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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Apr 7, 2012 9:48:55 GMT -5
Lieber Diq,
Please who you wanna please, no more, no less. If people take you the wrong way and get pissy it's their own damn fault, not yours. Well, there are still people who say that we were cruel even with Ol' Fritz around, just because we put everything we had into the army... Ja, Ol' Fritz, he was was the best. Had all the best strategies, this air about him that made even the most rebellious soldier stand in line and follow orders to the letter, was professional when he needed to be but still able to kick back with a drink when we weren't in the middle of battle, and he actually cared about the soldiers. Even with those damn etiquette lessons and disciplinary drills he put me through he was a great man, no matter what shit Bayernanyone would say about him! Plus he could play the flute like nobody's business. Na ja, even with our awesomeness and ability to kick total Arsch people still wanted pieces of us. But we fought when we wanted to, kicked ass, and then made sure that the losing bastards kept their peace. That was the Fritz-Preuße way, and it was awesome.
Gut. Don't need to give him a reason to get pissy with me. I've already got to deal with livin' with Bayern for the extent of Ludz and Feli's trip to München, I don't need a pissy Brüderchen on top of it. The hell was I thinking to agree to this? Gonna go crazy if I'm not fuckin' careful... Kesesesesese, isn't it just sweet? Those two are so obvious about how they feel it's a wonder they can't tell yet. Ja, they're doin' each other good, though now Ludz's got it in his head to start worryin' over verdammte Hurensohn Japan again. Hopefully I can get him to stop freakin' out so much about feelin' better before he starts regressing or something. And hopefully Feli'll keep his attention so that he doesn't worry too much before we get him to realize that it's good that he's feeling better... Oh, can you maybe talk t'yer boy and ask him t'stop with the Nazi Scheiße? I mean, seriously, if he makes mein Bruder cry again I'm going to hurt him, even if he is your boyfriend or whatever.
...Scheiße. The poor Süßer...Jesus, he really got his Arsch kicked around the courtyard, didn't he? Anyway, you don't listen to those bastards, ja? It's good to be loyal to whoever you're with, and outright flirting might be bit of an overstep dependin' on the person, but that doesn't mean you can't find other people attractive. And Feliciano takes blame for everything bad that happens in a situation he's involved in, even when it has nothing to do with him. I'm not really sure why but that's what he does. ...Okay, don't act like that's all he did, Diq. Feli is a master at romance and all that, even if he's not thinking of affectin' people he does. Why do you think he usually gets away with Scheiße that, say, Francis would get beaten up for? He has us all eatin' out of the palm of his head most of the time, and I don't think he even realizes it. ...Your kid is insecure, Diq. So are you. Well, I don't have a lot of nice things t'say about your guy because I don't like him much right now seriously, make him stop with the Nazi shit, Ludz is just tryin' to help and I am serious about kicking his Arsch if he does it again but you're an awesome guy. If he leaves you it's his own fault for bein' a downright Dummkopf and you shouldn't give him any fuckin' mind.
I would too, Diq, but I don't know what he'd do. I don't think I'd want to, since that means Romano would've hurt Feli bad first.
