Roderich Edelstein
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Post by Roderich Edelstein on Oct 20, 2012 21:26:25 GMT -5
Dear nations of the world,
Entschuldigung--excuse me-- It (regretably) has been quite a while since I last so much as touched bases with you all. I do hope that you will find it in you to pardon my long absence[lack] of communication. I am unable to explain away the trouble that I may or may not have caused for some of you. Keeping in mind the ammount of regret that has been burdening me for these long past months, I ask that you all please consider forgiving [and allowing] me to join with you all again in the pleasant exchange of letters.
With respect,
Roderich Edelstein
Österreich
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Oct 20, 2012 21:32:19 GMT -5
DUDE HI!
I TOTALLY KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT AUSTRALIA even if your names are ridiculously close. It's great that you're writing again and I hope everything's been swell for ya!
-America
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Roderich Edelstein
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Post by Roderich Edelstein on Oct 20, 2012 21:46:23 GMT -5
Dear America,
America please keep in mind the proper way to adress others when writing. It would be much easier on my eyes if you adress me as "Roderich" or "Austria", even switching between the two depending on the circumstance, if you please. However, it is reassuring to know that you are aware that I am not Australia. You may also purchase a map of Europe that will serve as a friendly reminder in case you forget again. Thank you Alfred. I hope that things for you have also been well. While we are on the subject, I feel inclined to ask how things are lately. (I hear that your election day is just on the horizon)
With respect,
Roderich Edelstein
Österreich
P.S. I have taken the liberty of enclosing a world map in a second evelope within the one you are holding. Of course, use of the internet and GPS in your country alone would prove that paper maps such as these are a tad outdated, but I feel this may come in handy none the less.
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Oct 20, 2012 21:58:24 GMT -5
Roddy, My Man!
Dude but that's like tooooooootally boring can't you just like, I dunno, chill. I mean it's not like it's a big deal I'm just writing you can you know who I'm talking too 'cause the envelope is addressed to you so really talking so someone else in the letter itself would be ridiculous! Hey dude I've totally know you weren't Australia for a long time 'cause you're not a badass kangaroo boxing crocodile hunter so it's easy to tell. And if I need a map I totally just pull up Google 'cause there's this awesome satellite map thingy of the WHOOOOOOLE WORLD and they can tell me how long it would take to get anywhere! Ah man things have been pretty cool with me although the election makes things a bit crazy. It's all the usual prattle and stupidity, but hey it works well enough I suppose. I just hope that everyone pulls together and works hard to keep this a good place ya'know?
Later dude,
Alfred
P.S. Awww Roddy that's really nice of you! I'll go put this up on the wall over the desk, it'll look cool there!
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Post by Ben Calteux on Oct 21, 2012 17:38:34 GMT -5
Dear Roderich,
Moien! How are you? It's been such a long time since we have last talked!
Yours Truly,
Ben
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Post by Roderich Edelstein on Oct 22, 2012 20:33:16 GMT -5
Dear America,
I assure you, I am perfectly "chill". Either way, I would prefer you call me by my more respected titles. Though the nickname you have given me is fine, if you wish to stick with "Roddy" you have my permission. [It is not about whether or not I know who your letters are addressed as much as it is about mutual respect. Please respect my wishes to referring to me a title less vague and quaint than "dude"]
Should I excuse myself for not living up to the likelihood of those who finds sport in boxing wild animals? If so, please excuse me for being absent of these skills.
That is all very well America.
You don't appear to be enjoying this year's candidates. It would be nice to discuss with you your politics in depth, but you do not appear to be enjoying the subject. I do hope that the candidate of your desire is granted such a powerful position, but perhaps now is the time to transition into a variety of more casual subjects.
Please pardon my meddling curiosity, but how is your family?
With respect,
Austria
Roderich Edelstein
P.S. You are welcome, do take good care of it.
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Post by Roderich Edelstein on Oct 22, 2012 20:58:52 GMT -5
Dear Roderich, Moien! How are you? It's been such a long time since we have last talked! Yours Truly, Ben
Dear Luxembourg,
Greetings Ben. I can not truthfully say that I have been well as of late. Thank you for asking despite this, it is always good to see that some countries are still aware of proper etiquette in writing. It has been a stretch since the last time I have talked to anyone, you included. How are you? With respect, Austria Roderich Edelstein |
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Post by ludwig on Oct 22, 2012 21:32:59 GMT -5
Lieber Roderich,
it seems that the gap between our letters always stretches disproportionally to our countries’ actual closeness. My apologies for not keeping in touch more regularly outside the meetings. I am glad that you opened your inbox to our letters again.
