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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Mar 14, 2012 7:37:19 GMT -5
Liebe Alsace,
Kesesesese, but hard t'forget, ja? Nah, I couldn't forget ya, even if you were gone so often. Got a really good memory, after all! and a journal entry for pretty much every day of my life. Kesesesese, doesn't sound like you're 'stayin' outta trouble' if you're havin' t'pick locks t'get away from stuff! ...Kesesesesesesesese~ Blue hair now, Alsace? Verdammt, Francis is gonna kill you when he sees it~ ....Nah, you should put dead bugs in her shampoo, that'd really freak her out~ Um... just write to him maybe, ja? This is something he just needs time to get over, but bein' there for him would probably make him feel better too.
So long as it isn't like the Scheiße Bayern and 'Merika and some of the other nations brew I'm pretty sure I'll like it~ Bah, wine. It doesn't have the awesome flavour of beer and it takes way too long t'be made properly for it to be any good. Even if they are German grapes.
...Don't worry! First chance I get I'm headin' over and draggin' Francis out by his dick if I have to! Seriously, workin' like that is not like him either... West? Naaaah, he's finally realized that it's stupid t'work like that and is lettin' me help him out.
Herzliche Grüße Awesome Preüßen
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Mar 14, 2012 8:55:23 GMT -5
Lieber Schweden,
Kesesesese, hallo t'you too! Your wifey askin' ya to be more 'social' again? Kesesesesese~ The awesome Preußen is doing awesome, danke for asking~ And how are you, big guy? Havin' fun up there with all your snow and Scheiße?
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Preußen
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Mar 14, 2012 9:28:59 GMT -5
Lieber Litauen,
...I was just kidding about the Polen thing, Litauen. Though... since when was that fucking Russisch Arschloch your boss? I thought you broke out of that years ago. Was zum Teufel? I'm still doing awesome, but seriously Litauen, what the fuck? Moving in with Russland? That's really stupid, go rent an apartment or hell, even with Polen or one of your other crazy neighbors, but stay the fuck away from Russland. Seriously, didn't you learn that already?
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Preußen
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Mar 14, 2012 9:56:21 GMT -5
Lieber Michigan,
Kesesesese, take it how you want. If you really want to show that you understand the Preußen awesomeness convince your Vati to stop using my word to describe himself.
Bah, life is great! Even if it's work, I get t'spend time with mein West, so why would life suck? Yeah, this crisis thing is really clinging to everyone's asses, though it seems like Feli's finally starting to get his Scheiße together again, so it makes West 'n I's jobs a bit easier. Hell, of course I'd help mein Bruder out, Dummkopf! He's mein Bruder!
...Wow. Kinda sounds like Bayern's cow that he had going on last summer. Kesesesese, the animals are going wild, it's a sign of the Apocalypse~
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Preußen
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Mar 14, 2012 10:16:01 GMT -5
Liebe Elizaveta,
Aren't I usually? Kesesese~
....Act as if I don't know what? Seriously, Elizaveta, I have no idea what you're talkin' about. ....Okay...? Jesulein, I have no idea what's goin' on in that head of yours but whatever. Warum zum Teufel does everyone keep saying that and soundin' so surprised?! Of course I'd do this for West, he's my Bruder and the only awesome one at that.
...The fuck? Look, I didn't say jack Scheiße that would be enough to make her fuckin' cry. And I don't care if she's 'sensitive', if she talks big talk she's going to get some thrown back at her. She may be your Freund but she's certainly not mine, and there's no point in me being nice t'her when the favor's not returned. If she can't handle the awesome it's not my fuckin' fault. Besides, it's not like you're nice to my Freunde.
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Gilbert
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Mar 14, 2012 11:40:58 GMT -5
Lieber Bayern,
Hey, that 'yet' should have kicked in already and it hasn't so suck on that. This piece of Awesome is immortal in the real sense of the word~ Kesesesese, that past-tense there speaks wonders, Bayern~ I always knew you cared~ Kesesesese~ ....Nah. Well, depends on the party. If it's boring, probably, but why ignore the chance t'have fun and piss you off? Kesesesesesesesese~ Bah, calm down before y'have an aneurysm already, Mein Gott. I'm not spreadin' it around to anyone, it's just state of fact~ ........So what? Yeah, I threw up once, a-and that's only because I was sick and went over just t'spite Ludz for tryin' t'lock me in the basement.