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Gilbert
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Apr 8, 2012 0:45:35 GMT -5
Liebes Brüderchen,
I know so, Ludz. That's good that he's already able to focus on work, though I'm surprised how quickly he's recovering from this. It can't have been more than a week since you flew down to take care of him, so there's no way it's been all that long since the initial break-up. You're doing a great job takin' care of him, Ludz. ...If they're doing his work now, why couldn't the start takin' on work again before he had a breakdown? Honestly... It's good that you don't have any news from him, he'd probably be an Arsch and just ruin Scheiße. Well, I was saying it was crazy that Romano would leave after makin' a commitment like that, but it is sh-- ...Why do you say 'in a way'? ...You expected something like this, Ludz? ...That means bad things. Very bad things. Jesus. And from what I hear you're doing a really good job so far. And you want to know how you can be confident, Ludz? Feli absolutely adores you. He would gladly and does accept your help. If you asked him to do something, he would do it, no questions asked. He would try to help you in his own way too. And probably the best indicator is that you are enjoying the time with Feli despite the situation, ja? And he's enjoying your company in return. That proves that you won't have a repeat-situation with the Arsc-- J-Japan. Signs of life...? Not really, I wrote to him to bitch him out and threaten him tell him I was handling the meetings with Japan and all that Scheiße, but he hasn't responded in a while. Thinkin' he's trying to fix himself and all that. Na ja, even if they're small smiles he's still smiling for you, Bruder. ...Really, Ludz, do I have to spell it out for you...? Ludz, really, think about it. Are you hoping for him to smile because it means the world's in the 'right place' again, or just because you like his smile? You've always gone well out of your way to make sure he's smiling as much as possible, and more often than not that smile's aimed at you out of gratefulness. Most of the time when there's a situation like that it's because you have feelings a bit more than friendly for the other. It's pretty obvious that you care about him a bit more than a friend would. That's good. Totally helping prove my point, but still good even in its own right And I'm sure you're doing a great job helping Feliciano, Ludz. ...Can call him whatever the fuck I want... Ja ja, whatever, Ludz. And even if you're not pretending that nothing happened, it doesn't mean you have to waste your time mulling over it constantly. And just because someone starts the ball doesn't make you responsible for the whole situation. We started workin' on the atomic bomb first but we aren't blamed for the Americans dropping it on Japan's people, are we? Nein, we are not. So even if you started what happened Japan is the one who fucked Scheiße up and is fucked up Scheiße. Ludz, quit worrying about him. You have to worry about healing yourself, not Japan. He has friends to help him, he'll be fine unfortunately without yourself down because you think you gotta be at his level. People heal at different rates; Are you gonna tell Feliciano that he's gotta speed up so he can be at his Arsch of a Bruder's level, that he's not healing fast enough? Because the moment you decide you have to try syncing yourself with Japan that's exactly what you'll be telling Süßer.
...You're kidding me. Feliks would love that we'd actually take time out of our day to talk about his 'fashion sense'. In this case, makin' sure his country is wearing 'gender-appropriate' clothes is probably the boss's job. Especially if it would get them into awkward situations politically, like if Bayern's boss had been the one going instead of Herr Gauck. Ja, I can only imagine... If you weren't nearly swearin' up a storm you were falling asleep on the couch with your shoes on and sometimes even with your glasses. Can't remember how many times I'd drag your sleepy Arsch to bed. ...The last time I was forced to go shopping with him he put me in a dress, Ludz. And because you said I had to 'play nice' I couldn't say nein. I do not want a repeat performance. ...And if you tell Bayern about this I'm going to make you regret it, Ludz. I am not going shopping with him by myself. ...That's good at least, ja. Though I really am surprised he managed to keep quiet for that long about it, he was asking me a thousand questions at once about the whole situation since Feli "wasn't answering his phone". I can tell...You weren't really thinking of much of anything except getting to his side. And I'm sure that even in the middle of a breakdown like he was, he would've come to Berlin if you'd gone to get him. That I'm sure of. But the way things have gone have still been great on the both of you, being in Rome or not. But...after München, are you going to bring him to Berlin and take care of him here until he can handle being on his own for an extended period of time, or are you going to go with him to Venedig? ...100% sure could take a really long time, Ludz...are you sure you're gonna be able to leave by the end of that period?
Alles Liebe, Gilbert
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Apr 8, 2012 1:04:57 GMT -5
Lieber Batu,
Na ja, she's stopped writin', probably busy with work or something. Don't worry or anythin' about it. ...T-The fuck?? H-Hell no, there's no way people w-would fucking agree to that... But...w-what does Schweden have t'do with the 'rising of a n-new Soviet f-fucking Union'? ...Not writing letters..? ...okay...?
