Post by belbel on Dec 31, 2011 19:25:00 GMT -5
Act 1, Scene 1
(Setting: A meeting room. In the centre is a large, circular conference table with three people, Italy, Germany and Japan, seated around it and waiting.)
Italy: (whilst doodling on a pile of papers in front of him) Veee~ Luddi, I’m bored.
Germany: (sighs and rolls eyes) Ja, Italy. You’ve said that already. We just have to wait for the others to arrive.
Italy: (looks up) Ve, but Luddi~ It’s not that, ve. I’m bored with these boring meetings!
(Germany does not reply and goes back to reading through his papers. Japan meanwhile is sitting silently, probably trying to sense the mood. Italy suddenly jumps out of his seat.)
Italy: Ve! Guys, I have an idea! Let’s make a musical!
(Germany and Japan stare at him blankly.)
Japan: (After a long silence.) Ah... Feli-kun... why would we want to do that, if you do not mind me asking?
Italy: Because, ve, it will be fun!
(Suddenly, Prussia, Spain and France burst into the room.)
France: Ohonhonhon~ Did we hear someone say, un musical?
Germany: ...Where did you three come from?
Prussia: (ignores Germany) Kesesese~ That’d be awesome!
Spain: Si! Count us in!
Italy: (cheers) Ve, Grazie mi amici!
France: And of course I, Le Roi d’Amour shall be the star. (swoons) Ohonhonhon~
Germany: (face-palms) Mein Gott...
Japan: (stands up) So we are doing a... musical, hai?
Italy and Spain: Si!
France: But of course~
Japan: (nods) Hai. Then I shall call Hungary-san and tell her to bring some of her cosplay outfits. (pulls out a phone and walks out of the room to make the call).
Italy: Yay! We’re doing a musical! (pulls Germany out of his seat) Ve, this’ll be so much fun! And you’ll join in to, right Luddi?
Germany: (sighs) Ja, I suppose...
Prussia: Kesesese~
Spain: What are we waiting for, mi amigos? We should start the show off with a bang.
France: Ah oui. (winks at Italy) Do you mind if we start with some Bad Touch Trio magic? Ohonhonhon~
Italy: Ve, of course not! Go on fratello.
France: Then cue the music.
Prussia: Kesesese~ We'd appreciate your input
France: Sueur baby, sueur baby for I am Le Roi d’Amour, me and you do the kind of stuff that only I would sing about
Spain: So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel... tomatoes!
France: Yes I'm Francis,
Prussia: Yes I'm Gilbert
Spain: We are all giving you thumbs up
Pussia: Can’t get enough of the bad touch
France: Spread some amour
Spain: Not out of bounds
France: We want you smothered
Spain: Want you covered
Prussia: Like Belgium’s chocolate waffles
France: Faire maintenant!
Spain and Prussia: You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Spain: Hacerlo de nuevo ahora!
Prussia and France: You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Prussia: Erste geil jetzt!
-musical interlude- (Prussia, France and Spain jump up on the table and start dancing around. Italy is clapping in the background and Germany has his head buried in his hands in shame. –end of musical interlude-
Prussia: You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
France: Le refaire maintenant! You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Spain: Hazlo ahora! You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Prussia: Machen Sie es jetzt wieder!
All three: You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. Gettin' horny now!
-musical interlude- (The three continue dancing until the music stops)
Italy: (starts applauding) Ve~ That was great!
France: (blows a kiss and bows) But of course! I was in it!
Germany: Where did that music come from?
Spain: (ignores Germany) Mi amigos, should we go get the other nations together so we can have a bigger cast?
Italy: (cheers) Sì! I’m sure that Ms Iona and Ms Elizabeta would want to be involved, ve.
France: I can get mon amour Écosse to join aussi.
Prussia: He might bring his brothers.
Italy: Ve, I’ll get Lovi and mia sorella to participate.
Spain: Bueno! Let’s get this show on the road!
(The Bad Touch Trio exit. Italy takes Germany’s wrist and pulls him off stage.)
Germany: (as he is exiting) Mein Gott... We’re really doing this...
End of Scene 1
AN: So, Amy and Chris hear with our totally insane minds. Sorry if any of the French, Spanish or German is wrong. We could just see those three singing that song (which we made shorter, clearly). Meh... off to work for the next scene!
