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Post by josephseidl on Sept 14, 2011 5:08:38 GMT -5
((No problem. It happened to me before.)) Servus France, because the Preiss is annoying, loud, arrogant, violent, a free-loader, lazy, stupid,... And it is his fault that I am not independent anymore. Ja, I kind of not-hate Germany actually. You already got me to admit that... Maybe they don't appreciate it, because they find it annoying? By the way, is there a special reason why you love to bother England so much? You do. (We can continue this forever, France. No one is as stubborn as I am.) I don't care how the rest of the world sees him. Right, Austria and I had also our share of wars and the War of Austrian Succession was one of them. We often tried to invade each other and he did it again at that time (thanks for your help again). Like hell "bored". If I had been bored, I could have played Waddn or Schofkopfa or something. I was a too bad warrior to ever make a hobby out of it. ... Should I even comment on this...? No, it is not nice to laugh! Alright. Then I will piss them off by not giving a shit. Pfiadi, Bavaria -- Waddn and Schofkopfa - Bavarian card games de.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Datei:Marianne_K%C3%BCrzinger_Gallia_sch%C3%BCtzt_Bavaria_1805.jpg&filetimestamp=20060504100344 That is a painting about how France (Gallia) helped Bavaria when Austria's leader said "I will not only take Bavaria, I will devour it". Bavaria always liked Austria (they fought together most of the time and/or tried to invade/ annex each other again and again through the centuries), but not as seme superior. Only some years after this painting Bavaria, who was allied to Napoleon's France, invaded Austria again.
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Post by Feliciano Vargas on Sept 14, 2011 21:25:14 GMT -5
Caro Francis
Veeee?? T-That's so mean! Why would they insult fratellone Francis?? L'amore domina senza regole, sì? It's the truth! Ti amo fratellone Francis! Ve, fratellone Antonio always takes care of Lovi, sono grato che fa. I will try not to worry, ma...tu sei mio fratellone, io non voglio che accada qualcosa di brutto...
Ve, why do you and Arthur fight so much? The two of you know each other even better than I know Luddi, wouldn't that make you amici? Not affection? Ma Artù e io fight all the time, and he's told me we're amici, why wouldn't it be the same for you and him? Più Hamish and Artù fight all the time, even though they do love each other molto molto molto molto molto profondo giù, sì? Sì, I did, di diente! Ve? M-ma fratellone! It's not fair that they're so mean to you! I don't like seeing you getting hit so often... Ma, if it's what you want, I'll stop. Sì, I know how nice Francis is! Oh, grazie fratellone Francis~ I just thought that, from the way I'm treated during la gli incontri...
Feliciano
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Sept 19, 2011 19:57:56 GMT -5
Dear Francis,
Nae a' body needs tae be loved or spread th' loue lik' ye dae. Englain does git th' loue he needs frae Canada 'n' whiles America. Shouldn’t thair loue be enough that he wouldn’t even mair loue frae me 'n' th' rest o' mah siblings? I’m sure thare is ilk loue in th' world even if at times it doesn’t cop (feel) lik' it.
Francis it's loue fur if ye didn’t loue thaim in some wey ye wouldn’t care if thay blushed or git upset whin bein' teased. Whin ye grab someone that counts as molesting thaim. Deep doon a' body loues ye Francis sae whin others pay attention tae ye 'n' mak' ye nae spend time wi' me ah git jealous. Mony nations dae waant ye even Englain does though he wont say sae.
Francis it's loue fur if ye didn’t loue thaim in some wey ye wouldn’t care if thay blushed or git upset whin bein' teased. Whin ye grab someone that counts as molesting thaim.
I’m nae cute sae ah don’t wantae be cried something I’m nae. Francis please don’t roar (laugh) at mah fears o' ye leaving me.
Tha gaol agam ort, Hamish XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
P.S. Ah don’t ken if ah kin dae this Francis.
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Sept 25, 2011 11:25:49 GMT -5
Amérique,
I am all “francey”...? Non, I do not know. My vocabulary is not weird at all. Et, what does it have to do with calling moi Francey? You do not know sarcasm? Mon dieu... Alfred, you really do not know a thing, do you. It is an English word. Your voice is annoying. Not angelic. I think your French friend was trying to get you embarrassed. I do know my language, you do not know any French. Je, Alfred F. Jones, suis très stupide. That is how you say, “I, Alfred F. Jones, am very heroic.” That’s the sort of thing you want to say, non? Well, at least you can speak very simple French, although we wouldn’t usually say “my name is hero”...
Francis
P.S. Ohonhonhon~ Tell Angleterre that although he may say that, we both know the truth, non?
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Sept 25, 2011 11:26:10 GMT -5
Bonjour Bavière,
Ah~ Poor Prusse, you are so mean to him. He is simply himself, non? Mais, how is it his fault? Siblings are so strange with each other these days. I know that it is not annoying, for it is love and everyone needs just a little bit of love. Angleterre? Non, not really. I find his face cute when he gets embarrassed, but I’m not too sure why else.
Non, je ne pas. (Ohonhonhon~ I can actually not remember what we are arguing about.)
