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Post by Matt Williams on Jun 3, 2012 3:20:10 GMT -5
What the hell is the introduction for. Bitches, cant'cha read for shit, Helen Keller!?
So. Before you send me your stupid shit, just to waist me time. To spare me some life and grey hairs:
1.) I don't need an excuse ta write. Excuse you, fucker. You don't question me
2.) Don't 'ask me how I am' or any of that useless shit. Kind of like you. Useless. Y'know. Taking up oxygen. I, for one, have been bashing heads and killing shit. So don't ask. Cuz yer answer is right there- wait, you still can't read, can you. Well fuckin Whoopdedo.
It's to get my name out there. Smash the other gay, blonde pussy cake. Make sure his name isn't known. Ta keep it there. And no, I ain't talking about Germany when I say that. Or that other fruitcake.
Oh. Fun fact, motherfuckers. Polarbears are one of the most vicious animals. So if I don't want your gay shit on my hockey stick, then Kumajiro will be glad. Even I can't fuck with him. Yeah, I'm fessing up. Boo hoo. Go blow your fucking mom, worthless shit.
And look at that. You're looking here. Instead of that other fuckwad.
Matt, if you're still blind. Or just, y'know, forgot me, due to your fucking brain damage.
And PS, you're not gonna forget me again.
((2P!Matthew....isn't...the nicest.....I don't own anything, I don't, I swear, p-promisem e-eh~!! ; - ; Stop pressuring me! Anyway~ If Beth needs to talk over anything, feel free to shoot me a PM! Love ya! ^^))
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Jun 3, 2012 3:35:08 GMT -5
Listen up ass wipe!
I will not nor have I ever given a single fuck how you're doing so stop informing me not to ask. If I care how you were doing I would drug you so you might sleep! You still breathing if so that's all I care about when it comes to how you are. Oh this Germany got his heart broken and cried over it so you can add him to your gay list if you ever did have respect for General stick up my ass.
Next time I tell you I need a fucking cig warn me that Kumajiro fucking took over the bed again. I swear to fucking god Matt if I have to kick that beast in the face one more time you'll be the one kissing my boot instead of him! Last time it took kicking him five times to get it through his thick ass skull that I'm not his lunch!
You have five minutes to get ass over here before I smoke up without you!
Time starts now! Get running bitch!
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Post by Matt Williams on Jun 3, 2012 3:50:58 GMT -5
GINGER,
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME, SOULLESS LIMPDICKED BITCH!?
Shut the fuck up, you fucking prick! I'd like to see you come over and shut my mouth because I can say whatever the fuck I desire, frothing ginger! I could give less of a shit, fuckin pedo! Whatchu doing, in his life, stalking when he cries so you can shove this shit-ton on a damn letter and think I'd listen to you, thinking I'd put it on a 'gay list'!? Pussy, please!
That was fucking hilarious! I keep that shit on a leash and will tell him to chew off something else next time you order me around, ho!
I know WHAT'S going to be for lunch if you don't shut your whore mouth! Who even knows where that thing has been?! Betcha lost count, slut.
FUCK. YOU.
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Post by Paul Beilschmidt on Jun 3, 2012 3:52:10 GMT -5
Hallo Matt,
Why am I even wr-writing when you're going to make fun of me while I mess ev-everything u-up? Please don't kill me
Unwanted Loser Paul
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Post by Matt Williams on Jun 3, 2012 3:58:10 GMT -5
.....Paul, bro, what the hell did you just call yourself? I need my glasses to read your shit, one second....
.....
Dude.
Bro.
Man.
....Fuck.
Chill.
.....Jesus, I don't even know what to say back to this. Damn. Eheh...Dafuk.
Shouldn't you be the one, y'know yelling? About how much of an asshole I am? Like everyone else?
I-I mean, come ON. Bitches, please!
Isn't that...kind of impossible? To, y'know, fuck everything up?
You're weird.
Kind of gay.
But y'know.
Tolerable.
Matt
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Jun 3, 2012 4:10:28 GMT -5
THAT'S FIRE CROTCH TO YOU BITCH!
Don't be fucking jealous because I'm more heartless than you're fucking pussy ass could ever wish to be!
At least I have a prick unlike your fucking pansy ass! Shut your fucking mouth? Fine I'll fucking your face up so damn much that even France's gay ass wouldn't want to fuck it! Dumb ass you're not a fucking child anymore and I wouldn't want you ass even if it you fucking payed me! Ha don't make me fucking laugh twat. Why the hell would I want to fucking stalk some gay fucker who jerks it to fucking paperwork! Don't even fucking give me that bitch! Every bitch is on that fucking dumbass gay list even your ass is!
It'll be really fucking hilarious when I cut his fucking prick off and shove it right up your fucking ass and then make you moan his name like the gay bitch you are! Let's get this right mother fucker you're my fucking whore and keep it up and I'll sell your ass to the highest bidder!