(Setting: A meeting room. In the centre is a large, circular conference table with three people, Italy, Germany and Japan, seated around it and waiting.)
Italy: (whilst doodling on a pile of papers in front of him) Veee~ Luddi, I’m bored.
Germany: (sighs and rolls eyes) Ja, Italy. You’ve said that already. We just have to wait for the others to arrive.
Italy: (looks up) Ve, but Luddi~ It’s not that, ve. I’m bored with these boring meetings!
(Germany does not reply and goes back to reading through his papers. Japan meanwhile is sitting silently, probably trying to sense the mood. Italy suddenly jumps out of his seat.)
Italy: Ve! Guys, I have an idea! Let’s make a musical!
(Germany and Japan stare at him blankly.)
Japan: (After a long silence.) Ah... Feli-kun... why would we want to do that, if you do not mind me asking?
Italy: Because, ve, it will be fun!
(Suddenly, Prussia, Spain and France burst into the room.)
France: Ohonhonhon~ Did we hear someone say, un musical?
Germany: ...Where did you three come from?
Prussia: (ignores Germany) Kesesese~ That’d be awesome!
Spain: Si! Count us in!
Italy: (cheers) Ve, Grazie mi amici!
France: And of course I, Le Roi d’Amour shall be the star. (swoons) Ohonhonhon~
Germany: (face-palms) Mein Gott...
Japan: (stands up) So we are doing a... musical, hai?
Italy and Spain: Si!
France: But of course~
Japan: (nods) Hai. Then I shall call Hungary-san and tell her to bring some of her cosplay outfits. (pulls out a phone and walks out of the room to make the call).
Italy: Yay! We’re doing a musical! (pulls Germany out of his seat) Ve, this’ll be so much fun! And you’ll join in to, right Luddi?
Germany: (sighs) Ja, I suppose...
Prussia: Kesesese~
Spain: What are we waiting for, mi amigos? We should start the show off with a bang.
France: Ah oui. (winks at Italy) Do you mind if we start with some Bad Touch Trio magic? Ohonhonhon~
Italy: Ve, of course not! Go on fratello.
France: Then cue the music.
Song 1: The Bad Touch (Prussia, France and Spain)
Prussia: Kesesese~ We'd appreciate your input
France: Sueur baby, sueur baby for I am Le Roi d’Amour, me and you do the kind of stuff that only I would sing about
Spain: So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel... tomatoes!
France: Yes I'm Francis,
Prussia: Yes I'm Gilbert
Spain: We are all giving you thumbs up
Pussia: Can’t get enough of the bad touch
France: Spread some amour
Spain: Not out of bounds
France: We want you smothered
Spain: Want you covered
Prussia: Like Belgium’s chocolate waffles
France: Faire maintenant!
Spain and Prussia: You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Spain: Hacerlo de nuevo ahora!
Prussia and France: You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Prussia: Erste geil jetzt!
-musical interlude- (Prussia, France and Spain jump up on the table and start dancing around. Italy is clapping in the background and Germany has his head buried in his hands in shame. –end of musical interlude-
Prussia: You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
France: Le refaire maintenant! You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Spain: Hazlo ahora! You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Prussia: Machen Sie es jetzt wieder!
All three: You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. Gettin' horny now!
-musical interlude- (The three continue dancing until the music stops)
End of song
Italy: (starts applauding) Ve~ That was great!
France: (blows a kiss and bows) But of course! I was in it!
Germany: Where did that music come from?
Spain: (ignores Germany) Mi amigos, should we go get the other nations together so we can have a bigger cast?
Italy: (cheers) Sì! I’m sure that Ms Iona and Ms Elizabeta would want to be involved, ve.
France: I can get mon amour Écosse to join aussi.
Prussia: He might bring his brothers.
Italy: Ve, I’ll get Lovi and mia sorella to participate.
Spain: Bueno! Let’s get this show on the road!
(The Bad Touch Trio exit. Italy takes Germany’s wrist and pulls him off stage.)
Germany: (as he is exiting) Mein Gott... We’re really doing this...
End of Scene 1
AN: So, Amy and Chris hear with our totally insane minds. Sorry if any of the French, Spanish or German is wrong. We could just see those three singing that song (which we made shorter, clearly). Meh... off to work for the next scene!