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Post by josephseidl on Feb 17, 2012 4:20:27 GMT -5
Servus Saupreiss,
fick dich doch selber! As if you'd ever manage to crash a celebration of mine. We would be waiting for you. Why would I go and buy food when I knew that I had to head home again soon because of the Security Conference, and both of you Deppm were gone for God knows how long?! It would only have gotten mouldy. Why don't you prove it by taking good care of him for a change? Judging from his burnout he can't have picked up that habit only a couple of weeks ago. It's your fucking job to work for our common country like all of our siblings! I'm sick and tired of those 'I have lost my country whine whine' excuses. Giving Lutz a hand once in a while is the least you could do! You know now for the future. Leave the Lord out of this, you damn Ketzer!
Pfiadi, Bayern
P.S.: Nice to see how much you care about her. I hope Elizabeta opens her eyes soon enough and kicks you out of her life for good.
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Post by ludwig on Feb 17, 2012 6:59:47 GMT -5
Lieber Bruder,
it is saved and on speed dial. Entschuldige for that, but you can blame it on one of our brothers who constantly prank-called me at that time. You are all pretty stubborn in that regard... I assure you that they have been worried about you. Even Joseph parenthetically asked several times if you still haven't called when he stayed here. ... in Ordnung, as you wish.
Feliciano was and is a great help. I know that I can't stop you if you made that decision, but don't overdo it, please. Are you talking about Romano there or about yourself...? Thank you for your assistance then. It is not necessarily because of the tiredness, but it is one factor of course. That... I... You are really an awesome brother, Gilbert. Vielen Dank, I am really lucky to have you. I want you to know what happened, but I would prefer to tell you in person later. Thank you for giving me the time I need. I think I am doing better now... I want to get working again. Only... could you maybe accompany me later? It is getting very serious now that Wulff left office, and I am not sure if I have recovered enough to get through the entire meeting.
You are right. I have another two hours before I have to head over to Bellevue, and I started to order the work into a new filing system. Like that it will be easier to prioritise as well as to work on the papers with more than one person. Would it calm you down if I told you that I keep preaching our other siblings exactly the same thing? I know very well that every single one of you cares about the others. This arguing is very unnecessary.
Not going to hurt? To me something like throwing bottles at each other looks rather painful. Of course he has feelings, don't be silly. Ja, it was a special situation. It makes me sad though that only a dramatic, special situation like this is able to make my stubborn older brothers show that they care about each other. You are lying. I saw how you and Joseph hugged and cried in each other's arms. Neither you nor he can deny that, I took pictures since I knew that it wouldn't last for long. And I have some pictures like that of Saxony and Bavaria too. I will never stop telling you to stop arguing, Gilbert. Peace is important to me, that goes for my family as well as for my country.
Liebe Grüße Ludwig
P.S. I expect you to stop calling Feliciano a Schlampe or similar uncharming things in future.
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Feb 18, 2012 9:26:20 GMT -5
Lieber Francis,
Kesesesese, Francis! Geez, it's been ages since I've seen ya! Me? Awesome as always! Well, I gotta get the Bayern stink from my house and sell my old place in East Berlin but otherwise I'm definitely awesome! Ja, of course I missed ya! You're my awesome Freund, how could I not?! My days are like...less awesome than usual because we can't hang out as often!
Get the group back t'gether? Kesesesesese, sounds like a great idea! Just gotta warn ya though, I've been helpin' Ludz get back in his work schedule, he had a meltdown and shit after goin' t'visit Japan and he needs me t'keep an eye on him soooooo we gotta do our awesome around my work schedule, ja? As much as I hate the work he's mein Bruder and I ain't lettin' the Arschloch Bayer have another reason t'try insultin' me.
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Gilbert
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Feb 18, 2012 9:40:21 GMT -5
Lieber Türkei,
...Nah, Ludz said he was gonna explain it t'me sometime once he was feelin' better. ...Wait, was zum Teufel is that supposed t'mean?! A-And how does Feli-- Grah, verdammt, now I'm getting confused! Ja, I can always call him up if something happens with Ludz...though only if the Awesome me knows I can't handle it. Bah, that's better than I am! Ja, I can handle kids pretty well for the most part, despite the Scheiße that Arschloch Bayern might tell ya, but the minute any adult, even mein Bruderchen, starts bawlin' I got nothin'.
