Christopher Jones
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Ya' know that saying " There are lovers, and there are fighters." Definately a lover.
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Post by Christopher Jones on Mar 13, 2012 23:58:28 GMT -5
Dear bro,
Well thank you! I'm storing that in the vault as a compliment! Hehe. Anyways, yea no prob! I was planning on marking anything of intrest with everyone anyways! Plus I'm gonna mark our way through the passages with some neon orange duck tape so we can find our way bacj so don't worry! You'll also be able to find us if you wanna join in on the fun! And I will not tell a soul! I can't seem to find him though. He'll turn up though. His car is still here so he's still at the house.
Oh! I forgot to tell you that while I was checking out the news channel for the first time, I learned its actually helpful! I found out theres a pygmy goat that the people of Michigan have been chasing around state! The stupid minature hybrid sheep has been racking up my bills! I can't frickin' keep up with it!
All my loving,
Chris
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Post by Timothy James Jones on Mar 14, 2012 12:59:01 GMT -5
Dear Father,
That is good to hear... Though... Why would anyone want to do something to your letters, Father? other than correct them so they actually look like English, of course
I see... Father... There is nothing wrong with solitude, and it does nothing to one's brain that would make it a bad thing. In fact it is quite relaxing, not having idiots and other irritating people constantly talking into one's ear and driving them up the wall. ...I am relaxed, Father, what would make you think I am not? I simply do not enjoy being called little in such a context. but I do not dislike it enough to give myself an aneurysm, Father, honestly... ...If it is more than you can count, then may you please stop addressing me as such?
I will try. The holidays are the only times I resign force myself insist that I must spend time with my irritating idiotic relatives. ........If you would be so kind as to make them chocolate, I would be glad to accept the extra well wishes next year. And thank you for the gift as well, the jacket is quite comfortable. .... I love you too, Father. that still does not mean I wish you would stop acting like a complete moron half the time
Sincerely,
State of Iowa
Timothy James "T.J." Jones
P.S. Do not worry, Father, I would not miss your wedding. It would be an excellent time to get into touch with Veneziano again, as well as see my Father finally make an honest man out of himself.
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Post by Timothy James Jones on Mar 14, 2012 13:06:22 GMT -5
Dear Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus,
I see... It is rare that I find someone so...well, very well mannered at your age. I have also been well, preparing for the Presidential elections as well as for spring, when I begin to plant my fields. And then there is birthing season coming up... I have much to prepare for, but I am glad for the distraction. My siblings would otherwise attempt to drag me around on their adventures and I simply do not have the time for that.
Sincerely,
State of Iowa
Timothy James "T.J." Jones
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Post by Timothy James Jones on Mar 14, 2012 13:25:07 GMT -5
Dear Michigan,
You are most welcome...? Those are also several smart ideas. I...I would not going with you again, if you find something interesting, of course. ....How did you lose Illinois? I thought you...clung to him like a limpet, Michigan.
.... This is why my siblings make me want to drink Michigan, I have already explained to you several times in the past that the news is an important station to watch... even if the most national ones are all corrupted in one way or another by the government and never give a truly factual news story And...how on Earth did you not know of the goat on your own, Michigan? ...and everyone wonders why I believe all of my siblings are idiots
Sincerely,
State of Iowa
Timothy James "T.J." Jones
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Mar 15, 2012 17:53:42 GMT -5
TEEJ!
Ah it was just some a-hole who wanted to break things off with me and Sily, some crazy dude who has the hots for her probably but who wouldn't. And I saw that! My English is just fine Teej!
Teej! Haven't you seen anything! Of course solitude messes with your head after a while! And then you go psycho and start killing people! It says so in the movies! Teej how can you possibly be relaxed when you sound all stiff an' formal! Whatever I guess I'll just stop calling you little to your face then! That'll be cool right? Awwww c'mon Teej! Nicknames just mean that I care for you! You need to loosen up and accept that people show their care by calling you embarrassing things!
Don't just try Teej. Do it. I want to see you at least for your birthday and Christmas next year, young man! New years and the Fourth too if you can make it. Dude whatever you want! You want chocolate it will be death by chocolate all the chocolate you can handle without OD'ing on chocolate! Great! I was a bit worried I wanted to make sure it would be something you would like Teej. see that's not so hard to say buddy!
