. Germany seemed quite worn out when he got home.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Aug 17, 2011 6:37:01 GMT -5
Bonjour Bavaria,
Moi? Je vais bien, merci.
Ohonhonhon~ Oui, it was good. I had quite a lot of fun with Allemagne, so I wasn't too bored by the economy business that's going on. I'm not surprised he was worn out. Ohonhonhon.
L'amour, France
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 17, 2011 7:16:08 GMT -5
Griaß di St Lucia,
mei... Football is serious business. Even Germany and Italy argue pretty violently then, which they usually never do. Thanks for the support! I also hope that our team will do well. I can't wait for UEFA Euro next year. Poland and Ukraine are hosting it together, that'll surely be interesting. Unfortunatelly not. But I don't give up.
If you really happened to find some gossip about me, please let me know immediately. I don't want anybody running around and telling lies about me.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 17, 2011 7:24:46 GMT -5
Servus France,
how stupid from me to expect a kind of reasonable answer from you... Meassi... Actually I wanted to know if you got some work done, and not if you had fun with my brother. I am sure that I'll regret this question, but would you mind telling me the reason why he was so worn out?
Pfiadi Bavaria
-- Meassi - Merci - actually French "Thanks", but Bavarian dialect picked the word up
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Aug 17, 2011 8:24:32 GMT -5
Bonjour Bavaria,
Quel? That is a reasonable answer! I do not understand why you think it isn't reasonable! Ah, work. Moi? Non. Mais l'Allemagne a fait. But oui, I had a lot of fun with your brother. Ohonhonhon~!
Oh, you want to know why? Lets just say he is too uptight to know the difference between love and sexual harassment.
L'amour, France
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 17, 2011 9:07:44 GMT -5
Griaß di France,
for your standards it was probably quite "reasonable". Why doesn't this surprise me one bit... You can't always let my brother do all the work though. You know that when he's pissed he'll take it out on me later. I still wonder who came up with the incredibly stupid idea to let you two of all people take care of the European Union...
Yuck! Francis! I told you about a million times to leave my brother alone. You know fully well that he can't handle it. That kind of runs in the family. Just stop bothering him all the time.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Aug 17, 2011 9:23:46 GMT -5
Bonjour Bavière,
What do you mean "for my standards"? My standards are not low! Well, Allemagne is such a work-a-holic and he always yells at me if I try to do anything, says I mess it up. I might as well let him do it all. Now, why would he take it out on you? Vous êtes des frères. Il devrait y avoir d'amour entre vous! Ohonhonhon~ I basically started it, and forced Allemagne into it. After all, he had to do what I said after WWII.
What is so "yuck" about love! L'amour est beau! I was only giving him a little bit of attention. He is très étrange if he cannot handle love. I will not stop bothering him! C'est amusant!
L'amour, France
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Post by Dylan Kirkland on Aug 17, 2011 10:52:41 GMT -5
Helo Bafaria (Bavaria),
Cymru or Wales here. At least you're not writing because one of your brothers forced you to unlike others. How are you? It's raining here, but that's really not anything new.
Yn gywir, Cymru Dylan Adda Kirkland
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 17, 2011 11:02:00 GMT -5
Griaß di France,
that means that for French standards it might sound reasonable to answer a question about the work with "when the work got boring I had fun bugging your brother". But for German standards that sounds not one little bit reasonable. Well, I hate it, but I'll have to agree with my little brother here. I read one of the essays you wrote and it was really... crap. *sigh* Everybody has his strong points. And doing paper work is apparently not yours. No offense! Yes, we're brothers... well, half-brothers to be exact. Of course there's some brotherly love between us, but we also argue often. Just like every siblings do. That was just a rhetorical question. I couldn't possibly forget that time... Occupation with America...
It's not "yuck" about love, because you don't love him at all. You just like to annoy him. And all this romance thing is his weak point as you know, so it's pretty mean to take advantage of this. He's just incredibly shy (not to say clueless) when it comes to expressing emotions.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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