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Post by Matt Williams on Jun 3, 2012 16:45:24 GMT -5
Closet Pussy, What the fuck have you been smoking? You're not hot and if I wanted your ass don't fucking pretend like I wouldn't be making you scream like a bitch right now! Fucking virgin you don't know shit! I'm only fucking smoking pot because fruitcake fucking flushed all my cigs! Piece of shit! Who the hell would waste their shitty life going after one night stands? Your punk ass would be mine for as long as I wanted if I fucking took the time to go after you and I'd knock every bitch out who dared to look at you. Stop hatin on my soulless sexy self. Just because I steal souls and don't give a fuck for anyone doesn't mean you been to be a fucking jealous ass bitch. Shit you're annoying when you get jealous. Keep saying that when your pussy ass is hidding in the close and doesn't want to admit he loves dick. Ish Wow. Are you shitting me. Creative. Real creative. You're putting me to sleep here. Of course you'd throw that last part in. You're probably just a desperate virgin who'd go for any one night stand they could find, whether it was two-legged or not, filth. Then stop bitching to me about your cigarettes and get more. Who would? You, classless gayfuck. Seriously low, you piece of shit. 'Soulless sexy self'. You probably make out with the fucking mirror, desperate fucking whore. Deflowered years ago. Disgusting. You're giving me a headache. I am so jealous. Look at me. I want to be gay so badly, to be soulless queer, and to loose go for anyone for a quick fuck. Livin' the life, eh? No. Fuck you. You're a waste of my time, fag.
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Post by Matt Williams on Jun 3, 2012 16:50:31 GMT -5
Matt, O-okay, th-then I kn-know....? I-I'm happy you aren't in a r-rage b-because of m-me. I-It is!? I just commited a sin! Didn't I!? I'm being too cruel on me!! And ruined the name of Prussia AGAIN! R-really!? You wouldn't cut me and eat my bl-blood if you s-saw me?? O-okay, ja.. Paul Paul, I'm not sure anyone can be pissed at you. Seriously. You're the one who sent me a letter. I'm not gonna flip a lid, so chill. ....Has the other Prussian bitch been a bother? I will gladly tear his insides out if he has been bragging. .....Where the fuck did you get that from? I bite and bash but that is just fucked up. Anyways, I only use knives and certain daggers on special occasions, but who's ass did you pull that idea from?! Matt
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Jun 3, 2012 17:06:21 GMT -5
Matt,
Congratulations Matt you have contradicted yourself in order to insult me. Really come up with something new instead of calling me a whore because that shit it just old. People have been calling me a ginger whore all of my life. Just because I'm not a virgin doesn't make me a whore but it's funny that you think calling me a whore, virgin, or was deflowered as a child. All you're doing is reminding me that you're just some dumb fucking brat that lives in a fucking closet. You're annoying me so much I need to find some fucking cigarettes before I go to your house and shove that hockey stick so far up your ass that you can taste her. God damn all you do is fucking bitch that you think everyone is gay. Remember Matt I don't like fucking immature brats in my bed so have fun fucking Paul while I'm at home not giving a shit.
Stop writing to me you worthless piece of shit if you're just going to cry over a fucking headache. Fruitcake is less of a pussy than your gay ass.
Hamish
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Post by Phoenix Porter on Jun 29, 2012 7:08:06 GMT -5
Dear scary man Matt,
Um... Hello, I don't believe I ever met you but it's a pleasure to meet you even though you're nothing like big brother Matthew. If you don't mind me asking why are you here? Oops that sounded rude! I'm sorry please don't get angry with me just you don't seem to like anyone here so I'm not sure why you came. Dammit now you're probably going to call me gay or something...
Sorry for bothering you with my stupid chatter just you look so cool and I wanted to talk to you for some reason. This is probably just going to end with me crying or something because from the looks of it you'll probably end up bullying me too. You don't have to write back if you don't want. I'll understand!
Oh one last thing you know your Kumajiro is brilliant eh? My brother's is just so annoying and clingy but yours sounds so cute.
Sincerely, New Zealand
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Post by Matt Williams on Jul 29, 2012 17:44:59 GMT -5
Matt, Congratulations Matt you have contradicted yourself in order to insult me. Really come up with something new instead of calling me a whore because that shit it just old. People have been calling me a ginger whore all of my life. Just because I'm not a virgin doesn't make me a whore but it's funny that you think calling me a whore, virgin, or was deflowered as a child. All you're doing is reminding me that you're just some dumb fucking brat that lives in a fucking closet. You're annoying me so much I need to find some fucking cigarettes before I go to your house and shove that hockey stick so far up your ass that you can taste her. God damn all you do is fucking bitch that you think everyone is gay. Remember Matt I don't like fucking immature brats in my bed so have fun fucking Paul while I'm at home not giving a shit. Stop writing to me you worthless piece of shit if you're just going to cry over a fucking headache. Fruitcake is less of a pussy than your gay ass. Hamish Dickweed, Oh gag, only you would fucking piss yourself over that. Only you. And so, I applaud you, piece of shit. That, and for the fact that you have even attempted to have me give any sort of fuck about your personal life. Oh. I think you have just punctured my poor old heart, good sir. I don't know what to do with myself, so overwhelming. What, you're going to fucking cry yourself to sleep now over me bothering you? Gonna smoke your problems out some more, fuckass? No one is forcing you to come over, and I don't want your scummy ass over, either. Good luck with that. All you fucking do is complain and bitch and whine. Jesus fuck, chill the fuck out sometime. I am obviously now a desparate whore who tries every night to get into your bed. Yes. Spot on, Hamish! And where the fuck did he come from? God, now you're just pulling shit from your ass and putting words into my mouth. You disgust me. Will do. Matt
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Post by Timothy James Jones on Aug 2, 2012 13:55:38 GMT -5
Dear...Uncle Matthew..?
No...No, you're not my uncle, are you? Would you be so kind as to explain who you are, per chance?
Sincerely,
State of Iowa
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