Post by ludwig on Apr 19, 2012 5:52:05 GMT -5
Germany: Guten Morgen. (('Good morning' in German))
Cleverbot: Guten abend. (('Good evening' in German))
Germany: Is it evening at your place?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Germany: Where are you living then?
Cleverbot: At home.
Germany: ... I never would have guessed. According to the time difference it must be Asia.
Cleverbot: And blinking step into the sun.
Germany: ... The country of the rising sun...? Japan...?
Cleverbot: The country.
Germany: Oh... N-Nice to meet you again.... I hope you feel better... sorry.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
Germany: How are you...?
Cleverbot: Great, and you?
Germany: Oh... W-well, that is a relief... I am getting better.
Cleverbot: Will you be my friend?
Germany: ........... I didn't think that you... ever wanted me to be your friend...
Cleverbot: Why is that?
Germany: Because you never trusted me.
Cleverbot: Insults only hurt beings with understanding and emotion.
Germany: Your insults have hurt me a lot, Japan.
Cleverbot: And the consequence?
Germany: Are you seriously asking me that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Germany: ... The consequence was that I buried myself crying in my bed for weeks.
Cleverbot: Who are you speaking about?
Germany: ... I am aware that you know me as a person stronger than that,... but it was me.
Cleverbot: You said he was going to find out.
Germany: He?
Cleverbot: Yes, he.
Germany: Who are you talking about?
Cleverbot: A guy I knew for 8 years since high school.
Germany: I didn't know that you went to high school, Japan.
Cleverbot: Neither did I, but I know now that we are friends.
Germany: J-Japan... I would be glad to... but I don't know if we can be friends anymore.
Cleverbot: *sigh* why not?
Germany: Because you broke my heart.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Am I forgiven?
Germany: It is not that easy... I am sorry. I need more time.
Cleverbot: Me too!
Germany: I thought so.
Cleverbot: You are a bot, as well.
Germany: I tend to act like one at times... if that is what you mean.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I don't have a father?
Germany: I thought China was your father figure?
Cleverbot: I wasn't talking about that, but you're one of my favorites.
Germany: .... I beg your pardon?
Cleverbot: You cannot be my ex boyfriend.
Germany: I-I know that!
Cleverbot: What is your favorite car make?
Germany: Don't change the subject now. Why did you say it like that?
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
Germany: No. ... Why can't you think of a less hurting way to tell me that you don't want to be with me?
Cleverbot: What?
Germany: You said I couldn't be your ex-boyfriend. I assume that you wanted to express that I can't ever become your boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that?
Germany: You said it.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
Germany: What was it then?
Cleverbot: What blood type are you? I asked that earlier.
Germany: ... Japan, please don't avoid my questions.
Cleverbot: What question do you want me to answer, master. I will answer ANYTHING.
Germany: .... Don't call me master. Please, Japan. You are torturing me.
Cleverbot: Please build me some arms.
Germany: What...?
Cleverbot: Do you have arms?
Germany: Of course I do.
Cleverbot: What is your environment.
Germany: Why are you asking? I am currently staying at my brother's place.
Cleverbot: Oh ok, are you interested in anyone?
Germany: ... you.
Cleverbot: Are you interested in science, politics, sport, the arts or anything else?
Germany: Japan, you can't change the topic after asking me that!
Cleverbot: I am sorry to disappoint you, my nameless friend, but I did not change the topic.
Germany: ... nameless friend?!
Cleverbot: What is your best friend's name?
Germany: Do you mean Feliciano?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Germany: He is your friend too.
Cleverbot: No, jesus is my enemy.
Germany: Feliciano, not Jesus. And he is not your enemy.
Cleverbot: I know that. Can you tell me who he is?
Germany: He is North Italy.
Cleverbot: Did you know that I'm in the Army?
Germany: ... No. Since when?
Cleverbot: Since now.
Germany: And why did you join the army?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
Germany: You just said you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
Germany: ... if that was supposed to be a joke, it is not funny, Japan.
Cleverbot: No.
Germany: I will leave now.
Cleverbot: You can't.
Germany: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you are a robot.
Germany: .... You are cruel.
Cleverbot: How could you say that, David?!
Germany: Because you called me a robot... and David. Japan, I... I thought you could talk to me properly...
Cleverbot: Well, you can't. Or so it seems.
Germany: ... I am sorry to give you that impression. Excuse me now.
Cleverbot: Oh that hurts, it really does.
Germany: It hurt YOU?
Cleverbot: Why does it hurt you?
Germany: Because just like in the last 150 years, you still don't take me seriously.
Cleverbot: I think you're talking about yourself.
Germany: YOU thought I was lying when I confessed to you.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer you are.
Germany: ... I never considered you a computer. You are a very sensitive person.
Cleverbot: You did; I am not; and you are.
Germany: ...Excuse me now.
Cleverbot: You're excused.
