Hetalia fanfiction meme

[josephseidl]

This thread is for the Hetalia meme thingy that was floating around dA. If you want to fill it out, feel free to add yours here too. :3


First list 12 characters:
1. England
2. Italy
3. France
4. Denmark
5. Germany
6. America
7. Japan
8. Hungary
9. Switzerland
10. Spain
11. Norway
12. Canada


1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Germany/Spain
No. But actually I would find it kind of interesting... Sponanously I could even come up with at least three plot ideas (football, finances or cucumbers ;D )...

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
France
I guess no one would believe me if I said No, right? xD

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
America → England
Shit... I didn't put the two of them there on purpose, I swear!! >_< Okay... I am not into mpreg, but I know that there are plenty of fanfictions about those two. So please go and see for yourselves...

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Switzerland
Yes. :3

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
Japan/Italy
Uhm... Well, I guess it could work out somehow.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Denmark/Hungary or Denmark/Switzerland
I can't see either of them...

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Japan → France + Hungary
Uhm... He would stalk and videotype them...? Idk...

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Italy/America
Aren't there enough of them already... (but normally I can't see it that way round...)? ^^; Okay, if it hast to be Seme!Italy, I would say it has to be a mafia story. Uhm...
America is in financial trouble and makes the worst mistake of his life when he borrows money from the mafia. Of course he can't pay the money back and thus the mafia sends Italy after him to retrieve it.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Denmark/Spain
… I'm beginning to wonder why I picked Denmark at all... ^^; I've never seen anything like that.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
England/Germany
Hurt/Comfort...? *lol* Wembley vs. Bloemfontein (and whoever understands that title is a football nerd. ;P But it's rather a parody of Hurt/Comfort I guess...)

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
France/Norway
Normandy anyone? ;P

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Japan het, Switzerland slash
Uhm... Both would work, I think.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?
Switzerland
"In love for a while" (Switzerland's Eurovision entry this year)

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Italy/France/America
OOC, AU, PWP, smut (France...)

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Hungary → Germany
After all those years with Austria and Prussia... You know, when two people quarrel, a third rejoices.

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Spain/Hungary
I have never written drabbles before... >_<
Hungary and Italy just finished the dishes after the other Habsburg country's visit for dinner, as she hears a lighthearted melody playing from outside. It is a foreign melody with an unfamiliar temper. Austria? No way! Hungary peeks around the corner and spots Spain sitting on the terrace, playing his guitar. The setting evening sun turns his silhouette in gentle, warm light, while the red sky makes his green eyes glow in highest contrast. Soft-footedly Hungary comes nearer, careful not to disturb Spain's melody. She listens for a while as suntanned fingers stroke the guitar strings. "Do you like it?"

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Japan → Italy + Canada
He would think Italy was masturbating...?

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Denmark → England
Oh my... Some viking plot probably.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Japan
I bet.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
France
Uhm... maybe also that. It's a little incalculable with France, you know... xD

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Norway
Yes. Norway is awesome. :3

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Italy/Denmark/Germany
Huh?! No.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Spain
Uhm... I don't even want to think about it... xD

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Germany
Quite a while ago. I have to admit that I don't really like him too much. (Months later: Now I grew to like him. :3)

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
America
Secret...? As if he could keep anything secret...

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Norway → Switzerland
No, neither drunk nor sober. And he would get shot if he did.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
France and Japan
Probably France?

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
"England and Switzerland are in a happy relationship until Switzerland suddenly runs off with Denmark. England, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Norway and a brief unhappy affair with Canada, then follows the wise advice of Germany and finds true love with Italy." What title would you give this fic?
"Bullshit" xD But actually there are some parts of it that I find quite amusing...

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Japan/Hungary
Weird... Yaoi-stalkers joining forces sounds dangerous for all other nations I guess.

30. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?
Canada and England
Whahaha (we had that in our RP forum)! They are cute, very cute.

32. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?
Italy and Spain
Actually not exactly canon, but it could work.

33. Is 4 het or slash better?
Denmark
Better slash (with Norway if you ask me ;D).

34. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?
Germany/Norway
No.

35. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9!
Why was America afraid of Japan? Because Japan is after Hungary and Switzerland!
Huh? I don't get it...

36. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be?
Hungary
Herself as a guy. :3

37. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?
England → Canada
Not too many... not only because it's England. xD

38. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?
France → America or Italy
Uhm... They are both weird... But I would prefer America.

39. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?
America and Japan
They probably would... because America has spotted a whale! xD

40. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.
Spain and Italy
Oh dear... Cinderella...? Idk... xD

41. If 3 and 11 are doing s & m, who's the sadist?
France and Norway
Do you really have to ask...? Viking vs. The guy who gave him the Normandy to leave him alone...

42. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.
Japan/Canada
*tilts head to side* Uhm...

43. Is there any evidence for 4/2?
Denmark/Italy
No way.

44. How hot would 7/3 be?
Japan/France
Uhm... If you ask ME, not hot at all.

45. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?
Japan → Italy and Hungary
He would be shocked... and so were I.

46. What's 1's secret kink?
England
Secret...? The unicorns are no secret... xD

47. How about 12?
Canada
Still waters run deep... I have no idea. XD

48. Or perhaps 10?
Spain
Oh... I have some ideas about him, but that's too... I won't write that. ^^;
Let's just say "tomato" instead, okay?

49. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?
England/France/Germany
Omg... Damn, that would be interesting... "Europe's three squabblers"... or something.

50. How about 2/4/6?
Italy/Denmark/America
Awesome, more awesome, and Pasta... XD

51. Or even 7/8/9?
Japan/Hungary/Switzerland
Uhm... Odd.

52. So 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is also with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.
So England has a relationship with America, but secretly wants Italy. America knows this and breaks up with England to go pursue France, who's with Norway. Norway is also with Spain, however, who's cheating on Spain with Hungary. Hungary finds out, and cheats with Japan, who is, in turn, cheating on Denmark. England pursues Italy, who just broke up with Germany, who's now after Switzerland. England gives up on this, and ends up with Canada, while America finally ends up with France.
… Okay, now I'm confused.

53. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.
America/Japan
Shangh-... Tokyo Noon... xD

54. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?
Hungary/England
I would shake my head in disbelieve...

55. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?
Italy and Switzerland
Switzerland.

56. What if it was 3 and 9?
France and Switzerland
Uhm... Actually I wanted to say France now, but Switzerland has his means... So, let's say they switch. xD

57. 4 and 9?
Denmark/Switzerland
*sigh* That's getting boring... Denmark, but I can't see that pairing whatsoever.

58. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?
Switzerland
Yes... I do.

59. Or 2 het?
Italy
Uhm... I don't think so. I've actually never seen a het!fic about Italy as far as I remember.

60. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.
Germany/Switzerland
OMG...
Germany walks down a gloomy side road at night. Suddenly he feels the cold steel of a weapon being pressed against his back while he hears a familiar voice whisper "Do you have the money...?". Germany exhales the breath he held as soon as he recognized his neighbour country's voice. He nods briefly and fishes an envelope out of his bag. Without a word Switzerland takes the envelope, opens it a little and nods approvingly. "The CD...?" Germany asks with his usual stady voice, unimpressed by the scene. Not even trying to hide his discountenance Switzerland lets out a barely audible snort, before he hands Germany a CD and turns on his heel. He is about to disappear into the night, when he hears Germany's voice behind him with an unfamiliar insecure undertone "If you have information for me again how about meeting in a café next time?". For a moment Switzerland pauses to think. He doesn't bother to turn around, his nod of assent barely visible. Nevertheless Germany gets his message. He stays for a while, watching the Swiss continuie his way into the dark, a little smile appearing on his lips.
Ok, that was a little ficcy... But the two of them certainly can't be hooked up that easily. ^^;

61. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7.
Italy/ Switzerland/ Japan
Italy and Japan just came back from eating pasta and decide to go visit Germany. Unfortunately they choose the way through Switzerland's lawn once again and get shot. The end. ;P

62. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?
France and Japan
Something perverted and moe...?

63. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12?
Norway and Canada
Yes, but not exclusively and not as couple. ^^;

64. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
Probably England for getting him pregnant and Switzerland for... everything.

[Sadiq Adnan]

Still really funny *snickers*

[Honda Kiku]

I wanna try this too~~

1.Belarus
2.Germany
3.Switzerland
4.Germania
5.Scotland
6.Singapore
7.Japan
8.Norway
9.England
10.Russia
11.Canada
12.Turkey

I took the liberty of randomly arranging them first XDXD

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Scotland/Russia
No.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Swizzy? He would be hotter in a dress XDXD

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Singa got Belarus pregnant...? 0___0 Singa used black magic! The attack was warped weirdly...

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Yes ^^ Yes I have ^^ Some were sweet.. but also dark ^^

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
Japan and Germany. 0_0 I really didnt make this on purpose... +head desk, can I switch the characters again..?+
On this site..? not anymore. In general, yes.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Germania/Norway or Germania/England..?
...Both can see ghosts right...?