He never frowned and sulked like that when it was just me and him. Ja he had nightmares and Scheiße but he was always so freakin' cute and excited about things...then I introduced the rest of you to him and now he sulks and frowns at everything. It's obviously your fault. ......I blame Feli for this. He's the one who first started talkin' with Ludz about how bruders and families are 'supposed to be nice and get along all the time' and the only one who's opinion on this would influence Ludz t'agree. ...I dont' think we'll last very long, Bayern. S'just... too wrong. Goes against the very fabric of reality here.
...Yeah, it pretty much went as bad as you're thinkin' it. And I'm pissed because Ludz has forbidden me from ripping the Hurensohn's face off and shoving it up his Arsch like he deserves. .....The fuck's wrong with you? Go ask Ludz, or look in a fuckin' history book. You tried unifyin' with him without tellin' anyone, and you still had the engagement ring or whatever last I checked. And...that mentality died out pretty quickly, Bayern. Gott im Himmel when did you forget all this Scheiße? You, Swissy and the Pussy-Pants have been like...best friends for years with your shitty German and your flowers and all that. ...You guys do worship the freakin' saints. And priests should be able t'get married if they want to--Y-Yeah, no, you're right, I am not getting into this with you again. ...Or that. Not continuing that either because then Ludz is somehow gonna find out that we were fighting again and I'm not dealing with that kicked puppy look again.
Alles Liebe Awesome Preußen
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Mar 14, 2012 12:14:10 GMT -5
Dear Prussia,
A'm gaun tae skip pass a' the glaikit (stupid) greetings 'n' worthless questions fur thay ur a waste o' mah time. Urr ye willing tae hulp me oot fur some money? Francis haes me upset 'n' a'm feelin' it's aboot time that ah shaw mah boot (bitch) that ilka (every) time he pisses me aff a'm gaun tae punish him. Whit a'm needin' it fur ye tae be willing tae hulp me cut Francis' locks intae a bob. Th' reason a'm asking ye is fur ah coudnae think o' someone else wi' enough skills wha wis awesome enough tae dae sic an act.
Sincerely, Scotland
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Mar 14, 2012 12:35:08 GMT -5
Liebes Brüderchen,
It's close enough to be only a mild exaggeration. Ja, it's pretty hard to equate the little Rotznase I remember and the kid y'see now. He made Romano look like Jesu himself half the time and Romano had the Inquisition goin' around. I don't really get it either, but he is who he is, I guess. Oh c'mon West! Let me call at least someone names! Mein Gott, the Pussy Pants and I have been fighting forever and I have no reasons to be nice to him now, do not make me! Well, that's a good thing! Nein, I'm surprised you got him to agree before anyone else. As in, how zum Teufel did you get him to say yes to this at all?
Ja, because it's such a great carpet. Don't worry, I'll take care of it. ...Nevermind that. And look, I'm not going to go out and do something, ja? And I won't bring him up anymore, but just incase someone/something else makes him come up I want to have the perfect name for him. ...Look, if he's willin' t'do something like this to mein Brüderchen then obviously he wasn't the guy I thought he was. 'Course you'll survive this~ Though seriously Ludz, warum zum Teufel wouldn't I have your back? You're my Bruder, it comes with the package.
It is not! B-But... Hey, it wasn't like I was depressed that you wouldn't let me work with ya! I just wanted t'help, but you did pretty awesome on your own until you got carried away and started overworkin'. Y'don't have to be guilty about it, we were technically two countries there for a long time and by the time I got back you were well used t'doin' it all on your own. What matters is that I'm helpin' now. ...Kesesesesesese~ Sounds like a plan t'me~ Gives us both a chance t'chill so we don't go crazy from work and all that.
Was? I'm just sayin'! And if you remember then you better know that it was not my fault! Hesse started it that year. .....Though I gotta say, Ludz, that really woulda just made the mess worse. Smeared everythin' around. ...how is it a pity? There's hardly any lost-love between any of us, really. And you can ask him, he'll tell ya that it didn't happen.
Hey, how'd the meetin' go? Did you manage to make Süßer take a break like I suggested?
Alles Liebe, Awesome Gilbert
P.S. Just because I should 'know better' doesn't mean I have to stop, Ludz. besides, I still hear some of the nations call us that sometimes and I'm not lettin' that fuckin' stand.