Kesesesese, I've got it fixed up pretty awesome, and I don't need too much for it so I'm sure someone'll buy it sooner or later. And ja, he's really been chill with work, never takin' more than he can handle and always making sure to leave if he needs a break. ...I'd be kinda proud of him if this awesome understandin' hadn't come from a breakdown from overworkin' in the past.
You'd better. 'Good' brother... blegh. Makin' me shudder just thinkin' about it.
Kesesesesese~ Nah, I don't need t'hear about your sex life, lack thereof, or extremely satisfyin', whatever it is. Just rather hear that then you gush about how 'cute' and 'sweet' he is or whatever. Ugh.
That... Bah, that crazy Dummkopf really needs t'learn t'chill before he gives himself or Feli an aneurysm. Seriously. ...He just got...over it? ...Either the kid's a rebound Gott or he represses the fuck outta Scheiße because you two nearly killed each other ten times over, not t'mention any other stuff y'might've done. Crazy.... I'm glad t'hear that though, y'both need more friends, or at least peeps I can trust you two with, seriously.
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Preußen
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Feb 18, 2012 9:52:11 GMT -5
Lieber Bayern,
....wait, so if you were waiting for me t'get to your party...that pretty much means you'd be holding it in my honor~ Kesesesesese~ I always knew you loved this here piece of awesome! Besides, I've crashed Oktoberfest plenty of times, so you can't say I haven't crashed a party before, Dummkopf~ Kesesese~
Okay, okay, Mein Gott take a chill pill. Just thought that you coulda gotten food before you left since you knew Ludz was gonna be back home that day, don't need to let yer head blow up, Bayern. Oi! I am keepin' an eye on him, so you can just back off! Seriously, whenever I'd check up on him in the past he looked fine and always followed his schedule, especially for his breaks and meal times! I dunno why he decided t'stop, I wasn't here when he did! Gott im Himmel, Bayern, get off my back. I've already convinced him t'let me do half the work from now on, and I'm covering him for meetings until he's back t'normal. Oi! I still go to Church sometimes! I can bring him in whenever I want, maybe then you'll stop being such a hypocrite to his Teachings o Religious One!
Alles Liebe, Awesome Preußen
P.S. Oh, you mean t'same way Roddie kicked you outta his? Verpiss dich, kleine Arschloch!
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Post by Puella Celeuos on Feb 18, 2012 10:10:33 GMT -5
Hello Gilbert,
I don't know if you remember me- or if we ever even met, but it's me, Atlantis. You know, the "lost" eigth continent. Down at the bottom of the Atlantic, with my pet octupus, Adora. How's it going? I speak a bit of German myself, so maybe I can try... Well all I know is the spongebob f.u.n song in German and little bits of other things, but If you'd be interested I'll send the lyrics. By the way, I love your hair!
- Liebe, Atlantis
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Feb 18, 2012 15:14:03 GMT -5
Liebes Brüderchen,
Gut. Bah, wasn't tryin' t'get another apology, just remindin' ya t'not do it again. And I'm sure he was just askin' cuz because the Hurensohn just wanted t'go home or something. Bayern bein' worried about me is pretty much as unrealistic and unlikely as it gets, Ludz.
'Course he is! He's got that weird need t'make even strangers happy and cheerful, there ain't any way he'd be letting his best Freund feel down when he could fuss over ya until you were too irritated t'be upset anymore. S'what the Süßer does. Nevermind about that metaphor. Must've been to awesome for you to understand~ Kesesese~ It's no problem, Ludz. What are Brüders for? You're welcome, Ludz. Ja, of course I'm an awesome brother! Well, to you at least. You're the only one of our lousy siblings who deserves it! Kesesesese, of course you're lucky, I'm the mightily awesome Preußen! But honestly, tell me when you feel comfortable, I can wait. Obviously I'm not a part of this right now, so there's no rush to drag me in when you aren't comfortable talking about it. Take as much time as you need, ja? Ja ja, I'm coming t'work with ya. How can I help ya out if I don't even know what's going on in the inside? But you just remember that any time you ned a break you go and Ill cover for you until you get back.