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Preußen
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Apr 8, 2012 1:37:55 GMT -5
Liebe Astrid,
Kesesesesese, no worries! Just don't get too sucked into your work, ja? Too many of us nations are startin' to overwork and break down and all that. Don't need that happenin' to you too~
Of course it is! No one wants to be forgotten by ze Awesome~ Kesesesesese~ Ja, it's so easy there, Fraülein, so easy... Ja, like I believe that, Astrid. C'mon Flip-flop! Tell ol' Gilbert exactly what kinda sneaky stuff you're gettin' into~ Gott im Himmel, chill out, ja? It's just a bit of blue hair dye, should wash out in a few weeks if it really bothers you that much, or you could have someone re-dye it. Or you could leave it alone if you have a male friend coming t'visit you~~ Kesesesesesesesese~ Oh, they're just bugs~ Quite being such a baby about it! Revenge is a dirty business, if you really want t'get back at her that's a great way t'do it.
Ja, I've heard that, but I believe in the idea of 'short, spur of the moment' decisions and stuff like that so I don't think that I'd be much of a 'wine-drinker'. ...Well if he'd need a good lay I'd sacrifice myself for it if that's what it takes to get him to stop workin' so hard but I'm not really sure if that's the best idea...
Ja, it is nice, isn't it~ Though right now I'm shoulderin' most of it, Ludz is with Feliciano right now and takin' care of him, making sure he's takin' care and all that.
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Gilbert
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Post by josephseidl on Apr 8, 2012 11:22:14 GMT -5
Servus Preußen,
obviously. Fine, maybe I was being huffy... but I’m still not regretting one word I wrote. Coming from you there are not many other options how I could take ‘smartass’ except as an insult. Kruzifix, naa! Why would I make fun of your height when I’ve a much better target for those jokes living next door? I meant ‘down there’ as in ‘down there in the flat landscape far, far away from the Alps’. Exactly... WHAT?! Hell no!! I told you to decline! Zefix, I don’t want to listen to that horrible sappy folk music... And even I get sick when I eat Weißwürscht every day... Th-there’s... Ah! I also invited Hamish over and you’d have to deal with both of us. So fucking stay where you are! ... Why zum Teufel ‘especially now’...? You’re not coming!
Maybe you know a certain etiquette, but unfortunately often I have the feeling that you misbehave on purpose in restaurants and public places just to piss me off. I am worth respecting, you stupid idiot! Who else would have deserved respect if not the number one federal state? ... Of course. Maybe we should tell Lutz that it’s allowed to put other things than books on his wish list too... Pfft! You want to punch me?! Just bring it on then! You know that the one delivering the first blow has lost this game of ‘getting along’, and I can’t wait for a good occasion to vent my anger anyway. Lutz can help himself to books in my library as well when he wants to read. But for all I care you can bring more than you can heft of course. ... That’s what made it so funny. Jessas, that almost sounds like you’re still fussing over him that much, doesn’t it...? Calm down again!... Damn it, I know what he went through and... I kind of can... maybe understand a little why you wanted to mother him like that... but still there’s no way that you could protect him from everything, Gilbert. He’s a nation too and as such he had to go all of that at some point... You couldn’t protect him forever from the ‘bad Scheiße’ he would get sucked into. And... maybe your exaggerated protection didn’t prepare him enough for the Scheiße that awaited him, which may be a reason why he never got over the wars... Sure. Hey, I’ve already shared a ruler with Saxony before you were even born, so of course I’ve pranked him countless times and the other way round, to be honest. It was more dangerous back then though...
