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Post by isabellaluvsu on Feb 3, 2012 14:10:32 GMT -5
Dumbass,
She seemed pretty upset. You could of at least tried to contact her. She was a wreck afterwards, hülye! You should know better. Saying that kind of crap is only going to get you into more trouble.
Daniel
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Post by Sadiq Adnan on Feb 3, 2012 15:15:49 GMT -5
Merhaba Prusya
It has been a while, last time I saw you was at the work agreement anniversary get together between our two countries. Speaking of which, Ludwig told me you caused a ruckus during the event, but frankly, I don't remember what you did. Would you care to enlighten me?
It's always fun to get a house re-painted, what color did you paint it? That's good you got a new phone, some people were going crazy over not being able to get a hold of you. Now you can keep your house as messy as you want it and have whoever you want over right? Try not to over do it, I don't think his visit went as well as he would have wanted it.
Everything is good here, I'm getting along well with Heracles...actually we're getting along better than well, we're actually dating now.
And it was retro-cool, not hipster chic. As if I would ever dress in a hipster chic, please, I take more care of my apparence than that.
I just remembered, theres an awesome event going on that's just calling your name. Scotland is hosting a truth or dare get together and both of your brothers are there along with myself and Feliciano. Might be a lot of fun if you join in with us sometime.
Türkiye
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Post by southc on Feb 3, 2012 15:32:32 GMT -5
Lieber Mak, There we go, much better! That's a much awesomer name than 'South Carolina', comes off the tongue a lot easier! One of the oldest? Isn't being the older sibling the greatest? Kesesesesesesese~ No problem, no problem! You seem awesome as far as I know, so no thanks necessary! Dummkopf is Dummkopf, like an idiot! Of course I am, I'm the epitome of Awesome, and I've got peple pinnin' after me all over the Welt! Y-You're related to Russia? Mein Gott... You just keep that knowledge of me scaring him to yourself, ja? It'll be our totally awesome s-secret! Kesesesesesese~ But yeah, you can call me Gilbert, no problem! Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Gilbert Dear Gilbert, I'm quite fond of it too and it sounds much better than Kenzie. It is, a like being there for my younger siblings and taking care of them. Why thank ya very much. Oh I see. I guess so. You certainly don't lack self-confidence. No I'm not related to Russia directly. My little sister is. I was English Colony at one time so no blood ties to Russia from me. Of course I will. I don't speak to Mistah Russia at all. Thank ya very much. Sincerely, Mac
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Post by ludwig on Feb 3, 2012 17:11:03 GMT -5
Lieber Bruder,
well, apparently you didn't get the last letters I sent you. I also couldn't reach you on your phone and you weren't at home either. Nein, I didn't get any email. But I am relieved that you are well. You painted that old house...? I thought you were going to give that place up and fully move in with me some day.
Ja, I have been visiting Japan. I was forced to take some time off work after overstressing myself until I broke down and lashed out at Feliciano and Joseph. Haven't they told you? Gilbert, I mean it. Please no awesome surprises. This visit was pretty... well... let's say exhausting, and I still have another 12 hours flight to take. When I get home I just want to rest. I will enjoy your awesome surprise if it is a cleaned up, quiet house and a made bed.
Now I have to shut my phone off for the boarding. My plane will arrive in Berlin at half past five in the afternoon. See you soon, Bruder.
Liebe Grüße Ludwig
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Post by josephseidl on Feb 3, 2012 18:18:56 GMT -5
Servus Preiss,
what the fuck?! Don't call me Weißwurstlutscher, you dreckata Saupreiss! Anyway, are you still alive? It was pretty quiet around here lately. I am only writing to you to let you know that I won't stay until Lutz comes back. The Munich Security Conference has started today and I'm heading home. Make yourself useful for once and take care of our little brother. He texted me earlier that he'll return home in the late afternoon.
Pfiadi, Bayern
P.S.: And apologise to Elizabeta!
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Feb 5, 2012 21:58:01 GMT -5
Lieber Arschloch,
Hey, it's not MY fault no one got my awesome email saying I was gonna go off and be Awesome by myself for a while when the house was being painted. It's you Dummköpfe who can't open a Gott dammt email! ...Fuck you, Arschloch. I can say whatever I want! And I didn't do anything wrong this time, verdammt!
