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Post by josephseidl on Aug 17, 2011 9:47:16 GMT -5
Griaß di France,
as I said, I don't exactly share your sense of humour. But I'm cool with it as long as you leave me alone. We're not boring! And we're not cute either!
Well, maybe it's easy to relax and enjoy the beauty of amour for you in France where you can walk down the Camps Elysées holding hands with your boyfriend, but it's a little difficult over here. My country is pretty conservative. It still gives me the creeps when I think about my former boss comparing same-sex marriage to devil worship. But well, that's only in Bavaria. I guess Germay himself actually doesn't have to worry about something like that. He's just uptight because he's uptight.
Of course I like to annoy Germany. I'll drive him up the wall until he finally gives me my independence back.
If you bomb him, aim north please... Or better let it be. He'd only run to me and beg for money for the repair works.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by Dylan Kirkland on Aug 17, 2011 9:51:19 GMT -5
Dear Ffrainc (France),
How are you? I don't know if you remember me. I'm Scotland's younger brother Wales. How the heck are you the king of love?
Yn gywir (Sincerely),
Cymru (Wales)
Dylan Adda Kirkland
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Aug 17, 2011 10:11:15 GMT -5
Bonjour Bavière,
Then you don't know what real l'amour and l'humour is! Ohonhonhon, don't you want a petit peu de moi? Well, I'll have to see about leaving you alone. Oui, vous êtes ennuyeux. Mais, vous êtes mignons.
What do you mean, "it may be easy"? Of course it's easy! When you live in the beautiful city that is Paris, which is filled to the brim with amour! It shouldn't be difficult, mon cher. Love will always find a way! Even if you are "conservative". Break the ice, mon amour! Spread the love! Vive l'amour! Your boss sounds bête. Even if you are with someone of the same sex, you can still share incredible romance and gorgeous times in bed together! At least it's only in Bavaria. Allemagne needs to learn to relax and just f*** Italy already. Ohonhonhon~
Then I shall continue playing with him! He's so cute when he gets all flustered. Oui! Annoy him till you are free! Vive la liberté!
Non, I will not bomb him. It was only my little joke.
L'amour,
France
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Aug 17, 2011 10:15:30 GMT -5
Bonjour Pays de Galles,
Je vais bien, merci. Et toi? Oui, I remember you! You're the shorter one l'Écosse doesn't stop talking about. Sacré bleu! How can you doubt the fact I am le Roi d'Amour?! Of course I am the King of Love! I am the nation of love with the language of love! Aussi, ton frère calls me his king. Ohonhonhon~
L'amour,
Francis Bonnefoy (France)
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Post by Dylan Kirkland on Aug 17, 2011 10:22:27 GMT -5
Helo Ffrainc,
I am well. That's good. Most people and countries tend to forget I exist. Yeah Yr Alban (Scotland) has a bit of a brother complex when it comes to me. You are not. That's like saying I'm the King of Songs because I'm the nation of songs. Doeddwn i ddim yn (I did not) need to know that.
Yn gywir,
Cymru
Dylan Adda Kirkland
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Aug 17, 2011 10:29:15 GMT -5
Bonjour Pays de Galles,
Oui, that is good to hear. It is hard to forget someone who is always talked about by your lover. A bit of a complex? Pah! You don't know what it's like when we ******* and then we ******* and then he starts talking and going on about you while we're *******. Je suis! You cannot deny it, mon petite fuite. I am the King of Love, Romance and all things that are beautiful! You may be the King of Song if you'd like. Ohonhonhon~ Êtes-vous gêné? It is love!
L'amour,
Francis Bonnefoy (France)
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Post by Dylan Kirkland on Aug 17, 2011 10:40:50 GMT -5
Helo Ffrainc,
Yes, a bit of a complex compared to some of the others. Doeddwn i ddim angen i glywed am hynny ( I really didn't need to hear about that)! Nid ydych yn (You are not). I can deny all I want. You can be the King of Delusions, that sounds more accurate. Who wouldn't be? Os mai cariad (If that's love), I'm happy that I'm single.
Yn gywir,
Cymru
Dylan Adda Kirkland
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Aug 17, 2011 11:02:21 GMT -5
Bonjour Pays de Galles,
Ohonhonhon~ Why so embarrassed about it? It is only natural. One day, you will be experiencing a lot of ******* and even more ******* and then maybe also a little bit of *******! Might as well face it now then be scared when you actually do *******. OUI! JE SUIS! JE SUIS LE ROI D'AMOUR! Tu es très têtue. I am no King of "Delusions"! Stop trying to steal my crown from moi! You are very sad if you are happy to be alone. Love shall conquer all! Go, mon petit fuite! Go out into the world and find your amour so you know what it really feels like! *swoon*
L'amour,
Francis Bonnefoy (France)
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Post by Dylan Kirkland on Aug 17, 2011 11:55:27 GMT -5
Helo Ffrainc,
Because most people have the decency not to bring it up in casual conversation. Ydych chi ddim cywilydd (Have you no shame)? You are not. I'm a Celtic nation, what do you expect? You soundlike it. Why would I want your non-existent crown? Why would I be sad if I'm happy to be alone? You have no masculinity at all do you?
flin,
Cymru
Dylan Adda Kirkland
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 17, 2011 11:57:49 GMT -5
Griaß di France,
what has humour to do with love? I don’t see the fun of fooling around with love. No, merci. I already had my share of "petit peu de toi" centuries ago. I guess it was fun for a while, but we both know that it would never go well.