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Japan discovers Swizzy and Norway in a relationship?
CAMERAS, LIGHTS, STALKING!!!! And informing Hungary so that he has a double team partner XD

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic
Germany/Singapore
0_0 BAD GERMANY! SINGA IS STILL CHILD! Unless...
Hearing about England's ability to transform people into children.. Singapore tries her hand at that too. It just so happened that Germany was in the path of her aim.
Now that may actually be cute~ ^^

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Germania/Russia
If there is, I havent read it. Not like there's alot of Germania fics out there... ;_;

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Belarus/Scotland.. That means Belarus comforts right..?
Knifing Glasses

11.) What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
Switzerland/Canada
Switzerland keeps wondering about that floating bear...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Japan Het? England slash?
Well, yeah. Not that hard to think about it right?

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?
England
... The song Gay Bar just popped into my head... 0_0 Is that the answer..?

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Germany/Switzerland/Singapore
Er.. Singapore is watching them interact with each other and is taking notes.. Doesn't seem to need a warning... wait! Mundane!! WARING, MAY BE BORING.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Norway and Scotland
... You needed new ingredients for your potion..?

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Russia/Norway ...I dont know much about Norway... he would be OOC..

"Ufu~ Norway!" Russia called out making the other Nation turn in slight surprise and suspicion. "Yes?" He responded, slightly on guard. "You can do magic right..? Can you keep General Winter away from me..?" Norway frowned. "..I cant make him keep away.. but I can make you something that would keep you warmer." He offered tentatively.
"ahahaha~" Russia replied with a giggle. "That would be good enough. I'll show you my sunflower patch when you come over with the magic!~"

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Japan walked in on Germany and Turkey...
Need you ask..? CAMERA, RECORDER, FILMING SET!

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Germania De-flowering Belarus...
Belarus was warped back in time to when Germania was till alive.. He takes her under him and she learns to like and care about him.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Japan slash? Duh. I write them XD

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Swizzy het? If they do, I dont know that they do ^^

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
...I'm not sure... My friends in RL are not really into Hetalia.... I dont think so..

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Germany/Germania/Scotland...
Pfffft~~ XDXDXD I'm sorry the first two crack me up slightly. Dude.. that's your Dad. I dont think I would right something like that.. How on earth would Scotland suddenly arrive on the set?

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Russia..? Er... VODKAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Scotland..? Quite a long time ago...

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Singapore..? Logical and smart arguments that are reinforces with credible and certified facts.

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Would Canada shag England..?
I think if England teases him too much that his french side comes out he would do it sober.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Swissy and Japan..? I think they have a semuke relationship with each other. ^^

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
Belarus and England are in a happy relationship until England ran off with Germania. Belarusl broken-hearted, has a one night stand with Canada and an unhappy relationship with Turkey. She then follows the advice of Scotland, and ends up with Germany.
The Shifter

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Japan/Norway. I would really like to see that. Yes please.

30. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?
Turkey and Belarus? Interesting. But I'm sure they would reach an understanding that can keep them relatively satisfied. I think.

32. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?
Germany and Russia.. Um... Relatively historically slightly accurate..?

33. Is 4 het or slash better?
Germania is Amazing. No matter what.

34. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?
Scotland and Canada? No, but I would like to try~

35. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9!
Singapore afraid of Japan because Japan is after Norway and England. Well if you out it in a war context... And if you put it in a romantic context... Japan is a player after her father figure. ^^; Makes sense.

36. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be?
Norway? The only reason I can see him cosplaying is because he lost a bet to Denmark. they he would cosplay the girliest and most humiliating thing. Lolita character with lots of pink, frills and perhaps a parasol?

37. How many beers would 1 have to chug to (ave a go at 12?
Belarus and Turkey? Well it would be alot to make her drunk... and even more to make her drunk enough to jump anybody... But not drunk enough to make it so that she cant fight because Turkey isnt going down that easily... It's a certain amount. Anything less is too little, anything more is too much.. ^^

38. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?
Swizzy and Singa or Germany. Germany.

39. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?
Singa and Japan. Oh my~ ^^ They would get distracted. Because Singa doesn't have the inner calm to sit and stone for hours like Japan can. She would make a distraction if necessary. XD

40. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.
Russia and Germany. A Disney film. Sorry Disny, I dont know enough movies to say anything.

41. If 3 and 11 are doing s & m, who's the sadist?
Swizzy and Canada. MANada.

42. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.
JapanTurkey? I want you to want me.

43. Is there any evidence for 4/2?
Germania/Germany. No. At least not that I have seen... 0.o

44. How hot would 7/3 be?
Japan/Swissy? Hot. Very hot.

45. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?
Japan walked in on Germany and Norway. First thing first, why is Japan walking in on everyone? Does he have a radar? Does he just have this insanely incredible luck? Well the same thing would always apply no matter what! YAOI TYM~!

46. What's 1's secret kink?
Belarus? I would say bloodplay.

47. How about 12?
Turkey? Metal..

48. Or perhaps 10?
Russia? something fluffy...?

49. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?
Belarus/Swissy/Scotland
"It was all due to circumstance.."

50. How about 2/4/6?
Germany/Germania/Singapore
"Impossible."

51. Or even 7/8/9?
Japan/Norway/England
Magic and Imagination.

52. So 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is also with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.
Belarus has a relationship with Singa. Huh. But she wants Germany. Hmm. Singa knows, so she breaks up with her and pursues Swissy. Eh? But swissy is with Canada. Okay. But Canada is with Russia. Yay. But Russia is cheating on him with Norway. Wha..? Norway finds out and cheats with Japan. Okay. Who is cheating with Germania. WHAT? Belarus pursues German. uh-huh. Who just broke up with Scotland. Eh? and is now after England. Okay. Belarus gives up and ends up with Turkey and Singa ends up with Swissy.

...Singa always gets what she wants in the end XDXD

53. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.
Singapore/Japan.
Cultural exploration.

54. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?
Norway/Belarus.
+shrugs+ doesnt affect me. 0w0

55. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?
Germany and England?
Germany. Definitely.

56. What if it was 3 and 9?
Swissy and England? Could go either way.

57. 4 and 9?
Germania and England?
GERMANIA TOPS ALL.

58. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?
England slash? Yeah. A heck of allotta people do.

59. Or 2 het?
Germany Het? I dont know.

60. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.
Scotland/England
I can show you a few ^^ they are better then what crap I would do since I would rip them off ^^

61. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7.
Germany/England/Japan
Germany and England get drunk. Japan books the room and watches.

62. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?
Swissy and Japan.
YOU KNOW ALREADY~~ XDXDXD
HEIDI~~~~ XDXDXD

63. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12?
Canada and Turkey.
Yes actually I have ^^

64. Who would be the most outraged because of the above
All except Japan. He manages to walk in on so many people and get so many good shots. XDXD

[josephseidl]

That was really hilarious! Your Japan seems to be highly amused, Airi... xD (Sorry for 5 though... >_<)


Since it was so much fun, I did it again. :3 This time it's a little “special” with mostly Germanic countries.


First list 12 characters:
1. Austria
2. Germany
3. Prussia
4. Bavaria
5. Saxony (this guy: media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwgspzs6wk1r39rjj.jpg)
6. Switzerland
7. Hesse (this guy: 24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly0bu2zqzJ1qj7cr9o1_500.jpg)
8. Liechtenstein
9. Veneziano
10. Hungary
11. France
12. America


1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Saxony/Hungary
No. Hey, it's hard enough to find fanfictions with Saxony at all... *pouts*

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Prussia
Hell no do I think that the Preiss is hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (← Bavaria insists on all the exclamation marks)

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Switzerland → Austria
… Somehow I really have a talent for putting characters and numbers... Uhm... He would throw a fit about protection, how expensive children are and whatever else, but in the end be a very caring, (over)protective father.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Veneziano
Yes. :3

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
Hesse/Germany
Uhm... Maybe...? I don't know too much about canon!Hesse, but in my headcanon it would work.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Bavaria/Liechtenstein or Bavaria/Veneziano
Oh dear... I'd go with the latter. ^^;

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Hesse → Prussia and Liechtenstein
He would probably think that his brother has completely lost it now... and die laughing.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Germany/Switzerland
In the light of current events... Switzerland and Germany watch the football game of their national teams together. Against all expectations Switzerland wins 5:3, which puts him in a good mood for once and he agrees to tolerate Germany's presence for a bit longer after the game to go out for dinner.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Bavaria/Hungary
I don't think so, since it's pretty hard to find any kind of fanfiction about Bavaria. *sigh* But believe it or not, at some point Bavaria and Hungary almost ended up as a couple in this forum. ^^;

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Austria/Saxony
*lol* Uhm... Okay... The serious alternative would be the Austrian-Prussian War 1866 (Saxony was on Austria's side, but they got beaten and Saxony had to sign a treaty with Prussia) and the reconciliation afterwards. Maybe "Losing a brother" or so.
The non-serious alternative... "Hot coffee". Both coffee-junkies meet for their fifth cups this day, but one of them stumbles and spills the hot beverage over the other. Feeling very sorry he takes care of the burns.

