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Post by Oliver Kirkland on May 21, 2012 20:18:36 GMT -5
'Ello Poppits,
Oliver Kirkland, here and just happy to see all these new faces!!~ I really do hope to be answering all of your precious little letters soon. Asking what my world is like and all that fun, FUN stuff. I am sure we can all be great friends, eating cupcakes together, oh it will just be lovely~
So lets get these letters on a roll, shall we~
With Love,
Oliver Kirkland
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Post by Elena Jones on May 21, 2012 20:42:04 GMT -5
....England?
Wait....What happened to Uncle Arthur....I mean...He was fine...so who are you? O.o are you like, an alien or something....wait....you make cupcakes....I take back what I said about you being an alien.
Anyway~ Since you said you're from a different world, I'll introduce myself. I'm New York, the most awesome state you'll ever meet. And don't let anyone tell you different! Especially those west coast states. >.> They like to say they're better then us on the east coast, but they're not.
So...a different world...What's your world like then? Is it anything like this world?
much love,
Elena Jones
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on May 21, 2012 20:47:17 GMT -5
Uh... Oliver Kirkland...
So wait? You're England too? How the hell does that one work out?
God I bet you're just gonna be another grumpy old tea lover riding my ass to use proper English and not call you by funny names. LAME.
Don't bother writing if you're not gonna be cool or awesome like me and my sidekicks.
America
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on May 21, 2012 20:47:27 GMT -5
Dear Oliver,
Who invited you here? Shouldn't you be with your own kind and trying to poison them with those colorful treats instead of bothering my friends? Your world is either hell made up of crazy killers or where My Little Pony was created! Why don't you go bother Fletcher instead of trying to kidnap Alfred by promising him McDonald's and some of your sweets?
Also stay out of my bed! If I wanted to wake up to your face I would invite you into my bed! Making me scream is not funny so knock it off already!
Arthur Kirkland
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Post by Feliciano Vargas on May 22, 2012 1:44:07 GMT -5
Ve, ciao, Mr. Olivier Kirkland!
I don't think I've met you before! My name is Italia Veneziano, Feliciano Vargas. I'm the northern half of Italy, and it's quite nice to meet you~ You're from another world? That's very interesting, and I hope that we can be amici. How are you, ve?
Italia Veneziano
Feliciano Vargas
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Post by Oliver Kirkland on May 22, 2012 17:48:08 GMT -5
To Elena Jones:
An Alien?...Oh no, of course not I hate those horrid things.
My world is similiar to yours, very similiar only that it is darker in nature. In a way its like the mirror or alter ego of yours, it had all the Nation's insanities or their bad halves.
With love and lots of cupcakes:
Oliver Kirkland
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To Alfred F. Jones
Yes, I am England but his Other half, his alter ego, evil twin, which ever you perfer. Oh!..And I am not grumpy like Arthur~..I am as happy as can be and love the world. If you want to call me nicknames, you may, just not bad ones~
Oliver Kirkland
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To Arthur Kirkland
Now, Arthur..That is very rude!! I thought you were suppose to be a gentleman~ I didn't want to stay in my world, its so boring, I like this world better, especially messing with you.
Oh, and I can stay in your bed as long as I want to, its techinally mine too~
Oliver Kirkland
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To Felicano:
Its nice to meet you too, Mr. Felicano~
I haven't been up to much just my usual, baking my cakes and cupcakes.
Oliver Kirkland
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Post by Feliciano Vargas on May 22, 2012 18:21:09 GMT -5
Mr. Kirkland,
Ve, cakes and cupcakes? Oooh, what kinds~? I haven't been baking too much, but Luddi is at least letting me make breakfast now, which is nice. You said that you were in 'our world' now, why wouldn't you like to be in your world? And actually...how is yours different from this one, ve? I didn't know there were other worlds like that, it's already hard enough to believe in magic sometimes. I mean, not that I don't believe that there could be life on other planets, but you make it sound more...like those parallel universes that Alfred talks about. So what's your world like, ve?