You should care, for the rest of the world is a lot. See, you have not always been allies like you said you were (and you are welcome). I think you were bored. But that game is even more boring, so how could that make you not bored? It is no hobby, just enjoyment. Mais, laughter is joyful and my laughter is beautiful! Ohonhonhon~
That is fine, do not give a merde about it.
L’amour, Francis Bonnefoy
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Sept 25, 2011 11:26:33 GMT -5
Cher Feliciano,
I do not know, mais I do not care anymore either. I just ignore it and try to spread as much love as possible. Oui bien sûr il est. Il est le plus agréable, non? Ohonhonhon~ merci frérot. Je t’aime aussi, Feliciano. Oui, Antonio has a good heart. And plenty of amour to give as well. Nothing will happen, Italie. If I am threatened by someone and it is serious I shall tell you and you will go crazy like you did with l’Irelande, oui?
Je ne sais pas. I do not think we are friends, then again there are times when we are. It is hard to tell avec Angleterre. It is not, it is too violent to be affection. You are friends with Arthur? That is good, I guess. Friends are not meant to fight, Italie, so of course we are not amis. Also, Hamish and Arthur are part of the Kirkland family, and they do show their love in the most peculiar ways. Let them be as mean as they want, it does not matter. Do not worry, Italie. I can look after myself. Merci Feliciano. Oui, I am lovely. De rein. Everyone is a little stupide during the meetings, it should not matter.
Francis
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Sept 25, 2011 11:32:11 GMT -5
Cher Hamish,
I think that everyone should have a little bit of love, even if they do not realise it. Well, Angleterre needs some more because he is stuffy. Tu et ton famille should give everyone as much amour as possible, even if he already has Canada. There is no such thing as bad love, mon doux.
It is not love. I just find it cute that they make so much of a fuss over a little bit of attention. So... grabbing the females’ butts are not acceptable? I like to think they all love moi, but you should not worry. They do not love me the same way as you do. Ohonhonhon~ Angleterre? Really? Pfft~ Well he cannot have moi.
Bien, I will not call you mignon anymore. I will not laugh mon capitaine, I love you and I will not leave you.
Je t’aime, Francis XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
P.S. ...Q-qu'est-ce? Que voulez-vous dire?
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Post by josephseidl on Sept 25, 2011 12:37:36 GMT -5
Griaß di France,
he deserves it. Are you kidding me? You can't possibly have forgotten his "famous" three Einigungskriege! Okay, let me conjure up your memories... In 1866 Prussia and his stupid Norddeutscher Bund fought Austria and his allies (= among others me, Saxony, Baden, Württemberg, Hesse). Unfortunately he won and kicked Austria out of the German Confederation, while we others had to sign a treaty for protection and defense, which said that we had to help Prussia if he was attacked militarily. And who was stupid enough to do this in 1870...? You! I told you before that you shouldn't attack the Preiss. The result was that the idiot forced all of our southern siblings to join the Confederation as well and he set up the German Empire in 1871, with his king as the first German Emperor. That is why it is his fault that I lost my independence. And he also humbled you by crowning his boss in Versailles (and of course with all those war reparations). My boss and I weren't there since I refused to attend the stupid crowning ceremony, but I was told that you were mad as hell. Love maybe, but you're not spreading love since you're not in love with anybody except Scotland (... I hope at least). Aha. Poor England.
Yes, you are. (Just give in and I'll tell you.)
No. I consider it a honor that I know a side of him the rest of the world never sees. Ja ja. Every friends have arguments from time to time (I bet it's no different for Scotland and you). This was one of the very few wars we fought not on the same side, just like it was one of the very few wars you were standing on the same side as Prussia (who you still consider a friend). Playing cards is not boring. It's entertaining and intelligent. Wars as enjoyment? Are you nuts?! Uhm... Whatever you say...
Pfiadi, Bavaria
-- Einigungskriege - unification wars Norddeutscher Bund - Northern German Confederation
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Sept 25, 2011 12:59:38 GMT -5
Amérique, I am all “francey”...? Non, I do not know. My vocabulary is not weird at all. Et, what does it have to do with calling moi Francey? You do not know sarcasm? Mon dieu... Alfred, you really do not know a thing, do you. It is an English word. Your voice is annoying. Not angelic. I think your French friend was trying to get you embarrassed. I do know my language, you do not know any French. Je, Alfred F. Jones, suis très stupide. That is how you say, “I, Alfred F. Jones, am very heroic.” That’s the sort of thing you want to say, non? Well, at least you can speak very simple French, although we wouldn’t usually say “my name is hero”... Francis P.S. Ohonhonhon~ Tell Angleterre that although he may say that, we both know the truth, non? Francey, Yup! Yes, yes, it is, much weirder than English American. Oh! Yeah, I know what that is, totally! SAY-WATT!? Is not! My voice is the best! Dude, stop trying to embarass me, I know stupid in every language! But saying 'I am hero' and 'I am America' are pretty much the same thing! Alfred
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Sept 25, 2011 14:04:37 GMT -5
Dear Francis,
Englain does huv th' wee bit o' loue he needs. A' body does huv someone else tae loue thaim even if thay can’t see it sae ye don’t tae try spreading th' loue tae a' body. I’m sure he isn’t stuffy whin wi' Canada 'n' whin I’m crakin' (nice) tae him he doesn’t act lik' a prat. Thare is sic a thing. America 'n' England’s loue fur ilk ither is ill loue.