Gut. We're two smart, awesome guys, we can figure this out! M'glad you're willin' t'finally let me help ya though. ...Not really, because the fact that you keep telling me means that I'm the only one who's not being quite stubborn enough t'not listen. But even if we did care about each other? Maybe all this arguing and stuff is just how we show it! Kesesesese, we're all pretty crazy, y'know.
Bah, the Arschloch's thrown worse than that at me. Hell, Süßer has thrown worse at me in the past. Ja ja, the Arschloch has feelings...I guess. Actually, thinking now, I need to separate Feli and Joseph though, the Arschlosch is starting to influence him into being not as awesome as usual... ....D-Don't you know how weird it would be for us to start getting along all of a sudden?! It'd be like Romano and Türkei getting along, or Francis and Ari, or any of Ari's siblings. Just...not natural. Y-You're lying! N-No such pictures exist b-because we did not! E-Even ask Bayer! B-But.... Grah, why do you have to be so freaking cute all of a sudden?! FINE. I'll try to be nicer to the others, ja? Ugh, this is going to be so weird....
Alles Liebe, Awesome Gilbert
P.S. ......Can't guarantee that, Ludz. Die Rotznase is a Schlampe, and while I mean it with all the affection in the world it's still the truth.
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Post by Sadiq Adnan on Feb 22, 2012 3:17:33 GMT -5
Merhaba Prusya
Japonya told me and Feliciano a version of what happened, though I'm almost positive that they is more to it than what he's saying. Yes, I know that you can handle a lot of situations, you are Prussia after all. Yea, kids are different than adults in how to handle when they are upset.
That's good to here, here's hoping it sells soon, though how's the housing market doing? Even if its not that good, if its cheep and looks good, I'm sure someone will be interested in it. That's good...at least he's learned his limits, evet?... Sorry, evet means yes. Now that he's learned them, he will not exceed them.
I will, don't worry. Awesome will be marked as a word to always be used for you.
Don't worry, I won't tell you, though I should thank you for those tricks you taught me, they are coming in handy.
Feliciano is used to him and I'm used to him yelling at me, so we'll just both used to him. But yes, he should chill before he hurts himself. Well, I'm not sure saying just got over it was correct. He was wary and didn't trust me at first, but things happened in the game that caused him to see that I'm a completely different person from who I was all those years ago. Those incidents I think showed that he could trust me, and then there were plenty of times we were the only ones awake for hours, and we didn't nothing but talk and got to know each other better. Everything together led to us being friends, though if you want the exact reasoning, ask him yourself next time you see him, this is only the way I see it. Who all would you trust us two with if you could choose?
Turkiye.
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Post by ludwig on Feb 22, 2012 6:33:55 GMT -5
Lieber Bruder,
that was rather an explanation than an apology. You two are incredibly stubborn about that... Considering how and how often he asked, there is no doubt in my mind. ... But I can't force you to believe me, and besides it seems that in at least one case my conclusions about interpersonal feelings have been as wrong as can be lately anyway.
I guess so... even though I wonder why Feliciano would rather want me to be angry than sad. If you ask me, that metaphor is/was too true for both of you to be just a metaphor. Danke, but... Is there any way how I could get you to call our siblings "lousy", "Arschloch" or "Hurensohn"...? It would be nice if we all could be more civil around each other, being a family and sharing a country. ... I think I should be able to talk about it by now. It has been more than two weeks (or even longer...? Somehow I seem to have lost my sense of time...) since I returned and I have let myself go for long enough. I should get a grip. If you want to know, I will tell you the facts when I come home from jogging with the dogs. I hope... that you aren't disappointed with me when you know... Thank you again for covering up for me, Bruder. I am very thankful that you were there in Bellevue. After those hours-long discussions and fighting I am sure that I would have collapsed again if I hadn't gotten some fresh air.
