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Post by josephseidl on Aug 17, 2011 11:07:42 GMT -5
Griaß di Wales,
if anybody had tried to force me to write, it would only have been one more reason not to do it. Ha ha! No, I just got bored and I think it's a great way to talk to all of you without my bosses knowing. I envy you. It's way too hot over here. Even among the chestnut tree's shadows in the biergarten it's still so hot that I'm afraid my beer might evaporate. I really wished it would start raining over here.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by Dylan Kirkland on Aug 17, 2011 11:17:24 GMT -5
Helo Bafaria,
That's true. Bosses can be very irritating, can't they?
It's always rainy or cloudy over here. Heat is basically a foreign concept here. Byddai hynny'n ofnadwy (That would be horrible) if you're cwrw (beer) evaporated. I would be upset if my whisky evaporated. I don't get to enjoy it as often as I would like given that I have to take care of my drunk brothers often.
Yn gywir, Cymru Dylan Adda Kirkland
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 17, 2011 11:32:02 GMT -5
Servus Wales,
you said it. Some decades ago my bosses found a letter from a fellow country and ever since then they're paying attention who I talk to and about what. Luckily it's getting better again since my former boss had to go. But I still prefer writing to all of you without them knowing.
What a pity that you can't simply send some clouds over here. What? Can't you get drunk together with them? And here I thought Scotland would be a nice big brother and take care of you.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by Dylan Kirkland on Aug 17, 2011 11:39:53 GMT -5
Helo Bafaria,
Why would they do that? Trust me, I'm happy I'm not being monitored by Lloegr (England) anymore.
I would if I could. It would be nice to see the sun sometimes. No I can't. Usually Yr Alban (Scotland) is an angry drunk, North Ireland is a happy drunk and Lloegr is a depressed drunk. He probably would if he were sober but when he's drunk and around Lloegr its best to stay sober to seperate them.
Yn gywir, Cymru Dylan Adda Kirkland
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Aug 17, 2011 11:55:17 GMT -5
Bonjour Bavière,
Are you saying French standards are lower than German? Mon Dieu! How you hurt me so, mon cher Bavière! My standards are just as high as yours. I just like having un petit peu d'amusement! Maybe you boring Germans don't understand what that means or something.
Ah, merci for insulting my essay. It took a very long to draw all those roses, you know! And some of my other pornographic doodles also had to be rubbed out a few times before I got them right! Oui, I admit paper-work is not my strong point. Mais, I am better at it than l'Italie! You cannot deny that. My strong point is obviously my beautiful face, hair and all the love I spread throughout the world!
So, you admit that you love your brother! I knew that love would prevail eventually, even with you two cold Germans! At least Prussia understands the concept of love and sex. He is also ton frère, non?
Ohonhonhon~ not many people can, mon cher. You are not alone there.
Maybe I do not love him, but I am giving him attention, and attention is love! Me? Enjoying annoying people? Non. Ce n'est pas possible! I am not taking advantage or being mean to him, I just enjoy the look on his face when I play with him a bit. Why did you put my title in quotation marks? It makes it sound like you do not think I am le Roi de l'amour, when everyone knows I am!
L'amour, France
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Aug 17, 2011 11:58:05 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
Holding a stein up juist shows ye huv a strong arm nae that th' rest o' ye is strong. Ye did weel fur yer foremaist time bit th' entire time ye keeked (looked) mixter maxter (confused) as if ye thought we micht be making hings up. If ye git intae it a maiter o mah family ah wid be in shock. Whin ye git better ye'll lik' it even mair. Ah will mak' sure tae sae ah kin see ye tackle a' body else.
Ye cannae even insult ilk ither aroond him? he needs tae git ower it fur he cannae control everything ye dae. Whiles ah wonder if he's th' same body as he wis in th' bygane (past). Whin ah used tae gang tae th' meetings ah wid stairt screaming at him aboot that. Amurnay (I'm not) gaun tae let him control me. He wanted ye tae bide wi' him? that soonds lik' hell!
Dinna fash (worry) yirsel aboot that. A'm braw (fine) 'n' dinnae ony hulp at th' moment. Th' ainlie chaos richt noo is England's riots.
Sincerely, Scotland
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 17, 2011 12:17:28 GMT -5
Griaß di Wales,
that’s a little complicated. It was a letter from Austria in which we fooled around about our "Republic of the Alps". You know, me leaving Germany and founding a new state together with Austria like we tried to after Austria’s divorce from Hungary. It was only a joke, but my bosses thought we were serious. That’s why they pay attention if I plan something like that again.
Oh my! That sounds awful… and awfully much like my own brothers. That’s why we usually don’t drink together. It always ends in a terrible mess. Maybe you should decide on rock-paper-scissors who has to stay sober and take care of the others.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 17, 2011 12:30:07 GMT -5
Griaß di France,
no, I am not saying your standards are lower. I just wanted to remark that apparently our definition of the word "reasonable" is a little different. Of course we know what amusement is. But we also know that a meeting about the recession is not the right place for it.
France… you… I don’t even know if and what I should reply to something like that. And just so you know: Germany’s face was at least as red as your roses when he gave me the paper with all your filthy drawings on it. (I took a picture, want to see it? He he…) Ja, that’s true. You’re still a lot better than Italy… both Italies actually.
