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Post by Peter Kirkland on Mar 9, 2012 1:11:12 GMT -5
Woorrrld!,
Oy! I'm Sealand, but you should know that! I'm a micronation, just 11 km off the coast of that English furry brow who thinks he's all cool and stuff....bossing Sea-kun around.....*Sniff*
Prince Roy has been giving me a bedtime now a-and I-I, h-he's such a jerk! Prince my butt....
Well, I heard about letters and thought "What's a better way to get myself noticed as a nation other than this, desu-yo!?" So send your letters in, cuz I'm super super excited to meet everyone and what has been going on out there, desu-yo!
Sincerely.....
Drumroll, please!
Sea-kun!
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Post by Denzer Sabahattin Adnan on Mar 9, 2012 22:12:33 GMT -5
Sealand,
You aren't recognized... not even by your older brother. But maybe, if other people choose to recognize me, I will recognize you myself. How are you?
TRNC
PS. How does England bother you? He is not too harsh to you, is he?
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Post by Peter Kirkland on Mar 12, 2012 16:58:10 GMT -5
TRNC,
Well that was a mean way to start off! See? You're just a big fat hypocrite....hapocrite.....hippoki....err....
You're not noticed yourself. It's hard to start off, desu-yo.
Me? Sealand is doing great! His goat just ha more goats, an He hasn't fallen off of the poopdeck in a while! How are you, Mr. TRNC?
Peter!
P.S. That bundle of bolts has always been mean! He swears and tries to shove me off port and gives me bedtimes....
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Post by Denzer Sabahattin Adnan on Mar 12, 2012 18:34:05 GMT -5
Peter,
Ah. Was it? Excuse that, I was only stating fact. Hypocrite..?
I'm recognized by Sadiq, so that is all that matters. I admit you're more popular than I am.
Does Sealand not know when to say "I"? I'm glad you're doing so well. Interesting information. I didn't know you liked goats. Do you usually fall from the poopdeck often? I'm well.
-Sabah
PS. Having a bedtime is normal. That sounds rude of him. I hope things between you two get better..
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Mar 12, 2012 22:30:27 GMT -5
Sealand,
Ye'r still greetin' (crying) aboot nae bein' a nation? Ye'r a seaport, ye'r nae land, meaning ye'll ne'er be a nation. Stop bein' sic a whiny wee besom (brat). Englain is less annoying than ye! How come dinnae ye gang (go) back tae Sweden? Mind (remember) ye'r th' baw juggler (moron) wha sold yersel' sae ye'r nae a Kirkland anymair! Gang (go) chaynge (change) yer lest name tae whatever Sweden's is. An' a' if yer ever step foot in Scotland ye'll git tae meet Mister Belt!
Sincerely,
Scotland
((Sorry Scotland is so mean and his accent is so thick.))
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Post by Berwald Oxenstierna on Mar 16, 2012 15:09:48 GMT -5
Hej Sealand,
I'm s'rry its been so long since we've tak'ed. I j'st thought I wood' send ya a l'tter ta say hi and see how ya been doin'. So how are yoo'?
din verkligen,
Sverige
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Post by Peter Kirkland on Mar 26, 2012 0:37:02 GMT -5
Sealand, Ye'r still greetin' (crying) aboot nae bein' a nation? Ye'r a seaport, ye'r nae land, meaning ye'll ne'er be a nation. Stop bein' sic a whiny wee besom (brat). Englain is less annoying than ye! How come dinnae ye gang (go) back tae Sweden? Mind (remember) ye'r th' baw juggler (moron) wha sold yersel' sae ye'r nae a Kirkland anymair! Gang (go) chaynge (change) yer lest name tae whatever Sweden's is. An' a' if yer ever step foot in Scotland ye'll git tae meet Mister Belt! Sincerely, Scotland ((Sorry Scotland is so mean and his accent is so thick.)) Red-Butt, I am a really cool seaport, though! You're just trying to ruin my fun, you metal-head! You're the one being mean. You can't just say what I am and what I aint, cuz you are mean and I don't listen to mean people like you, bossy pants. That's all you do, with England too! Boss Boss Boss. Blah Blah Blah! A belt? Are you trying to threaten me? That's so mean! You can't catch me, though! I'm like, the gingerbread man! Hahah! Peter!! |
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