Smart, awesome and very modest as usual, Bruder... You make it sound as if I had never let you help... well, maybe that isn't too far from the truth, is it...? Entschuldige, I guess I have learnt my lesson now. It was never my intention to give you this feeling. But didn't you get along rather well with Saxony, Thuringia, Brandenburg and the other Eastern states during your time behind the wall? Ja, I know fully well that you are all a little crazy and I guess it runs in the family. Yet I would prefer if you could find another way to show your care.
He has thrown worse at me too, but that is exactly what I mean. I don't want anyone to get hurt seriously with your constant fighting. You can't forbid Feliciano the contact with anyone. Don't be silly. Furthermore Feliciano and Joseph are distant relatives. That is no reason. It is not weirder than Francis and I signing a treaty of friendship and close cooperation in political, economic and cultural matters. Those pictures exist, but of course I won't tell you where I keep them. ... cute? Why cute? Vielen Dank, Bruder. If you really are nicer to the others, I guess I don't need any brithday or Christmas presents for at least a decade. It means a lot to me.
Liebe Grüße, Ludwig
P.S.: The Feliciano I know certainly isn't. I couldn't care less about the past and I refuse to judge or provide anyone with insulting nicknames because of things they have done a long time ago.
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Post by Toris Laurinaitis on Feb 25, 2012 22:42:46 GMT -5
Dear Prussia,
Um, hello again! I'm uh, sorry its been so long since i sent you a letter. Work has me um, side-tracked. So um, how are you?
Um Meile,
Lithuania
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Post by isabellaluvsu on Feb 27, 2012 18:37:19 GMT -5
Prussia,
...it's been a while, yes? Might as well ask how you are.
Sincerely, Elizabeta
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Feb 28, 2012 7:55:19 GMT -5
Liebes Atlantis...?
Um... J-Ja, it's nice to meet you! Mein Gott, a letter from Atlantis?! Kesesesesese, I am so going to gloat to Amerika about this~ Pet octopus? Ha! I bet it ain't as awesome as mein Gilbird! It's the cutest of all cute birds and it's also the second-awesomest little guy on the whole planet!! Ah, sprechen sie Deutsch? A-Ah, nein, bitte. Kesesesese, bitte, Fraulein! Mein hair is the awesomest hair in the Welt, after all~
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Preußen
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Post by ionakirkland on Feb 29, 2012 11:09:44 GMT -5
Oi oi Gilbert!
Where the hell are you ? I've been waiting for you for like... ever! I thought we were having a drinking contest! You'd better hurry up, I'm almost through my supply of Guinness. Kesesese~
-Ireland!
((Drunk... oh so very drunk... >_<))
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Mar 1, 2012 6:10:18 GMT -5
Lieber Türkei,
...no, Gilbert you will not ruin your awesome by asking what the fuck that Japanese bastard did to your Brüder... Of course there's more than what he's saying, he probably told some fuckin' sob story about he's not meant for love and this is the best way blah fucking blah blah left some parts out to save their prides or something. Kesesese, of course, you get it! Ja ja, kids are a lot easier to deal with than upset teenagers, y'know? Ugh, then again, it's definitely better t'deal with nation teenagers, sometimes the Süßer drags me with him to that verdammt orphanage he helps at and I get cryin' teenagers bitchin' about never gettin' new parents and it's really hard t'get them t'stop. Fuckin' sucks, don't let Feli drag you with him if he asks. Well, asks after he decides t'stop workin' himself t'death.
The housing market...? I dunno, I just my house up for sale, I don't care didn't ask about that and they didn't tell me. I got a couple checkin' it out next week, so here's hopin'. Tryin' t'be more positive there, Turk? Ja ja, that's the silver linin' I suppose. Though he's tryin' to push his limits further now t'get back to how he was before this whole mess started. Bah, don't need t'translate everythin', ja? I can kinda tell what Scheiße means when I read it a few times, y'know?
You'd better! Awesome is my word, not 'Merika's or that verdammt Dänemark's! MINE. You'd better mark that down too.
Kesesese, really! Gut!! Glad t'be of service!
