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Post by josephseidl on Aug 19, 2011 19:17:51 GMT -5
Servus Scotland,
oh, come on. I am only a few centimeters shorter than you, and I’m clearly more sturdily built. Of course I could. I can even lift Germany up, so don’t underestimate me. I most certainly hope that he can’t! And don’t you dare telling him one word! I knew it… Give me a break!
Good, keep chatting about music then. Has he ever played bagpipe? I really don’t know what you’re talking about. Even Germany regularly throws me a fit because he finds my expressions too bad for simple everyday arguments. If by “funny” you mean things like “Noagalzutzla”, that’s not an insult but a banter. You’ve never seen me getting really mad yet. I assure that that sounds completely different. I still think he’s a good guy, even if he can be annoying. Well, England kind of adopted him as his little brother. So that would make him your brother as well, wouldn’t it?
The riots are not affecting me personally since I have nothing to do with Berlin. But Germany is pretty worried. I hope they get them under control soon. Jessas! Just because of that? He only meant well, didn’t he? Well, I guess she must have gotten it completely wrong. I hope she calms down again and that they can make up before something really bad might happen.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
__ Noagalzutzla – someone who drinks the stale rest of beer in a mug
((In Bavarian dialect we even say things in a normal (not argument) talk that would be considered pretty insulting in Standard German. Translating can be quite shocking at times. So I don’t get why Scotland thinks that Bavaria sounds funny or like a child. I just don't want to write really bad insults or swear words here, that's why I usually only use the funny ones. ^^; ))
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 20, 2011 20:57:47 GMT -5
Griaß di St Lucia,
he was? That’s interesting… There are quite some countries I wonder how they are outside of world meetings. Is he really often not high at often? Hmh, maybe he needs to get high to be able to take the meetings or something.
You mean, you see things like… like England does or so? Well, I guess you’re not the only one then. I admit that it sounds weird, but I don’t think that you’re crazy. That sounds like a plan.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
((I find the accent embarrassing and I usually don’t like to speak English because of it. I always thing that native speakers must die laughing innerly when they hear me.))
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Aug 21, 2011 6:39:53 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
All I know is he's bloody lousy and violent and a rubbish...he may have counted as a husband I'm not too sure. But I also know those meetings can be so boring I almost don't blame him.
Well not like England's flying mint bunny that's just down right pansy like. Spirits not...fairies. Thanks by the way! Think it should be done?
Sincerely St Lucia
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Aug 21, 2011 11:04:12 GMT -5
Bonjour Bavière,
Oui, life would be so dull if we were all the same, non? It is better to enjoy life than to work all the time! All work and no play is such a bad way yo live. The media are annoying. I ignore them.
Ah, but this kind of amour est très beau! How can you not like it? (Merci, Bavière. I look forward to seeing it.) Oui, the Italy brothers are much worse than me. At least my pictures are beautiful, his are like little scribbles on the paper.
What is it like having so many relatives? Prussia did conquer a lot of people... then basically lost it all. Poor Prusse. It must be good to still be federal states and annoy ton frère so much, oui?
Merci, Bavière! I shall continue to have my way avec ton frère.
L'amour, Le Roi d'Amour Francis Bonnefoy (France)
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 22, 2011 0:56:06 GMT -5
Griaß di St Lucia,
you don't even know for sure if you were married? That's pretty weird, you know... Tell me about it! We should really think about making the meetings a little more interesting. For one, I'd say we don't let my annoying little brother lead them anymore. Or we could smuggle a slide-show with the pictures of the Yaoi-thread in his presentations.
So it's similar, but not the same since you see cooler things than him? Sure! I would appreciate it. I had quite some argument with the Saupreiss again recently.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 22, 2011 1:11:35 GMT -5
Griaß di France,
no one said anything about "all work and no fun". But you have to be able to tell the difference between "working time" and "fun time". You could have bothered my brother after the meeting. Yes, I know you do...
It's not! It is.. it's... filthy smut! Who (except yourself) likes to see something like that doodled on his documents? And then this detailed too... I probably wouldn't have overreacted like my brother did, but I'd most certainly not been happy. Actually I prefer Italy's scribbles of flowers and doggies over your filth.