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Preußen
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Feb 5, 2012 22:13:33 GMT -5
Liebe Mak,
Kenzie...? Ja, is a rather dumb name. Mak is much more awesome~ Kesesesesesesese~~ ...H-Hey now, that is not what older siblings are for, ja? You need to be tough, but also childish and crazy and scheisse to make them grow up properly!
Ja, self confidence is my third middle name, right along with Awesome and Dramatic! Kesesese
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Preußen
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Post by isabellaluvsu on Feb 5, 2012 23:44:59 GMT -5
Dumbass,
...You really are a dumbass, aren't you?! 'Awesome by yourself'? What the hell does that mean? You know what? It's been over. For a while now. I don't see why Elizabeta cares so fucking much, when you could care less, jackass.
Daniel
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Feb 6, 2012 0:29:43 GMT -5
Lieber Arschloch,
It means that I, all by myself other than the awesome Gilbird, went and did stuff BY MYSELF that was awesome while waiting for my house in East Berlin to be painted. Was vom Teufel do you think it meant?! Whoa now, I've been done for a while, and when I left she and I were on good terms, and yeah I sent her an email about not being around for a while and my phone's been broken so it's not my fault, verdammt! She's usually pretty understandin' of that, so you can just shut the hell up and back the fuck off! Who do you think you are, anyway?!
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Preußen
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Feb 6, 2012 9:17:30 GMT -5
Liebes Brüderchen,
Huh. They must not've forwarded my mail like they were 'sposed to. Verdammt, can't the workers ever learn to read?! Anyway, sorry about vanishin', West. Seems like my little message to everyone about taking time off while the house was bein' worked on didn't get sent. Kesesesese, guess the computer still can't handle my awesomeness~ Ja, ja, painted the old house. I'm gonna try selling it, and the way it was lookin' before there wasn't any way I was gonna find someone who wanted it. Don't worry, Brüderchen~ Gilbie's not going anywhere anytime soon! Kesesesese~
W-Was?! West, was zum Teufel?! No, I didn't hear about this, your letter was the first one I've actually gotten in months! Mein Gott, how many times do I tell you to take a break and chill?? Jeez, everything's okay though, right? I got home last night, took the dogs out and all that shit, so don't worry. I guess I'll share the work with some of our bros so you can chill out some and de-stress. So that means you be grateful for me spending my Awesome time doing homework and actually relax, ja? Big Brüder's got your back so you better learn to have some fun while you've got time off! Fine, fine, I won't leave any awesome surprises... for now. Once you're back up to your normal self I'm pranking you so hardcore though! You owe me three drinks the next time we go out, West! I cleaned the house again after the damn Bayern finally left the house, just like you wanted. I changed the sheets but left your blankets alone since you're just gonna mess them up again. Be grateful to the Awesome Prussia! I stuck this to the door so you had to get it this time, I'm out getting groceries since someone damn Scheisskopf Bayern didn't when he left. Don't expect this every time I vanish and come back though, y'hear?! This is an awesome one-time deal!
Alles Liebe, Awesome Gilbert
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Feb 6, 2012 9:36:05 GMT -5
Lieber Bayern,
OI! I'll call you whatever the fuck I want, Wichser! Yeah, I'm still alive. As if you'll ever get rid of me, I'm awesome! Kesesesesese~ I noticed that, I get home and no one's here, the dogs are freaking out, and West 'n I got no food! Oi! I take great care of Brüderchen! I'm not the one who was watching him when he had a breakdown and let him hit Süßer and whatever the hell else happened! Verdammt Dummkopf.
Alles Liebe, Awesome Preußen
P.S. Was zum Teufel did I do that I need to apologize for?! I told her I was gonna be gone for a while, I sent an email to everyone! Not my fault you guys can't use the Internet!
