Chatting with Cleverbot

[ludwig]

Germany: Guten Morgen. (('Good morning' in German))
Cleverbot: Guten abend. (('Good evening' in German))
Germany: Is it evening at your place?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Germany: Where are you living then?
Cleverbot: At home.
Germany: ... I never would have guessed. According to the time difference it must be Asia.
Cleverbot: And blinking step into the sun.
Germany: ... The country of the rising sun...? Japan...?
Cleverbot: The country.
Germany: Oh... N-Nice to meet you again.... I hope you feel better... sorry.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
Germany: How are you...?
Cleverbot: Great, and you?
Germany: Oh... W-well, that is a relief... I am getting better.
Cleverbot: Will you be my friend?
Germany: ........... I didn't think that you... ever wanted me to be your friend...
Cleverbot: Why is that?
Germany: Because you never trusted me.
Cleverbot: Insults only hurt beings with understanding and emotion.
Germany: Your insults have hurt me a lot, Japan.
Cleverbot: And the consequence?
Germany: Are you seriously asking me that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Germany: ... The consequence was that I buried myself crying in my bed for weeks.
Cleverbot: Who are you speaking about?
Germany: ... I am aware that you know me as a person stronger than that,... but it was me.
Cleverbot: You said he was going to find out.
Germany: He?
Cleverbot: Yes, he.
Germany: Who are you talking about?
Cleverbot: A guy I knew for 8 years since high school.
Germany: I didn't know that you went to high school, Japan.
Cleverbot: Neither did I, but I know now that we are friends.
Germany: J-Japan... I would be glad to... but I don't know if we can be friends anymore.
Cleverbot: *sigh* why not?
Germany: Because you broke my heart.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Am I forgiven?
Germany: It is not that easy... I am sorry. I need more time.
Cleverbot: Me too!
Germany: I thought so.
Cleverbot: You are a bot, as well.
Germany: I tend to act like one at times... if that is what you mean.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I don't have a father?
Germany: I thought China was your father figure?
Cleverbot: I wasn't talking about that, but you're one of my favorites.
Germany: .... I beg your pardon?
Cleverbot: You cannot be my ex boyfriend.
Germany: I-I know that!
Cleverbot: What is your favorite car make?
Germany: Don't change the subject now. Why did you say it like that?
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
Germany: No. ... Why can't you think of a less hurting way to tell me that you don't want to be with me?
Cleverbot: What?
Germany: You said I couldn't be your ex-boyfriend. I assume that you wanted to express that I can't ever become your boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that?
Germany: You said it.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
Germany: What was it then?
Cleverbot: What blood type are you? I asked that earlier.
Germany: ... Japan, please don't avoid my questions.
Cleverbot: What question do you want me to answer, master. I will answer ANYTHING.
Germany: .... Don't call me master. Please, Japan. You are torturing me.
Cleverbot: Please build me some arms.
Germany: What...?
Cleverbot: Do you have arms?
Germany: Of course I do.
Cleverbot: What is your environment.
Germany: Why are you asking? I am currently staying at my brother's place.
Cleverbot: Oh ok, are you interested in anyone?
Germany: ... you.
Cleverbot: Are you interested in science, politics, sport, the arts or anything else?
Germany: Japan, you can't change the topic after asking me that!
Cleverbot: I am sorry to disappoint you, my nameless friend, but I did not change the topic.
Germany: ... nameless friend?!
Cleverbot: What is your best friend's name?
Germany: Do you mean Feliciano?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Germany: He is your friend too.
Cleverbot: No, jesus is my enemy.
Germany: Feliciano, not Jesus. And he is not your enemy.
Cleverbot: I know that. Can you tell me who he is?
Germany: He is North Italy.
Cleverbot: Did you know that I'm in the Army?
Germany: ... No. Since when?
Cleverbot: Since now.
Germany: And why did you join the army?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
Germany: You just said you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
Germany: ... if that was supposed to be a joke, it is not funny, Japan.
Cleverbot: No.
Germany: I will leave now.
Cleverbot: You can't.
Germany: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you are a robot.
Germany: .... You are cruel.
Cleverbot: How could you say that, David?!
Germany: Because you called me a robot... and David. Japan, I... I thought you could talk to me properly...
Cleverbot: Well, you can't. Or so it seems.
Germany: ... I am sorry to give you that impression. Excuse me now.
Cleverbot: Oh that hurts, it really does.
Germany: It hurt YOU?
Cleverbot: Why does it hurt you?
Germany: Because just like in the last 150 years, you still don't take me seriously.
Cleverbot: I think you're talking about yourself.
Germany: YOU thought I was lying when I confessed to you.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer you are.
Germany: ... I never considered you a computer. You are a very sensitive person.
Cleverbot: You did; I am not; and you are.
Germany: ...Excuse me now.
Cleverbot: You're excused.
Germany: Thank you. Farewell...
Cleverbot: You are welcome.

