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Post by Steven Kirkland on Apr 25, 2012 21:09:21 GMT -5
G'day all,
How is everyone doin'? The ripper country of Oz here! My boss said I should get involved in writin' letters again because it can help me with gettin' allies and friends and such. I also saw Kiwi had some letters goin' and decided myself that I should be writin' some again, for fun! If yoos tinnie write me a letter I'll be waitin' for one.
Your cobber, The Commonwealth of Australia.
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Post by newzealand on Apr 25, 2012 21:30:42 GMT -5
Oz,
I'm a little surprised you didn't start your intro with something like Australia is where manliness originated. It was a little weird writing to countries so far away but not hearing from my neighbour. You weren't ignoring me eh? Oz it's been too long since we spent time together! Next time you get the chance come over so we can hang out like we used to. Also leave your Kiwi jokes at home. I've already heard all of them.
-Kiwi
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Post by Steven Kirkland on Apr 25, 2012 22:21:41 GMT -5
Kiwi,
No point in sayin' it since everyone already knows, like you knew it seems. Don't be a codger, I wouldn't ignore you, Phoenix. So there are a lot of other countries sendin' stuff? Is Seppo still sendin' letters out? Pommie, how 'bout him? Why do you call Britain mum anyways? He's a man, isn't he? It makes you seem like such a sheila. Been missin' me you have, huh? A'right Kiwi, real soon. I haven't been all too busy, bored shitless actually. It has been yonkers. How about you? Are you busy anytime soon? I'm free for a while. Just worryin' 'bout the norm, the ozone layer and all.
- Oz
*Seppo= American *Yonkers= a long time *Codger= fool *Sheila= girl *Pommie= British
((Ah sorry for all the questions!!!))
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Post by Safarina Lee (Pei Xing) on Apr 25, 2012 23:05:14 GMT -5
Auzzie!
Hi! It's been so long! Glad that you finally managed to open your mailbox.
So have you been? Keeping up with the good times so far? It gets kinda irritating sometimes doesnt it? Very sien. But whatever lah, write to me back okay? And why you never add me on chat? You dont wan chat with me ah? Wa lao eh, dont be so lidat lah... Okay lah, okay lah, I leave you be for now. Better write back to me okay? I long time never hear from you, very sad you know. You like my buddy, budden you disappear, wa lao!
Anyway, must write back to me ah? Must ah must ah? Dont make me unfriend you on fb ah?
Singa
+Sien- a feeling of uncomfotable unhappiness. Kind of like not satisfied. Similar to the tone when someone says "How boring. tsk!" wan- how we pronounce want Wa lao- a general cry of dissatisfaction. I think it means 'My father' in Chinese dialect. lidat- like that udden- but then ah- a common way to stress something
When Singa is excited, or happy, she starts to speak Singlish. Just tell her to stop and that you cant understand and she'll try to reel herself in. ^^ +
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Post by Steven Kirkland on Apr 26, 2012 10:22:31 GMT -5
Sin'a,
G'day mate! It has been long. My boss said it was a bonzer idea, and I thought myself that it would be fun.
Bonzer I'm doing, and completely! It's been a little slow here so writin' letters will be fun. Meetin' friends and talkin' to people I don't talk to that often, ya know. Irritatin'? What are you sayin' there, Sin'apore? A-okay, 'course I'll write ya. I am right now, hah! I wouldn't dream o' not sendin' you a letter. Yes, I know it is. You ever talk to Kiwi? I wonder if he talks 'bout me a lot, bein' the guy I am.
Man, you really want my letters do ya?
- Oz
((Yeah, I get it. Oz kind of talks backwards compared to American English and uses some pretty weird slang, hard to understand too.))
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Post by newzealand on Apr 26, 2012 14:37:32 GMT -5
Oz,
I don't think you're all that manly, I only said that because you think you're manly compared to me. There are countries like Turkey and Sweden who make you look girly. Well America forgot me so I wanted to make sure I wasn't turning into Canada or anything. America is probably a dodgy source to find out if people are forgetting about me. He ever had the nerve to tell me to grow up! He's also getting married to someone he hasn't known that long. Write to him if you want but you might end up just making him angry. He still writes but just like always he's usually in a foul mood. Well after acting like a woman when America left I realized he can't be dad and another that threats my bum with a slipper or cane is not my brother. Take that back! I don't sound like a girl for calling him mum! You're my favorite brother and I haven't seen you much sing a little after the rudby world cup. I'm not busy so come over when you get the chance. If you come over early enough I can make you brekkie! I'm still worried about my poor endangered animals.
Cheers, Kiwi
P.S. I don't talk about you a lot. I only tell people about the time I lost a bet to you and ended up having to wear a little Bo Peep costume.