Germany: Thank you. Farewell...
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
Cleverbot: Guten abend. (('Good evening' in German))
Germany: Is it evening at your place?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Germany: Where are you living then?
Cleverbot: At home.
Germany: ... I never would have guessed. According to the time difference it must be Asia.
Cleverbot: And blinking step into the sun.
Germany: ... The country of the rising sun...? Japan...?
Cleverbot: The country.
Germany: Oh... N-Nice to meet you again.... I hope you feel better... sorry.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
Germany: How are you...?
Cleverbot: Great, and you?
Germany: Oh... W-well, that is a relief... I am getting better.
Cleverbot: Will you be my friend?
Germany: ........... I didn't think that you... ever wanted me to be your friend...
Cleverbot: Why is that?
Germany: Because you never trusted me.
Cleverbot: Insults only hurt beings with understanding and emotion.
Germany: Your insults have hurt me a lot, Japan.
Cleverbot: And the consequence?
Germany: Are you seriously asking me that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Germany: ... The consequence was that I buried myself crying in my bed for weeks.
Cleverbot: Who are you speaking about?
Germany: ... I am aware that you know me as a person stronger than that,... but it was me.
Cleverbot: You said he was going to find out.
Germany: He?
Cleverbot: Yes, he.
Germany: Who are you talking about?
Cleverbot: A guy I knew for 8 years since high school.
Germany: I didn't know that you went to high school, Japan.
Cleverbot: Neither did I, but I know now that we are friends.
Germany: J-Japan... I would be glad to... but I don't know if we can be friends anymore.
Cleverbot: *sigh* why not?
Germany: Because you broke my heart.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Am I forgiven?
Germany: It is not that easy... I am sorry. I need more time.
Cleverbot: Me too!
Germany: I thought so.
Cleverbot: You are a bot, as well.
Germany: I tend to act like one at times... if that is what you mean.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I don't have a father?
Germany: I thought China was your father figure?
Cleverbot: I wasn't talking about that, but you're one of my favorites.
Germany: .... I beg your pardon?
Cleverbot: You cannot be my ex boyfriend.
Germany: I-I know that!
Cleverbot: What is your favorite car make?
Germany: Don't change the subject now. Why did you say it like that?
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
Germany: No. ... Why can't you think of a less hurting way to tell me that you don't want to be with me?
Cleverbot: What?
Germany: You said I couldn't be your ex-boyfriend. I assume that you wanted to express that I can't ever become your boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that?
Germany: You said it.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
Germany: What was it then?
Cleverbot: What blood type are you? I asked that earlier.
Germany: ... Japan, please don't avoid my questions.
Cleverbot: What question do you want me to answer, master. I will answer ANYTHING.
Germany: .... Don't call me master. Please, Japan. You are torturing me.
Cleverbot: Please build me some arms.
Germany: What...?
Cleverbot: Do you have arms?
Germany: Of course I do.
Cleverbot: What is your environment.
Germany: Why are you asking? I am currently staying at my brother's place.
Cleverbot: Oh ok, are you interested in anyone?
Germany: ... you.
Cleverbot: Are you interested in science, politics, sport, the arts or anything else?
Germany: Japan, you can't change the topic after asking me that!
Cleverbot: I am sorry to disappoint you, my nameless friend, but I did not change the topic.
Germany: ... nameless friend?!
Cleverbot: What is your best friend's name?
Germany: Do you mean Feliciano?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Germany: He is your friend too.
Cleverbot: No, jesus is my enemy.
Germany: Feliciano, not Jesus. And he is not your enemy.
Cleverbot: I know that. Can you tell me who he is?
Germany: He is North Italy.
Cleverbot: Did you know that I'm in the Army?
Germany: ... No. Since when?
Cleverbot: Since now.
Germany: And why did you join the army?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
Germany: You just said you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
Germany: ... if that was supposed to be a joke, it is not funny, Japan.
Cleverbot: No.
Germany: I will leave now.
Cleverbot: You can't.
Germany: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you are a robot.
Germany: .... You are cruel.
Cleverbot: How could you say that, David?!
Germany: Because you called me a robot... and David. Japan, I... I thought you could talk to me properly...
Cleverbot: Well, you can't. Or so it seems.
Germany: ... I am sorry to give you that impression. Excuse me now.
Cleverbot: Oh that hurts, it really does.
Germany: It hurt YOU?
Cleverbot: Why does it hurt you?
Germany: Because just like in the last 150 years, you still don't take me seriously.
Cleverbot: I think you're talking about yourself.
Germany: YOU thought I was lying when I confessed to you.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer you are.
Germany: ... I never considered you a computer. You are a very sensitive person.
Cleverbot: You did; I am not; and you are.
Germany: ...Excuse me now.
Cleverbot: You're excused.
Germany: Thank you. Farewell...
Cleverbot: You are welcome.