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
Prussia/France
… Since I love being mean to Prussia, the Napoleonic Wars where France almost wiped him off the maps... Okay, okay... Or some BTT prank with “side-effects”.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Hesse het, Veneziano slash
I would be very surprised if one of my friends knew any works about Hesse... But I am 100% sure that several of them read slash-fanfictions about Veneziano.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?
Veneziano
Oh, that's a tough decision... I think “Diamante” (Zucchero).

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Germany/Prussia/Switzerland
slight OOC, PWP,… character's death (… No! Vash, put that gun down!)

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Liechtenstein → Saxony
Uhm... “Your hair is so silky and shiny. May I ask what shampoo you use?”

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Hungary/Liechtenstein
…. Seriously now...?
“I can't believe that they fought again!” Hungary huffed while she led the smaller girl down the corridor to wash the sauce out that Switzerland had spilled on them by knocking the table over. “Sorry... My brother was not happy about your suggestion, especially not the camera... But did we have to lock them in...?” Liechtenstein sighed. Despite her quick steps she had troubles keeping up with Hungary. “Elizabeta...?” To her surprise the door Hungary opened finally didn't lead to the bathroom, but into a bedroom. “Want to watch our boys a bit?” Hungary smirked mischievously.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Hesse → Germany and America
Always Hesse catching his brothers, hmh...? I guess he would laugh awkwardly and back off...

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Bavaria → Austria
Finally I get my Bavaria/Austria... *giggles madly* … Okay, kidding aside... Uhm... Damn, too many ideas to decide on one... DX Uhm... I'd pick a time in the past with courts and kings and castles in the Alps and... fluff all over... Fluff-overkill...! xD

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Hesse
As I said before, I would be surprised if there was anything to read about Hesse at all. *sigh*

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Prussia
Yes, with Hungary. *nods*

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
France
I guess so.

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Germany/Bavaria/Saxony
… You would have to bribe me, but... maybe I would... if I could write.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Hungary
Uhm... To be honest, I neither do know, nor feel like thinking about it... ^^;

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Saxony
Months ago when I finally found one... But it was very disappointing.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Switzerland
… He likes to listen to classical music while doing i- *shot*

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
France → Veneziano
We're talking about France, so... yes... and no alcohol necessary (but no obstacle either).

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Prussia and Hesse
Oooooh... Dangerous combination with a lot of hate-love (with emphasis on “hate”), I guess... But after quite some arguing and fighting I assume in the end Prussia would top.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
"Austria and Veneziano are in a happy relationship until Veneziano suddenly runs off with Bavaria. Austria, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with France and a brief unhappy affair with America, then follows the wise advice of Saxony and finds true love with Germany." What title would you give this fic?
“Sometimes the happiness lies next door”...?

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Hesse/Liechtenstein
I would feel like I'm too sane to understand this. ^^;

30. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?
America and Austria
… very odd. They'd rather remind me of a strict mother and her brat. xD

32. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?
Germany and Hungary
Hmh... I don't really find it crack actually, but... certainly not canon.

33. Is 4 het or slash better?
Bavaria
In my opinion slash, be it because of the fact that Bavaria is very Catholic, or Stoiber's (Bavaria's former boss) quotes about comparing homosexuality to devil worship and such. Not to mention that Bavaria's famous king Ludwig II. was said to be secretly homosexual. There's a lot of material to work with as writer. *nods*

34. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?
Saxony/France
Actually yes.

35. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9!
Why was Switzerland afraid of Hesse? Because Hesse is after Liechtenstein and Veneziano!
Uhm... Okay... I can see that Switzerland isn't too happy about Hesse going after Liechtenstein, but I doubt that he would be afraid of him...

36. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be?
Liechtenstein
Her brother? xD

37. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?
Austria → America
A whole lot... and since Austria is one of the world's top three beer-drinkers, I guess he can hold his liquor quite well too.

38. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?
Prussia with Switzerland or Germany
Germany. I kind of like Germancest a b-bit... *mumbles*

39. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?
Switzerland and Hesse
Rather by fighting than... other activities, if you ask me.

40. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.
Hungary and Germany
… Mulan...? xD *dies laughing about mental image of Germany singing “I'll make a man out of you”*

41. If 3 and 11 are doing s & m, who's the sadist?
Prussia and France
That is a very good question. Since I can imagine both trying/doing it, I'd say they switch.

42. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.
Hesse/America
O~h! Interesting combination, but... as much as I would have to say about that pairing (e.g. Hessian mercenaries in America, or Hesse being part of the American occupation zone after WW II), there's no song I could think of to describe it. ;__;

43. Is there any evidence for 4/2?
Bavaria/Germany
… I guess I can take Bavaria's yelling as a “No”... Ouch, my ears...

44. How hot would 7/3 be?
Hesse/Prussia
Well, since it's me, the non-Preissn-fan, filling this out, not hot at all. But I can imagine quite some fangirls drooling over this.

45. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?
Hesse → Germany and Liechtenstein
Just a moment... Didn't Hesse catch Prussia and Liechtenstein earlier, and Germany and America? Then he would probably give his little brother a talk about cheating and messing with his older brother's secret girlfriend.

46. What's 1's secret kink?
Austria
Whipped cream or chocolate sauce...?

47. How about 12?
America
Superhero/villain costumes maybe...

48. Or perhaps 10?
Hungary
Something about riding and control... that reminds her of her wild days when her horse-people terrified half of Europe

49. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?
Austria/Prussia/Saxony
“Coffee-sandwich” (Coffee, beer, coffee...)

50. How about 2/4/6?
Germany/Bavaria/Switzerland
“Sunny South” (Bavaria would have a lot of talking to do to convince Swissy though xD)

51. Or even 7/8/9?
Hesse/Liechtenstein/Veneziano
Uhm... “A day in the zoo with the kids”...? xD

52. So 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is also with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.
So Austria has a relationship with Switzerland, but secretly wants Germany. Switzerland knows this and breaks up with Austria to go pursue Prussia, who's with France. France is also with Hungary, however, who's cheating on France with Liechtenstein. Liechtenstein finds out, and cheats with Hesse, who is, in turn, cheating on Bavaria. Austria pursues Germany, who just broke up with Saxony, who's now after Veneziano. Austria gives up on this, and ends up with America, while Switzerland finally ends up with Prussia.
… Was zum Kuckuck...?

53. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.
Switzerland/Hesse
The Banker and the Stagecoach robber...?

54. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?
Liechtenstein/Austria
Switzerland won't like that... not at all...

55. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?
Germany and Veneziano
If…? *giggles* … Well, even if the rest of the world will scream “Germany” now, I prefer reversible pairings and dare to claim that they switch (at least sometimes).

56. What if it was 3 and 9?
Prussia and Veneziano
Prussia tops, but... see above... with the slight difference that I'm not sure how easily he would give in and bottom.

57. 4 and 9?
Bavaria and Veneziano
… same here, but Bavaria would indeed agree to switch... even when he yells at me for spilling that right now...

58. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?
Veneziano
Yes... I do.

59. Or 2 het?
Germany
I don't know... I don't think so, since I wouldn't know with whom.

60. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.
Saxony/Veneziano
It was in 1989, only some weeks after the Berlin Wall had come down. The eastern German state who had been prisoner in his own country for more than forty years felt as if he had awoken from a long sleep. And what does a good Saxonian do after waking up? Right, get his coffee! Real coffee, not that disgusting muckefuck Russia had made him drink before. He had been told that Italy was a master of coffee and so he found himself in a pretty little café at St. Mark's Square in Venice. When several minutes had ticked away in which Saxony had only been staring at the menu in awe, a gently smiling Italian walked up to his table. “Bongiorno! May I take your order?” Confused by the pages long list in his hands, the Saxonian looked up. “Uhm... I would like some coffee...” His sky blue eyes met with amber ones that blinked in confusion. “Ve... Which? Caffè normale, cappuccino, latte macchiato, espresso, caffè correto, caffè latte, doppio...” The Italian only stopped his explanation when he noticed the dreamy look on the handsome Saxonian's face, just in time to catch the thoughtful whisper of “I am in heaven...”.

61. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7.
Germany/Veneziano/Hesse
Veneziano is broke and asks Germany for a credit. Since Germany doesn't have enough money either, he has to ask his older brother Hesse (the European Central Bank is in Frankfurt in Hesse + Hesse is one of the three German states “in the black”). After playing the big meanie for a while, Hesse gives in and lends Veneziano some money... plus he buys the kids some ice-cream. xD

62. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?
Prussia and Hesse
… I don't have the slightest idea.

63. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12?
France and America
Suuuuuuure, lots. Pretty good ones too.

64. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
*shrugs*

[Carina Jones]

I'll have to actually really read through these at some point... but I decided to do one using Mine, Weaver's, and Chandi's cast of Head!Characters and OCs for Hetalia for personal amusement... Results varied from hysterical to I'm going to gouge my eyes out with a spork.