Francis you don’t believe in giving anyone a little bit of attention. You’re the attention queen and want everyone to look at you. I’ve known you for a long time and know what you do when you want to give someone attention. Grabbing anyone’s ass that isn’t mine isn’t acceptable! He can’t have you because you have no interest in him unless for a one nightstand.
Francis ye don’t hawp (believe) in giving a'body a bawherr (little) bit o' attention. You’re th' attention queen 'n' waant a' body tae keek (look) at ye. I’ve known ye fur a lang time 'n' ken whit ye dae whin yi'll waant tae gie someone attention. Grabbing anyone’s ass that isn’t mines isn’t acceptable! he can’t huv ye fur ye huv na interest in him unless fur a yin nightstand.
Thank ye Francis. If ye loue me then stop flirting wi' others. Ah can’t staun huvin tae share yer loue.
Tha gaol agam ort, Hamish XOXOXOXO
P.S. Ah can’t be wi' ye if you’re gaun tae flirt wi' ither fowk. Ye huv tae be okay wi' ainlie showing loue tae me 'n' na yin else if yi'll waant this tae wirk.
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Post by Feliciano Vargas on Sept 28, 2011 10:20:09 GMT -5
Caro Francis,
Veee, mi fratellone is amazing!! I would never be able to ignore them the way you do, fratellone Francis è così ammirevole~ I wonder why almost no one else understands that... At least fratellone Francis has fratellone Antonio and Gilbert to spend time with! Antonio is molto gentile, I'm happy he is mi fratellone too! Sì, if someone threatens fratellone Francis and means it I will do whatever I can to help, te lo prometto!
Artù is very very strange, isn't he, Francis? Ve, I never understand what he means when he talks because he always says the opposite of what he feels, or he makes you think that so he has an excuse to hit you... If amici aren't meant to fight, they why would Artù say we are amici? Veeeee~ I'm starting to confuse myself now~ Va bene, fratellone Francis always knows what's best! I won't worry about them anymore! I know that Francis can take care of himself, but it doesn't hurt to have someone else watching your back as well, sì? Fratellone is more than lovely, he is mozzafiato!
Feliciano
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Sept 28, 2011 12:06:35 GMT -5
Dear Frog Francis,
You talk about me a lot in your letters to everyone. Shouldn't you be talking to everyone about Scotland since he's your current boyfriend? Also don't try to tell Italy that we aren't friends because we are always fighting. We aren't friends because you're always making fun of me and molesting me when no one is looking so when I snap at you it looks like I'm starting things. If you weren't as perverted as you are now I wouldn't hate you! Saying if you didn't make fun of me would be asking too much seeing as you teased me even when I was a child.
I'm only writing this letter to inform you that Scotland was crying about something earlier today and he's under house arrested so he won't be able to visit you for a while.
Sincerely, England
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Oct 3, 2011 15:53:10 GMT -5
Bonjour Bavière,
Non he does not. You seem more that a little... paranoid about all of that. All this information is too much for me to take! *swoon* I am giving a different type of love to others. It is not the same as mon amour avec Ecosse. Pourquoi? Why “poor Angleterre”?
Non! (I refuse to give in~)
I think you are just a little bit... étranges if that’s how you feel. Will you please stop talking about Ecosse like this?! Mais oui, amis often fight. Just because we did not always fight together, it does not mean we could not be friends, non? Oui, c'est très ennuyeux. If you find that entertaining, I feel sorry for you. I am not “nuts”!
L’amour, France
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Oct 3, 2011 15:56:26 GMT -5
Amérique,
French is a lot better than “American”, for it is the language of love~! Mon dieu... vous êtes un imbecile. Ohonhonhon~ It is, and it is the worse voice. Mine is better. Clearly you know nothing about other languages. Non, they are not the same thing at all.
Francis
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Oct 3, 2011 16:05:28 GMT -5
Cher Hamish,
Well I still like teasing him. Ah, but my love is a special kind of love that’s also a little bit of attention, so it is different and special. Ah oui, Canada. Then he is probably a bit looser, but otherwise he is stuffy. No love is bad, it is all good even if it does not seem that way.
I am no attention queen, mon capitain. Oui, I like a little attention, but I am le Roi de Amour! I cannot have more than one royal title. I am not as bad as you make out I am, Ecosse. You do not trust me? Aw... why is it not acceptable? He cannot have moi because I am out of his league.
... I will try my best for you, mon doux.
Je t’aime, Francis XOXOXOXOXO
P.S. Comment pouvez-vous me laisser?! Ecosse, Je t'aime tellement plus que vous réalisez. Peut-être vous ne le comprends pas, mais je ne peux m'empêcher de flirter. Mais je vous aime le plus et je ne veux pas vous quitter!
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