Love,
Dad
P.S. Good! OI HEY! I've always been an honest man! I've just not been a married one!
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Post by Daniel N. Jones on Mar 17, 2012 9:45:57 GMT -5
Timothy,
Aye, seems you got a lot of farming on your hands. Ever need help, you know where to find me.
This year we'll get 'em, better than we were last year.
-Daniel
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Christopher Jones
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Ya' know that saying " There are lovers, and there are fighters." Definately a lover.
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Post by Christopher Jones on Mar 21, 2012 14:12:36 GMT -5
Dear Bro,
I can't find my duck tape in my bag so I'm going to mark it with paper. AWWWWWWWW you ain't gonna go?! And its all good, I found him and now I'm again clinging to him like an im-..like an imp- what ever that thing is you said hehe.
Well yea I know you did, but you know me and I thought it was boring so I didn't think it was worth watching but I change my mind. Sorry for not listening to you in the first place and I know you told me so okay? And I donno?! I just didn't realize at first! I had like 18 different things going on!
All my loving,
Chris
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Post by Elena Jones on Mar 23, 2012 7:13:24 GMT -5
TJ,
I see....Can you believe it's Spring already? I got like, no snow this winter...which is so weird. and ja, I'm helping. I'm the maid of honor. You don't know? It's August 19. And yes, you do have to attend. No getting out of it.
love,
Elena
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Post by Timothy James Jones on Mar 28, 2012 9:12:31 GMT -5
Dear Father,
...Why on earth would someone want to break up you and Sicily, Father...? I do not understand. But I am glad that, regardless, nothing terrible occurred of the situation.
...Father, several of those movies were created in my state, I am honestly quite fond of the movie the Crazies, but that does not make them true. Hollywood is a very well-controlled society of film-makers that has a very specific narrative style. In essence, everything is heavily controlled and unrealistic. Please do not worry, Father, I am not going to go on some killing spree involving my siblings from isolation. I might if they continue to grate on my nerves when I want nothing to do with many of them. Father...I am simply using proper English as you taught me when I was but a child. It is not 'stiff'. ...Again, you seem to miss the point, Father... Nicknames can be created to cause hurt just as much as they are to show care, so please refrain from such embarrassing names? You have already nicknamed me "T.J." in the past, please refer to me as such and cease with the...more ridiculous terms of 'endearment'.
...My birthday? ...Why on earth would you want to see me on my birthday? I will do my best to make it to the Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Fourth of July get-togethers, but I cannot guarantee my own birthday or New Year's. ...I-I do not require that much chocolate, Father... I do not wish to get my animals ill if they were to stumble across any extra that may not fit in the refrigerator. ...That is how you killed my last golden retriever, Aurum, remember?
Oh, do not worry, Father, though it is surprising that I did not need the jacket for most of winter... This odd weather makes my hair stand on end...
Sincerely,
..."T.J."
P.S. Father...that is what the term 'make an honest man out of you' means. Not that you are dishonest, but that you are becoming a 'married' man. Honestly...
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Post by Timothy James Jones on Mar 28, 2012 12:56:10 GMT -5
Dear Daniel,
As if I would let you touch my crops! You don't know your way from the roots to the tassel of a piece of corn, let along how to deal with the alfalfa or the sunflowers! ...Ja, Daniel, if I need any assistance...I know exactly where you are.
...That is very good, please prove that you can actually defeat Wisconsin this year, Daniel. I do not want to hear how even the Lions were better than your team. I nearly killed one of my chickens when I had heard that, I was so surprised...
Sincerely,
Timothy James "T.J." Jones
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Post by Timothy James Jones on Mar 28, 2012 13:01:19 GMT -5
Dear Christopher,
...If you cannot find it, how do expect to mark it, Christopher? A-Ah, my apologies, I had meant to write that I would not mind going, after you find something interesting and come back, of course. ...I had called you a limpet, Christopher, limpet. Not an imp. Dear God how can you be so forgetful...