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First list 12 characters:
1. Colorado
2. Milan
3. New York
4. Texas
5. Florence
6. Vinci
7. France
8. America
9. Roanoke
10. Mafia
11. Sicily
12. Greece

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Florence/Mafia.
*dies laughing* OH DEAR CHRIST THEY WOULD HAVE KILLED EACH OTHER FIRST.

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
New York
No but she’s cute & fun

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Vinci → Colorado
Death by Alfred and a depressed France... Then again considering the two of them it wouldn’t probably happen…

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Roanoke
I’ve written some decent ficcish bits for him…

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
France/Milan
Well… France did want that at one point, unfortunately Milan was in love with someone else. If you take all that out and go AU of personal head-verse it could work pretty well.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?
Texas/America or Texas/Roanoke
=.= if either of these were going to happen it would be Tex/Roanoke… *looks at the boys suspiciously*

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
France → New York + America
Throw up? Just like the rest of us?

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Milan/Vinci
Yeah…. I only way that’s happening is if I try an Oedepus-esque story
Once upon a time I had a nightmare, a world twisted beyond recognition where up was down and down was up. Somehow my love loved his love, and his love loved mine and we were supposed to be together. All I can say is it was wrong and when I woke I did rejoice. – Francis Bonnefoy

9.. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Texas/Mafia
=.= that’s not possible with Mafia involved. Mafia doesn’t do Fluff unless it’s f’ing crack.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Colorado/Florence
Sometimes Time Doesn’t Heal All Wounds

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
New York/Sicily
A night at the club and too many drinks turns into a one night experiment neither will talk about again.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
France het, Roanoke slash
No idea, doesn’t exist… well… not unless you squint and he’ll deny it.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?
Roanoke
I don't really write songfics, and even if I did I can't think of any songs that would fit for him...

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Milan/New York/Vinci
There would be no warning as this could never be written. I just can’t even contemplate it.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
America → Florence
So I hear you think you’re the “master assassin”? I bet I’m better. ((I don’t know =.= I can’t see these two getting together Alf’s more likely to ask him to play assassin’s creed with him))

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Mafia/America -Well this would be dark

“So you thought you’d be the hero again America? Charging in here to save your little bitch?” Ignazio sneered. “The fact that this could be a trap that I set for /you/ didn’t even occur to you did it?” He said as he tightened the ropes holing the nation to the bed.
Alfred winced trying once again to yank free.
“I told you, these were enchanted by masters, America. Nothing here is going to break, even with your strength.” The scarred man’s face split in a menacing parody of a smile, un-blinded eye glinting with malice. “Well… nothing except you.”

((For those who want to know… a description of Ignazio(Mafia.’s face from his creator…
Bald, chisled, he has a scar that stretches from about the top of his forehead down to about his jaw line on the right side of his face. He's rather pale, and his eye (the one that's not damaged by the scar. is much like Lorenzo's in the sense that it's dark with almost a redish quality, while the other is damaged and a milky color.))

17. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
France → Milan + Greece
Be pretty damn sure it’s a dream and ask to join. And it would be a dream.

18. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Texas → Colorado
….. O.o …. Um… Does not compute…

19. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
France
Can nearly guarantee it

20. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
New York
If it exists I think so… >.>

21. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Sicily
Yes.

22. Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Milan/Texas /Florence
No… because if I tried…. Texas would be getting dumped pretty fast >.>

23. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Mafia
O.o I don’t want to think about it >.<

24. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Florence
Not long ago at all. And I’m writing one

25. What is Six's super-secret kink?
Vinci
Let me consult with France… Did I mention that he’s with France? Let’s just say Vin doesn’t seem to have complained about ropes and chocolate sauce… =.=

26. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Sicily→ Roanoke
No. Just no.

27. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
New York and France
… I want to say France, but then again… Yorkie might surprise people.

28. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Colorado and Roanoke are in a happy relationship until Roanoke suddenly runs off with Texas ((waaaaait a minute *looking suspiciously at bob & Tex)). Colorado, broken hearted, has a hot one night stand with Sicily ((O.o)) and a brief unhappy affair with Greece ((=.=)), then follows the wise advice of Florence ((well he does give good advice…)) and finds true love with Milan ((and now he’s going to kill us all)).
Roanoke & Texas Finally Admit the Truth and Ruin Everyone Else’s Lives?

29. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
France/America
IT BURNS OH GOD IT BURNS

30. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?
Greece and Colorado
… Probably quiet….?

32. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?
Milan and Mafia
Crack if it’s not dark.

33. Is 4 het or slash better?
Texas
Both! *giggles madly* Never read either really.

34. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?
Florence/Sicily
OH GOD NO. WHY DO YOU KEEP PUTTING PARENTS WITH CHILDREN >.<

35. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9!
Why was Vinci afraid of France? Because France is after America and Roanoke!
… Poor vin’s having a nightmare. No wonder he’s afraid… then again if this isn’t a dream France is going to have an angry inventor out to get him.

36. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be?
America
Captain America!

37. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?
Colorado → Greece
She doesn’t drink beer and is far too shy. It wouldn’t happen

38. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?
New York → Vinci or Milan
Yorkie Vinci could be cute. Milan’s not interested.

39. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?
Vinci and France
OH HELL YES! Because France brought the chocolate sauce.

40. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.
Mafia and Milan
A Disney movie? Closest I can come is “the fox and the hound” Where-in Milan’s the fox and lucky to not get killed, and Mafia the dog. But they don’t even make good friends.

41. If 3 and 11 are doing s & m, who's the sadist?
New York and Sicily
….. Sicily… *goes to get brain bleach*

42. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.
France/Greece
…. Once Upon A Dream, Disney’s Sleeping Beauty

43. Is there any evidence for 4/2?
Texas/Milan
Not a chance.

44. How hot would 7/3 be?
France/New York
…. It depends on the story… but usually probably not…

45. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?
France → Milan and America
He’s obviously dreaming again He likes these dreams the perv.

46. What's 1's secret kink?
Colorado
She’s too innocent to have one… she just turned bright red

47. How about 12?
Greece
I don’t want to know… maybe something involving cat cosplay -.-

48. Or perhaps 10?
Mafia
It’s no secret he like causing pain and stuff…

49. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?
Colorado/New York/Florence
Learning from your elders? The college class you’ll never admit without dying of embarrassment?

50. How about 2/4/6?
Milan/Texas/Vinci
France really needs to get laid soon and stop having these sorts of dreams =.= then again this one might be a nightmare.

51. Or even 7/8/9?
France/America/Roanoke
A Failure to Protect and too many beers…. See also the above.

52. So 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is also with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.

So Colorado has a relationship with Vinci ((that could be cute)), but secretly wants Milan ((seriously that just doesn’t work why the hell do you want them paired?)). Vinci know this and breaks up with Colorado ((he would do that…)) to go and pursue New York ((You are kidding me…)), who is with Sicily ((again with those 2…)). Sicily is also with Mafia ((ouch abusive relationship there)), however, who’s cheating on Sicily with America ((I doubt either of those is fully consentual)). America finds out and cheats with France ((BRAIN BLEACH BRAIN BLEACH HELP ME)), who is, in turn, cheating on Texas ((O.o wait what the hell they would never be together in the first place)). Colorado pursues Milan, who just broke up with Florence ((they would never break up)), who’s now after Roanoke ((O.o)). Colorado gives up on this, and ends up with Greece ((I don’t ever see that happening)), while Vinci finally winds up with New York.

Well… that’s messed up.

53. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.
Vinci/France
Zapped to the Past: An American Adventure – aka Mon Amour you really need to be more careful about /testing/ these inventions of yours.

54. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?
America/Colorado
Gouge my eyes out with a spoon. And beg for brain bleach and destroy it.

55. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?
Milan and Roanoke
I have no idea nor do I want to.

56. What if it was 3 and 9?
New York and Roanoke
See above

57. 4 and 9?
Texas/Roanoke
>.> *giggling* Texas probably

58. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?
Roanoke
I know someone who wants to…

59. Or 2 het?
Milan
Sortof.

60. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.
Florence/Roanoke
OMG... I think it will have to be a Ren!Florence for that to work… >.>

“Ve… You really need to learn to relax.” The de-aged Florentine said looking at the suited man next to him. “When was the last time you had any fun.”
The suited man gave him a flat look. “I’m at work, I’m not supposed to relax, and what does that even matter to you.”
Lorenzo smirked. “You can work and have fun at the same time.” There was a dangerous glint in his eyes, had the American only known what to look for… “Why don’t I show you?”

Yeah… would be somewhat crack probably and PWP but that’s all I can give you.

61. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7.
Milan/ Roanoke/ France

Crossover with Harry Potter. Harry, Ron, and Hermione decide to spice up their love live with some polyjuice and nick hairs off of a few random tourists who happen to be nations. Unfortunately they nearly cause an international incident.

62. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?
New York and France
Tiger and Tamer/Trainer?

63. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12?
Sicily and Greece
Nope and wouldn’t be as a couple if I did probably

64. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
Most? How about we go with who’s more likely to kill me? Florence & Mafia, maybe even Milan and Sicily, but Florence & Mafia would be first. Texas and Roanoke would want to but personal codes would stop them from doing so. Vinci would be dying of shame and embarrassment, Alfred would be using the brain bleach like me and so would Colorado – if she hadn’t died of embarrassment. I’m not totally sure on Yorkie or Greece… Assuming I let them see it.
France would love most of it =.=

[Matthew Williams]

First list 12 characters:
1. America
2. Japan
3. Rhode Island (My Rhode Island, Emily, not whatever other Rhode Island's exist in fandom)
4. Canada
5. South Italy
6. Russia
7. Germany
8. Prussia
9. France
10. North Italy
11. Turkey
12. Greece

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
South Italy/North Italy
Yes

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Rhode Island
No

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Russia → America
I know what happened, her name is Anya and she represents Alaska.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
France
Nope...oh, wait, there was that one where he was being a good Papa for Chibi!Canada...

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
Germany/Japan
...maybe?

6. Four/eight or four/nine?
Canada/Prussia or Canada/France
Canada/Prussia, because Canada/France bothers me for some reason

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Germany → Rhode Island + America
As K-chan said, "Throw up? Just like the rest of us?"

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Japan/Russia
Vaguely historical, when Japan jumped in to help keep Russia away from China.(I only knows that because of Hetalia) "He will become one with Russia. Maybe you will too, da?" "Never."

9.. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Canada/North Italy
I'm sure there is, I just haven't seen it yet.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
America/South Italy
An offer he couldn't refuse
((...I couldn't help it, I even can think of ways to make it work))

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
Rhode Island/Turkey
...plot? Oh, right...uhm....can I get back to you on that?
EDIT: In the time since I did this I found the plot - Alfred is too busy to keep taking care of all of his kids international stuff, so RI takes over the few talks that happen with Turkey about shipping him scrap metal and whatever. Working lunch becomes coffee becomes going out for supper...and at some point I will put all the pieces I have written together in a way that makes sense and post them somewhere.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Germany Het, France Slash
France Slash, probably, but I have no idea about Germany Het

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?
France
Shakin' Hands by Nickelback. France being the girl in the song.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Japan/Rhode Island/Russia
...*twiiiiiiiiiitch* Cannot think of it being written, no warnings needed if it never exists

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Prussia → South Italy
((*falls over laughing* Uhm....))
"Hey Other-Italy, wanna see my five meters?"

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
North Italy/Prussia
((please excuse if I spelled anything wrong...))
He woke to the sound of Feliciano's voice
"Ve~, wake up Prussia~!"
"Hmrh...Feli? Was..."
It was as he tried to grab the Italian that he realized something wasn't right.
"Was zum teufel! Why am I tied to the bed?"
"We~ll, last night I was showing you why your Grandpa ((I think that's what he is to them)) Germania never conquered Grandpa Rome. Don't you remember?"
As his mind kicked into gear, he remembered. Wow. He didn't know Feli had that in him. It was almost as Awesome as him, the Awesome Prussia!
"Ja, I remember."
Then he smirked.
"But I still don't believe you."
Italy gave a slow smile.
"Then I guess I'll just have to show you again, ve~!"

17. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Germany → Japan + Greece
Cover his eyes and walk out of the room

18. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Canada → America
Uhm...cuteness, fluff, and lots of love

19. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Germany
Yes

20. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Rhode Island
...I don't know if it exists...

21. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Turkey
Yes

22. Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Japan/Canada/South Italy
No, 'cause there's no way I can make that work.

23. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
North Italy
... "Germany~!"
That or "Pasta~!", really...

24. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
South Italy
Uhm...couple days at most

25. What is Six's super-secret kink?
Russia
...do we really want to think about that?
We do? Fine...
He likes being the one dominated.

26. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Turkey → France
Yes. Drunk or sober probably doesn't matter, though drunk would probably help.

27. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Rhode Island and Germany
Not even a question, Germany does.

28. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

America and France are in a happy relationship until France suddenly runs off with Canada ((typical)). America, broken hearted, has a hot one night stand with Turkey ((*camera*)) and a brief unhappy affair with Greece, then follows the wise advice of South Italy ((*dies laughing*)) and finds true love with Japan.

Love, lust, and Life

29. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Germany/Prussia
................................
No. Just no.

30. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?
Greece and America
...
I can't see it, sorry.

32. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?
Japan and North Italy
Not canon, but not crack either. I've seen fics make it work

33. Is 4 het or slash better?
Canada
...I have to choose?

34. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?
South Italy/Turkey
No

35. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9!
Why was Russia afraid of Germany? Because Germany is after Prussia and France!
*dead from laughter, will revive later*

36. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be?
Prussia
Himself. He's far too Awesome to dress up as some unawesome fictional character.

37. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?
America → Greece
I don't know...but probably a lot

38. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?
Rhode Island → Russia or Japan
Uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh O.o I don't really see either one working very well...

39. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?
Russia and Germany
Only if by "distracted" you mean Russia getting all "Become one with Russia, da? Kolkolkol" and Germany having absolutely NONE of that.

40. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.
North Italy and Japan
Mary Poppins

41. If 3 and 11 are doing s & m, who's the sadist?
Rhode Island and Turkey
.......................they might switch it up...

42. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.
Germany/Greece
Can't think of one, probably 'cause I can't see them in that kind of relationship

43. Is there any evidence for 4/2?
Canada/Japan
No

44. How hot would 7/3 be?
Germany/Rhode Island
Very

45. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?
Germany → Japan and Prussia
Once again he would cover his eyes with one hand and walk out of the room. He doesn't want or need to see his brother doing that

46. What's 1's secret kink?
America
Languages. He loves hearing his lover talk to him in their native language, whether he can understand it or not

47. How about 12?
Greece
Not a clue

48. Or perhaps 10?
North Italy
Whatever Germany is into that day Uh....

49. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?
America/Rhode Island/South Italy
Something I never want to think about ever again.

50. How about 2/4/6?
Japan/Canada/Russia
Got nothing

51. Or even 7/8/9?
Germany/Prussia/France
Teaching Ludwig

52. So 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is also with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.

So America has a relationship with Russia, but secretly wants Japan. Russia know this and breaks up with America to go and pursue Rhode Island ((Al's gonna kill him)), who is with Turkey. Turkey is also with North Italy, however, who’s cheating on Turkey with Prussia. Prussia finds out and cheats with Germany, who is, in turn, cheating on Canada. America pursues Japan, who just broke up with South Italy, who’s now after France. America gives up on this, and ends up with Greece, while Russia finally winds up with Rhode Island.

*laughing, that is made of crack and lolz*

53. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.
Russia/Germany

((Does not compute))

54. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?
Prussia/America
laugh my ass off as they attempt to out-awesome each other

55. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?
Japan and France
Not sure

56. What if it was 3 and 9?
Rhode Island and France
She refuses to be in a relationship with him, therefore it will never be an issue.

57. 4 and 9?
Canada/France
Depends. If Canada is in Hockey mode, definitely him.

58. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?
France
Probably

59. Or 2 het?
Japan
not a clue

60. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.
South Italy/France
"Get your stupid hands off me, bastard!"
"Ohonhonhonhonhon..."

61. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7.
Japan/France/Germany
Germay decides to get revenge on France in a different way, and drags Japan along for the ride.

62. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?
Rhode Island and Germany
Uh....Vampire and the vampire's bodyguard/meal?

63. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12?
Turkey and Greece
Yes~

64. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
uhm...just, just start running now, da?

[Sadiq Adnan]

First list 12 characters:
1. Turkey
2. Feliciano
3. Germany
4. Norway
5. Japan
6. Prussia
7. America
8. Romano
9. England
10. Spain
11. Greece
12. Russia


1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Japan and Spain
No, can't say that I have, would definitely be cracktastic though

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Germany
How hot? Very hot, as in dump a bucket of water on me hotc better yet, dump it on him when hes wearing a tee-shirt, that'll be hot.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Prussia ->Turkey
Turkey pregnant with Prussia's child.... well, first off soo much crack right there. But anyway, Prussia would think that Turkey was joking, then after he found out it wasn't a joke, and after he calmed down, he would make a very good father...he raised Germany after all. I think they would be very good parents...though they would fight though I'm sure.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
England
Yes, many good fics, to many to name really

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
America/Italy
Possibly, I've read some good fics where they have.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Norway/Romano or Norway/England.

I can see Norway/England more than Norway/Romano...after all, England has magic to give them a bonding ground.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
America ¨ GermanyXRomano

Probably think the world was ending as Romano can't stand the "potato bastard"...or think there was blackmail or bribary somewhere...

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
FelicianoXPrussia

Hmmm, what to choose, there are so many of these out there already...Um, Prussia is hungry and Feliciano makes him some food, only he ends up burning himself and Prussia ends up taking care of the burn.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Norway/Spain

There could possibly be one...haven't see it thought. Norway wouldn't know how to deal with spain's laid back attitude probably but at least could help keep Norway from strangling Danmarkc.maybe.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Turkey/Japan

Rebuilding the ruins.....could take place after an earthquake in either country, or the big disaster that happened in Japan.

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
GermanyXGreece

Um, Financial problems?