Do as you please. Mei… when you want to insinuate how Austria ignored me, I only know about it from other people’s reports. … That thing with Lutz was a bit complicated… I was one of those in the Rheinbund who… almost killed him, thus the fact that he didn’t remember me… was complicated. It meant that I couldn’t apologize after I switched sides, which bothered me a lot since was really, really sorry. On the other hand I was glad that the little boy didn’t have to deal with those horrible memories… Huh? What are you talking about? Lutz never ignored me… just chose to run away and cling to you often while I was still talking to him. … Even Feliciano wouldn’t pass that message, I think. Then let’s call it a plan. I wouldn’t mind working together with you for once to give that Drecksack what he deserves. That goes for the other Arsch as well of course. Sounds like he’s actually mostly thinking about Feliciano now, but feeling guilty for it. Your Bruder is an idiot sometimes, you know that? Mei, Feliciano is making progress. During the Masses, probably due to the silent, ruminant atmosphere, quite often a sad expression crept on his face and sometimes he even had tears in his eyes. But he tries to pull himself together and lets Lutz comfort him… Actually they’re kind of cute… That Dummkopf of brother is not only a Dummkopf, but a grown-up Riesenarsch. … Halleluja, how humorless can you be? I see… Ja, they’re definitely good for each other, without noticing it. When one of them seems about to drift off into that kind of thoughts again, the other immediately snaps him out again with a little gesture. It’s really funny to watch. I just wonder when they’ll finally open their eyes too… W-well… Sometimes… it seems, the heart doesn’t want to understand what the head tells it… B-but I don’t know either why I did it. It’s unreasonable. I just hope that Feliciano doesn’t choose that path. I don’t want him to suffer through that again.
… When he’s being a Trottel he’s your brother. Nice one! Feliciano can get Lutz to ‘not think’ then, that’s a good sign, isn’t it? Ja ja, we go to Church together and I drop by to check on them when I can. But I don’t want to bother them too often either, if you know what I mean. … You will fucking not be there, verdammte Scheiße!
Pfiadi, Bayern
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Post by austriasan on Apr 8, 2012 16:47:06 GMT -5
Prussia,
*sigh* Ja, ja, I'm glad you have been doing "awesome". I understand. I regret leaving without so much as a warning,however, that was completely against my better judgment or control. I did not mean to cause confusion by it. That's fine, as long as he as okay. Lover's spat..? Thank you anyway for writing back despite all of this
-Roderich
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Apr 8, 2012 17:19:16 GMT -5
Dear Gilbert,
Weel his brother wis aye a prick tae Feliciano 'n' a' body else sae it's fur th' best that thay aren’t th'gither. Ah don’t ken how come he decided tae allow his-sel tae date someone wha always seemed tae nae care fur him. That’s better. I’m braw (fine) sae don’t worry aboot howfur I’m daein'. Th' ainlie ill that cam frae this is I’ve bin losing weight again 'n' it's actually hard fur me tae pat oan weight. He liked me whin ah wanted tae shag wi' him. I’m nae sure ye kin say someone liked or cared aboot me whin thay wid even flirt wi’ th' waiter whin oan a date wi' me. France wid care if ye traivelt (walked) oot o' his lee (life) bit sin ah wis ainlie used fur sex ah cuid be thrown awa'.
Weel Joseph always acts lik' ye wid likelie hate me sin I’m his best mukker 'n' he is ma ainlie mukker. Mibbie ah thought that sin I’m nae th' best wi' fowk, nation or human. Na yin (one) seems tae ken how come ah ever trusted France. Ah fought Rome 'n' Norway a' by myself. Whin it cam tae fightin' Englain he wis th' yin (one) wha helped me. France wis th' ainlie yin (one) I’ve ever oan mah ain allied wi'. Ah don’t count th' pals th' union mak's as mah pals. If ah stairt making fowk miserable then mah bosses snib (lock) me up fur thay think ah huv anger aishans (issues).
Sincerely, Hamish
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Post by Sadiq Adnan on Apr 8, 2012 20:21:18 GMT -5
Gilbert,
Looks like I only have to please myself from now on. That wasn't cruel back then, its just the way it was. Of course people did, they all wanted to be known as the ones that took down the fear inspiring Prussian army.
No, we don't need an angry Ludwig. It is cute, and I hope they can help each other out through this. I, I can't talk to Heracles about anything right now Gil....I won't be seeing him for a while, I don't know if I want to see him anytime soon.