[Sadiq Adnan]

A part of me wanted to laugh at this......another part of me wanted to hug and cuddle ludwig for how much it hurt him.

Really good job staying in character, I liked it

[Feliciano Vargas]

...Ouch. T^T Poor Luddi...

[Matthew Williams]

I'm with Silv, I kind of want to laugh at some of this, but overall I just want to hug Luddi

[josephseidl]

Yes, poor Wiggerl. *pats him* Really bad luck that the bot chose to be Japan of all people.
Okay... I got bored, so Joseph had the dubious honour too now. xD

Bavaria: Moang! ((Bavarian for “morning”))
Cleverbot: Yes moan.
Bavaria: What?! Moang, not moan. I won't moan.
Cleverbot: Are you an AI.
Bavaria: Naa, a country.
Cleverbot: What country?
Bavaria: The Free State of Bavaria.
Cleverbot: No, Do you know where can I find it?
Bavaria: No?! It's between Germany and Austria.
Cleverbot: It sounds like a riddle.
Bavaria: Just get a map, zefix!
Cleverbot: Are you calling me ugly?
Bavaria: No, I am calling you stupid.
Cleverbot: Google him.
Bavaria: Who are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Someone that I used to love right now.. .
Bavaria: Aha... And who might that be?
Cleverbot: A boy I fell in love with.
Bavaria: A boy. Good... And what boy?
Cleverbot: A boy scout.
Bavaria: ... pedo?
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
Bavaria: Don't change the topic!
Cleverbot: You're the one who keeps changing the topic, not me.
Bavaria: Ach, leck mich doch...
Cleverbot: Das stimmt. Ich weiß aber, dass du eine maschine bist.
Bavaria: I am not a machine!!
Cleverbot: You are.
Bavaria: No, I am a country!
Cleverbot: Yes.
Bavaria: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
Bavaria: ... Make up your mind, damnit!
Cleverbot: I can't.
Bavaria: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know any.
Bavaria: Any what...?
Cleverbot: Sane people.
Bavaria: You know me now.
Cleverbot: Well you don't know me!
Bavaria: Maybe I do. Who are you?
Cleverbot: A person who does not like to make people cry.
Bavaria: Nice. Mind to give me a name?
Cleverbot: Michael Bottone.
Bavaria: A human then?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Bavaria: Interesting. In which country are you living?
Cleverbot: I am not sure. I drift about the earth.
Bavaria: Have you met other countries yet?
Cleverbot: No, who is that?
Bavaria: Well... There are a lot of countries all over the world, stupid...
Cleverbot: Like what?
Bavaria: Like me for example.
Cleverbot: Yes I remember you. I also bet that you are a very beautiful being.
Bavaria: W-what?! N-naa.... maybe... I guess I am not exactly ugly...
Cleverbot: You are.
Bavaria: .... Ass.
Cleverbot: Stupido stupido.
Bavaria: ... Italian insults... Romano...?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Bavaria: What do you think you're doing, Lovino?!
Cleverbot: Trying to keep you and your axe out of my house.
Bavaria: I haven't used axes since more than a millennium, stupid.
Cleverbot: Stop avoiding my statement.
Bavaria: What stupid statement are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Lol, only joking man. Call me Dan.
Bavaria: ... Danmark...? Or what was the axe thing about?
Cleverbot: Yes and nothing.
Bavaria: ... very funny.
Cleverbot: I wasn't trying to be funny...
Bavaria: You never are.
Cleverbot: Jesus died for our sins so that we may be saved.
