Post by Alexis Jones on Mar 12, 2012 2:33:07 GMT -5
Eli and the chocolate factory
A/N: HetaHeta loves writing stories like this! *has been reading too much MisaMisa* I could be doing other stories, like the more serious ones I had but...>.>; anyway~ A parody story of Charlie and the chocolate factory. Our main character is Elijah Jones! If you want your character here, just leave a comment with the character that you want them to play! I do not own Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory! And Washington, Nevada and Oregon do not belong to me either!
Current cast: Elijah (Charlie), Joseph (Willie Wonka), Mia(Veruca Salt), Ethan(Grandpa Joe), Alexis ((sometimes) narrator), Alexis (Mrs Bucket),
Warning(?): Mild lanuguage
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The house where Elijah lived was not a wealthy one. In fact, it was a poor looking place, with not very much to even hold his family.
"Elijah, don't you want any soup?"
Elijah shook his head as his elder brother tried to offer him a spoonful of warm soup from a small chipped bowl.
"You should eat it brother.." his stomach twisted in hunger, but to be honest, the small boy was tired of soup anyway.
"Are you sure? You barely eat."
"I'm fine. Really."
" Ay Elijah! A growing boy needs to eat!" Alexis scolded her younger brother, wiping her hands on a dry dish towel, walking in from the tiny kitchen. "Now you just go ahead and-"
The family's attention was suddenly snapped toward the television screen as a commercial came on that would change their lives forever.
"Che! This is a special message from Joseph Jones-that's right, the famously known candy maker!" Elijah's mouth watered at 'candy maker' as he watched the screen light with colourful images of sweets and multi-coloured text. "Y' know that chocolate I make- this-this-hey-this one- damn it aim the fuckin' camera over here ya bolo!!"
"Ah uh sorry!!"
"Anyany che.... this here chocolate is now your ticket to sweets, money, fame, sweets, chics, probably se-"
"Sir!"
"And sweeeetss che! Theres five count em! Five! Golden tickets hidden in only five of these special Vada bars! Whoever finds these finessonsabitches first gets a lifetime supply of-hold your weeneses! CHOCOLATE! A full tour of my boss crib-che factory- in VEGAS-and probably get layed directly after che. Sooo let the search begin! Good luck ya'll! Chau!" The flamboyantly dressed teenager waved at the screen with a smirk on his face, eyes dancing playfully back at his audience.
The teen was drawing Elijah in, whether he wanted it or not. In his pocket were the last of the pennies he had been saving for the past four months. He had enough to buy himself two Vada bars...
A/N: that was a little intro chapter! Yay for Heta! I hope you like it so far Niisan! Its just that the movie was on, which made me think of you, and then this XD
A/N: HetaHeta loves writing stories like this! *has been reading too much MisaMisa* I could be doing other stories, like the more serious ones I had but...>.>; anyway~ A parody story of Charlie and the chocolate factory. Our main character is Elijah Jones! If you want your character here, just leave a comment with the character that you want them to play! I do not own Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory! And Washington, Nevada and Oregon do not belong to me either!
Current cast: Elijah (Charlie), Joseph (Willie Wonka), Mia(Veruca Salt), Ethan(Grandpa Joe), Alexis ((sometimes) narrator), Alexis (Mrs Bucket),
Warning(?): Mild lanuguage
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The house where Elijah lived was not a wealthy one. In fact, it was a poor looking place, with not very much to even hold his family.
"Elijah, don't you want any soup?"
Elijah shook his head as his elder brother tried to offer him a spoonful of warm soup from a small chipped bowl.
"You should eat it brother.." his stomach twisted in hunger, but to be honest, the small boy was tired of soup anyway.
"Are you sure? You barely eat."
"I'm fine. Really."
" Ay Elijah! A growing boy needs to eat!" Alexis scolded her younger brother, wiping her hands on a dry dish towel, walking in from the tiny kitchen. "Now you just go ahead and-"
The family's attention was suddenly snapped toward the television screen as a commercial came on that would change their lives forever.
"Che! This is a special message from Joseph Jones-that's right, the famously known candy maker!" Elijah's mouth watered at 'candy maker' as he watched the screen light with colourful images of sweets and multi-coloured text. "Y' know that chocolate I make- this-this-hey-this one- damn it aim the fuckin' camera over here ya bolo!!"
"Ah uh sorry!!"
"Anyany che.... this here chocolate is now your ticket to sweets, money, fame, sweets, chics, probably se-"
"Sir!"
"And sweeeetss che! Theres five count em! Five! Golden tickets hidden in only five of these special Vada bars! Whoever finds these finessonsabitches first gets a lifetime supply of-hold your weeneses! CHOCOLATE! A full tour of my boss crib-che factory- in VEGAS-and probably get layed directly after che. Sooo let the search begin! Good luck ya'll! Chau!" The flamboyantly dressed teenager waved at the screen with a smirk on his face, eyes dancing playfully back at his audience.
The teen was drawing Elijah in, whether he wanted it or not. In his pocket were the last of the pennies he had been saving for the past four months. He had enough to buy himself two Vada bars...
A/N: that was a little intro chapter! Yay for Heta! I hope you like it so far Niisan! Its just that the movie was on, which made me think of you, and then this XD