Ja, I like my brother... most of the time at least. But I hate it when he orders me around. I am the proud Free State of Bavaria and not Germany’s lapdog. The Saupreiss is a completely different thing! He actually is my half-brother, unfortunately I can’t deny that. But other than that there’s nothing we have in common.
Don’t make me laugh… But playing with him against his will and enjoying his flushed face is exactly what people call "annoying him". Why I put it in quotation marks? It is a quote after all. Roi de l’amour then… Whatever you say, Frankreich. Whatever you say…
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by Dylan Kirkland on Aug 17, 2011 12:40:11 GMT -5
Helo Bafaria,
Lloegr was worried about me running off to join Yr Alban. So I understand. I probably would have if I could. Bosses can't take jokes though at all. I've played a few harmless pranks on mine and now he gets nervous whenever I'm around him.
At least someone understands. I'm beginning to wonder if that's how it works with all brothers. Can I guess that Germany is the depressed drunk and Prussia is the happy drunk? I usually drink when I'm home by myself. It would never work. If it was Yr Alban who was sober, he would just get annoyed at Lloegr and beat him into the next century and if it was Lloegr who was sober, he would just get beaten up by an angry drunk Yr Alban and things would be destroyed.
Yn gywir, Cymru Dylan Adda Kirkland
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Aug 17, 2011 12:43:32 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
...Yeah football is a gentleman's game played by ruffians... You'll do great I'm sure~ I do hope you get whatever you want one day Bavaria, it'll all work out~
Of course not but what if they were good rumours~?
Sincerely, St Lucia Sofia Alexander
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 17, 2011 12:44:33 GMT -5
Servus Scotland,
you don’t want me to list all our strength tests now, do you? I was confused actually, it was my first try after all. Himmel, I really have to work on my poker face, I guess. Yes, I guess that would be weird. Ha ha!
We ignore Germany of course. As if we’d let our little brother stop us from our traditional family quarrels we have going on for centuries. But well, he doesn’t know how we used to fight wars against each other. Thus he also doesn’t know how harmless our arguments nowadays actually are. It really sounded like hell, to me that is. It was shortly after the fall of the Berlin wall and the German Reunification. He was so happy about being one happy big family again that he wanted all of us to move into one big house together. But other than Germany and Prussia everybody was happy to have their own house in their own federal state.
That’s good to hear. Have England’s riots still not gotten better? Sorry to hear that. I hope he can solve it soon.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
-- Himmel - heaven
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Aug 17, 2011 13:08:11 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
Na ah dinnae tae huv ye list ilka braun (strength) test ye huv thare. Ah ken 'twas yer foremaist time bit ye seemed tae huv doubt that we played sic a gam. Ye huv th' worse poker coupon (face) sae ah cannae tell whit ye'r thinking a' th' time.
Doesn't a' body dingy (ignore) him? Brother aye rammy sae he cannae stop ye frae daein' that. If brothers dinnae rammy th' world wull come tae an end. Yer arguments uise th' maist colorful language known tae man. Whiles ah huv tae wonder how come they ur insults. Ah hud tae bide in th' same hoose as a' mah brothers 'n' England's colonies afore. 'twas mingin' (horrible). Ah felt lik' ah wis gaun tae gang insane at ony moment whin trapped in that hoose. A' o' ye shuid bide whaur yi'll waant nae wi' Germany 'n' Prussia. If ye bide (live) wi' thaim someone is gaun tae end up bein' murdurred by a' o' ye. Germany wull maist likely be th' foremaist tae gang.
Th' riots ur getting better bit thay ur aye happening. Thay wull be solved whin fowk stop bein' idiots a' th' time.
Sincerely, Scotland
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 17, 2011 14:30:47 GMT -5
Griaß di Wales,
so it was the same thing with you? Wow, I didn’t know at all. Seems like we have something in common then. What kind of pranks were they? I used to make fun of my former boss because of his stuttering-ish way of talking (sometimes his sentences didn’t even make sense anymore).
It really seems to be like that with all brothers. From what I heard it’s the same thing with the Nordics (if we count them as brothers). Not really. Normally Germany is the one who drinks very few and tries to stay sober so that he can stop us others when we start to fight. Prussia is more than just a happy drunk, he’s unbearably hyper. And Saxony starts crying and whimpering nonsense in his strange dialect. And I usually get incredibly tired and just fall asleep wherever I am, after trying to beat Prussia with the stein. Oh, you got a point there. That really sounds very much like England and Scotland.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 17, 2011 14:48:40 GMT -5
Griaß di St Lucia,
thanks a lot! When it's some nice rumours you can feel free to spread them of course. But considering that they come from France, they're probably just some filthy smut or something. And in that case they're all lies of course.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Aug 17, 2011 14:54:21 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
It's nothing...you've actually got me excited! I want to see these games so bad now~! Oh I spread the nice ones but they're nowhere near as fun~ But filthy smut can be good right? Don't you want people to think you're good in bed? Sorry! That just came out! Feel free to not answer that!
Sincerely, St Lucia Sofia Alexander
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