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Post by Steven Kirkland on Apr 26, 2012 16:40:59 GMT -5
Kiwi,
So cruel! You better believe I can bail you up until you cark it! 'Course, I never would. I'm still more manly than you and that's what counts bet'een you and I. America forgot you!?!? Bastard, how could he forget you!!? People can't remember you I can't believe. Phoenix, you are great right where you are. You are grown up enough so don't listen to someone who can't even remember you. So crook. Any reason why he's so cranky do you know? Callin' him a woman, ha! That's fair dinkum. You kind of do, I won't lie. I'm just kiddin' Kiwi. Bloody oath. Favorite brother, and the same you mine, to admit. How'd this weekend sound to you? I'd love some brekkie from you, I'll bring over the grill and we can have a barbie later in the day or some cut lunch! How's this weekend or next week sound ta you? I could chuck a sickie next week. Our part of the world has lots o' animals that no one else knows about or has so i's hard to keep them aro'nd.
Dinky-di, -Australia
P.S. D'awww, don't pretend sheepshagger! I remember that outfit, ha!
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Post by Safarina Lee (Pei Xing) on Apr 27, 2012 4:45:11 GMT -5
Aussie,
Very fun fight. Get to meet people and make frien.
Ah, good, good. Yah, I know. Stupid homework and everything. Not like I haven done it a million gabajeelion times anyway. Budden you oso very carefree what. So lucky. Ya, lah, not irritating meh? Got this problem and that problem and whatever and whatever. Ya lah, the problem from Europe, but later we oso affected what.
Yah, yah, he still very cute and shy shy. Budden I think ah, you closer to him so I oso donno he always lidat or not. No he never say much about you e'cept some things, budden I oso never write to him often. Ahahaha..
You wan me dowan your letters ah? Can oso...
Singa
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Post by newzealand on Apr 30, 2012 21:38:59 GMT -5
Oz,
You're such a bully! If I ever could do that to you I would never point it out just to prove who is stronger. You're not more manly! Just because you have bigger muscles and have probably lost your virginity before me since I still haven't lost mine doesn't mean you're more manly. I can't believe he forgot me when he's our brother. He said he didn't forget me just things about me but I had to call myself a sheep for him to remember what I look like. Why does he remember you but not me? I was in the alliance too! Thanks Oz! I always need my big brother to help me up when others pick on me. You always were a better brother than America. You even would get me out of trouble when we were little. Well he was engaged but called it off and Scotland has been in a deep dark depression so there are many reasons why he might be cranky. Don't tell him I called him a woman. Really?! I'm your favorite Oz? You need to come this weekend and stay awhile so we can spend time together. You were gone for too long so you don't get the guest room! You get to share my bed! That's because the others love to let their pets free on our land and don't realize that means our animals might die.
Cheers, Kiwi
P.S. Stop calling me that. I bet if you had a crush on me everyone would call you the sheepshagger. I'm sure you do remember that outfit since it made me have to wear woman's knickers. You probably enjoyed that outfit more than anyone else.
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Post by Steven Kirkland on May 2, 2012 19:17:30 GMT -5
Sin'a,
So you've been havin' fun on here? Oh, so have you made a lot of friends due to letters?
Hah, yeah! Stuff you're learnin' same old same old? Yeah, just be glad you don't have to deal with all this evil paperwork. Sounds like you should be takin' somethin' a bit more advanced? Usu'lly I don't have much of anything to do, so I hang out with New Zealand or my wild life. Don't worry 'bout being busy, things will blow over. Too bad, I hope things get better, and real soon. We are all effected by each other these days.
Cute and shy, that's right. Kiwi insists that he's not. Figures, I can't exactly judge him about sayin' stuff 'bout me while I am talking of him right now.
Hah, 'course I want you to write me letters.
Dinky-di, Australia
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Post by Steven Kirkland on May 2, 2012 20:24:42 GMT -5
Kiwi,
I'm a bully? Hmmm, a real big, nasty one right? Well, we are different. You're doubtin' my strength... Yes I am! Well, what makes someone consider'd more manly than another? I would never forget a brother, no matter how far away they are. You don't look that much like a sheep. Maybe the curls, but I like your curls. They do identify you, and I think they're cute. That's a question I can't answer. He has a selective memory for what I can see. I would bring you back into an alliance in a wink. 'N I'll always be there when you need someone ta be there for you. Really? Err, thank you! I'd do anythin' for you, you name it. Engaged? Geez, how long have I been gone! Well, for him to be happy I hope. Poor Scot, Do you know what happened? No worries, I will won't. 'Course, Kiwi. No question 'bout it... but I'd rather not be spreadin' that 'round, I'd hate ta be rude 'bout it. Yeah, I'll come over! Friday or Saturday, do you think? Bet the guest room has been collectin' dust, huh? Tha' sounds a'right. They don't realize how rare our animals are either.