Feliciano is who he is, and that's all there is to him..he's such a good friend...I'm just glad he's my friend...I don't have many good ones right now. Well, its seems like your psychic or something, Heracles did leave me...he came over and found the engagement ring I bought, so I proposed to him then and there.... he said he couldn't, that it was too soon and I asked him to leave...I couldn't stand seeing him right then, I didn't want him to see me cry....
I'm sorry to dump that on you Gil, and I understand that you probably didn't want to know that, and I'm sorry if that made you uncomfortable.
Sadiq
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Post by Astrid Moreau on Apr 9, 2012 2:02:08 GMT -5
Lieber Gilbert
No worries, I just worked that much to clear up my schedule for a while so I can take time off to show Daniel around Alsace and visit his state. Can you believe it, he has never seen any castles, he didn't even know what it meant for something to have a gothic style of architecture.
Ja, I haven't had to actively pick a lock in years to get out of trouble, though I'm going to take Daniel to some of the restricted sections of the castles, so I'll have to pick some locks there. I've tried redying it...it hasn't worked yet, I don't know what she did to it. I'm going to have to leave it alone and hope he likes it. He should be coming over around Tuesday at some point. What if, he's coming, I just have to get the time of his flight so I can let the airport know to expect his plane.
Ja, I'll think about that...you are the expert in that after all.
Well, if you ever decide to try some, we have some excellent ones you may like. Its probably not, he'll finish at some point soon...hopefully. I wouldn't want accidentally walk in on you two in the middle of some sexual act again.
Well, it is good that friends take care of each other. Just don't you collapse from over work. If you do I'll break into your room and tie you down and force you to rest. I don't need two of my bruders to collapse from exhaustion.
Herzliche Grüße, Astrid
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Post by ludwig on Apr 9, 2012 10:39:38 GMT -5
Lieber Bruder,
sometimes I wish I had your confidence… Feliciano is trying very hard and… actually I have the impression that he is forcing himself to suppress his pain and to recover too fast. Gilbert, I am not doing a good job, since I am afraid that he is doing that for my sake. I keep telling him to take his time, but he seems determined not to worry me anymore. According to what Feliciano told me, Florenz has the habit of disappearing and reappearing as he pleases, Sizilien hadn’t been contacting him at all and Romano has first been sick, then drunk and then gone. Apparently Feliciano’s family has a little problem with reliability... I won’t say something like “typical Italians” or so. No, I won’t… Romano has written back to make yesterday and I can’t contradict unfortunately. … Nein. Nein, of course I didn’t expect anything like that… I just… don’t know, I can’t explain why it was a shock. Feliciano told me that they were together, but aside from that I… never saw them together and his talks about Romano were more like he talked about a brother or good friend, not a lover. Thus… it was surprising to learn that they had even been engaged. … Now you are exaggerating, Gilbert. We are not speaking of doomsday. I really don’t know… Feliciano is making progress and with every day that passes he learns to smile more again. But still all the time he is very tense and nervous around me, as if he is hiding… the pain he still feels. Yet I am glad that he accepts my help. J-ja, he also helps me a lot and I enjoy spending extensive time with him again after so long… even if the circumstances could have been better of course. I hope I can take Feliciano’s word when he says he feels the same. … I understand, danke. I hope Japan is well. Rather ‘about’ me than ‘for’ me... but at least he is smiling. What is your point, Gilbert…? It is both, I guess. When Feliciano smiles, the world seems to be in the right place, and I like his smile. There are not many people with a pretty smile like Feliciano’s, if you ask m-… W-was?! Gilbert, nein! Feliciano is my friend – my first, closest and best friend. That is already ‘a bit more than a friend’, isn’t it…? … Nein, seriously. Nein. That’s really not… We are both not… N-nein, Gilbert, just nein. … I am not mulling over it constantly… anymore. Whatever. Still it makes me responsible for a part of the whole situation and I can’t just shuffle off this responsibility. ... Who says that I don’t blame myself for the atomic bombs...? Gilbert, please... watch your tongue at least a little, please... I haven’t given up hope that some time Japan... even if it may be stupid, but I still want to hope that some time we could... at least be civil again... on a collegial basis. ... Sadiq told me the same... Maybe you are right. N-no! Of course I wouldn’t even dream of telling Feliciano nonsense like that. All right... You are right, Bruder... I won’t make my wellbeing conditional on his... That doesn't mean that I have to stop worrying about him though...