Well now...I am glad to see that my opinion means so much to you, Christopher.
Sincerely,
Timothy James "T.J." Jones
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Post by Timothy James Jones on Mar 28, 2012 13:13:58 GMT -5
Dear Elena,
I cannot, to be perfectly honest... We have broken so many records with our high temperatures... I-I am not...in the best of moods because of it, to be honest. This is a change I do not like. I swear, if another sweep of cold comes and kills my crops, I shall not be happy at all. There shall be many broken and dead things when I am calm again
Yes, I know this now, Father has told me. And I was not attempting to get out of these plans, Elena. I was simply wondering if I had any sort of role with which I had to prepare for.
Sincerely,
Timothy James "T.J." Jones
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Mar 31, 2012 19:34:57 GMT -5
TEEJ!
Eh, it was just some dude who had a crush on her that she had turned down before. It's been taken care of. Me too, I mean, man, I thought she was gonna KILL me when I saw the copy of the letter that ass sent her.
Nuh uh! Some of them are true! It says right in some movies that they're based on a true story so what's to say some of them aren't true and they just don't want to tell you! Well ok Teej, I'll try not to but I'll keep an eye on you just in case because a little healthy paranoia never hurt anyone besides I'm your father and I like to know what you're up to Ah, Teej! There's a time and place for proper English and I can tell you this doesn't have to be one of them! It's fine to write more relaxed buddy! But my nicknames aren't to hurt Teej! They're cause I just love you guys to pieces! All my sweet little boys and girls! Ah Teej, C'mon! You can have more than one nickname buddy, if it bothers you I'll attempt not to call you anything else around the others buddy boy!
Because! Your birthday is a very special day! I like to see you guys on your birthday if I can and if you won't come here well I guess I'll just have to hunt you down over there! I guess I can let you get away with New Year's though. Ok ok... I'll tone it down a little. DUDE THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT! How was I supposed to know he was going to get into the fridge?!
Yeah the weather's been really wonky this year hasn't it? I hope it doesn't stay this way... I don't think I like it.
Love,
Dad
P.S. HA HA! I TOTALLY KNEW THAT TEEJ! I was just pulling your leg with that!
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Post by Timothy James Jones on Apr 1, 2012 22:19:55 GMT -5
Dear Father,
Well...I-I am glad that it was taken care of theneven though I have no idea even now why someone would do such a ridiculous thing when everyone knows your brute strength and how bad your temper can be when it finally snaps on you Though...why would Sicily be upset with you when you had seen the copy of the letter? I do not understand...
...Father, that does not mean they did not take artistic liberties with the story to increase the drama and suspense. Honestly... I have been a person of solitude for many decades but I have not snapped and attempted to kill my siblings without just cause, have I? Why on earth would I do so now for no reason? I swear to God though, Father, if you attempt to put a watch on me again I will not hesitate to put them all in the hospital and set up my own measures against anyone but me walking on my property. You are not the only paranoid on here ...Father, I happen to enjoy speaking in proper English. It does not 'stress me out' or anything that would require 'relaxing'. ...I know they aren't meant to hurt, Father, I was simply attempting to make a point to you. I do not want more than one nickname.
...No, it is not. I normally refuse to have any visits to my home a week before or after my birthday for a reason, Father. Besides, my birthday is close enough to Christmas for you to just celebrate it then. Thank you. I really do not see the point in celebrating New Year's, so if I am exempt then do not expect me anymore. .....Father, you left the door open. Again. You are very lucky I barely love you more than my pets, that is all I still have to say about that.
...For once I agree with you, Father. I do not care for it either, though I am never fond of the blizzards I occasionally receive.
Sincerely,
T.J.
P.S. ...Father, I quite doubt you actually knew that.
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Post by Daniel N. Jones on Apr 2, 2012 10:11:03 GMT -5
Dear Timothy,
Yeah, whatever the fuck you want, I'm trying to be nice here...I love my farms.
Aye, I'm going to kick his ass this year. No way he will win. I nearly chocked when my team lost. At least we have everyone beat in other sports, like hockey and basketball. Kind of iffy on baseball.
-Daniel
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