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Mar 14, 2012 12:39:21 GMT -5
Lieber Scotland,
....Was? Zum Teufel would you do that for? I thought you liked his hair. I mean, it'd be pretty funny t'see his hair short like that when he's so proud of lookin' like a girl, other than the beard of course, but he'd also be really really pissed if I did that. What's in it for me? Any money I get goes directly t'Bayern so you're better off askin' him if that's all you got. ....though you are right and it'd be impossible t'find someone who could actually help ya with this. Just gotta make sure t'cover my tracks, I don't want t'piss Francis off when he's been stressin' out over work and I gotta work with him now.
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Preußen
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Post by josephseidl on Mar 15, 2012 8:58:03 GMT -5
Servus Preußen,
ja... I know. Too bad... You're not a Gott and thus your time will come sooner or later. They say nations disappear when there are no people feeling as their people anymore. I wonder who would want to keep you Preiss alive. That past-tense there means nothing, zefix! I want you to stay away from me, my country and my parties. Why zum Teufel do you keep showing up here when you claim to hate me so much?! Just do both of us a favour and stay away. State of fact my ass! Sure... in the past your sorry excuses have at least been amusing, but that is just stupid.
That's because he was a sickly little boy with no memories. If he could have remembered how stupid you are, he would have sulked and frowned back then too. That's why he started with it as soon as he met us and had to realise that he had been stuck with the biggest idiot of all. Leave Feliciano out of this! It wasn't exactly easy for Feliciano to face Ludwig back then. And you're fully aware that his babbling about families and brothers getting along were more of a wishful thinking than facts. … Obviously not even one letter. Even though I hate it, I actually have to agree with you there.
I see... If you're feeling like ripping that Drecksack into pieces, I won't stop you. Actually I wanted to do it myself, but apparently it would make him feel less guilty or so... That's why I'm trying to hold myself back. But I really hope that he at least has the decency to stay away from Lutz in future, or I can't guarantee for anything. … N-nothing is wrong with me, Herrgott nochamoinei! T-that's just too weird...! If I have really been in love... and even engaged to him, why didn't I change my name back, hmh? Wouldn't that have been the first thing to do? But I'm still “Joseph Seidl”, not “Edelstein” like before the Sendlinger Mordweihnacht. S-Scheiße... A-are you serious..? … Verdammt, okay. I have been unhappy in love with someone and I asked Hamish for a potion to erase every memory of them. I can't remember anything about them, not even who it was. But Austria, that's just..... And what zur Hölle is wrong with me to tell this you of all people?! Scheiße!! What's wrong about worsh-... Ja, let's better drop that subject. … Oh no, not that kicked puppy look. I hate it when he does that. Tell me, hasn't it been really unbearable when he has been a child?
God bless you, Bayern
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Post by Sadiq Adnan on Mar 16, 2012 13:07:35 GMT -5
Merhaba Prusya
I know, its so different. In a way its nice that they can be children and not have to worry about all the fighting, but I fear that they may never grow as strong as us. Way back when I would never let anyone of them go unless I was forced to or they could defeat me in a battle, proving that they were strong enough to defeat me and hold their own in battle. I'd teach them all that I knew in the process of fighting and how to run a country. Well, there's a funny story now, but at the time I didn't find it all that funny. The little brat liked to steal my stuff and hide it, I'd spend hours trying to find what he hidden from me. It didn't help that he got his cats to move it whenever my back was turned so even if I was close to finding it, they would move it making my search for it that much harder. Why does he think he needs to do all the work, he should make them do their own so he can get out and enjoy the outdoors. I keep telling him to take breaks, but he says if he takes more then five minutes he starts falling asleep. Well, if he's falling asleep, he needs the rest.
I hope he did, for both of their sakes. It be good for both of them to spend some time with friends. You don't need to, if he did he did, if he didn't, he didn't.
Well, just choose one then and be done with it. You don't need to stay around that place any longer than necessary. I'm sure he will be happy, it will be a relief off of both of your minds. Ah, got it, and yes, Feliciano is adorable.
Evet, what kind of boyfriend would I be if I didn't defend him?
Thank you. Well, he's pretty much one of my best friends by now. I've gotten it on with his brother before, and as fun as that was, I'm not trying to do it again. I've got my own boyfriend and I would never have sex with someone else while I was dating. Feliciano is only a best friend to me now.
