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Post by josephseidl on Aug 16, 2011 5:56:52 GMT -5
Servus Weid, this is Bavaria, Germany's most awesome big (half-)brother. I'm sitting in a Biergarten right now, drinking my Maß and got bored. So I decided to open my inbox for your letters... as long as you're not the dreckate Saupreiss. Pfiat's eich! Bavaria
translations: Servus - typical Bavarian greeting Weid - world Biergarten - beergarden Maß - beer mug, one liter of beer dreckate Saupreiss - Bavarian insult for non-Bavarian, northern Germans: filthy pig-Prussian. (I am really living in Bavaria, south Germany. So please don't be surprised when I write at weird hours, it's the time difference. )((Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia Axis Powers and/or Bavaria. He belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya))
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Aug 16, 2011 6:21:40 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
Hi! How are you? We've probably actually never met before but apparently you're on the list of people my brother reckons I should write too (keeping in mind it's a long long list). Why don't you like Prussia much? I mean believe me, you're probably not the only one but I heard you don't get on for some reason or something or other, maybe I should stop listening to gossip because I may be wrong sorry.
Yours Sincerey, St Lucia Sofia Alexander
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 16, 2011 6:39:05 GMT -5
Servus Sofia,
thanks! I'm fine. I'm always fine when I can drink my beer on a sunny day in the Biergarten. And how are you? Why I don't like Prussia? Are you kidding? That's like asking the sun why it rises in the morning. He's Prussia and I am Bavaria. What else should I say... He's annoying to no end, arrogant, too loud, a freeloader, always causing trouble and it was him who beat me to a pulp and took my independence away. I wanted to stay my own kingdom... or at least found a republic of the Alps with Austria. But thanks to this idiot I am stuck with my annoying siblings ever since. What kind of gossip did you hear? Now I'm curious.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Aug 16, 2011 6:54:16 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
I'm fine, but FIFA has announced 16 officials from Caribbean associations (me included), have been charged with breaching rules on ethics in the wake of the bribery scandal that saw Mohamed Bin Hammam banned for life. So I'm not too happy about that. Well...in my defense I am all the way in the Caribbean and all I really know about Germany/all the states there is Germany gives me money when I have a hurricane, which is nice. I'm kinda sad to hear you're stuck with your siblings though, I know I hate mine what're you like with yours? Well it's gossip, usually between European nations...it was a while ago though go back 300 years or so I heard it from France when I was his territory.
Yours sincerely, St Lucia Sofia Alexander
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Aug 16, 2011 14:19:01 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
Ye finally git aroond tae joining! ah wasn't sure ye wid be joining fur a while sin ah git ye tae speil (play) rugby wi' me 'n' a few members o' mah family. Yer coupon (face) wis priceless whin ye wur tackled by Englain! if we didnae gang easy ah dinnae think ye wid huv known whit tae dae.
Neist time ah will warn ye aboot wha tae keep edgy (watch out) fur. We didnae hurt ye tae ill did we?
Sincerely, Scotland
((OOC: I missed seeing all the Bavarian insults. I should have been up at weird hours again so we could have talked))
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 17, 2011 1:48:35 GMT -5
Servus Sofia,
oh, I am sorry for you. We had some FIFA bribery scandal some years ago over here, too. Go ned schee. I hope for you that it's solved soon. Football is the best, so don't let scandals like that spoil the party. Ja... Very nice and generous, my little brother. Pshaw! Guess whom he takes all the money from. But well, as long as he's doing good things with it, I guess I can't really complain. Helping victims of natural disasters is clearly better than wasting the money on our lazy brothers. It's a difficult topic. I don't exactly hate my siblings, but I don't love them either. Actually I have nothing against my siblings as long as they leave me alone. But unfortunatelly they don't, especially the annoying Saupreiss. I see. Well, gossip between nations can be interesting and I guess France is always a good source of informations (if you ignore all the filthy parts).
Pfiadi, Bavaria
--- go ned schee - really not nice ja - yes
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 17, 2011 1:59:24 GMT -5
Servus Scotland,
ja, I am back now. That was quite a thing! I never played rugby before so you guys caught me off-guard a little. I never saw all of you go havoc like that, especially England. That he would tackle me like that really surprised me. Well, playing rugby was fun. In future I guess I'll stick to football though.
Na, no worries. I am fine. Some little bruises won't kill me. I grew up with a bunch of constantly fighting brothers after all, so I am used to it.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
((I also missed your Scots. It's so funny to read.))
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Aug 17, 2011 2:13:24 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
Ah ken ye ne'er played it afore that's how come ah tried mah best tae explain th' rules afore we played. Ye didnae ken we a' loue (love) it that muckle? Englain kin pure (really) tackle someone whin it comes tae rugby. Ye keeked (looked) lik' a deer caught in th' headlights whin tackled. Ye dinnae plan tae ever speil (plan) rugby again? neist time we wull speil fitba.
Wi' Prussia aroond a'm sure ye'r used tae huvin bruises. Dae ye aye (still) rammy wi' yer brothers?
Sincerely, Scotland
((I'm still impressed you can read it because English wasn't your first language. Did you see the yaoi picture attack on Prussia?))