How are you doing? I hope you have been well.
Viele Grüße,
Ludwig
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Post by Ben Calteux on Oct 27, 2012 8:40:58 GMT -5
Dear Roderich, Moien! How are you? It's been such a long time since we have last talked! Yours Truly, Ben
Dear Luxembourg,
Greetings Ben. I can not truthfully say that I have been well as of late. Thank you for asking despite this, it is always good to see that some countries are still aware of proper etiquette in writing. It has been a stretch since the last time I have talked to anyone, you included. How are you? With respect, Austria Roderich EdelsteinDear Austria, Oh really? Well, I hope that you get better soon, then. It is no problem, Roderich. And I know! It really irks me to see letters that aren't in their proper form! I know, but at least you are talking now. I have been fine! The royal wedding was last week and it was truly amazing! You should have been there! And both of my siblings were able to come. I remember when the crown prince was just a little one. Time really does fly! Doesn't it? Yours Truly, Ben |
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Post by Alexis Jones on Nov 1, 2012 17:44:20 GMT -5
Dear Austria,
Hola Mr Roderich! Mis mas sinceras disculpas-I know you don't know me but, erm- my name is Alexis Jones and I represent California. I'm sure you know who my brother Joseph is, since you're neighbours and I'm guessing once pretty good friends or at least close. I hate to intrude on your relationship with him, but could you please please please please pleaaaseeee write to him? Please? Joseph really cared about you a lot before, I mean, until he had a potion to make him forget who you are- but that was only because it hurt him so much when you all together stopped answering his letters and things! He's been really been really worried and it just hurt him too much and thats why it happened... It would be really nice if you and him could get to know each other again, and maybe even be friends again. I don't know why you were gone so long but whatever the reason, I'm sure it was very important and probably not your fault that you had to be gone so long! I hope you've been okay and if you could please try to clear things up with Sepp that would be very kind of you! I don't want to meddle, and I'm sorry if this letter put you off in a way. Again, I hope you've been alright now.
Love,
Alexis Jones
N/S California
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Nov 16, 2012 20:25:03 GMT -5
Dear America,
I assure you, I am perfectly "chill". Either way, I would prefer you call me by my more respected titles. Though the nickname you have given me is fine, if you wish to stick with "Roddy" you have my permission. [It is not about whether or not I know who your letters are addressed as much as it is about mutual respect. Please respect my wishes to referring to me a title less vague and quaint than "dude"]
Should I excuse myself for not living up to the likelihood of those who finds sport in boxing wild animals? If so, please excuse me for being absent of these skills.
That is all very well America.
You don't appear to be enjoying this year's candidates. It would be nice to discuss with you your politics in depth, but you do not appear to be enjoying the subject. I do hope that the candidate of your desire is granted such a powerful position, but perhaps now is the time to transition into a variety of more casual subjects.
Please pardon my meddling curiosity, but how is your family?
With respect, Austria Roderich Edelstein P.S. You are welcome, do take good care of it. RODDY! YO YOU HOT ROD! Sure sure dude whatever you say, I guess you're just a different sort of chill than the chill I normally see then. Pft maybe when we're at meetings, but I don't see the point in private letters. Glad you like it Roddy! I'll try dude, but I guarantee you nothing... because usually I'll just screw it up later if I try to promise. You don't have to excuse yourself I guess but you might want to work on being more manly. I heard you have a disease that causes lack of manliness so you should try to preserve what you have while we look for a cure! Alright then Roddy. Eh, they're alright but ya'know tis the season to be stuck-up pains in the ass and say stupid shit and make commercials that get really annoying. Man am I glad that's over and Mr. O-bama got another term to try and work it out. Thanks for the consideration Roddy you're a real pal sometimes you know? Family's doing alright. I love my wife Sily and she's just amazing and the kids have been mostly behaved. We've had some trouble what with that freakish storm but we're working on cleaning up and Aid's been getting out there steadily so it's going alright. Some of the kids might write you so I hope you don't mind that. Just let me know if they bother you too bad or anything and I'll get them back in line. Later my man, Alfred P.S. I promise I will. I've got it up on the wall in a really safe place and it looks good here. |
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