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Post by josephseidl on Aug 26, 2011 5:15:46 GMT -5
Griaß di Wales,
that seems to be the fate of all neighbours of (self-proclaimed) Empires.
How boring, flat landscapes... Eha! That sounds pretty troublesome. And finding half dead bodies all over the way when you go hiking can't be a too pleasant sight either, I bet. It's been quite a while since I last found one. Mostly it's stupid Preissn tourists who go hiking in the Alps with sandals. Damische Preissn...
Pfiadi, Bavaria
-- damisch - stupid (Bavarian dialect)
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Aug 26, 2011 16:59:31 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
Neist (next) time ah wont fidget as muckle sin ye a'maist dropped me whin ah did that. Ah wull ne'er let ye huv an easy time trying tae hurl me. Even if ye did that back tae me if ah ever picked ye up ah wid aye be able tae haud ye fur a while. Ah dinnae plan tae git thare blootert (drunk). Ah wid huv tae dram (drink) yer heavy (beer) tae git blootert (drunk) sin ah huv tae dram (drink) mah ain weight in whisky tae end up getting blootert. Na ye dinnae tae git ower him bit ye aye shuid tell him tae see if he does huv feelings fur ye. Whin did he say he sees ye as a brother? Bavaria dinnae be a smart bahookie (ass) ! juist tell him awready.
Ah micht huv tae huv him speil me something oan yer accordion sin A've ne'er heard yin (one) afore. A'm still in shock aboot th' bagpipe. He said he isnae likelie as talented at it as a'm bit that juist mak's me wantae gie him lessons oan it. America cries whin swallyin (drinking)? ah ne'er knew that! ye dinnae ken whit he wis greetin' (crying) aboot? noo ah wonder whit hud him sae upset.
We a' hawp (hope) that glaikit (stupid) riots come tae an end. Whin he wis wee something that ah cannae even mind pissed me aff sae muckle ah tried tae choke him tae death. Someone ended up stopping me afore ah cuid dae mair than lea (leave) a bruise. Ah wish ah hadn't huv dane it bit thare isnae muckle ah kin dae aboot it noo. Aye ah heard how come he wont forgive her bit a'm sure in enough time he'll git ower it. A clocked (saw) ye thanked him fur standing up fur ye. Englain kens empires ur wrong 'n' his wis mair fur attention sae a' body wouldn't keek (look) doon oan him. Even if he did mingin' (horrible) hings tae a' body amurnay sure he's as ill as Prussia. Aye he's talking aboot his sex lee (life)! na ah think it micht be fur he hasn't slept in twa weeks. He's gaun tae gimme nightmares!
Sincerely, Scotland
((I watched that and that's awesome! I had to laugh when watching it. Now I want to know the lyrics but I haven't been able to find them in English.))
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Aug 27, 2011 11:12:36 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
Of course it's weird, my whole life is weird. And we totally should. I know a few people do get bored, I mean America's superhero thingy gets tedious and all. And no offense but your brother's voice...is loud.
Yes! Exactly! Kind of...yes! Completely different! So you want me to strangle it? What did you fight about?
Sincerely, St Lucia Sofia Alexander
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 29, 2011 3:29:04 GMT -5
Servus Scotland,
maybe it would have served you right for being so stubborn... I won't try it again anyway. Unlike some other nations I'm not too keen on carrying people around if I don't have to. You should come over in a few weeks when the Oktoberfest starts and they sell the good Oktoberfestbier again. He said it in one of his letters, "valued neighbor, friend and brother". He's never seen more in me than that. So I don't need to ask him, since he already told me.
Really, you've never hear a Quetschn before? That's incredible! You absolutely should ask Austria to play it then. It's worth it. Oh dear, that's really typical. I bet he wouldn't want to miss the chance to learn to play a new instrument. Usually he doesn't, it was only this once. A few years after the war he went over to England and wanted to see how he was doing and if his injuries got better. But England apparently yelled at him and slammed the door in his face. I don't know why though.
Well, I can't exactly say that I never did anything like that... Unfortunately once I almost succeeded when I was allied to France and we almost killed Holy Roman Empire. I was so shocked that I switched sides and tried to make up for it again. The shock was profound. Nowadays it's usually Germany who stops me from killing the Saupreiss. Ja, I also hope that they can make up again when some time has passed. Right. England and the Preiss seem to have argued about whatever, I missed the beginning of the thing. England took my side and told him off when he said that it was perfectly fine to crush me and force me to become one with him. England even got him to admit that it was a mistake... well, apparently the Preiss still didn't really get it considering what he told me later. But anyway, I was impressed that England of all people defended me. Zefix, that sounds horrible. Two weeks? Lieba Gott... That can't be healthy at all. Shouldn't someone intervene?