What it's like to have a big family? It's troublesome. We hardly ever agree on anything and we always used to be fighting a lot. Don't pity the stupid Saupreiss! It's all his own fault. And I can't think of anyone who wanted to be conquered by him in the first place. Do you know what he confessed me yesterday? He only crushed me and forced me to "become one with him", because he couldn't have Austria and was jealous. And then he seriously wonders why I hate him?! Sure. I love to annoy him at every given opportunity.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by Dylan Kirkland on Aug 22, 2011 9:24:17 GMT -5
Helo Bafaria,
Yes they are.
Not exactly true. I was conquered by Lloegr. My land is perfect for raising sheep though. I've never been to the alps. That's how it works here as well.
Ffarwel,
Wales
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Aug 22, 2011 16:48:26 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
Ye'r aye (still) short 'n' ye ken it. Ah cannae huv short 'n' cute wee jimmies (boys) picking me up. A'm twig malinky (thin) sae o' coorse ye'r mair sturdily built! ye kin hurl Germany? a'm impressed! How come shouldn't ah tell him aboot yer feelings? he micht wantae ken.
He haes played th' bagpipes afore whilk surprised me. Ah didnae think he wid be able tae speil thaim. Ah juist fin' thaim funny fur some reason. Ilka time ah see ony o' ye using insults ah end up laughing. Ah micht huv ne'er seen ye pure (really) mad afore. Thay ur lik' brothers in some ways 'n' in ither ways nae. Ah dinnae see him as mah brother 'n' he isnae related by blood sae na.
A'm sure he is panicking sin Germany hates ony form o' chaos gaun oan 'n' wants tae control it as in a wee bit as he kin. Aye he meant weel. She apologized by Englain wont forgive he fur he believes ye cannae say ye hate yer siblings 'n' wish thaim deid (dead) juist tae tak' it back. Englain is pure (really) upset richt noo.
Sincerely, Scotland
((Scotland is trying to piss Bavaria off. He doesn't really laugh at the insults or think Bavaria sounds like a kid he just wants to see if he can push Bavaria's buttons enough to make him throw a fit.))
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 23, 2011 1:03:18 GMT -5
Griaß di Wales,
Amen to that. Especially the little brothers who set their mind on becoming a huge empire...
Well, at least the Romans couldn't before. Sheep are not bad. We also have some of them, but it's more about cows over here. The Alps are wonderful (but I used to own bigger parts of them before Austria decided to be a jerk from time to time).
Does it work well? Or does England still insist on getting the last word?
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by Dylan Kirkland on Aug 23, 2011 1:30:40 GMT -5
Helo Bafaria,
I never got the whole empire thing? I have never heard of an empire lasting.
They did, but they considered my land useless because of the mountains. They're not. I have cows as well but sheep are more plentiful here. I like going into the mountains because certain annoyances get winded trying to find me in them.
It does. He has final say, but the great thing is the "Prince of Wales" has no say in Welsh government.
Ffarwel, Wales
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 23, 2011 1:34:59 GMT -5
Servus Scotland,
I am not short! I am of perfect average height. You are just too tall! And stop calling me "cute" all the time. Himmeherrgottkreizkruzifixsacklzementnoamoinai! Yes, I can lift him up and even carry him. Otherwise he wouldn't get home after the Starkbieranstich every year. Maybe, but I don't want him to know. It's pathetic enough to be in love with him, when he loves someone else, even without him knowing. I wouldn't be able to look him in the eyes ever again.
Austria really has? Wow, I wouldn't have guessed. Looks like there isn't much about music he doesn't know or has never tried. They're not funny at all! Cut it out! I see. That sounds interesting. Their relationship seems to be complicated as usual, isn't it?