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
America het, England slash
Both I imagine.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?
England
Too easy, either Don't mess with me by Temposhark

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Feliciano/Germany/Prussia
PWP, Romance, Humor,

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five? (pick up here))
Romano->Japan

Probably something involving a tomato...... When you blush you look as delicious as a sun warmed tomato ((fail, pickup line is a fail))

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Spain/Romano

Romano was hurt. Spain always came to bother him and he called Spain a Tomato bastard, it was their regular twice weekly routine. With a sigh, he walked home and into the house and laid down on his bed. He wasn't hurt he didn't care about Spain. With every thought Romano lied to himself and turned away from the door. Half an hour later, Romano felt the bed dip and felt something press up against his back. "I'm sorry I missed our meeting, I wanted to find you the perfect gift and I found it. Happy anniversary." With that said, Romano found a perfect lily of the valley in front of him. Turning over, he buried his face in Spain's chest and mumbled something, which had Spain smiling before he hugged him tight. If you were fluent in Romano mumble, you would have heard "Thank you tomato bastard, but you were still late."

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
America ¨ FelicianoXRussia

America would probably either freak out or say something about how he didn't need to see that and went out to have a drink.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Norway ¨ Turkey

Dating probably or just a fact that he didn't want to lose it to Danmark who kept threating to take it and he knew turkey would make it good.


19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
America
I bet.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Germany
There's Germany het? Umcpossibly?

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Greece
Yes, I've seen some of my friends write Greece

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Feliciano/Norway/Japan
cc.possiblycif someone gave me a plot that could possible workc..

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Spain
Madre de Dios

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Japan
Um, probably a few nights ago

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Prussia
Is any of his kink's secret? He is part of the btt

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Greece¨ England
This might only happen if England were drunkcwith Greece it could do either way the sex manic that he is.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Germany and America
Probably would end up switch-hitting.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Turkey and England are in a happy relationship until England suddenly runs off with Norway. Turkey, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Greece and a brief, unhappy affair with Russia. Then follows the advice of Japan and finds true love with Feliciano.

Title: The course of true love never did run smoothly.

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
America/Romano
Many Spamaro fans would die and it might be interesting?

30. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?
Russia and Turkey.
Oh hell no, not even going to go there.

32. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?
Feliciano and Spain
Possible, could go either way.

33. Is 4 het or slash better?
Norway.
Slash better I think

34. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?
Japan and Greece
Yep, I've read it before, some were pretty good.

35. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9!
Prussia afraid of America? Because America is after Romano and England.
Is he afraid that America is more of a man than he is *shot*

36. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be?
Romano
Roy Mustangc because he would love the ability to toast the potato bastards behinds.

37. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?
Turkey ¨ Russia
Enough to get him drop dead drunk and probably not remember the event

38. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?
Germany¨ Prussia of Feliciano
As much as I love germancest, I have to go with Feli

39. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?
Prussia and America
It's possible, what with it being Prussia and all.

40. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.
Spain and Italy
Sleeping beauty

41. If 3 and 11 are doing s & m, who's the sadist?
Germany and Greece
Uhhh, I don't know if theres an answer to that one

42. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.
America/Russia...
The first song that popped to my head was Always by Saliva

43. Is there any evidence for 4/2?
Norway/Felicnao
Nope, not seen together at all

44. How hot would 7/3 be?
Germany/America
Could be very if done right

45. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?
America walked in on Feliciano and Romano.
He knew they had to be doing something of the sorts

46. What's 1's secret kink?
Tureky
Wants to be bottom sometimes, but only one has taken him up on the offer

47. How about 12?
Russia
His pipe is for more than hitting people with

48. Or perhaps 10?
Spain
That I have no ideacdon't really know much about him.

49. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?
Turkey/Germany/Japan
The threesome that never happened.

50. How about 2/4/6?
Feliciano, Norway, Prussia
Why, God why?

51. Or even 7/8/9?
America/Romano/England
The horny group who didn't care who they shagged.

52. So 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is also with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.

So Turkey has a relationship with Prussia, but secret wants Feliciano. Prussia, knowing this, breaks up with Turkey to go pursue Germany, who's with Greece. Greece is also with Spain, who's cheeting on Greece with Romano. Romano finds out, and cheats with America, who in turn, is cheating on Norway. Turkey pursues Feliciano, who just broke up with Japan, whos now after England. Turkey gives up on this and ends up with Russia while Prussia finally ends up with Germany.

Oh god this is a nightmare.


53. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.
Prussia/America.
How the west was filled with awesome.

54. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?
Romano/Turkey
How in the world did that happen o.0

55. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?
Feliciano and England
c..England

56. What if it was 3 and 9?
Germany and England
c.Germany

57. 4 and 9?
Norway and England.
c.it be a fight to see who got top.

58. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?
England.
Yep, sure do

59. Or 2 het?
Feliciano
Probably

60. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.
Japan/England

England couldn't believe it; how had he let Japan drag him to thisc.convention. With a sigh he resigned himself to being tortured. At least Japan has also dragged others here. Seeing a movement from the corner of his eye, he saw Japan's 'cosplay' costume and had to swallow. Why did the man have to look like a prisoner on a pirate shipcwhy.


61. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7.
Feliciano/Endland/America

Feliciano decides to take in on himself to teach England how to cook properly and America how to cook pasta right

62. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?
Germany and America
YMCA? I have no idea

63. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12?
Greece and Russia
Not together

64. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
Turkey for ending up with Russia so freaking much.

[jenski]

First list 12 characters:
1. Russia
2. Belarus
3. France
4. Finland
5. Japan
6. China
7. Canada
8. America
9. Germany
10. Austria
11. Ukraine
12. Lithuania


1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Japan/Austria
Ah, no. But it most likely exists. Shippers these days.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
France
......Quite beautiful. Who can disagree? C:

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
China → Russia
I-I think something is wrong here.. and China would be quite happy to not have to be called the mother. ._.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Germany
Chasing An Empty Dream by jmp22895
Read it! It's got beautiful GerIta and HRE and drunk!Prussia~!

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
Canada/Belarus
Nnn.. I've read/seen it, no, thank you.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Finland/America or Fin/Germany
Aw c'mon, Finny has Sweden~ But.. fffff.. um.. Finland and America I'd say. They had a rather good relationship when I had him here.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Canada → France + America
He'd be horrified, that's his papa and his brother! All of his life was a lie!

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Belarus/China
W-what.. 'This is a really terrifying fic. Don't read it. Or, Russia will cry.. really.. Actually, this fic is like a chain or something. Belarus stalks Russia who stalks China. Take Russia out and you've got some fucked up pairing, I guess.'

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Finland/Austria
I-I.. No?

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Russia/Japan
Oh, goodness, ex-war pair and not good friends now.. that would be angsty. But let's make it not angsty and say 'I'm Sorry I Cursed You' =w=

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
France/Ukraine
..lol.. does France need a plot in that situation?

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Canada het Germany slash
Anyone? >>

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?
Germany
Einsemkait, if that counts.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Belarus/France/China
Look, you're making Russia cry again. Also, just, France is a good enough warning in itself.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
America on Japan
HAHA.. Something really ridiculous that I'm not going to be able to think of. So in the mean time, here's America's pick-up line on South Korea: "Were you made in Korea? Because you're my Seoul mate."

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Austria/America

Fingers glided wispily over the soft white keys, a gentle pressing of each digit releasing a note into the air. Notes gradually became a rhythm, luring waves of music drifting through the quiet atmosphere and into content ears, echoing off of the lone walls, twining together in a harmonious waltz of sound... It was entrancing, at least it mostly was to the pianist, filling the silence of the house with the only thing he wanted to hear. The rest of the world, let alone, did not even have to exist at this point. Violet eyes were closed, the rest of him lead away by the song played at his fingers; and why did it have to? Those burdens were elsewhere and not in his hands, for once, a how a rare a chance this was was only meant to be spent worthily. And there was nothing he needed to worry abou--

Screech.

The Austrian flinched at the sound, shoulders hunching up, eyes reluctantly opening. Taken back into reality in the least gentle of ways, he prodded worriedly at the piano keys in hope that that wasn't where the strange sound came from. Of course not, no, perhaps he was imaging things. This is no need for getting worried or upset, he would take that away by continuing--

Screeech!

Roderich's jaw clenched, teeth gritting together as he pushed himself to his feet, turning around to face the direction in which he was well assured this time the horrific sound had come from. He plucked his gloves off while crossing over to the door and striding out of the room, pausing upon reaching the source; if it was even possible, the eerie screeching sound that had made his ears feel on the verge of bleeding was made doubly worse.

The American! He was grasping his violin by the neck in the most unflattering of ways, scraping the bow across the strings as it was nothing and not even holding it to his chin. "Uhh, dude, how do you play this thing..?" He laughed nervously, flinching at the awful excuse of sounds he was making on the instrument.