I doubt that Feliks would be happy with our critique. Furthermore I remember that lecture he gave me last year about my tie all too well. He left no doubt that he didn’t value my opinion when it came to fashion. Indeed I guess Herr Seehofer wouldn’t have been too pleased about Feliks’s skirt. Speaking of which, Joseph’s boss is in Brazil these days. I will never get Joseph to give up on his ‘own’ foreign policy, it seems… I just hope that he behaves. … Ja, they were really driving me up the wall sometimes. Sorry for that, Gilbert. He put you in a dress…? When I told you to be nice, I didn’t mean that you have to put up with every nonsense of course. But I bet you gave Feliks a great pleasure. Why don’t you ask Berlin or Brandenburg to come with you then? Or Saxony. Saxony enjoys shopping and the two of them lived together some centuries ago anyway. Y-you make it sound as if I had dropped everything immediately to get to Feliciano… So far we have a good time in München. To be honest, we haven’t thought about what to do next yet. I have to ask Feliciano about his plans first… But I… I wouldn’t mind staying with him for longer, be it in Berlin or Venice… if you agree to continue filling in for me in meetings, that is… I am aware of that,… but I can’t leave Feliciano alone before he is well... I just can’t… Ja, of course I would leave him then. It was decided from the start that I would stay until he was healthy again, then I would go home. But come back again some time.
Liebe Grüße Ludwig
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Post by Batu Borgijin on Apr 9, 2012 14:39:13 GMT -5
Lieber Batu, Na ja, she's stopped writin', probably busy with work or something. Don't worry or anythin' about it. ...T-The fuck?? H-Hell no, there's no way people w-would fucking agree to that... But...w-what does Schweden have t'do with the 'rising of a n-new Soviet f-fucking Union'? ...Not writing letters..? ...okay...? Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Preußen Gilbert: I just wanted to stay away from Vanya's house for a bit longer and I thought I'd want to visit Berwald's house. As for the new Soviet Union, it's rather limited although Vanya would end up having the Kavkaz and Central Asia join him again. Also, did Ludwig ever thought about becoming a PE teacher? I'm not sure if he'd be the perfect job for that, since I've seen his training methods, or rather, I've seen how he trains Feliciano. I've gotta go before Vanya finds out what I've been up to. I'm not really sure who's going to win the EURO 2012 since Feliks and Katya are hosting the tournament, though Feliks is in the same group as Vanya, Heracles (Greece) and Czechia while Katya is stuck with Berwald, and yes, Arthur and Francis since they'll be kicking each other's asses more than they would against Berwald and Katya. Though Ludwig has a lot of competition, with Holland, Denmark and Portugal up his alley. I am confident though, that Ludwig would advance. Antonio's stuck with Feliciano though. Batu
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Apr 18, 2012 7:20:08 GMT -5
Lieber Joseph Bayern,
I didn't ask you to regret them, just don't get even angrier than before just because I point you out on being huffy! And really, calling myself a smartass and then using smartass as an insult is hypocritical and I really don't want to turn into a pot like you calling other people black
... ........My flight leaves Berlin in three hours. I'll be München by this evening, Bayern. I am coming and you can bring on all your Scheiß Southern weirdness. I can handle it fine. I can handle Hamish as well, I don't see why he'd try t'make my stay bad anyway. He's been all civil and Scheiße from the letters he's been sending me. So you can just suck it.