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 17, 2011 2:58:00 GMT -5
Servus Scotland,
you did a good job explaining them. Thanks again. I think I'll have to play several times before I really get all of it though. Of course I knew before that you're all crazy about rugby. That's why I wanted to try it once, just to see what you find so great about it. Was it really that bad? Zefix, I guess I am really not exactly what you could call a pokerface. But how did you expect me to look at a surprise attack like that? I wouldn't have thought that your little brother was capable of something like that. Na, it was fun and I'd like to play again some time. But I think I could never grow to like rugby as much as football.
Believe me, we're all used to it. Yes and no. When we meet, we still argue and fight of course. But normally Germany makes sure that the Saupreiss and myself don't stay in the same room for longer than necessary. And we don't use weapons anymore, so our fightings today are pretty harmless.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
((To be honest, that seems to be my advantage sometimes actually. Maybe it's because Bavaria and Scotland have both Celtic roots, but some of the words sound more like our Bavarian words than English. xD Yes, I saw it. Hilarious!))
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Aug 17, 2011 3:32:28 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
Ah tried mah best bit ye huv tae speil (play) a few times afore ye learn. At least ah didnae mak' ye try daein' a scrum. Trust me ye wid huv bin mixter maxter (confused) daein' that. Ye ainlie wanted tae see whit we loved aboot it sae muckle? Rugby is lik' American fitba bit muckle better 'n' violet. Ye'll lik' it if ye wur better at it. It wasn't a surprise attack. He charged richt at ye 'n' wis trying tae tak' ye doon. He didnae even dae a proper rugby tackle. Normally th' body grabs under yin o` yer legs 'n' slams ye tae then ground. Englain is surprisingly guid at rugby. Ah ne'er thought ye wid loue (love) rugby lik' ye loue fitba.
Weel if ye cannae uise weapons then uise a shovel. It isnae a weapon bit it'll mak' Prussia greet (cry). Germany ruins a' th' fin doesn't he?
Sincerely, Scotland
((Maybe that is your advantage. You used to have to read it out loud to know what I wrote. Do they really? Most people still have trouble with it. The yaoi war was so much fun!))
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Aug 17, 2011 4:03:54 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
See, I'm not even a huge football fan on an international level, we're awful. But I know Germany's good at it...and uh most of Europe. Well I'm sorry! Thank you too then! It really really helps considering my foreign relations with him are next to nil. He's nice like that. Oh....so really it's all a matter of privacy to you? Why don't you do a Quebec and try and be independent? Actually the filthy parts were the most fascinating parts I know things about certain people others never ever want to know~
Sincerely, St Lucia
P.S. By the way what does Servus mean? Because in Latin that's how you say slave...
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Post by isabellaluvsu on Aug 17, 2011 4:44:19 GMT -5
Sup!
Hey, I'm not sure if we met before. If not, I'm Hungary, and you seemed like a fun guy to chat with, so it's like: why not?
Sincerely, Hungary
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 17, 2011 5:06:42 GMT -5
Servus Scotland,
I thought so. Maybe I'll do better next time. Ja, I'm quite relieved that you spared me the even worse parts. It was hard enough for me considering it was my first time playing rugby. Well, I thought if all of you are so into it it can't be that bad, right? Ha ha! And it's always nice to try out new sports. Football is getting a little boring lately since no one can beat me anyway. For me it was a surprise attack since I didn't see him coming at all. Well, I would never have guessed that one day I would get laid by your little brother of all people. Just kidding. It's absolutely impossible for me to love anything more than football. Nothing beats football.
Shovels are kind of unhandy indoors. I usually prefer a Maßkrug (stein). You said it! Germany is a real spoilsport and I wonder why. He should be used to his big brothers beating each other up anyway. It was never different. He's become so much of a pacifist, it's boring!
Pfiadi, Bavaria
((While reading I try to imagine what it would sound like, I'm fine like that. Yes, "speil" for example would be "spielen" in German but "play" in English.))
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 17, 2011 5:08:40 GMT -5
Griaß di St Lucia,
Germany is good at it, but he's kind of the eternal runner-up. And a kind of oracle. In the last two world cups, the European championship and now also women's world cup it was always the team that kicked Germany out of the tournament who won in the end. Well, it's a little consolatory when you're kicked out by the world champion himself. But next time we will win for sure! Yes, we're completely crazy about football over here. Not only privacy. I have one of the largest economies in Europe, a great education system and everything. But my stupid brothers ruin the federal average in "whole" Germany and Ludwig makes me bail them out every so often. So I feel like they keep hampering me. I probably should have expected that... Well, as long as he's not spreading filthy rumours about ME I don't care too much.
Ja, I know. My "Servus" causes quite some confusion at times. But it's just a greeting in Bavaria, like "hello" or "hi". It comes from Latin and can be interpreted as kind of "at your service". If you don't like it I'll say "griaß di" ("greet you") instead.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Aug 17, 2011 5:22:34 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
Well I hope you guys win, usually I support Netherlands but I could support you guys next year. Look on the bright side at least you don't lose to a team no one's ever heard of! You always lose to the good people! Completely crazy? Wow...that'd be like Brazil's heaven. Well why don't you try and do a Quebec then? ...Hmm...I think I wrote it in my diary I'll check.
Oh no it's fine just do whatever's easier for you really! I don't mind...I get uh some people are kind of touchy about it because of the whole slavery thing....but whatever's easier. Really.
Sincerely, St Lucia Sofia Alexander
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