The only lunch I'll be fucking serving is my fucking huge ass cock on a plate for you! Right now I'll getting high without you skank!
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Post by Matt Williams on Jun 3, 2012 4:30:48 GMT -5
Ginger. Dude. Turn down your fucking 'fire crotches' volume, fer one, and two, this isn't turning me on in the least. Sucks, right? I am not smoking with you or your fake herb-ish weed shit, I hope you know. Though that bossyfuckcake probably does get turned on by paperwork and apparently, and you're still everything I said you were (And are) I am no one's bitch because I have class. Now good day, horny sir!
Matt
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Jun 3, 2012 4:38:32 GMT -5
Matt,
Who said I was ever trying to turn you on? Man if that's what I wanted to do you'd be in my bed handcuffed and I'd be feeling all over you blondie so quit fucking acting like you're hot shit. That's fine because I'll just use your share to make some brownies and drug the others before the meeting. What the fuck ever Matt I don't give a shit about what some little gay ass kid says about me. You've been my fucking bitch from day one and always will me. Horny? Ha yeah right! Talking to you is a bigger turn off than France.
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Post by Paul Beilschmidt on Jun 3, 2012 4:39:09 GMT -5
Matt,
Oh mein Gott you think I'm weird and gay..Wh-what am I g-going to do? I'm so sorry! I-I-I'll try to ch-chill... ah! But what if this doesn't work!? It's over, it's all over!!
-Paul
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Post by Matt Williams on Jun 3, 2012 4:46:46 GMT -5
Paul.
Did you, legit, just apologize.
....Over what?
.....fuck, I need my glasses again.
...
FYI, Everyone is weird and gay in these books, if you haven't noticed. Dude, this is your second letter. I have Hamish on the other hand, just on his hands and knees, begging.
It's pathetic. And you're not...?
Just....don't make all of these quick wit assumptions. They're all giving me a headache.
Just one thing, why are you freaking so much? I'm not even in the mood to yell and you're scared shitless.
....Least you stopped calling yourself a loser, that's something.
Matt
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Post by Paul Beilschmidt on Jun 3, 2012 4:55:44 GMT -5
Matt,
O-over making you angry?
Y-you want me begging at you?
I'm so sorry for giving you headache, if there is any way that I can assist you... ah f-f-forget it you'd hate me anywhere near you.
I don't know! Everything's scary!!
I-I improved?
Paul
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Post by Matt Williams on Jun 3, 2012 5:03:50 GMT -5
Paul,
You're lucky I kept my glasses on, I hope you know.
Dude. I don't even know what to say without it being thought of as a threat. Or scary.
I'm not angry. Someone can't be raging 24/7
I do not. I was making fun of the ginger.
....That's just cruel. On yourself. I could care less. I'm almost always dragged around. I could care less if I was around you. Rather that then the other....albino....thing. Y'know, the ooooother asshole.
....C'mon, dude.
Matt
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Post by Matt Williams on Jun 3, 2012 5:10:12 GMT -5
Ginger,
Excuse you. I am Canadian, ya hot head. S'cuse me. Pothead. You know you'd do me. One night stand, not another word, and you'd be pleased. So zip it, ho. You gotta be mental or something to not know that, fucking scumbag soulless pothead. That's nothin' to sneeze over, gaywad.
And another thing!
I. AIN'T. NO. ONE'S. BITCH.
Ya got that?! Cuz I know people. And animals. And I'm Canadian. Point. Blank.
Matt
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Jun 3, 2012 5:21:06 GMT -5
Closet Pussy,
What the fuck have you been smoking? You're not hot and if I wanted your ass don't fucking pretend like I wouldn't be making you scream like a bitch right now! Fucking virgin you don't know shit! I'm only fucking smoking pot because fruitcake fucking flushed all my cigs! Piece of shit! Who the hell would waste their shitty life going after one night stands? Your punk ass would be mine for as long as I wanted if I fucking took the time to go after you and I'd knock every bitch out who dared to look at you. Stop hatin on my soulless sexy self. Just because I steal souls and don't give a fuck for anyone doesn't mean you been to be a fucking jealous ass bitch. Shit you're annoying when you get jealous.
Keep saying that when your pussy ass is hidding in the close and doesn't want to admit he loves dick.
Ish
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Post by Paul Beilschmidt on Jun 3, 2012 5:46:53 GMT -5
Matt,
O-okay, th-then I kn-know....?
I-I'm happy you aren't in a r-rage b-because of m-me.
I-It is!? I just commited a sin! Didn't I!? I'm being too cruel on me!! And ruined the name of Prussia AGAIN!
R-really!? You wouldn't cut me and eat my bl-blood if you s-saw me??
O-okay, ja..
Paul
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