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Post by Iona "Inny" O'Neill on Jul 30, 2012 4:49:28 GMT -5
Dear World,
It's been a while thanks to chores and paperwork (and a few drunken incidents which you don't want to hear about), but my boss wants me to start up communications with the other nations of the world again. So, please send me your letters so we can talk again!
By the way, Hungary, if you're reading this, I want my yaoi supply back. And Alba, don't go picking on your wee sister. Oh and Wales! I am not annoying!
Much love and luck,
Iona "Inny" O'Neill
-Republic of Ireland (Poblacht na hÉireann)
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Aug 10, 2012 2:45:55 GMT -5
Dear Iona,
Stop calling yourself my sister! For the last time you're my brother because I can't love you if you're my sister. Oh and I'm buying you a chest binder so that way your chest stops bouncing around when you walk! Do you know how hard it is to hug you and pretend you're my brother when those things are in the way? Do your big brother a favor and wear a binder!
Love,
Alba
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Post by Ryan Paterson Jones on Aug 13, 2012 8:08:27 GMT -5
Aunt Iona-
Hey! It's been so long since we last spoken! How are ya?
- Ryan
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Post by Iona "Inny" O'Neill on Aug 23, 2012 8:34:52 GMT -5
Dear Iona, Stop calling yourself my sister! For the last time you're my brother because I can't love you if you're my sister. Oh and I'm buying you a chest binder so that way your chest stops bouncing around when you walk! Do you know how hard it is to hug you and pretend you're my brother when those things are in the way? Do your big brother a favor and wear a binder! Love, Alba Dear Alba, What do you mean, "stop calling yourself my sister"?! You have no idea how sexist that sounds. A chest binder? But those things really hurt. Next thing you're going to be telling me to cut my hair! Look, I'm sorry about my... "things" irritating you, but there's not much I can do about that. Ugh, fine. I'll wear the bloody binder but you're going to need to make up for this somehow. Anyway, how have you been? Still trying to curse England, I presume? Much love, Iona Aunt Iona- Hey! It's been so long since we last spoken! How are ya? - Ryan Dear Ryan, Yes, it has been a long time~ I'll be honest with you, it's been far too long since I spoke to anyone. I'm fine, thank you, although a little tired. My boss has had me bogged down with work recently, but finally things are starting to get a bit less stressful. And how about you? Is everything alright where you are? Send my love to your brothers and sisters! Much love and luck, Aunty Iona |
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Post by Ryan Paterson Jones on Aug 23, 2012 14:18:48 GMT -5
Aunt Iona-
Really, wow... Well, bosses can be like that sometimes but at least it's getting better for yew.
Everything is fine, Iona. And I will.
- Ryan
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Aug 23, 2012 21:48:48 GMT -5
Iona,
I mean call yourself my brother because that is what you are to me. You've already told me many times that I'm sexist so why are you just stating the obvious? I'll get you one that will not cause you pain and you'll only need to wear it when we are spending time together. Men can have long hair but your breasts make it hard to fool myself into not freaking when you touch me. Iona you know I try my best to not let my fear get in the way of loving you. I'll pay for you drinks for a week f you wear the binder for me.
No, I gave up on that and we were getting better but the brat decided to make me feel like I'm a gross skeleton so now I want nothing to do with him unless I'm beating his face in.
Love,
Alba
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