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Post by Alfred F. Jones on May 29, 2012 11:26:31 GMT -5
Al, I heard what happened. We'll postpone our game until you feel up to it, eh? I'm on my way to your house now; Emily is really worried about you and asked that I come down. I'll see you soon, eh. I'm here for you, remember that. Love, Mattie Mattie, yeah sure... ah... thanks bro... I'll see you soon then... I know... thanks... Al
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Post by Sadiq Adnan on Jun 3, 2012 8:54:28 GMT -5
Matthew,
I try not to brung him to meetungs unless its absolutly necessary, but if I ever do I will introduce you.
Thats fine, its good to be there for family when they need you, fammily comes first.
Sadiq
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Post by Matt Williams on Jun 3, 2012 16:57:51 GMT -5
You gay limpdick,
You seriously think this is gonna help you get attention? You're barely a Canadian, none the less a fucking human. Or even there. Jesus fuck, grow a pair or SOMETHING down there, would you? You're practically a girl, classless fucking virgin.
Counterpart, Matt
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Jul 1, 2012 21:41:17 GMT -5
MATTY~!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO! HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT CANADA DAY!
Love, Al
P.S. I've sent a package of some of your favorite sweets and a gift certificate to your favorite restaurant.
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Post by Carina Jones on Jul 1, 2012 22:10:57 GMT -5
Uncle Matt,
Bon anniversaire! I hope you had an excellent day and that you got to relax. There's been a lot going on so I wasn't able to get your your usual gift. I hope you don't mind... I've sent along a check instead...
Love you! ~Carina
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Post by Mathias Køhler on Jul 1, 2012 23:45:00 GMT -5
Hey Matthew, Happy birthday my friend!
-Mathias
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Post by Matthew Williams on Jul 4, 2012 19:38:39 GMT -5
Sadiq,
S-sorry for taking so long to respond. Paperwork is evil, eh.
Alright.
Always, always family first. Even when he's being a dick.
So, how have things been with you?
- Matthew
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Post by Matthew Williams on Jul 4, 2012 19:39:39 GMT -5
((...somewhere along the way he went from being terrified of his counterpart to mad. Since I didn't answer before, during the 'terrified' part, you get ticked-off Mattie instead))
Counterpart Matt,
I would prefer if you call me by my name, eh. I'll do the same for you.
I apologize for taking so long to write back, but I was very surprised that there were alternate version of everyone and not sure how to deal with an antagonistic alternate dimension version of myself, eh.
Now, to respond to what you said in your letter: Yes, I do think this is going to help me get attention, it already has, eh! I am completely a Canadian, and probably a better one than you are. I do have a pair down there, merci for noticing. They're probably a better set than you have, eh? I'm a girl? You need to come to a hockey game, eh. I'll show you who's a girl. Really, you think I'm a virgin? Do you not know my Papa?
Please, be nice or don't write, I don't want to waste time writing to someone who can't be nice just because they wish they were a true Canadian.
Sincerely, Matthew
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Post by Matthew Williams on Jul 4, 2012 19:41:33 GMT -5
Al,
You remembered the restaurant! MERCI BEAUCOUP~~~~~! Merci, merci merci~! Frère, you're so awesome right now!
Merci~! Mattie
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Post by Matthew Williams on Jul 4, 2012 19:42:03 GMT -5
Mathias,
M-merci beaucoup!
I h-haven't seen you for a w-while, h-how have you been?
- Matthew
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Post by Sadiq Adnan on Jul 8, 2012 22:44:14 GMT -5
Matthew,
Don't worry,I completly understand.
Evet, family is the most important thing.
Nothing really, just spending time with Arthur.
Sadiq.
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Jul 13, 2012 20:01:45 GMT -5
Al, You remembered the restaurant! MERCI BEAUCOUP~~~~~! Merci, merci merci~! Frère, you're so awesome right now! Merci~! Mattie Mattie, Course I did, bro. I'd never forget the really important things, even if I might pretend to sometimes to bust your balls. You're welcome. I'm glad I was able to do something to make you happy for your birthday. I even wore a Maple Leaf shirt on the first for you. Love, Al
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Post by Joseph L Jones on Jul 14, 2012 3:21:28 GMT -5
Hola Matt,
Lo siento for missing your birthday. Aiyah I need a calender... Not that I forgot eh -that would be stu-stupid of me, s-si? Anyway, como estas? I haven' heard from ya in a while amigo
Te quierro, Alej
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Post by Ryan Paterson Jones on Jul 25, 2012 12:14:21 GMT -5
Uncle Mattie-
Hey! Wud's up?! How have yew been? It's been such a long time since we last tawked to each other!
- Ryan
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Post by Mathias Køhler on Aug 3, 2012 1:54:21 GMT -5
Mathias, M-merci beaucoup! I h-haven't seen you for a w-while, h-how have you been? - Matthew Matt, You're way welcome! I doubt anyone has, but we all get that way once in a while, huh? Likewise for you. I've been pretty good, an' you? Tell me, how ya been Matt? -Den
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