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Post by Alastair "Bob" Roanoke on Mar 7, 2012 23:03:54 GMT -5
Er... uh Hello....
I'm Alastair, the colony of Roanoke. I guess I just wanted to say hello and let people know that I'm still alive for now.
It's been a while since I've talked to most people... you might not even remember me. But I've decided I'll give this a shot.
Alastair Roanoke Colony
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Post by Walker Jones on Mar 7, 2012 23:35:50 GMT -5
Alisair,
Hey dude, long time no see eh? When was it, a few weeks ago since our last spar? I'm getting bored of listening to America rant about politics, if you want you wanna hang out sometime?
Anyway, what's up?
Texas
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Post by Alastair "Bob" Roanoke on Mar 7, 2012 23:55:05 GMT -5
Tex,
"Dude"? Do you have a fever Tex? You sound like America. You have to be careful about that. I-it has been a while I've missed you and your sanity. Ah... that must be why. I think I have a free week coming up next week. It would be... nice to see you again.
Ah... Not too much. Just the usual. I've been working and attempting to save what sanity I can. It's not the best job, but it pays well enough.... Crud I have to go. The "boss" is coming.
Alastair
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Post by Walker Jones on Mar 8, 2012 0:46:53 GMT -5
Alistair,
Probably, it's been catching on lately. Si, it would be fun to see if you've gotten any better gramps. You still owe me from the bet last time we sparred.
Oh joy, sounds fun. See you later then,
Texas
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Post by Alastair "Bob" Roanoke on Mar 8, 2012 1:03:57 GMT -5
Tex,
Do you need me to slap you sensible then? Gramps? You seem to keep forgetting who's the elder brother here - namely you. You lie. I don't owe you a thing that was cheating.
Ugh. He never shuts up. I just er.... got him off my back again for a little while to check my letters. unfortunately now he's snoring something awful.
Alastair
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Post by Walker Jones on Mar 8, 2012 1:11:20 GMT -5
Alistair,
I doubt you could touch me even if you wanted to, gramps. And I did not cheat! You're the liar, you're just upset that I beat you.
Ah.. yeah.
Texas
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Post by Alastair "Bob" Roanoke on Mar 8, 2012 1:19:36 GMT -5
Tex,
I think I could. After all I did promise to slap you if you started turning into him, didn't I? And stop calling me gramps, "little man". You did so cheat! That was underhanded of you! You didn't beat me I just happened to have to forfeit for the day because I had to get back to work!
........... did you know he talks in his sleep even? Seriously....
Alastair
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Post by Walker Jones on Mar 8, 2012 1:30:37 GMT -5
Alistair,
Nien, I think you're fooling yourself. H-hey! Don't call me that either! I didn't cheat, I don't have to to beat you.
.... seriously?
Texas
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Post by Alastair "Bob" Roanoke on Mar 8, 2012 9:28:31 GMT -5
Tex,
I think you're the one who's fooling yourself Tex. How's your head? Still ringing from the last time? How about we make a deal. You stop calling me Gramps and I'll not call you "little man" again. Don't kid yourself, you need every trick you've got just to keep up and you'll cheat if you have to.
.... yes... I'm going to have to sweep his place for bugs more often if he always says things like this...
Alastair
((xD And here we go with ....s and struck out text. I wonder if this is like their staring contest conversations *laughs*))
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Post by Walker Jones on Mar 8, 2012 9:48:41 GMT -5
Gramps,
No, thank you it's better now- what about your pride? Still healing? I guess we'll have to stick with our lame names until otherwise noticed. I ain't stopping until you are chico. I don't cheat dammit!
... Damn... that moron's really got something for messing things up.
Texas
((It is! XD))
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Post by Alastair "Bob" Roanoke on Mar 8, 2012 10:07:15 GMT -5
Little Man,
Well that's good I'd hate to have an unfair advantage for the next spar. My pride? It's just fine thank you, it was never even hurt. I guess so although I'm not certain I like having to pull something from America on you just because you're being a twit. Well it appears we have reached an impasse then because I don't know that I can trust you to stop if I do. Fine, you don't cheat, you just use underhanded tricks that are outside of the normal parameters for a friendly spar.
...... Yes he certainly does.... and you need to teach him about password security strength "I love Sily" is not an appropriate password for a folder full of confidential files.
Alastair
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Post by Walker Jones on Mar 8, 2012 10:59:23 GMT -5
Gramps,
.... Are you sure? That not what you seemed to be implying when I had you in a headlock. Sigh... I guess we'll be stuck with Gramps and Little man then. And what kind of cheats do I use then? When have I ever mislead you.
Gotta love a good argument no?
.... When I broke in his password was password. *sigh* I should. Again.
Texas
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Post by Alastair "Bob" Roanoke on Mar 8, 2012 11:07:08 GMT -5
Little Man,
Oh I'm quite certain, you seem to have been hearing what you wanted to. I guess.... Fine... you don't cheat. I just haven't seen some of those before, but I've taken you by surprise too! I don't know but I'm sure I can think of one eventually...
Oh it is quite enjoyable.
.............. You have got to be kidding me! password!? Oh please tell me he hasn't been using 1234. Maybe it would be better if I just take over assigning the passwords... but then I would have to put up with his whining when he can't remember them.
Alastair
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Post by Walker Jones on Mar 8, 2012 11:21:43 GMT -5
Gramps, My state is famous for that, though. Finally! Some gratitude! I thought I would have to do something rash again. I guess you have... si.. Of course it is. .... Unfortunately si. ...Dunno, I could always do a bit of hacking and find out though.Texas
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Post by Alastair "Bob" Roanoke on Mar 8, 2012 11:32:12 GMT -5
Little Man,
Famous for hearing what you want? You must all be quite loony then. Oh brother, how humble thou art. (please know that all sarcasm is intended) DEAR GOD NO. You guess! You guess! Who was it who landed on his ass first if you'll recall!? Y-you! incorrigible brat!
Indeed.
.... dear god why? much as I hate to say it it might be a g-good idea. We need to know how bad it is...
Alastair
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