Italia Veneziano
Feliciano Vargas
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on May 22, 2012 18:27:23 GMT -5
To Alfred F. Jones Yes, I am England but his Other half, his alter ego, evil twin, which ever you perfer. Oh!..And I am not grumpy like Arthur~..I am as happy as can be and love the world. If you want to call me nicknames, you may, just not bad ones~ Oliver Kirkland Ollie, So you're the old man, but not the old man. Evil Twin? How can you be the smiley one and be evil? Interesting. Gotta say it's gonna be interesting to see an England who knows what a smile is used for still. So y'ain't gonna get pissed and try to hit me with a slipper or burn my letters or somthin'? Awesome! Alfred F. Jones - The Hero |
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Post by Ben Calteux on May 23, 2012 14:32:57 GMT -5
Dear Oliver,
Moien, let met introduce myself, I am Ben Calteux also known as the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, and it is a pleasure to meet you. I have heard of many tales and stories about your world and I would like to know more about it. What is it like? What are the people living in it like? What kind of world is it?
Your's Truely,
Ben
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on May 25, 2012 22:22:30 GMT -5
Dear Oliver,
I'm being rude? You invited yourself into my world and now I have to worry about you giving everyone candy filled with my blood or poisoning someone. How is a world filled with insane killers boring? Explain that one to me Oliver. Well find someone else to mess with!
No it is not! My bed belong only to the me of this world! I never try to steal your bed so sleep on the couch or something.
Arthur Kirkland
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Post by Oliver Kirkland on May 27, 2012 13:34:28 GMT -5
To Italia:
Oh, all types and all colors with some of my special secret ingredients inside~. Its different by its the excat opposite of this one, like you for insist, you have a other half like my dear England on here has me. Your half, Italy is...Meaner and not as happy as you. Thats why I left my world, everybody is so MEAN and RUDE~...Everybody here is an absolute sweetie pie that I just want to cook up~.
Oliver Kirkland
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To Alfie:
Why would I hit you with a slipper~...Thats mean, I would never do that to you are too cute to do that.
Oliver Kirkland
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To Mr. Grumpy(Arthur):
Yes, your being so very rude!! I may have to stuff cupcakes in your mouth aga- Oh wait, that's a waste. OH I know, I'll stuff soap in your mouth!! Ah, yes, that'll work nicely~. And I dont poison my food or put blood Even if its delicious. Because everybody is mean to me, Artie-Partie~~~...Plus I enjoy to make you squirm under me like a little ant.
Nope~!...I am still sleeping in it, my dear~
From love,
Oliver~
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on May 27, 2012 13:44:44 GMT -5
Oliver,
Mr. Grumpy? Now who is being the immature one Oliver? I'm not going to eat any of your cupcakes so don't even try to do that! There is no way in hell I'm going to let you put soap in my mouth Nancy boy! You should have your mouth washed out with the soap for even suggesting doing such a thing to me. If you don't poison your food why does everyone from your world fear you? Well maybe if you were nicer to them they would be kind to you. Artie-Partie? Oliver you're saying sexual things. I thought a good boy like you doesn't say naughty things.
Sleep in Hamish's bed! I'll lock my door!
Sincerely,
Arthur Kirkland
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Post by Oliver Kirkland on May 28, 2012 11:47:36 GMT -5
To Mr. Grumpy:
I am not immature, at least I dont cuss up a wall like you do. Oh, you'll eat my cupcakes one way or another, be it I tie you up and shove them into your mouth. Okay then, no soap, I'll just cut out that pretty little tongue of yours that you seem to love to use!~And I am not a Nancy boy!! RUDE!!... I dont know why people from my world fear me, but I don't poison them~~ And I am not to them, every single one of them~.
And that nickname doesn't suggest naughty things...Your the naughty boy that seems to think so!~
I'll pick the lock then~..You can avoid me, my dear!
With love and cupcakes,
Oliver Kirkland
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on May 28, 2012 12:11:22 GMT -5
To Alfie: Why would I hit you with a slipper~...Thats mean, I would never do that to you are too cute to do that. Oliver Kirkland Ollie, Well that's what Arty used to do when I was little and I got in trouble... I got in trouble a lot... eh-heh... Guess I was a bit of a brat. Too cute? Really dude, I'm a grown man you know. I don't really think I'm all that "cute". Alfred |
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Post by Elena Jones on May 28, 2012 12:28:12 GMT -5
Oliver,
...I guess we're on a first name basis now?
Not all aliens are horrid ya know....Tony's cool. He plays video games with me...
So a darker version of our world? ...That's....scary....Our bad halves, running around wild...but that also means they you're the bad half, right?
much love,
Elena Jones
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