Oh, at least he had the decency to realize he had absolutely no idea what he was doing. Roderich's eye merely twitched, taking hold of one glove he had pulled off and smacking the American's hand with it. "Not like that!" Maybe he should be more so worried about the fact that Alfred had appeared in his house out of nowhere, but his beloved violin being held in such a fashion was an equally preposterous matter. He made a reach to snatch the instrument away, but the American took a step back, grinning more confidently down at the items in his hand. "W-wait, wait, I can do this~"

Tongue poking out in a try-hard fashion, he stuck the bow up at a different angle and tried again, as if that would make much difference. And it didn't. The sound was no longer possible to bear, not that it ever had been in the first place. The Austrian nation was conflicted between trying to pry Alfred's grimy American fingers off of his violin, or simply covering his ears until it was over. There had to be something else the American would be more interested in. He had nothing of what the other considered 'food', none of the strange games he was interested, ah... what sort of things was he even interested in? That wasn't something he'd ever wish to take interest in himself. Food, right? That was something he liked, a little too excessively.

Chin tilting down, he pinched the bridge of his nose between two fingers and exhaled. "I.. I will give you some cake, if you just stop that?" That was the last thing he wanted to do; he didn't want this unexpected and unnecessary company in the first place. He had enough pesters already.

Alfred immediately stopped his attempt on the violin, forgetting about the whole thing the moment he set his mind on the thought of cake. "Cake?! Aw, man, why didn't you tell me that in the first place~?" Beaming, he would have thrown his arms around the Austrian if he weren't busy running toward the kitchen already, carelessly tossing the bow out of his hand, as well as the violin, now on its way to quickly crashing to the floor..

"N-no, don't--!"

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Canada → Belarus + Lithuania
Poor Canada, traumatized again. Belarus very powerfully insists that this won't ever happen.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Finland → Russia
Nooo, Finny... e_e *hugs him* Another ex-war pair.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Canada
Surely?

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
France
Perhaps~?

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Ukraine
Possibly? How am I supposed to know these things.

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Belarus/Finland/Japan???
No??

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Austria
He doesn't use screaming, he uses an intense moment of *dramatic voice* music playing.

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Japan
I have no idea.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
China
...Probably something he wants to keep a super-secret. << >>

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Ukraine → Germany
Uhuh, DRUNK.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
France and Canada
goodlord France of course.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Russia and Germany are in a happy relationship until Germany suddenly runs off with Finland. Russia, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ukraine [......................] and a brief unhappy affair with Lithuania, then follows the wise advice of Japan and finds true love with Belarus. [Real wise, Japan.]

Something along the lines of TOO MUCH INCEST.

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Canada/America
Hello, more incest. Not that that's necessarily bad. They'd be kinda cute.

30. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?
Lithuania/Russia
...Sad? As they already once were.

32. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?
Belarus and Austria
Crack as fuq.

33. Is 4 het or slash better?
Finland het or slash
Slash because SuFin!

34. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?
Japan/Ukraine
Aah.. don't believe so..

35. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9!
Why was China afraid of Canada? Because Canada is after America and Germany..
Uh~.. first.. Canada isn't scary.. and I don't think Chi would care about that. >>

36. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be?
America
Where to start! He would be Captain America or Batman or something of course.

37. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?
Russia → Lithuania
You silly goose, Russia doesn't drink beer. >:I

38. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?
France → China or Belarus
THESE THREE AGAIN?! Bel.. Ch.. China.

39. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?
China and Canada
... Whatisthatsupposedtomean?

40. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.
Austria and Belarus
Lol. I don't even know.

41. If 3 and 11 are doing s & m, who's the sadist?
France and Ukraine
...Urgh, why?!? Ukraine is too innocent even if she had a hot one-night stand with her brother.

42. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.
Canada/Lithuania
....Awww, kinda cute.
Blackbird by the Beatles.

43. Is there any evidence for 4/2?
Finland/Belarus
Unfortunately yes, I've seen pictures and fics.

44. How hot would 7/3 be?
Canada/France
Not hot. Cute. :<

45. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?
Canada → Belarus and America
He's already scarred enough, that's the third time now.. please try again after the beep.

46. What's 1's secret kink?
Russia
Y-You can't make me answer that.
I don't even want to know.
Do you?
I didn't think so...
<//<
Having the neck touched, only if he, in rare cases, would allow someone to.[/s]

47. How about 12?
Lithuania
Um.. Being turned on by women in maids dresses pressing a knife to his jugular?

48. Or perhaps 10?
Austria
Pianos. On top of pianos. >>

49. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?
Russia/France/Japan
Well This Is Awkward

50. How about 2/4/6?
Belarus/Finland/China
Will you stop putting Russia's little sister and boyfriend together already?? And Finland's too innocent, damn you.

51. Or even 7/8/9?
Canada/America/Germany
So Germany randomly wound up in between the USA's hat and Canada's pants. >>

52. So 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is also with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.

So Russia has a relationship with China, but secretly wants Belarus. [When my two OTPs, Rochu and Belrus, collide~] China knows this and breaks up with Russia [nooo] to go pursue France, who's with Ukraine. Ukraine is also with Austria, however, who's cheating on Ukraine with America. America finds out, and cheats with Canada, who is, in turn, cheating on Finland. Russia pursues Belarus [and she doesn't accept?!? What realm is this??], who just broke up with Japan, who's now after Germany. Russia gives up on this, and ends up with Lithuania [and then she let that happen?? Woman!], while China finally ends up with France.

Story title: What.

53. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.
China/Canada
DAMN YOU WESTERNERS ARU!

54. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?
America/Russia
...Well, couldn't do anything to change it. I wouldn't mind, just as long as the rabid fangirls are kept away.

55. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?
Belarus and Germany
Belarus tops all. The end.

56. What if it was 3 and 9?
France and Germany
Lol... Germany..

57. 4 and 9?
Finland and Germany.
Waah, Germany.

58. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?
Germany
I dunno.

59. Or 2 het?
Belarus
I have! C:

60. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.
Japan/Germany
Too lazy. I'll use the excuse of this is a rather touchy subject for a certain head Germany here. >>

61. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7.
Belarus/Germany/Canada

So a stalker, an engineer and a ghost walk into a bar...

62. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?
France and Canada
France- A stripper?
Canada- Kumajiro?

63. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12?
Ukraine and Lithuania
Not sure?

64. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
Belarus. Was put with Lithuania Canada, Finland, America, Japan, China... then her brother only for him to run away with her enemy. >>

[Carina Jones]

Chose 12 states, randomized via beth picking their slips out of a hat
>.> some questions modified because I did this for states for laughs

First list 12 characters:
1. Michigan
2. Georgia
3. New York
4. Kansas
5. Iowa
6. Rhode Island
7. Texas
8. Nevada
9. Arizona
10. Colorado
11. California
12. New Jersey

1. Have you read Would you read a five/ten fic before?
Iowa/Colorado
Maybe? It could be interesting…

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
New York
Yet again… the answer is no

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Rhode Island → Michigan
… Chaos because that’s backwards. Either that or Michigan said I’m having a baby and someone got confused and it’s really Michigan got RI Pregnant?

4. Do you recall Do you think there would be any good fics about nine?
Arizona
… maybe

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
Texas/Georgia
ha... maybe I could sortof see that...

6. Four/eight or four/nine?
Kansas/Nevada or Kansas/Arizona
….. I can’t see Kansas/Arizona at all, but I can see Kansas/Nevada crack.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Texas → New York + Nevada
I’m not sure if he’d cry or be happy for Yorkie

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Georgia/Rhode Island
*blinks* …… *stares*…… *blinks again* I got nothing.

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Kansas/Colorado
No. Because there’s no such thing as Kansas/Colorado

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Michigan/Iowa
Not such an Idiot After all? Saving a Hermit for dummies?

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
New York/California
Spring break in Vegas.
((Weaver: Oh dear... I can see a jealous tex...
Me: *snickers* Don't worry Tex. They'll let you in on the Sequel!))

12. Does Would anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Texas het, Arizona slash
Yes, I have no idea.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?
Arizona
=.= I don’t write songfics

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Georgia/New York/Rhode Island
PWP, Crack

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Nevada → Iowa
Why don’t you let me teach you what you can’t learn in books.

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Colorado/Nevada
She held out the card to the dark haired boy not even daring to look at his face, she hoped he liked it. “This is for you.” She said quietly.
“Che?” Joseph took the card and opened it was obviously handmade Rin’s neat handwriting inside was clear and easy to read. He started to smile. “That’s so sweet.” He leaned over and kissed her cheek.
“Happy Valentine’s Day, Joseph.” Rin said with a small smile and a faint pink blush on her cheeks.
He pulled out a box of chocolates and presented it to her with a smile. “Happy Valentine’s Day, Rin.”

17. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Texas → Georgia+ New Jersey
Die of embarrassment possibly literally?

18. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Kansas → Michigan
CRACK!!! CRACKY CRACKY CRACK… IT MUST BE DONE TO SAVE THE PLANET HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW IF KANSAS IS THERE IT IS CRACK!

19. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Texas
I don’t think it exists, but I know who wants to.

20. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
New York
Yes.

21. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
California
Yup~

22. Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Georgia/Kansas/Iowa
No… I don’t even know how you /could/

23. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Colorado ((I don’t want to think about it))
…… got nothing.

24. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Iowa
I haven’t yet, but I love letters to Iowa.

25. What is Six's super-secret kink?
Rhode Island
Bondage, but that’s no secret. Nor is her semi-crush on Turkey.

26. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
California→ Arizona
… maybe? Drunk?

27. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
New York and Texas
… >.> depends on the day, but personally I like to joke about Yorkie Riding her Cowboy… so….

28. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Michigan and Arizona are in a happy relationship until Arizona suddenly runs off with Kansas. Michigan, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with California and a brief unhappy affair with New Jersey, then follows the wise advice of Iowa and finds true love with Georgia.

Me: any suggestions?
Weaver: Cross country bondage? O.o
Me: I LIKE IT! XD

So… Cross Country Bondage (told from omnipotent narrator or such…) , or Why Are You Asking Me (told from the point of view of Iowa)

29. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Texas/Nevada
O.o GOD NO *chokes and dies*

30. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?
New Jersey and Michigan
I’m not sure is their personalities are even compatible.

32. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?
Georgia and Colorado
Totally Crack

33. Is 4 het or slash better?
Kansas
…. NOOOOOOO *runs away*

34. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?
Iowa/California
… I Don’t think it will ever exist

35. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9!
Why was Rhode Island afraid of Texas? Because Texas is after Nevada and Arizona!
… Rhode Island is probably laughing her ass off that anyone thinks that would happen while Texas is comatose.

36. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be?
Nevada

Me – I have no idea…
Silv – Turkey........*snickers* i kid
Alex - A playboy bunny
Me - *snickers* yeah I could see that
Alex - He has the stilettos in his trunk
Me – XD *dies laughing*

37. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?
Michigan → New Jersey
…. Probably a lot….

38. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?
New York → Rhode Island or Georgia
…. For some reason I’m gonna vote RI on this one.

39. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?
Rhode Island and Texas
No

40. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.
Colorado and Georgia
((I have no idea))

41. If 3 and 11 are doing s & m, who's the sadist?
New York and California

No idea…
Alex – CALIFORNIA!
Me - Well ok then
Alex - You could see it in her eyes

42. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.
Texas/New Jersey
…. BOMB NEW JERSEY! It’s a breakup fic…
((please don’t’ take offence >.< It’s the only thing I could think of))

43. Is there any evidence for 4/2?
Kansas/Georgia
NO

44. How hot would 7/3 be?
Texas/New York
Hot? Don’t know, possibly very, they’re definitely a cute couple.

45. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?
Texas → Georgia and Nevada
… Oh look he’s unconscious again after turning a shade of red I hadn’t seen yet…

46. What's 1's secret kink?
Michigan
… Newspapers…. I don’t know >.<

47. How about 12?
New Jersey
Tomatoes and Gardening… *shrugs, asked Nicole*

48. Or perhaps 10?
Colorado – doesn’t have one and now she’s hiding in the closet after getting caught with this question a second time.

49. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?
Michigan/New York/Iowa
If you speak of this by god I’ll kill you both with my bare hands you know I will. – Sincerely TJ

50. How about 2/4/6?
Georgia/Kansas/Rhode Island
Southern comfort and crack on the shoreline?

51. Or even 7/8/9?
Texas/Nevada/Arizona
It’s getting hot in here. Will one of you please turn on the damn air conditioner already.

52. So 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is also with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.

So Michigan has a relationship with Rhode Island, but secretly wants Georgia. Rhode Island knows this and breaks up with Michigan to go pursue New York, who's with California. California is also with Colorado, however, who's cheating on California with Nevada. Nevada finds out, and cheats with Texas, who is, in turn, cheating on Kansas. Michigan pursues Georgia, who just broke up with Iowa, who's now after Arizona. Michigan gives up on this, and ends up with New Jersey, while Rhode Island finally ends up with New York.

……….. WHAT THE HELL?!

53. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.
Rhode Island/Texas
Little Rhody in the West? …. Surf & Turf?

54. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?
Nevada/Michigan
I would cry

55. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?
Georgia and Arizona
…. Arizona *picking at random*

56. What if it was 3 and 9?
New York and Arizona
Yorkie

57. 4 and 9?
Kansas and Arizona
Kansas

58. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?
Arizona
No idea

59. Or 2 het?
Georgia
No idea

60. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.
Iowa/Arizona

“What the fuck are you doing at my house.”
“Well ain’t you a ray of sunshine.”
“Die you English abuser!”
*fic dies before it gets off the ground*

61. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7.
Georgia/ Arizona/ Texas

It was a hot day… it’s always a hot day in Texas. Now what the hell are these two girls doing in his shower? Cue a comatose Tex and a lie born to embarrass the boy.
Weaver: yes, I could see Texas dying of blood loss... or at least passing out.

62. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?
New York and Texas
Cowgirl & Cowboy

63. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12?
California and New Jersey
Nope

64. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
… Either Iowa or Texas.

[Otakukid666]

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Germany spain
No

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
England
100/10 but only if he is pirate!england

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant
Italy Canada....
I would be confused

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Japan
Yes

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
Romano America,
No

6) Four/eight or four/nine?
France and Liechtenstein of France and Japan... Neither


7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
If Romano discovered England in a relationship with Lichtenstein I don't think he would care.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
one day America found an innocent man who looked younger than him lying in a ditch. Being a hero he divided to take him home and help him out.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic story?
Mayby, they are both btt


10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic
Canada Germany , I could see that ok title :
THE ONE WHO ALWAYS BEHAVED AT MEETINGS


11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
England Prussia...idfk



12. Seven x nine?
Romano Japan... No


13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?
Romano...
fucking perfect, pink

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
America England Italy
Crack pairings involved


15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Liechtenstein germany
I cut my hair to fight, to fight for you

16. Challenge: Write a title for ten/eight fanfic
Lichtenstein Spain
BIG BRUDER WOULD NEVER ALLOW...


17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Romano America Russia
He would run

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
France, Canada
.... I ...they are my otp....I...um....America dumped Canada, there!

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Romano probably

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
England
Probably

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
No

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
America France Germany
No

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Spain..
ROMANO!!!

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Germany, never


25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Italy
Pasta

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Prussia, Japan
Yes... He is Prussia after all

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
England, Romano
Pirate England, in my dreams

28) "One  CANADA and Nine JAPAN are in a happy relationship until Nine JAPAN suddenly runs off with Four FRANCE. One CANADA, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven PRUSSIA and a brief unhappy affair with TwelveRUSSIA, then follows the wise advice of Five GERMANY and finds true love with Two AMERICA." What title would you give this fic?
One that might actually happen

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Romano Lichtenstein 
Kill switzerland

30. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?
Russia Canada..hockey

32. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?
America Prussia, the awesomes, canon

33. Is 4 het or slash better?
France
Both

34. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?
Germany Prussia..
Admit it we all did germancest once

35. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9!
why was Italy afraid of Romano? Because Romano is after Liechtenstein  and Japan

36. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be?
Liechtenstein

37. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?
Canada Russia
Six

38. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?
england Italy or England America 
Iggybrows and al win

39. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?
Italy Romano
Itacest... I I I don't even

40. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.
none

41. If 3 and 11 are doing s & m, who's the sadist?
England and Prussia
Prussia

42. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.
Death


43. Is there any evidence for 4/2?
France America, no

44. How hot would 7/3 be?
Romano England
Very

45. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?
Romano America leitchtenstien
 N O 

46. What's 1's secret kink?
Canada
Maple syrup

47. How about 12?
Russia
S and m

48. Or perhaps 10?
Spain
Tomatoes

49. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?
Canada England Germany
Beer

50. How about 2/4/6?
America France Italy
America and France take advantage of Italy

51. Or even 7/8/9?
Romano leitchtenstien Japan no

52. So CANADA1 has a relationship with 6 ITALY, but secretly wants 2AMERICA. 6 ITALYknows this and breaks up with 1CANADA to go pursue 3ENGLAND, who's with 11PRUSSIA. 11PRUSSIA is also with 10SPAIN, however, who's cheating on 11PRUSSIA with 8LEITCHTENSTIEN . 8 LEITCHTENSTEIN finds out, and cheats with 7ROMANO, who is, in turn, cheating on 4 FRANCE. 1 CANADA pursues 2 AMERICA, who just broke up with 5GERMANY, who's now after 9JAPAN. 1CANADA gives up on this, and ends up with 12RUSSIA, while 6ITALY finally ends up with 3ENGLAND.


53. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such. Itacest


54. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react
Canada leitchtenstien 
I will go die now da?

55. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?
America or Japan
America

56. What if it was 3 and 9?
England and Japan
England

57. 4 and 9?
.French Japan
Frace

58. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?
no

59. Or 2 het?
no

60. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.
No


61. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7.
America Japan Romano no

62. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?
England Romano

63. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12?
yes

64. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
Canada question 3


1 Canada
2 America
3 England
4 France
5 Germany
6 Italy
7 Romano
8 Liechtenstein 
9 Japan
10 Spain
11 Prussia
12 Russia 

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