Dinky-di, Australia
P.S Ha, botherin' you Kiwi? I-is that right?! I remember it, no doubt! Ha! It was fun to see you dressed up like that.
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Post by newzealand on May 2, 2012 20:47:19 GMT -5
Oz,
Yes, you're a big mean bully! I'm not doubting your strength I just know you're making yourself sound stronger than you are! I don't know! Maybe we should make the others vote on who is more manly since I know you're not more manly that I am! You wouldn't ever forget me? Oz you're a good bro sometimes. I know I don't much with my curls everyone always compares me to a sleep. Sheep are cute so what's wrong with looking like one? My curls are something I only have so I like them too but I hate when they are pulled on. It makes me feel funny and I don't like that. From how much we were around him when little he should remember us. That's because you're a good bro and want to make me happy. He hasn't even be with her for a year so I don't think they can really be in love. Scotland's boyfriend whore France broke up with him after ignoring him for a few months. Oz if you tell him that he might hit me! Don't worry I won't tell anyone how much you love me. Friday! If you come over Friday that means we will have all weekend to spend time together. Yes, since you haven't been over the guest room is a little dusty.
Cheers, Kiwi
P.S. Why did you stutter? It's not like you really do though someone else once thought we were a couple. You're a pervert for enjoying it!
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Post by Safarina Lee (Pei Xing) on May 3, 2012 22:07:10 GMT -5
Aussie,
Yup, I have. I've met America's kids, and they're nice, and I met Turkey, who is really nice.
Yah! Okaylah, not everything the same. I so bored the ministry went to make all exams and syllabuses harder alady. Good lah, but still boooooooring... Psh! I need to do homework.. AND paperwork! You so lucky... Aboden, I should be taking harder stuff! Flowerpot la, I read uni professors works when I'm bored! Wah, got so much free time ah? Soooo luckyyyy... I wan exchange life can annot..? But yah lah, sounds fun. I hope so lah...
Ahahah! Pot calling, ah you? But at least you not so over the top, got ego so big.. Aiyaah.... Don like one when people liddat. Eh, so anything new with you?
Ahahahaha! You better man you!
Singa
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Post by Steven Kirkland on May 4, 2012 16:38:35 GMT -5
Kiwi,
A big mean bully, hmm? Okay, whatever you say. (hint of sarcasm) So your sayin' I'm a liar now? I'm not full of myself I know what I'm talkin' 'bout! Ha! Like they would vote you manlier! Le's have 'em take a vote, because there is no way you would win! That aside, 'course not, your my brother. Thank you cobber! It means somethin' special to me that you would say that. Tha's a little bit weird of a description of you. I guess tha's how some people remember you then? Ha, you would say that! Who has been pullin' on your hair? Weird, huh? I'll keep that and all in mind... Tha's dinkum, a brother how could he forget? Then again, I do think he only remembers who and what he wants, a selective memory per say. 'Course I do, Phoenix. I don't know, but I think it's possible. Of course I see where you can be skeptical 'bout this. Bein' happy is all that matters I think. That must've been terrible for 'em. Geez, I hope he'll be a'right. Hit you, I'm the only one I'd allow to do that. I doubt he would hit you anyways. Hmmm? T'day? That sounds great!! Yes, that seems good. Then I'd rather be in your room then in the dusty one.
Dinky-di, Australia
P.S N-no reason. Geez, calm down kiwi. I-it was no-nothing....! Not a pervert, but very entertained. Ha!
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Post by newzealand on May 7, 2012 18:20:12 GMT -5
Oz,
Don't worry I'm just kidding with you! I know you're not a big mean bully really because you're always protecting me from others or at least you did when we were little. Oz don't be a brat because we both know you're stronger though you don't have to point it out. Maybe I will win because they think I'm cute? People don't even seem to remember anything but weird things like that when it comes to me. You might be the only other country who usually can remember me. No one for a while but usually Wy, America, and Sealand pull of my curls and I don't like it. Wait! Why are you going to keep that in mind? That is possible since he only seems to care about some people like his girlfriend and mum. Oz he's probably not even going to invite us but if it doesn't work out I have a feeling we will have to be part of the crying fest. Mum still sees us as children so I'm not so sure that he would refrain from hitting me. You keep my bed warm so I love sharing a bed with you.
Cheers, Kiwi
P.S. Oz promise if you ever have a crush on someone you'll tell me!
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