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Post by Timothy James Jones on Mar 7, 2012 7:37:44 GMT -5
Dear Michigan,
I certainly don't doubt that. though I would never compare you to an actual child, you are far too annoying So you are... 'just hanging out' in a 'secret passage' in a beach house on a small island I have never heard of before...? You are...an idiot sometimes, Michigan. At least take a flashlight with you.
Sincerely,
State of Iowa Timothy James "T.J." Jones
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Post by Elena Jones on Mar 7, 2012 8:48:49 GMT -5
TJ,
It's fine bro. I was wondering what happened to you. You get everything worked out you needed to? I'm fine over here. I've been helping Mama with wedding prep. Man, that means you missed my awesome fireworks!!!
love, Elena
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Mar 7, 2012 11:17:52 GMT -5
TJ! BUDDY!
How've you been doing buddy!
It's so nice to see that you're sending letters and being social! I'm so Proud! I could almost cry, but that's totally not heroic Dude!
Anyway I hope you haven't been causing any trouble!
Love, Dad
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Post by Daniel N. Jones on Mar 7, 2012 13:34:50 GMT -5
Dear Iowa,
Ehh, people don't notice what I do... let's just say that the cheesehead needs to watch his house the fucking idiot with his fucking cheese well let's say that cows make good hamburgers and Wisconsin will be short on cheese back. Aye, I'm manning what I usually do, the corn. Good luck on the farm this year... what do Iowans plant?
-Daniel
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Christopher Jones
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Ya' know that saying " There are lovers, and there are fighters." Definately a lover.
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Post by Christopher Jones on Mar 7, 2012 14:34:41 GMT -5
Dear Iowa,
Yea, I think Imma' pack one before we explore around the place. I've made my self in charge of food water and I think Illinois is getting stuff from his car. I can't wait to see what we find!
All my loving,
Chris
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Post by Denzer Sabahattin Adnan on Mar 10, 2012 16:08:21 GMT -5
(( I figure where to start but states and other people that sound really responsible or so, like TRNC! Soo here I be! hehee~))
Dear Iowa,
Hello. I am TRNC. Nice meeting you.
God bless you, TRNC
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Post by Timothy James Jones on Mar 11, 2012 13:07:08 GMT -5
Dear Elena,
Oh, no. I still have plenty of work to do to keep the farm in its best condition, and to prepare for spring. The snow has been upsetting my schedule so much this spring... Oh, you are helping with the wedding? When is that, anyway? I do not have a date written down yet, and I assume that I am expected to attend.
Ja, I did miss your fireworks display. I apologize again, you always do a marvellous job with them.
Sincerely,
State of Iowa Timothy James "T.J." Jones
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Post by Timothy James Jones on Mar 11, 2012 13:44:55 GMT -5
Dear Father,
...I have been well. And...why are you proud? I have not responded to many letters in months before I remembered them, so I do not see how I am being...'social'. Father, please do not call me 'dude'.
Though... I do have a question. ...Why are you writing to me?
Sincerely, State of Iowa Timothy James "T.J." Jones
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Post by Timothy James Jones on Mar 11, 2012 15:06:47 GMT -5
Dear Illinois,
They notice you more than they notice me, brother... Though I must agree with you, I was rooting for your team this year. It was most disappointing to see their loss.
I see... I am planning corn as well, though I have some fields of soy beans, alfalfa, and sunflowers as well.
Sincerely, State of Iowa Timothy James "T.J." Jones
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Mar 11, 2012 17:23:21 GMT -5
Dear Father, ...I have been well. And...why are you proud? I have not responded to many letters in months before I remembered them, so I do not see how I am being...'social'. Father, please do not call me 'dude'. Though... I do have a question. ...Why are you writing to me? Sincerely, State of Iowa Timothy James "T.J." Jones TJ! Awesome! That's great to hear! I'm proud because you're making an effort to talk to other people! That's worth something! Awww c'mon little dude! Why wouldn't I call you dude when you are one! HA HA! Why am I writing you? It's 'cause your my kid and I care about you Teej. You should know that daddy loves you! love, Dad P.S. Make sure you're free August 19 th
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Post by Timothy James Jones on Mar 12, 2012 10:01:55 GMT -5
Dear Michigan,
That is smart of you, Michigan. I am glad that you are finally remembering your survival skills, but please do not panic if you do end up in the dark, ja? I would hate to hear that you ran off and got lost like you had the last time you visited my farm...
If you find anything of interest, do not forget to mark the area. I would not mind seeing what all you find the next time I am able to return. But...do not tell Illinois that I have said such a thing. If the corn-thief he were to find out I would not mind spending time with you and the others...for a short period of time, mind you, he will never leave me alone again.
Sincerely State of Iowa Timothy James "T.J." Jones
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Post by Timothy James Jones on Mar 12, 2012 10:15:05 GMT -5
Dear... Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus,
Greetings to you as well, little one. It is nice to meet you as well, even if it is simply through a letter. How have you been? I am afraid that I have not heard much in the ways of news of your area of the world, not for quite some time, anyway.
Sincerely, State of Iowa Timothy James "T.J." Jones
((Just to warn you, TJ has a bit of a soft spot for kids. If TRNC got to know him in person he'd have TJ wrapped around his little finger. xD))
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Post by Timothy James Jones on Mar 12, 2012 10:23:10 GMT -5
Dear Father,
Well...Thank you. Excuse my earlier rudeness, I did not ask how you are. Has life been treating you well? ...I am only doing so because I do not wish to listen to my governor scolding me for being reclusive. It is nothing to be proud of. ...Father, please do not call me little, I am still taller than you. And dude... is simply an irritating word, please call me by my name. How many times have I asked you to do this...?
I see... Well, I apologize for missing Christmas...and New Year's. ...And I do believe I have missed several birthdays as well including my own. ....Father, I have called you...D-Daddy, so please refrain from doing so yourself.
Sincerely State of Iowa Timothy James "T.J." Jones
P.S. August 19th...? Oh, is that the date for your wedding? It will be interesting actually being related to my brother-state, that is true...
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Mar 12, 2012 17:07:39 GMT -5
Teej!
You're welcome buddy! I've been doing decently well, had a bit of trouble with some punk messing with my letters, but it's all settled now.
Ha ha! Well I'm still happy to hear from you and it's a good thing to be talking to other people. It does funny things to your mind when you don't. Aww c'mon Teej! Relax a little, and you're always my little dude no matter how tall you are! It's only irritating if you let it irritate you Teej but I guess I can lay off so you don't have an aneurism. Uhhhh.... lets see there was that first time - and the time after that - and the time after that - and the time after... and gee buddy I guess more than I can count! Ha!
Ah it's allright Teej everyone get's busy sometime, you'll just have to make a better effort next year! And I guess I'll just make sure to get you two birthday cakes next time! No wait! Three Birthday cakes! You can never have too much cake! And you did get my card and gift right? I made sure to send one... Awwww! Teej! Just remember I love you anyway, ok buddy!
Love, Dad
P.S. Yup! That's it! And you had best make sure you make it!
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Post by Denzer Sabahattin Adnan on Mar 12, 2012 18:28:52 GMT -5
Dear Iowa,
In person or otherwise, it has been nice writing you so far. Even if it has only been an introduction up until now. I have been well. How have you been? Likewise..
Sincerely, "Sabag" (the full name of my..representation is a little long)
((yay yay yay! thats fine with SoutaXD TRNC is a sucker for responsible people~hope they meet some day x) ))
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