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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Aug 17, 2011 4:41:57 GMT -5
Bonjour le monde,
C'est moi, le Roi d'Amour, France! Send me your gorgeous letters because I know that you all want a little bit of moi. C'est vrai!
L'amour, Francis Bonnefoy (France)
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or France!
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Aug 17, 2011 4:56:41 GMT -5
Dear Francis,
Francis ah hope ye notice ye keek (look) lik' a whore whin ye flirt wi' a' body (everybody) a' th' time. Ye micht (might) huv a bonny (beautiful) coupon (face) bit keep it up 'n' ah micht huv tae change that aboot ye 'n' ah wouldn't wantae dae that.
Behave mon petit chou! ((this is a very common french pet name))
-Scotland
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Aug 17, 2011 5:06:54 GMT -5
Cher l'Ecosse,
Moi? A whore? Non, ce n'est pas possible! I do not flirt, mon amour, I simply spread my love to those who need it. Why? Are you jealous? Ohonhonhon~ mon petit lapin, you know that my heart belongs to you and you only. Oui, I know, I am beautiful. I also know you won't hurt me, mon doux.
Behave? What do you mean? Ohonhonhon~
L'amour, Francis Bonnefoy (France)
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Aug 17, 2011 5:15:49 GMT -5
Dear France,
Ye swear tae me ye'r nae flirting wi' a'body else? aye a'm jealous o' th' attention ye'r giving tae others. Glad tae ken ah git tae ain yer hert (heart). Ah wouldn't hurt ye unless ye cheated mah sweet.
Ah mean dinnae (don't) molest others.
Tha gaol agam ort, Hamish Kirkland
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Aug 17, 2011 5:22:21 GMT -5
Cher l'Ecosse, Even if I did flirt with the other nations, it doesn't mean anything. I think it's cute when they blush, especially your siblings because they remind me of you. Don't be jealous, mon amour. I only mean it when I'm flirting with you. Ohonhonhon~ You know I would never cheat and let you find out about it. Molest? I don't molest, I give them attention. Everyone needs attention, oui? Je t'aime aussi, Francis Bonnefoy xx
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Aug 17, 2011 5:51:08 GMT -5
Dear Francis,
It doesn't mean anythin' if ye flirt wi' others? if ye say sae. Try nae tae flirt wi' Englain muckle (much) fur yin (one) ah hate him 'n' twa (two) he's dating Canada wha micht (might) attack ye if ye titch (touch) Englain. If ye dae swick (cheat) ye wont huv a ginger in yer kip (bed) anymair.
Nae a' body needs attention that involves ye making thaim green (moan) or blush usin` yer hauns (hands).
Tha gaol agam ort, Hamish Kirkland
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Aug 17, 2011 6:24:48 GMT -5
Cher Hamish,
Of course it doesn't! You are too suspicious, Bien-Aimée. It is not only Angleterre I flirt with. There's also that very pretty, red-headed little sister of yours. Canada would not attack me for I am his papa. But citrouille, I would not cheat! I was only joking!
They only groan and blush because they are immature and don't understand the sensation of attention.
Je t'aime, Francis Bonnefoy xx
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Aug 17, 2011 6:43:03 GMT -5
Dear Francis,
Amurnay (I'm not) bein' suspicious juist ah worry someone micht (might) try tae steal ye awa' frae me if given th' chance. Ye awready said a' body wants tae git thair hauns oan ye. Ireland is a lesbian sae ah dinnae ken how come ye flirt wi' her. She's dating yin (one) o` yer ex colonies. He micht if he feels ye'r trying tae tak' Englain frae him. Ah will trust that ye wur joking. A'm gaun tae come ower 'n' steal yer kip (bed) th' nicht (tonight).
Maist a' body blushes whin ye stairt touching thaim inappropriately. Thay cannae hulp it.