Pah! Just come over next month when the Oktoberfest starts and I’ll show you how boring I am. You can’t call a 1500 years old, grown up, grumpy man country "cute"!
That’s exactly what I tried to tell you. For me it’s not easy to just let go and fall in love. There are too many things I have to worry about. Of course my former boss was wrong. But it’s still a sting in the heart to be told something like that… or rather to be yelled at.
Let me guess… That’s what you told him yesterday that wore him out so much? Don’t ask too much of him! He’s only known Italy for ages, he can’t just come out like that… [/irony]
I can’t remember the last time Germany was called "cute", if it ever happened… You really have a strange perception sometimes.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Aug 17, 2011 12:08:49 GMT -5
Dear Francis,
Aye ah wid mak' sure thay cuid try tae dae anythin' tae ye that ye didnae gilravage (enjoy). Ah an' a' wantae protect ye frae idiots that think thay kin huv ye fur themselves. Ye'r tae bonny (beautiful) tae keep locked up.
Na nation bit Russia is asexual! That's pairt o' th' reason she doesn't lik' ye. She doesn't keek (look) lik' a female me. Mah hair isnae (isn't) orange lik' hers. Thay huv bin th'gither fur a while.
Ah hate Englain wi' a' mah bein'. Ah pick oan him 'n' mak' him greet (cry) ilka chance a'm given. Ah think think ye hud a thing fur red heids. Ah thought ye ainlie (only) lik' bonny (beautiful) hings. England's eyebrows murdurr any beauty.
Howfur is it flattering whin fowk blush? ye gilravage (enjoy) making me blush awfy (too) much.
Tha gaol agam ort,
Hamish XOXO
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Aug 17, 2011 12:47:07 GMT -5
Dear France,
How are you doing? What's it like in France at the moment? I guess it's long long time no see huh? Do you remember me?
Yours sincerely,
St Lucia
Sofia Alexander
P.S. What's this king of love thing about?
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Aug 17, 2011 12:47:49 GMT -5
Bonjour Pays de Galles,
Well, I'm not many people, am I? Ohonhonhon~ You are très mignon getting all embarrassed about nature. Shame? Non. I don't think I do. I am! Ah, trop vrai. You Celts are rather... terne ((dull)) reserved. Except your brother. He certainly isn't. Ohonhonhon~ My crown is existent! You want it because you're jealous of moi! I think it's sad that you enjoy not having someone to snuggle or *******. You need love! As that band Angleterre listens to says, "All you need is love!" Oui! I am very masculine.
L'amour,
Francis Bonnefoy (France)
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Post by Dylan Kirkland on Aug 17, 2011 12:55:12 GMT -5
Helo Ffrainc,
Which I'm sure many people are happy about. Why does everyone say I'm cute? The way you go about it is not natural. I'm figured as much. You also have to remember Celtic men have violent tempers even if we seem quiet. Unwaith eto o wybodaeth gormod o (Again too much information) about my brother. It's not. Why would I be jealous of you? I'm actually busy taking care of things to have time for that. Who says? You are not masculine at all. Masculine men do not swoon.
flin,
Cymru
Dylan Adda Kirkland
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Aug 17, 2011 12:57:55 GMT -5
Bonjour Bavière,
Humor and love both bring joy to the world! So, they have a lot to do with each other! I find it tres amusant to give people love whilst teasing them. It is just the way I am. Ah, come one. Don't you want a little bit more of moi? Le Roi d'Amour! You wanted more of me back then.... Ohonhonhon...
Oktoberfest? The thing where everyone gets stupidly drunk? Non, merci. I am happy with le vin. I do not need any tasteless beer to make me happy and keep me full of fun, unlike some people. I can call whoever I want cute!
Ohonhonhon... you fancy someone, oui? I knew it! No wonder you're all up-tight about romance. You're shy. Poor Bavière.
Peut-être. Peut-être pas. Do you think that's what I told him? Oh course Allemagne can come out like that! He has to if he wants to get anywhere in life and love!
I am not strange. I am beautiful and kind. I compliment people often and give them attention. What's not to like?
L'amour,
France
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