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Post by europe on Mar 15, 2012 9:27:32 GMT -5
Dear Welt,
this is Eugene, the persofini... perfoni... persofinication of the European Union. Mummy taught me très bien writing and now I want letters. I now have a brievenbus too so you can all send me letters. Letters, per favore!
Corialement, Eugene
-- Welt - world (German) très bien - very good (French) brievenbus - letter box (Dutch) per favore - please (Italian) Cordialement - Sincerely (French)
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Post by Feliciano Vargas on Mar 15, 2012 9:36:59 GMT -5
Eugene~
Bambino! Ve, look at you~ Already writing letters to everyone? I'm so proud of you~ How have you been, are you feeling any better, Topolino? I had heard that you were feeling a little under the weather, do you need tuo Feli to send you anything?
Feliciano
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Post by europe on Mar 16, 2012 3:19:48 GMT -5
Ciao Feli papà,
hartstikke bedankt for your letter! Feli has written to me! I am so excited. But Mummy said that I must write back now and not run around yelling, because that is how letter writing works. Oui, I write letters now. Mummy is looking at them before I send them so that I write propa-... properly. Ja, the weather is in the sky and I am under the weather. I have got a runny nose, but papa says I will be good soon. Everybody is taking care of me. How is Feli doing? Papa said you had lots of snow and so Feli must have been under the weather too, right? I want to play with Feli again soon and have gelati and pasta. Can we?? <- Per favore? (Mummy says I have to add that.)
Cari saluti!! Eugene
-- Hartstikke bedankt - thanks a lot (Dutch)
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Post by Feliciano Vargas on Mar 16, 2012 16:31:21 GMT -5
Ciao Eugene,
Ve, why would I not write to my favorite bambino? Oh, Topolino, were you really so excited for a letter from me...? That's so sweet~ I'm very proud of you for writing so well, Fratellone Francis and Luddi and all of your other papi must be so proud~ Oh, a runny nose? Mi Topolino povero... I'm very sorry I haven't been there to help keep an eye on you, but-- A-Ah, si, we did have a lot of snow, but tuo papà Lovi is the one who was feeling worse because of the snow. Oh... I would love to play with you, Topolino, m-ma... I have so much work to do, do you think you'll be able to wait a little longer? Once it's done I'll take you out for as much pasta and gelato as you want. Do you have anyone you would like to bring with us when we go?
Papà Feli
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Post by Anastazie Jedlika on Mar 18, 2012 17:02:10 GMT -5
Ahoj Eugene,
To jsem já, Česká republika. How are you, little one? I hope you are dobre. I'm sure twin Slovakia would love to hear you have an inbox for letters! Well I'm happy to be able to write you letters!
- Anastazie
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Post by europe on Mar 22, 2012 10:13:54 GMT -5
Ciao Feli papà,
I am your favourite bambino? Hurray hurray! Feli is my favourite Feli too! Of course I was ecsi... esci... excited about my first letter ever! Sometimes papa says I write some letters backwards still... Francis papa is very busy lately. Two days ago he called me a casse-pied and forbid me to play in his office. Papi Ludwig is being stupid and sucks at playing since some months ago. But they better all should be proud of me. Oui, runny nose won't stop since almost two years. I always have to sneeze too. The doctor is calling it chronic cold, but everybody says it is because of the crisis. I already told them to make the crisis go away, but no one listens to me!! How is papà Lovi doing, Feli? No fair! I want to play with Feli sooner! And I want to have pasta and gelato now! Everybody tells me to wait... How long is "a little longer" in days anyway? Si, I want everybody to play with us.
Sincerely, Eugene
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Post by europe on Mar 22, 2012 10:20:10 GMT -5
Ciao aunt Anastazie,
thanks for your letter! I am sneezing and I have a runny nose since two years. Papa said it was because of the Euro crisis. How are you and uncle Slovakia doing? Why were you being mean and said no to the Fiscal Compact together with uncle Arthur? Don't become as mean as uncle Arthur! He always says no to everything I want and never plays with me... Do you want to play some time?