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 29, 2011 3:41:40 GMT -5
Griaß di St Lucia,
if we decide to do this slide-show thing we probably should ask France for more material. I bet he has some pretty embarrassing treasures... I really wished my little brother could switch off this stupid commanding tone of his once in a while. Did you know that he also talks like this when he tries to get one of us to do the dishes? It's really getting on my nerves.
Ha ha ha! I see... Yes, please feel free to strangle him anytime you want. Oh, new argument, but the old topic. 140 years ago he set his mind on unifying all our siblings in the German Empire. But since most of us didn't want to, he did it by force. I (and some of my southern siblings) was allied to Austria back then and I wanted to stay with Austria rather than join Prussia. He crushed us and forced me to become one. I guess I had enough time to get over this, but it still makes me see red when the Preiss talks about it as if it was perfectly normal.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Aug 30, 2011 20:40:14 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
If ye dropped me ah wid batter (punch) ye in th' stomach. A'm glad ye wont try it again. How come wid yi'll waant tae carry fowk wha ur bigger than ye aroond? ah lik' carrying ye fur ye git sae upset ower it. Amurnay a muckle fan o' heavy (beer) sae a dinnae ken.
Na A've ne'er heard yin (one) afore. Na yin plays thaim in th' UK. A'm sure Austria wid huv fin showing aff his skills wi' an accordion. Ye shuid jyne in oan learning freish (new) instruments. Englain is ower emotional whin it comes tae America. He aye isnae ower thair wee break up as ah ca' it. He micht huv gotten upset fur America used tae worry aboot him bein' hurt whin he wis wee sae it reminds Englain o' th' bygane (past).
Ye didnae mean tae try killing Holy Roman Empire sae dinnae beat yersel' up ower that yin (one). Ye ken even if Germany didnae stop ye, ye wouldn't murdurr Prussia. We a' ken ye hate him bit nae enough tae become him by stepping oan th' wabbit (weak). Englain amazes a' body at times. Whit did Prussia say tae ye efter him 'n' Englain fought aboot whit he did tae ye that proved he didnae git it? Even if he is always serious 'n' ne'er seems tae relax Englain enjoys defending others. Aye twa weeks o' na kip (sleep) at a'. It isnae healthy at a'. Prussia tied him tae a bed tae mak' him kip (sleep) whilk ended up getting thaim baith na whaur. Ah juist plan oan letting him wirk 'til he ends up passing oot.
Sincerely, Scotland
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 31, 2011 1:35:45 GMT -5
Servus Scotland,
I know you would... That's exactly what I meant. What is so great about carrying someone around? I don't get it (and that has nothing to do with height). I hate being carried! Just trust the expert. My beer is the best in the whole wide world.
That's hard for me to imagine. Quetschn are so common over here that I find it incredible how unknown they are abroad. The same goes for the zither or the hammered dulcimer. You can bet your life on it. Austria is always happy when it's about music. No, that's not for me. I am not exactly gifted in music. I know how to play the accordion, the zither and some brass instruments a little, but what I'm playing is far from high art. It's just enough to drive my brothers up the wall. Unfortunately I couldn't make any sense of America's whining. But that might be it. I also think that England is way too proud to let America (of all people) see him in one of his weakest moments.
Right, I didn't want to murder him, but I wanted to hurt him and that's bad enough. Pschaw! I'll never admit to that! Well, at first the Preiss kind of apologized and said that it was a mistake to beat and seize me. But apparently the mistake part went only for "me", he didn't regret the battle by itself at all. He even confessed that he's done it out of jealousy and that he's only taken me because he couldn't have Austria. I was really amazed by England. It's quite impressive that even after his own past as "great empire" he still is at his senses. The Preiss did? I bet England was not very happy about that... You're mean, but I guess I would do the same if it was about one of my brothers.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by Dylan Kirkland on Aug 31, 2011 2:13:41 GMT -5
Helo Bafaria,
They are boring. For me, it's mostly y Saesneg dwp (the stupid English) who seem to think its easy to hike mountains if you never done it before. Why would anyone wear sandals when hiking?
Ffarwel, Cymru
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 31, 2011 2:44:24 GMT -5
Griaß di Wales,
the English tourists are also this stupid? Amazing... I always thought no one can rivil Preissns' stupidity. You said it! They think it's oh-so-easy to hike mountains, that they don't need to pay attention to the weather or take any equipment with them. Deppn... When Ötzi (ice mummy from the Stone Age) was found in 1991 Austria and I joked a little about this as well. Whereas all the scientists tried to figure out who he was, where he came from and how he died, we were like "he's wearing sandals and froze to death, so apparently he's a Preiss". (Only a joke, neither did he wear sandals nor did he freeze to death. But it was hilarious to see the scientists' faces back then.)