Just cuz you're used t'somethin' don't mean it's a good thing. Really? Huh. Interestin'. Just gotta be careful round him, Süßer's got a long memory, even if he don't act it. if he gets really drunk he still cries at me about mein Vati and his 'Nonno' and shit. Needs t'fuckin bringin' that up, that's fer true. I still find it weird but that don't mean I ain't happy, ja? And peeps I trust tha two of you with... Well, me, Brüderchen, I'd say Francis and Toni and Liza but even I know that'd be more trusting the Süßer with you ............. I-I'll think of someone!
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Preußen
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Mar 2, 2012 9:41:57 GMT -5
Liebes Brüderchen,
Explanation, apology, whatever! Just no blocking the Awesome, ja? And I'm just sayin' I don't think he was worried about me, there ain't no reason t'be! I'm the Awesome Preußen, there's no way I'd get into any trouble worth worryin' for! Kesesesese~ Besides, he was worryin' about you, there's no way he could fit worrying about my awesome into that brain of his at the same time!
Ludz, let's face it. Süßer can be pretty oblivious sometimes. He got t'know you when you were at your most awkward, emotionally, so he probably thinks that your flustered-angry spluttering and yelling is normal, and it's his own way of tryin' t'distract you from...that bothersome stuff. Heart's in the right place but...he's probably just tryin' t'help. ......Just because I tease Feli a lot does not mean I want in his pants. Anymore. ....or all the time. Or fondly reminisce. ...................................................................They deserve it. But...Ugh, why do you have to ask me to stop?? They just... I can't help it! They just slip out! F-Fine. I might...try to cut back on the name-calling. ....Might. If they can be civil back, I'll start t'stop. Okay? ....Entschuldige for flipping the table, Ludz. I-I got a bit...caught in the moment. B-But I'm not disappointed with ya, Ludz, I swear. You're my awesome, adorable little brother! I'm never gonna be disappointed with you. I might get pissed or upset with ya, but never disappointed. Just stop mopin' about it, ja? Sure, he was a right Arschloch about it and if someone doesn't hit him soon I'm going to go to the next meeting with him and break his fucking jaw but this is life, Ludz. Sometimes there are disappointments. You just gotta pull yourself up by your shoelaces and let life go on, y'know? Just don't start repressin' Scheiße or I'm gonna whack you in the back of the head next time. No problem, West! Y'know that I've got your back! Besides, they didn't really need us there for much more than mediatin' or me tellin' them t'shut the fuck up and talk like normal people so it wasn't any trouble.
I never understood the point of being modest. If you're awesome then you should totally share that with everyone! Modesty is a thing of the past, and totally unnecessary~ Kesesesese~ Once you figured out how to run things on your own you rarely ever let me help! I mean, yeah paperwork is a total buzz-kill and I don't offer t'help much so that could be why you wouldn't let me but...Whatever, it's not a big deal, ja? You're lettin' me help now, you figured Scheiße out, and the past is the past! I know, Ludz, but you gotta remember I was a bit...twitchy after the Wall came down. ...I guess I got along with them better than I do with Bayern and the others, but that still doesn't mean we actually like each other or anything. ...T-That's still a lot t'ask though, Ludz. That's a lot of habit to just...change all at once. I...I guess I can try, ja? Just don't get on my case if I can't though.
No one's gotten seriously hurt because of our recent fighting, West! Chill! We fight but we always make sure to keep people out of it, unless they're stupid enough to get in the way. And I'm not going to forbid him! I'm just gonna...keep him preoccupied. That's all. And who cares if they're related? We're all pretty much related t'everyone. ....That's true, that was pretty odd... though I was glad you were tryin' t'get along with my friend a bit more I-It does not! A-And even if they did no one would believe that they were real! A-And nevermind, you don't need t'know. You're just cute, Ludz, in your own weird way. ...T-That's stupid, I'm not gonna stop gettin' my favorite Brüder birthday presents and Scheiße just because you're makin' me be nicer to the rest of them. A-And I make no promises, ja? I can try but actually succeeding is a completely different matter.
Alles Liebe, Awesome Gilbert
P.S. Of course he isn't... Though I'm sure it hasn't been as long ago as you'd like t'think it is, Brüderchen
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