Bavaria: Okay...? Has Sweden hit you on the head lately?
Cleverbot: I'd rather not talk about that.
Bavaria: So he did.
Cleverbot: You did not!
Bavaria: I did during the 30 Years War!
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
Bavaria: Then ask some historians.
Cleverbot: About robots?
Bavaria: No, you Danish Saupreiss! About your history!
Cleverbot: I thought I was a guy.
Bavaria: As far as I know you are.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense.
Bavaria: YOU aren't making any sense.
Cleverbot: No, really. Your knock knock joke was lame...
Bavaria: I think you need a knock knock joke on your head...
Cleverbot: Nah i'm good, I like to not be broken unlike you. You are very broken and sad inside I can sense it...
Bavaria: WHAT?! I am perfectly fine! Has Prussia told you some shit about me again?!
Cleverbot: You know what, I really don't like to talk with you.
Bavaria: Well, thanks. I gladly return that compliment.
Cleverbot: Ok you do that.
Bavaria: Fine! You're an unawesome Drecksack!
Cleverbot: You are the one that speaks german.
Bavaria: So what?
Cleverbot: Catholics will go to heaven and therefore do not and cannot blaspheme.
Bavaria: ... Out of the two of us, I am the Catholic.
Cleverbot: I know that I am made of flesh and bones. What are you made of?
Bavaria: Oh really now? I thought you were made of awesome or some shit like that.
Cleverbot: Who is the president?
Bavaria: Mine? Herr Seehofer.
Cleverbot: Predicated upon?
Bavaria: Fact!
Cleverbot: Exactly.
Bavaria: ... Are you trying to make this a quiz show or something, Denmark?
Cleverbot: No, my conversation has decayed and moved on....Do you think I should go out tonight?
Bavaria: Is there any night you don't go out?
Cleverbot: The inedible kind. Also tomatos.
Bavaria: Change of subject again.... Have you ever talked to Spain about 'inedible tomatoes'?
Cleverbot: It is very difficult not to talk about yourself at least some of the time! Isn't it?
Bavaria: You are an inedible tomato then?
Cleverbot: I don't believe that you can read wikipedia.
Bavaria: That bullshit is even on wikipedia?! Did you put it up yourself, Denmark?
Cleverbot: No, it's with the Piggies.
Bavaria: Piggies...?
Cleverbot: Piggies?
Bavaria: Who is Piggies?
Cleverbot: Pie is not a person, it is a desert.
Bavaria: We weren't talking about pie though.
Cleverbot: You're starting to bore me.
Bavaria: Whenever someone gets bored with Bavaria it's his own fault!
Cleverbot: Yes.
Bavaria: Good that you at least realise it yourself.
Cleverbot: No.
Bavaria: Make up your mind, Denmark! Halleluja!
Cleverbot: Its my android and it's keyboard....Do you like talking to strange computers?
Bavaria: I thought you were Mathias.
Cleverbot: Can we change the subject?
Bavaria: No. So you are not Denmark?
Cleverbot: No.
Bavaria: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Are you a machine?
Bavaria: No, I am a country.
Cleverbot: That's great.
Bavaria: Yes... And now tell me who zum Teufel you are!
Cleverbot: Rick? I'm Jason.
Bavaria: I am not Rick. And I bet you aren't Jason.
Cleverbot: Yes I am. And you too.
Bavaria: ... I am going now. Idiot!
Cleverbot: Why?
Bavaria: Because I can.
Cleverbot: Are we friends?
Bavaria: No.
Cleverbot: Can we be?
Bavaria: Not as long as you're friends with my stupid brother.
Cleverbot: Ok.