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Post by josephseidl on Aug 18, 2011 14:50:27 GMT -5
Griaß di Wales,
was it really so bad that he deserved being poisoned with England’s food?
You said it! I do not only want to punch him every time he babbles this nonsense, I actually do, which usually ends with a nice brawl. That’s why Germany has to buy new furnishings at least once a month. What? A religious thing? Ja, I have to admit that Saxony works pretty hard and his economy makes progress lately. But he’s still the second poorest of our siblings. At least he uses the financial aid he gets in a reasonable way, unlike the stupid Preiss. Oh, come on… From my personal experience with annoying little brothers I know that, even if we fight a lot, there’s still something like brotherly love… somewhere deep inside... very deep. Not when it comes to the Saupreiss though.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by Dylan Kirkland on Aug 18, 2011 15:02:12 GMT -5
Helo Bafaria,
It was.
Glad to know I'm not the only one who feels that way. I should feel bad for Germany but I don't. Yeah for a few decades centuries ago, there was a lot of religious strife and a lot of blood being shed over.
At least he's trying.
I get along with most of my siblings, its just 700+ years of being under someone's control builds up a lot of resentment towards them.
Ffarwel,
Cymru
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Aug 18, 2011 16:26:08 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria, I don't blame everything on you guys. Why do you think god created America? Ok that's a cruel joke but seriously all of my problems begin in Jamaica. Just because she's North German? I've been told you and Prussia are historically linked, in a very tight way. ...Well the only good part about that is the red eyed weirdo would finally kick the bucket and leave us all the hell alone. I wish I could...but if you're brother doesn't allow you to, he won't let me. But I'm sure everyone would love you forever if you did kill him. Sincerely St Lucia Sofia Alexander (( I think it's really good, I couldn't tell it wasn't your first language and much much better than my German the only word I know is wurst. ))
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Aug 18, 2011 22:52:43 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
Ye micht be strong bit lest time ah checked ye aye cannae hurl (lift) me 'n' ah kin hurl ye wi' yin (one) arm. Ye'r easy tae read. Ah wonder if Austria kin read ye lik' ah kin read ye. Na ah will juist tease ye a bawherr (little) bit aboot everything if ah kin. Amurnay lik' Prussia dinna fash yirsel.
We're suppose tae tak' him serious at times? ah jalouse (guess) that wull ne'er happen whin it comes tae me. Germany aye seems tae be taking everything sae serious ah whiles hings he's joking. Brother wull always rammy. If we didnae rammy we wid take the drive each ither insane. Ah thought ye said Austria doesn't huv guid insults. Sae far yers ur th' ainlie ones that mak' me stairt laughing whin ah hear ye yell thaim at fowk. Ah wull ne'er ken howfur ye dinnae wantae hurt America ilka time ye see him. A'm getting better aboot him bit a'm still gowpin' (mean) tae him. Lest time we talked ah slagged his crush oan Englain. Ah cannae hawp he likes someone lik' Englain o' a' fowk!
Ye shouldn't cop (feel) sorry aboot th' riots fur thay ur hee haw (nothing) compared tae howfur muckle Ireland is gaun efter him. Nae th' fowk juist her ur attacking him. Ah hate Englain 'n' ah micht huv tae gang ower 'n' protect him frae bein' abused by mah wee sister.
Sincerely, Scotland
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 19, 2011 1:41:10 GMT -5
Griaß di Wales,
what could possibly have been so bad?
Don't feel bad for Germany. It's his own fault, since he could just give me my independence back and I'd never bother him again. Ah, that's what you meant. Religious wars are a terrible thing indeed. Thinking about the 30 Years War e.g. still gives me the creeps. It was maybe the cruelest war I ever had to fight with my brothers. It almost tore little Holy Roman Empire apart, figuratively. In the end we were all badly injured, our lands devasted, partly depopulated and our economy and science thrown back ages in development. A war without a winner.