Tha gaol agam ort, Hamish Kirkland
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Aug 17, 2011 6:54:14 GMT -5
Cher Hamish,
If they tried to steal me, I would shout, kick and scream until they let me go and I would rush back into your arms straight away. Don't be worried. Scare bleu! l'Irlande is a lesbian? I thought she was too pretty and girly to be gay! Then again... I am rather pretty myself. Ohonhonhon, still, it is fun to see her blush like you do. Oh? Who is she dating? Angleterre is not really my type, so I wouldn't steal him. I just want to make him squirm a little. Merci, mon nuage. I don't want to hurt you. Oh really? Ohonhonhon~ I will be waiting eagerly.
It is so beautiful to see people blush like one of Spain's tomatoes. I find it rather cute.
Je t'aime, Francis xx
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Aug 17, 2011 7:16:48 GMT -5
Dear Francis,
Ye wouldn't tae dae a' that fur ah wid rip thair arm aff (off) tae protect someone as bonny (beautiful) as ye. Na yin (one) kin try tae pat thair hauns oan ye wi'oot permission. She haes bin intae ither girls fur a lang time Francis. A'm trying tae git her tae halt (stop) hating ye sae making her blush wont hulp. Ireland is dating St. Lucia. If ye juist wantae mak' him squirm gang ahead 'n' fash (bother) him a' yi'll waant. A'm glad he isnae yer type. Ye'r waiting fur me awready aren't ye?
Ah dinnae ken how come ye lik' making a' body blush sae muckle. Ye awready figured oot howfur tae mak' mah coupon (face) th' same color as mah hair.
Tha gaol agam ort, Hamish XOXO
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 17, 2011 7:36:36 GMT -5
Griaß di France,
Ça va? My annoying little brother Germany just came back home with dark circles under his eyes. Your bosses' meeting about the Euro finance crisis seems to have been quite troublesome apparently.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Aug 17, 2011 8:39:34 GMT -5
Cher Hamish,
Oh, you'd rip their arm off pour moi? Hamish, mon capitaine, je t'aime! Tu es mon héro! Je t'aime! You sound so brave, wanting to protect me from those horrible evil kidnappers out there.
I did not realize. I always thought she was asexual. Elle me déteste? Pourquoi? Was it because I grabbed her butt a couple of times? I don't want to stop making her blush! She looks like a cute little tomato... or a female you... Ohonhonhon~ Saint Lucia? Mon Dieu. Why didn't I hear of this before?
You really don't like Angleterre, do you? That's fine by me. I shall keep bothering him then, seeing as I have your permission. He isn't a red-head, so he would isn't even close to being my type.
Oui. Je suis. Tu n'es pas surpris?
It is very flattering when people blush. It just looks adorable. Oui... ohonhonhon~ You are très mignon when you blush like that.
Je t'aime, Francis XXOOXXOO
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Aug 17, 2011 8:43:40 GMT -5
Bonjour Bavaria,
Ça va bien, merci. Et toi?
Ah, oui! L'Allemagne et moi had a meeting about this recession. Dark circles? Ohonhonhon~ It seems he does not like my idea of fun, non? It wasn't very troublesome... pour moi. It was rather amusing in my opinion.
L'amour, France
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Post by josephseidl on Aug 17, 2011 9:18:19 GMT -5
Griaß di France,
I'm fine too. Merci!
*sigh* So it was your "idea of fun" that stressed him out like that, not the work... You actually should know by now that we Germanics have kind of complete-opposite-of-French-sense-of-homour-gen running in our family. Well, I am always in favour of getting on Germany's nerves. So feel free to drive him up the wall as long as you don't overdo it. But keep in mind that romantic stuff probably stress him way more than a bomb or a financial crisis.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Aug 17, 2011 9:31:29 GMT -5
Bonjour Bavière,
De rien.
My idea of fun est très amusant! It shouldn't stress him out, for I am only spreading my love. You Germains are so ennuyeux. Why can't you just relax and enjoy the beauty of amour? It is such a shame you come across as so cold, you could be considered cute if you weren't. Oh, you enjoy annoying Allemagne? Then I shall continue to have my way with him. How can I over-do love? Allemagne is so up-tight it's depressing. How about if I was to bomb him, then have a bit of fun? Ohonhonhon~
L'amour, France
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