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by Dylan Kirkland on Sept 2, 2011 0:33:42 GMT -5
Helo Bafaria,
Yes they are. And I thought no one could rival Lloegr's. We both know its not easy, we both just make it look that way because we know the mountains better than anyone.
I remember hearing that he was cursed, like the pharaohs. I just realized something we are not very nice to humans are we?
Ffarwel, Cymru
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Post by josephseidl on Sept 5, 2011 0:48:30 GMT -5
Griaß di Wales,
so let's just say every no mountains having countries' tourists are stupid. Ha ha! Yes, that must be it. When they see us hopping over the cliffs like Gamsn, they surely must think that it's easy like that.
Really, cursed? I don't know anything about that. But he can't have been a lucky fellow since he was shot from behind with an arrow. Well, I am very nice to my people... and Austria's... and Switzerland's... and Czechia's... and actually everybody else's as long as they're not the Preiss's.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
- Gams - chamois
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Post by Marisha Allan on Sept 16, 2011 4:16:17 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
How are you? I'm not sure if we've ever met before but I'm The Bahamas...it's great to write to you! Haha! What's the weather and such like where you are and all? Is it true you have politicians who are like the German Jamaica?
Sincerely, The Bahamas Who is currently Xavier V. Allan but hopes to get their breasts back soon >.>
P.S. I bet you look real pretty as a girl huh~?
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Post by josephseidl on Sept 16, 2011 4:45:32 GMT -5
Griaß di Bahamas,
nice to meet you! I don't know either. Since my little brother Germany doesn't want me to meddle in his foreign politics, nowadays I hardly meet nations who aren't my old friends or neighbours. I'm fine... apart from the "little problem" we seem to suffer from since last night. And you?
The weather is fine over here, it's warm and sunny. What? Politicians like German Jamaica? I have never heard of that. I'm often called a "German Scotland" or "German Texas" though... I don't know about Texas, but I have a lot in common with Scotland. We were both beaten and forced to join an union with our much younger, annoying brothers and keep trying to become independent again... And they say we both wear weird traditional costumes and speak a weird dialect.
Pfiadi, Bavaria (Who would give you their breats if they could get rid of them like this...)
P.S.: I should say so! But I still don't want to stay like this forever.
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Post by Marisha Allan on Sept 16, 2011 4:52:34 GMT -5
Dear Bavaria,
Oh I see! Well your brother sure is nice! He helps me through a load of things! Well...I bet you're a lovely person to meet! Oh I'm good...well actually I kind of like this 'little problem' girls keep looking at me and my eyes are blue~ but yeah, no one believes me haha!
Warm and sunny sounds lovely~! Well...are they homophobic is what I kind of meant? Well...I do have to admit I can't understand what Scotland says at times. But do people find you harder to understand as well? I had no idea~
Sincerely, The Bahamas ( Hmm...I just wanna be a lady again...)
P.S. Oh! I should ask if you're really a knockout haaha!
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Post by josephseidl on Sept 16, 2011 5:08:43 GMT -5
Griaß di Bahamas,
nice... yes, he's very nice, that slave-driver... Believe me, at home he is not as nice to his siblings as he is to other nations. Thanks for the compliment. "Lovely" is a word people don't use too often when talking about me. Usually it's "grumpy" or "stubborn". Ha ha! What, you like it...? I think it's terrible! How could you manage being a girl all your life? The clothes are so uncomfortable, everything is so short and tight. They made me wear a Dirndl and I can hardly breathe.
Well, I guess my "warm" ist not too warm for your standards. It's about 20° C (68 F) today. Oh, that's what you meant. *sigh* I can't deny that unfortunately. I am the most Catholic and conservative German federal state. Ludwig made all of our siblings pass a law about same-sex marriage some years ago, but my bosses opposed very much. They tried about everything to get rid of it and my former boss even said this was equal to devil-worship. I do speak German with a strong dialect, that is right. But I still find it very understandable. Austria has no problem at all, only my northern siblings make a fuss.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
P.S.: Well... I don't know. Even though it's embarrassing I posted a picture in the photo thread. You can decide for yourself.
-- Dirndl - Bavarian (and Austrian) traditional costume for women. Bavaria apparently doesn't like the tight bodice. dialect - Austria's and Bavaria's dialects are almost the same because of their common early history, so of course Austria understands him
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