Tanti saluti, Eugene
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Post by Anastazie Jedlika on Mar 22, 2012 10:50:57 GMT -5
Little Eugene,
No problem, rozkošný Eugene. Sneezing and a runny nose? Well, if mother Bohemia hasn't taught me anything, remember to keep it up with lots of vitamin c and drink a lot of water- which would also mean you should ditch anything with caffeine. Ah well you know how things go, and as one of the more stable states, I believe that if I can stay stable, others can keep it up too. Like a Brit!?!? Nikdy!! Arthur can't even hold a drink, and they don't have so many potatoes! Besides, I would respect the Brit if there wasn't such thing as him signing the Munich Betrayal. I wonder why he continues to be a jerk. Does he ever visit you? He really makes me mad!! *sigh* I'll stay calm, as long as I'm writing to my little Eugene! Sure, we can play some time! Do you want any new toys? I could stop at a store and get you some.
-Anastazie
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Post by europe on Mar 24, 2012 17:10:23 GMT -5
Dobrý den aunt Anastazie,
what is vitamine c? I don't want it if it's not decil-... delicious. Hi hi! Silly auntie Anastazie! I am too little to drink coffee (says papà). Why do adults drink bitter coffee anyway? But but I want all my daddies, mummies, aunts and uncles to get along and to help each other. You said you would all stick together when you joined me. Not fair! Uncle Arthur can't hold a drink? Does he drop his cups and spill his drinks? Silly Arthur! Ne, uncle Arthur almost never visits me. I like him, but he is always being a meanie. Uhm... but at least he has stopped calling me a frog baby. Yay! I want to play with aunt Anastazie! Děkuji! What new toys? Do you have some good ones?
Eugene
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Post by Feliciano Vargas on Mar 24, 2012 18:18:17 GMT -5
Ciao, Eugene...
V-Ve, bambino, sweetheart, little one... Of course you're my favorite. But...I'm so sorry, I...won't be able to play...at least not for a long time. I-I...just...I don't have the time, a-and... I know you've been waiting for so long, but...You're such a good boy, you...can be a bit more patient, s-si? For tuo papà Feli?
Papà Feli
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Post by europe on Mar 25, 2012 16:28:34 GMT -5
Dobrý den papà Feli,
why~?? You said you come and play with me soon, Feli! I don't want to be patient anymore. I want Feli! Why can't you play with me anymore? Everybody says they have no time for me... I even said per favore! Feli is mean... *tears up*
Ahoj, Eugene
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Post by Anastazie Jedlika on Mar 26, 2012 1:43:36 GMT -5
Eugene,
E-eh, I'm sorry. I get mixed up on things sometimes and get caught up in what I write. Vitamin c is very yummy, especially if you like oranges. It's hard to explain what vitamin c is, but it's in oranges or orange juice if you like those sort of things. *laughs* Coffee gives an energy boost to people, Eugene. Cafeine is what is inside of coffee that gives you an energy boost, so I suggest staying away from anything with that stuff in it. I'm sorry, I do want to get along with everyone. It's just that I still want to stay the independent country that I am and not have to go along with what everyone else is doing. Someday you'll understand what I mean. Arthur can't drink very long without acting silly, let's just put it that way. I hope I can come visit sometime, but I'm not sure my boss would like me to considering what is going on right now.
-Anastazie
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Post by Feliciano Vargas on Mar 26, 2012 15:50:23 GMT -5
C-Ciao Eugene,
I-It's...I'm... I-I'm so sorry, bambino, I-I'll try to make time, I promise... I-I'm not feeling well either, bambino, and it wouldn't be good for me to go over just to get you sick too, right...? O-Oh dear, Eugene, b-bambino...I-I'm really very sorry... I-I'll...try to come as soon as I can, I promise...
Feliciano
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Post by austriasan on Mar 28, 2012 5:14:02 GMT -5
Hello Eugene,
Hello. I feel that the proper thing to do would be to stop by the EU for a little letter. I am not usually good with talking to children, but I hope that we can manage an intelligable and enjoyable conversation. It is, I hope, nice talking to you, little one.
-Roderich Edelstein Austria
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Post by europe on Mar 28, 2012 14:07:09 GMT -5
Ciao auntie Anastazie,
yay! Si, I like oranges! But somebody has to peel them for me. Do you peel me some vitan... vitanim c oranges, aunt Anastazie? Why are you laughing? ... Is coffeine an energy boost like in the superhero movies? I also want you all to get along with everyone. But... but you are all indepp.... inpedenten. Papa said, that is why I am an "union" and not a "conrederfation" or "country". ... But why do you not want to give me more pocket money? I need more pocket money to buy treats for Greece's cats. Hi hi hi... I want to see uncle Arthur acting silly when he drinks. Maybe he is funny and plays with me then. ... Not you too! Everybody says their bosses say that they can't come and play with me! You are so mean! Nobody likes mehehehe!!! *whines*
Eugene
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