Turkiye
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Mar 18, 2012 17:05:37 GMT -5
Dear Prussia,
Weel ye dinnae huv tae worry aboot it anymair fur a'm na langer wi' Francis anymair. If ah wis still wi' him ah wid offer ye anythin' ye wanted whilk (which) wid huv included me bein' yer personal servant fur a munth or payed fur everything ye wanted sae ye wouldn't huv tae gie th' dosh (money) tae Joseph. If we did gang thro' wi' th' plan ah wouldn't huv allowed Francis tae ken 'twas ye 'n' if he found oot he wouldn't be able tae hurt ye.
Sincerely, Scotland
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Post by eveila on Mar 18, 2012 18:04:39 GMT -5
Lieber Preußen,
I apologize for not mailing you sooner. How have you been doing? Ludwig had mentioned that he had wanted his sibling to get along...I believe he was probably indicating You, Joseph and I and to come to a somewhat equal level of peace with each other. Do you have any thoughts on this?
Herzliche Grüße Berlin
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Post by Toris Laurinaitis on Mar 19, 2012 13:28:26 GMT -5
Gerbiami Prūsija,
Yes, he is still my *gulp* boss. Unlike all the others who left, I was not able to. My country wasn't uh, strong enough to leave. So I've had to live by him for him for extra support.
I still need to provide for my country. That's why I've lived by him for so long. I can't move anywhere until I figure something out. Until then I may have to live with.....R-Russia. I will figure something out though I just know it! Hopefully it won't be long until I find a new permanent place to stay.
Anyways, that's enough about me. How are thing going with you?
Pagarbiai, Lietuva
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Post by ludwig on Mar 20, 2012 6:52:46 GMT -5
Lieber Bruder,
Feliciano is a good guy, but calling him an angel with all his siestas, pasta munching and charming clumsiness is exaggerated. As you stated already, I never knew how he was in the past,... did I? I am also glad that I can't remember missed those times of the Inquisition. Reading about it or listening to older nations talking about it was enough to give me the creeps when I was a child. Bruder, I am aware that you have an old arch-rivalry with Roderich, but still there is no reason for you to call him names anymore since centuries. The same goes for our siblings. I was surprised as well, but apparently I found his weak point the right words to convince Joseph. When I answer your question, you will most likely deny it forcefully... By the way, Saxony agrees as long as all of you keep your hands off his coffee and his porcelain collection.
… If you say so, Bruder. Thank you, I will trust you to keep your word and leave him alone. Actually I couldn't care less if you speak about him with others, as long as you respect my wish not to mention him to me for the time being... and as long as you refrain from using too bad names for him. I believe that you know when you are about to cross the line. Even if the wasn't the guy you (or I) thought he was, he is still a person I care about. I don't lay all the blame on him, since I must have triggered this side of him unconsciously and he must have had a reason to react how he did. There must be a reason... but I am not ready yet to ask... Again, thank you, Bruder.
All right, it is not true. Whatever you say... I know. I am sure you wouldn't have kept it to yourself if it had depressed you. Nevertheless I am sorry that I never realised that you didn't feel well with the situation as it was. That may be true, yet when I think about it the way I took over must have rather felt like a disenfranchisement than a reunification for you. I guess I was really a “Besserwessi” at times. Entschuldige bitte. R-really now? You would really agree?
That was not the point! Besides, as you already stated yourself I was asleep when the fight started and I am generally not listening to my siblings' “He started it!” - “No, it was him!” - “No, him!” anymore. Gilbert, that was a figure of speech. Are you seriously asking me that? I woke up right after a war my siblings were fighting against each other, grew up during a war my siblings fought against each other and in 1871 I had hoped that we finally could live together peacefully as a family... which of course didn't work out at all. The only times all of you sticked together was to fight another enemy. It is a pity that you aren't aware of your love for each other. … For obvious reasons I am not going to ask Joseph that.
The meeting went as expected. But I was glad to meet Feliciano again in person, even if his appearance worries me a bit. He doesn't look too healthy and although I asked him to go right home and to bed after the meeting, I doubt that he followed my suggestion. I hope that he takes good care of himself.
Liebe Grüße, Ludwig
P.S.: Doch, it does mean exactly that.
--- Besserwessi – “Better-Westerner”. Ossis (Easterners) called Wessis that after the reunification because they were pretty arrogant towards them and considered their own system the only good one
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