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Post by Toris Laurinaitis on Feb 6, 2012 21:24:25 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Prussia, I wanted to thank you because I have taken your advice and um, decided to move. I have no idea where right now, but I'm hoping to find a place soon. I have realized now though that I um, need to work up the courage to make my own decisions. I've have uh, been working on stopping myself from stuttering as well. I also recently got in touch with my uh, niece Alaska. So how about you? How have you uh, been lately?
meile, Lithuania
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Post by ludwig on Feb 8, 2012 3:53:45 GMT -5
Lieber Bruder,
what has happened has happened. Maybe you could just call me next time so that I get your message for sure. I understand. If you had told me, I could have helped you renovate your old house. Have you gotten everything done as planned? I wonder what the old thing looks like now. That is good. I am glad to live with you again since the Reunification, and I would regret having you leave again.
Oh, you didn't know...? Entschuldige, I didn't think that it was a big deal myself until it was too late. I didn't even notice how I crossed the line. Feliciano and Joseph have helped me after the breakdown. I will try my best not to make the same mistake again. Unfortunately I can't say that I feel much better yet, but that is rather because of the problems between Japan and me. Thank you for taking care of the house and the dogs. It was a relief to find the house in an orderly state and to be able to go straight to sleep. It is weird though. I probably slept more than during the entire last week, but somehow I am still tired. Please don't bother. I will take care of the work later. I already took too much time off. And besides, I don't want to burden you or our other siblings with the work I am supposed to get done. You can have your three drinks if you want to, but no pranks, Bruder! Thank you again for cleaning up and doing the shopping. I appreciate the effort. Can't you and Joseph finally stop fighting, please? I don't want to have to deal with that on top of everything right now. Joseph wasn't obliged to get groceries, and he already did more than I have expected him to by filling in for me work-wise.
Viele Grüße, Ludwig
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Post by josephseidl on Feb 8, 2012 15:19:50 GMT -5
Servus Saupreiss,
naa, you won't, Arsch! Too bad... Guess I have to cancel the party then. The dogs were only alone for about two hours and they had plenty of toys and food to survive this little time. Ludwig and you had no food, because you had no food. What Feliciano cooked for Ludwig when he came over after his breakdown was the first decent meal he had gotten in several weeks. Ludwig practically lived on coffee before. Sure, you take great care of him... You haven't even been there, verdammt nochmal! You disappeared and I had to come all the way up to fucking Berlin and play babysitter! You lived with him, so why the hell did you watch him overwork himself?!
Pfiadi, Bayern
P.S.: You disappeared without a word, which hurt her. I seriously have no clue why on Earth she cares about you, but she does. Since not a single person in the whole wide world seems to have received your stupid email, it would be safe to asume that it is you who was too stupid to send it.
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Feb 11, 2012 8:11:03 GMT -5
Lieber Türkei,
Mein Gott, it's really been that long? Well you need to come up here sometime and we can go boozin' and having a great time! I'd come down but mein Dummerchen Ludz just got back from his thing with Japan that he won't tell me what happened not that I've asked with him sleeping as much as he has been so I'm takin' care of him 'til he's a bit more up to snuff. Rukus? Kesesesesese~ Just some fun, Türk, nothin' t' worry that kopf of yours~
Bah, I was only makin' that comment about the cleanin' because I wasn't there to mess up his house, I actually had it repainted so I can sell the damn thing. Too many bad memories for me, dank!. But it seems while I was gone the dummkopf went and worked himself into the ground again. Himmel Donner Wetter he needs t'learn to stop doing that. Gott im himmel he's got everyone persterin'-- Nein, I didn't prank him when he got back. I took out the dogs, cleaned, and got the groceries
Kesesesesese~ Really? Awesome! Glad t'see ya finally tie yourself down t'one person, Türkei! Maybe now you won't go quite so crazy once you start gettin' German Bier in your system~ Kesesesesese~
Bah, retro-cool, hipster-chic, same thing! Sounds like a yes t'my question though. Kesesese~
Reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaally? Kesesesese~ Oooh, the Bayer, Ludz, you, and Feli are all there?? Sign me up~ I'll be up there soon as I ca--Wait, since when did you call Feli by his name? I thought you two like, hated each other, or at least disliked on another. Or am I getting Feli and Romano confused again? Bah, it's been centuries since all that happened, who cares? I'll be there for the game, no worries!
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Preußen
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