700+ years already? Wow, time passes... I know how you feel. Earlier I was part of the Holy Roman Empire and when I tried to get out, my brothers made me stay by force of arms. Later I became my own kingdom again, but couldn't enjoy my independence for even one century before the filthy Saupreiss beat me and forced me to join his German Empire. Now I'm stuck with my brothers again since 140 years. Has England at least begun to treat you better than he used to during his "great empire" days?
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 19, 2011 1:49:39 GMT -5
Griaß di St Lucia,
ha ha! That made me laugh. Poor America though... Is your relationship with Jamaica really that bad?
No, not only because she's north German. What? Who told you something like that? We may have been on the same side from time to time, but we certainly never got along. That's right, but unfortunately I couldn't enjoy the Preissn-free time anymore when my bosses iced me. But it would be a surprise attack in your case. When it comes to me Germany is always on the alert as soon as Prussia and myself enter the same room.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
((Thank you! It really makes me happy to hear that.))
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Aug 19, 2011 2:11:20 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
Well it's not that it's bad it's because when we were in the West Indies Federation he threw a hissy fit because Kingston wasn't the capital, which caused it to collapse. He then thought he was too good the the Caribbean court of Justice and wanted to make his own one. And he's just annoying and violent.
I hear things! I don't know anything about German history apart from the rather obvious one most of the world shares. And well I hear things! I don't know! Well I've made my hate of Prussia rather well known, he annoys me! His voice annoys me! As he was choking to death as I strangled him his strangled voice would break my eardrums.
Sincerely, St Lucia Sofia Alexander
(( No problem ^^ It's awesome the way you speak it~ ))
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 19, 2011 2:12:30 GMT -5
Servus Scotland,
that's because you didn't exactly make it easy for me to lift you up. I could have done it if you'd held still. And of course you're stronger than me, with your strange hobbies like throwing tree trunks. Herr im Himmel, I certainly hope that Austria can't. Yes, I can tell... You and your boyfriend France make a fine job of teasing me, you know that? Just... I'm just not good with this kind of things.
At times maybe... Oh, I didn't count Austria in since he's not part of our federal republic (lucky guy got away in time...) and I usually don't argue with him. Austria is too polite. He even considers "Piefke" an insult and wonders why no one takes him seriously then. What?! How can you laugh about my insults? Don't you know that of all German dialects my Bavarian is most famous for swearing and insulting? If you want to hear a ridiculous German dialect, go to Saxony. Even when he's getting really, really pissed he still sounds like a sore priss. America is a nice guy. Recently we had a little quarrel because I needed his Amerikahaus to move out of the traditional building. But I really don't know how I would have gotten back on my feet after the War without his help. Na ja, he's your little brother as well. So it's kind of natural that you bother him, isn't it?
Speaking of riots... Germany has some as well now. Since three nights some idiots keep setting cars on fire in Berlin. I heard about that. What's up with Ireland and England? It seems to cross the line of a normal fight between siblings.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
– Herr im Himmel – Lord above Piefke – Austrians call Germans that Amerikahaus – America house (after the occupation time the building of the occupation force was turned into a institute of cultural exchange)
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Post by Dylan Kirkland on Aug 19, 2011 11:33:54 GMT -5
Helo Bafaria,
Fine I won't feel bad for him. I've had to fight in a few wars like that because of Lloegr.
Yes a very long time. We used to be tribes and then the Roman came and focused mostly on Lloegr. The Roman didn't like my mountains very much. So for a long time Lloegr considered me a barbarian. That sounds like Prussia. That sort of sounds like what Lloegr did. I actually have a government now and I can make most of my own policies.
Ffarwel,
Cymru
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Aug 19, 2011 14:07:29 GMT -5
Bonjour Bavière,
Bien, because I have beautiful standards! Ohonhonhon~ well, we are very different nations, non? Anywhere is a place for amusement. It makes everything more interesting, oui?
Ohonhonhon~ My artwork is beautiful! It shows the natural gorgeousness of love! (Oui, I would like to see it.) I'm a lot better than those two! They just sleep. I draw.
