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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Feb 2, 2012 16:53:34 GMT -5
Hallo Welt! This is the totally awesome Prussia here, and I demand that everyone except for the totally unawesome people like the Weißwurstlutscher and the Russian bastard write me letters! And they'd better be awesome letters too, not some wimpy ones where all you do is whine and bitch about your problems because, unless you're my almost-as-awesome-as-me Brüderchen West or cute as a bird Feli, I don't give a shit! But if you're gonna be awesome and ask how I am and tell me all the awesome stuff about your life, I'd totally love a letter!
So write to me, verdammt! Or Gilbird will be sad, and then I'd have to beat you up for being unawesome!
Bis bald,
Awesome Prussia
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Post by ludwig on Feb 2, 2012 17:04:00 GMT -5
Lieber Bruder,
I hope you receive this letter, since contacting you has been as good as impossible lately. Is everything alright? I wanted to let you know that I will return home soon. When I get the next flight from Japan to Berlin, I will arrive tomorrow in the afternoon. I would apprechiate it if no "awesome" surprises awaited me then.
Viele Grüße Ludwig
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Feb 2, 2012 17:29:16 GMT -5
Liebes Brüderchen~
I totally received your awesome letter, why wouldn't I? Everything's totally awesome, I've finally got my place repainted and shit so I moved back in yesterday. Didn't you get my email? I told you this shit like, weeks ago! Where you been, West?
Oooooh, you been visiting Japan, West? Glad to see you take some time off work, when you get all stressed you're totally unawesome! It makes Gilbird sad, Brüderchen, and it's unawesome to upset the bird! "No awesome surprises"?? But West, you've been lacking my awesomeness for ages! You can't just say nein if I plan something! That's not awesome either! You're getting your awesome surprises and you're gonna enjoy them, verdammt!
Alles Liebe, Gilbert
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Post by southc on Feb 2, 2012 17:31:17 GMT -5
Hello Mista Prussia,
Its a pleasure to meet ya. I have one question for ya. Why are ya awesome? I'm not saying ya ain't. I was just curious as to what makes ya awesome?
Sincerely, Mackenzie Jones, South Carolina
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Feb 2, 2012 17:47:40 GMT -5
Liebe Frau South Caroli-- Argh, can't be all formal and crap, that's what mein Brüderchen does and it's not awesome! Can I call ya Mackenzie or some awesome variation of that name of yours?
Anyway, it's totally awesome to meet you too! You one of America's kids, ja? I'm thinking you gotta be, you've got Jones as a last name and nobody else but him and his kids do! Ha, totally awesome detective skills there! And Bayern calls me a Dummkopf...
Why am I-- I'm awesome because I'm Preußen! There isn't anything about me that isn't awesome! I'm smart, handsome, got an awesome bird, Gilbird, got my five meters of awesome, and I'm hilarious! I also kicked serious ass, even Russia was so scared he had to send me back to West before I gave him a heart attack with all my mad skills!
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Preußen
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Post by southc on Feb 2, 2012 18:01:45 GMT -5
Hello Prussia,
You can call me Mac if you want, all my friends do. Yes I'm one of Papa's oldest children. Why thank ya. Dummkopf??
That makes sense, I guess. You sound like one remarkable man. You have all the traits a lady looks for in a man. Scaring Russia is quite a feat, his daughter Alaska is my sister as well and she's darling. Do you mind if I call you Gilbert?
Sincerely, Mackenzie Jones
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Post by Anya Braginskaya-Jones on Feb 2, 2012 18:03:34 GMT -5
Privet Prussiya,
I am wondering, how is my Papa a bastard?
Do svidaniya, Anya Braginskaya-Jones Alaska
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Post by ionakirkland on Feb 2, 2012 18:28:14 GMT -5
Top o' the morning' to ya, Gilbert,
I still have no idea why you think you are so "awesome", but even so… How are ya? Are you up for a drinking contest, or are you scared that you'll get beaten by a girl? Because, obviously, we both know that I'll win.
From, Iona (Ireland)
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Post by Sadiq Adnan on Feb 2, 2012 21:32:26 GMT -5
Merhaba Prusya
It's been a while since we've spoken, how have you been? I hope all is well!
Türkiye
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Post by isabellaluvsu on Feb 2, 2012 22:44:29 GMT -5
Bastard,
I'm only mailing to tell you a thing or two that Elizabeta had wanted to tell you. She says that she is pissed at you for not texting back, you dumbass, and you are getting your face smashed in next time she sees you.
Sincerely, Daniel
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Feb 3, 2012 6:41:30 GMT -5
Liebe Mak,
There we go, much better! That's a much awesomer name than 'South Carolina', comes off the tongue a lot easier! One of the oldest? Isn't being the older sibling the greatest? Kesesesesesesese~ No problem, no problem! You seem awesome as far as I know, so no thanks necessary! Dummkopf is Dummkopf, like an idiot!
Of course I am, I'm the epitome of Awesome, and I've got peple pinnin' after me all over the Welt! Y-You're related to Russia? Mein Gott... You just keep that knowledge of me scaring him to yourself, ja? It'll be our totally awesome s-secret! Kesesesesesese~ But yeah, you can call me Gilbert, no problem!
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Gilbert
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Feb 3, 2012 6:54:09 GMT -5
Liebe Alaska,
He's an unawesome bastard because he's an unawesome bastard! Simple as that! Why do you wanna know, Frau?
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Preußen
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Feb 3, 2012 7:12:35 GMT -5
Liebe Ireland,
No idea-- Dummkopf! I explain this to you all the time, at least twice every time we see each other! Mein Gott, are you really that absentminded? I'm hot, sexy, smart, hilarious, and just the epitome of Awesome! Anyway, I've been awesome, of course! Finally got my house repainted and moved back in, I've got a new phone because the damn Weißwurstlutscher sent so many weird, freaky messages that I ended up breaking my old one. Besides, it's awesome to be alone, but now I get to spread the awesomeness to the rest of the Welt!
Drinkin' contest? Hell yeah I'm up! Ha, beaten by a Mädchen? Kesesesesesese~ No way, I'm gonna kick your arsch and you're gonna taste just how awesome I am!
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Preußen
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Feb 3, 2012 7:41:40 GMT -5
Lieber Türkei,
It has been a while, Freund! The totally awesome Me has been awesome, had my house in East Berlin repainted and got an awesome new phone! Now Mein Brüderchen can't chew me out anymore for 'making a mess out of his house'. Speaking of which, I need to head to his place and get it ready for his awesome return surprises! Kesesesese~
Anyway, Wie Geht's, Türkei? You still digging the 'retro-chic' look Jappie's been praisin' you on? Kesesesesesese~
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Preußen
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Feb 3, 2012 7:46:36 GMT -5
Lieber Arschloch,
Whoa, was zum fick?! You tell her that I just got my new phone fixed yesterday and I didn't have any text from her, so she can just back off before the Awesome One gets pissed! And you tell that crazy woman to keep that damned frying pan to herself, I didn't do anything wrong, verdammt!
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Preußen
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