Alles Liebe, Awesome Preußen
--- ((Yeah... Mi dispiace, Gilbert refused t'answer Joseph for some retarded reason. He kept getting pissy and tearing up what he had me write. >>))
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Apr 19, 2012 19:31:01 GMT -5
Lieber Ösi,
...Zum Teufel? Since when the fuck did you care that I was doing awesome, even though I totally am. And I didn't really care that you were gone for so long, it was an awesome year without your nagginess. Though you really upset mein Brüder, Arsch. Ja, lover's spat. Then again you are a complete Dummkopf about Scheiße like love so no fuckin' wonder y'don't know what zum Teufel I'm talking about.
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Preußen
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Apr 21, 2012 18:42:59 GMT -5
Lieber Hamish,
...Even 'pricks' deserve some love too, as much as I hate sayin' somethin' nice about the Arsch right now. And really, even if it didn't seem like it t'the rest of the Welt, Romano did really care about Feli, at least in the beginning. I...just think that he freaked out about going too fast despite all this and overreacted for the whole situation, ruinin' everything. He is good at that, and his pride isn't going t'let him explain that, I don't think, anyway. ...I was just askin', I mean I don't have any reason t'hope you're not fine, ja? ...I kinda feel like I should be defendin' mein Freund here right now, but I'm not really sure I can. All I know is that he did care for you, but yer right, Francis...is a bit fickle sometimes. If he gets bored or really distracted like he has been with work...he just lets things drop. But believe you me, you definitely weren't just a toy. It wouldn't have gone on that long if you were. But y'can do better than Francis so who gives a Scheiße about what he does in the end?
...That's dumb, even for the Weißwurstlutscher. I don't hate people just because Bayern likes them. He usually just has awful taste in people. Like the verdammt Brüder of his, the Ösi. ...And d'ya really think I'm gonna judge because you aren't the nicest guy around? Bah, bein' nice is fuckin' overrated, even if the Süßer does a great job at it. ...Well, it's Francis. I can't really say I don't see why you wouldn't trust him, he's more than a Erotomane after all. ...Awesome, by the way. You kicked ass, gotta say that. Not as much as mein awesome self, but is there really anyone as awesome as Preußen? Nein! Bah, unions through Ari wouldn't work anyway, he couldn't make his own friends that way, why would you, ja? ...That's Scheiße, by the way. You can make people miserable because it's fun without havin' anger Scheiße. Next time tell them where t'stick it. We've definitely gotta take you out drinkin', you can have fun puttin' some human in their place, be a real riot! Bayern said you were gonna be in Munchen soon, I'm on my way now so we'll see each other there! if Bayern doesn't kill me first
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Gilbert
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Apr 21, 2012 18:54:53 GMT -5
Lieber Diq,
...Ja? Whattaya mean by that, buddy? I mean, yeah, it's best t'please yourself first and all that, but you are one of those almost obnoxiously nice people who like t'be nice t'people too. Nah, we were pretty harsh t'our countrymen who were too cowardly or not awesome enough t'be part of ze awesome Preuße Army. Well, even if that was how Scheiße went we still kicked major Arsch most've the time so they should've used those fish-brains* of theirs and backed down while they were behind, not six feet under! Kesesesesesesese~
Angry Brüderchen is vicious, 'Diq, m'serious here. But ja, I hope they get Scheiße figured out already, it's pretty obvious what's goin' on between them.
Ja, he's a really good Freund t'have. We're all lucky in that sense, I suppose. Bah, who cares how many you have, Diq? Quality over quantity, Ludz and Feli are worth over a dozen of a 'normal' good Freund, so you're all set with them, but you've got me too, and at least a few others that you know that I don't really deal with, ja? And I'm just awesome like that, even if I'm kinda pissed that the Drecksack would do somethin' like that. I knew he was bad news. Don't you feel bad at all, ja? Y'didn't do anything wrong, he's just a complete Drecksau who deserves t'be beat over the head with a shoe.
It's not a big deal, we're friends, ja? You can tell me Scheiße whenever y'need to. You want t'come up for a Bier or somethin? It might help.
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Gilbert
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