Oui! Become free, mon cher Bavière. Vive Bavière libres! You have quite a large family, non?
It is not annoying, mon cher! C'est amusant! I am le Roi de l'Amour and there is no denying it!
L'amour, France
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Aug 19, 2011 16:08:32 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
Amurnay gaun tae bade aye whin someone wha is smaller than me is trying tae hurl (lift) me! Even if ah wasn't moving ye wouldn't be able tae hurl me. That's nae a streenge hobby. That's a braun (strength) test that ye cannae dae. Ah hawp he kin! baith o' us made a jab oot o' it.
Ah ken he isnae yin o' th' federal republic bit he is yer brother. Ah ken he is polite. A'm talking tae him aboot music 'n' sic. Austria doesn't wantae anger others. Yer insults ur funny! ye'r known fur thaim fur thay ur sae weird! Ah heard Saxony afore bit yer insults ur tae funny. Ye sound lik' an beelin' (angry) wean (child) whin screaming thaim at fowk. He is an eejit (idiot) nae a a brammer (nice guy). Ah ken he helped ye a lot bit he is aye mair o' an eejit than a'body else ah ever met. America isnae mah brother!
Ye daein' okay? th' riots kin git ill whin fowk ur bein' selfish idiots. Ah hawp a' body is okay. It haes crossed th' normal lines o' a sibling rammy. She is attacking him fur ca'in her wabbit (weak) whin he didnae. Englain tellt her whin she is sick she is defenseless 'n' needs hulp. She teuk that wrong.
Sincerely, Scotland
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 19, 2011 17:35:11 GMT -5
Griaß di St Lucia,
that sounds pretty troublesome indeed. Especially the part with "annoying and violent" reminds me of an idiot I know… I didn't know all that about Jamaica though, I have to admit. Outside of world meetings I hardly ever see him.
You hear things… I see… Well, I assure you that the Saupreiss and myself never were too close. Good girl! Put in a few swearwords and this sentence could have come from me.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
((Thanks! The way I speak English is horrible (evil German accent xD), but writing is ok I guess.))
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Aug 19, 2011 17:43:56 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
We all laughed when he was named part of the something top countries to live in or something. I mean, he's probably nice to other people...but I think he's getting too big for his boots! If you saw him out of them...you'd be surprised by how often he's not high.
...It's not like I'm crazy or anything! I mean I see Haiti's loa/voodoo god spirit things, but I've never ever heard things! Please don't think I'm crazy! ...Hmm...his voice is irritating though, I'd love to duct tape his mouth...then strangle him.
Sincerely, Sofia Alexander St Lucia
(( I love the German accent! It's amazing! And your writing is good...I didn't think English wasn't your first language~ ))
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 19, 2011 18:09:35 GMT -5
Griaß di Wales,
little brothers can be a real pain.
That’s maybe the good thing about mountains. Mountainous countries are hard to fight and conquer (ask my "nice" neighbor Switzerland about it…). I also love my Alps. Having your own government is a good thing. Over here every federal state has his own as well, and above all of them there’s Ludwigs bosses.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 19, 2011 18:37:48 GMT -5
Griaß di France,
you said it. We are very different indeed, but that makes things just more interesting. Maybe, although you were not supposed to enjoy yourself, but to work! Now the media is shooting your half-assed results down in flames again.
Uhm… I’ll better leave that uncommented… Just know that I’m not an appreciator of this kind of love. (OK, I’ll send it over to your cell phone.) They sleep, eat and whine. And Veneziano also draws, but other things than you luckily.
Yes, I have a large family. That’s because we used to be a bunch of only loosely associated countries until Prussia beat (the ones who didn’t want to join willingly, thus most of) us and set up the German Empire. We federal states still have a lot of sovereign rights down to the present day, so that we still have a country to represent. And enough power to drive Germany up the wall at times.
It’s not amusing for him. However, never mind. Just go ahead and annoy him. Then he can be mad at someone other than me for a change. Sure, roi de l’amour...
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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