Well, I can understand a little why he's panicking. Last night it was 12 cars again, that makes more than 90 since the riots started. And the police still can't do much about it. Hmh, that's not quite easy either. Good thing that they calmed down again and that Ireland apologized. Well, I can understand that it's difficult for England to just forgive and forget how she hurt him. But on the other hand I am no one to talk. I would be at an eternal war with my siblings if either of us had taken every "I hate you" and "I'll kill you" seriously. Even if he's upset now, maybe he should make an effort. She seems to be truely sorry and he's not exactly an innocent angel either after all.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
--- Himmeherrgottkreizkruzifixsacklzementnoamoinai – not going to translate that... xD Starkbieranstich – ceremonial opening of the strong beer season
((I see... xD))
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 24, 2011 2:15:55 GMT -5
Griaß di Wales,
ja, neither did I. Living between Austria and Prussia I kind of had other things to worry about anyway.
Really? Didn't you say before that they concentrated on England? Ah, nevermind. Right now I have a very famous cow, Yvonne. She took off some month ago and is hiding in a forest ever since. No one manages to find and catch her. It's hilarious. Yes, mountains are great for this kind of things.
I guess it's similar over here, but depending on the topic. There are also a lot of things I can decide without having to listen to Germany. That's really great, and funny as well.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Aug 25, 2011 4:52:19 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
Yer short 'n' ye ken it. Dinnae try lying tae yersel' aboot it. Amurnay tae tall! a'm th' same height as Germany wha isnae tae tall. If ah didnae ca' ye cute ah wid be lying. Weel ye'll ne'er hurl me fur ah wont let ye. Bavaria ye'll ne'er git ower him if ye dinnae tell him howfur yer feelin'. Whit if he aye cared mair fur ye than ye knew? juist tell him awready!
Ah didnae think he hud th' lungs fur it bit ah wis wrong. Austria wull try playing anythin' he kin git his hauns oan. Ye sure thay aren't a' funny? aye it's. Ah dinnae even try tae figure it oot.
Fowk ur complete idiots. Destroying someone's motor isnae gaun tae fix anythin'. Englain takes it seriously fur ah actually tried tae murdurr him afore. Wance yin (one) sibling tries tae rid th' world o' ye tis hard nae tae tak' it seriously. We a' ken Englain isnae innocent! he's trying tae scar me! he keeps telling me aboot his sex lee (life).
Sincerely, Scotland
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Post by Dylan Kirkland on Aug 26, 2011 0:45:11 GMT -5
Helo Bafaria,
Same here. I had other things to worry about.
They did. Lloegr is mostly flat so they could start industries and farming there with little problem. Clywais am hynny (I heard about that). That is hilarious that nobody seems to be able to capture her. When I get down I usually have to pick up half dead bodies and drop them off at the nearest ysbyty (hospital).
The queen of England is my queen, that's how it is here too. Yes it makes me laugh as well.
Ffarwel,
Cymru
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 26, 2011 5:08:17 GMT -5
Servus Scotland, I am not! Zefix, this is getting stupid... Then Germany is too tall as well. No, you would be saying the truth finally! I know you won't. You made that pretty clear with your fidgeting. But I don't have a reason to carry you around anyway as long as you're not planning to get drunk over here and make me carry you home. Well, what's so bad about that anyway? I don't exactly have a reason to get over him, do I? He doesn't. He clearly said that he sees me as his brother, nothing more and nothing less. Ok, you won. I'll tell him - on the 31st of February! Ha ha! Never underestimate Austria when it comes to music. I also thought that our Quetschn would be too "vulgar" for his liking. But he playes it very well and with joy indeed. But nevertheless I am still surprised that he also can play the bagpipe. Neither did I. America regularly cried me a river when we went drinking, back then when he stayed with me after the war. I couldn't make much sense of it though. Amen to that. I just hope that they stop this nonsense soon. Wow... You really did? I admit, I've never thought about going that far... Alright, I did when it comes to the Preiss, but not Germany... actually. However. I talked to him a little and I see why he's that angry at her. But nevertheless it would be nice if they could make up again after a while. What?! England talking about his sex life? Is he drunk...? Pfiadi, Bavaria -- Quetschn - Bavarian and Austrian for accordion (By the way... www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmJeco1ewAg That was one of Austria's candidates for the Eurovision Song Contest this year, a song about a Luftquetschn (air-accordion... like air-guitar) in Austrian German. It's so hilarious... especially all the comments of standard German speakers who don't understand a single word of the lyrics.))
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