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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Mar 10, 2012 12:18:59 GMT -5
Liebe Alsace,
Ja, Flip-Flopper! West and Francis fought over the two of you for ages and you flipped between us and Francis so many times you're the Flip-Flopper! Kesesesese, clever, ja? Glad t'know I still remember ya! Kesesesese, what kinda trouble is a girl like you gettin' into? With Ludz? Na ja... He's not in the best of moods right now, can't blame him any. He'll be fine eventually though, just give him some time.
Kesesese, of course they don't need help! Breweries always know what they're doing, it's those wine-drinkers that always scramble around havin' problems. Um... I dunno if I have or not~ Kesesese, it's been a while, so if I have I certainly don't remember~ Bah, that's the French in you! Then again, if you were talking about that piss Bayern brews then I'd drink your wine any day. Kesesesesesese~~
....D-Did you just say that Francis has been working too hard and needs to be dragged out to have fun?! Gott im Himmel, it's finally happened... Ludz's working habits have started spreading, it's the end of the world after all!! Scheiße!
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Preußen
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Mar 10, 2012 13:14:38 GMT -5
Liebe Elizaveta,
....ouch. Hey now, even if you're upset with the Awesome don't you think we've known each other long enough to at least warrant being called by my name?
....double-ouch. Gott, Elizaveta, I know I was gone for a while but really, why is everyone getting on my case? .......Apology for what? And of course West is gettin' help, he's my Bruder! I'm not going to let him fall behind when he's feeling shitty.
...Okay? Jesus, what have I stepped on now? I have no idea what you're talking about. I didn't make her cry that I know of. I know she'd given me some serious shit and I told her t'stop or stop talkin' to me but there's no way that would make her cry seeing as she doesn't even like me.
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Gilbert
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Mar 10, 2012 14:15:06 GMT -5
Lieber Bayern,
Kesesese, I haven't died yet, ja? Obviously means this piece of awesome is invisible~ ...Y'know what? You should do that! Kesesesese, it'd be a fun time, ja? Plus then you wouldn't forget me! Win win! ...Well no duh, Bayern. It's just more fun to crash a party than be invited. Much more excitement that way! Kesesesese, no need t'be embarrassed, everybody likes the Awesome at least a little bit, deep down! ...Mein Gott. Bayern, you know that I can handle my drink better than that. Give me a little credit, ja?
The way all you 'serious' nations look and act it's more like a sulk than being serious, frowning at everything all the time. Gut. Because I've been workin' really hard t'help West out. Oi! I'm plenty useful! Just because I didn't always do paperwork doesn't mean I just slacked off all the time. ....He got to you too, didn't he. He already made me promise to...be nice to you and the other sibs. And not just our version of nice, but nice nice. So no, for the most part I don't think I'll be provoking you, 'least not on purpose. Ugh, this is so weird... ...Was? He hasn't told you yet? I thought you already knew, given all the insults at the Hurensohn. Himmel, have ya asked? I can't believe he hasn't said anything... And what do you mean with the 'never had a broken heart' Scheiße? You've been pinin' over Prissy-Pants Austria for decades! Weren't ya even tryin' t'marry him back before WWII? Explain t'me exactly what's so heretical about it. It's not like we're worshipping golden cows here, Bayern. And I don't regret a lot of the little stuff because there's no reason to, Dummkopf! And don't give me any Scheiße about forgivin' people because you know that's complete bullshit. You hold a grudge even worse than I do.
Alles Liebe, Awesome Preußen
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Mar 10, 2012 15:20:00 GMT -5
Leiber Türkei,
Oh hey, it's no problem! Kesesesese, I know how busy someone can get when he got sex-craze-- Was? H-Hey, you okay there, Türkei? A-And no, you don't gotta explain. Ludz already told me what that...that... He told me what happened. And I won't kill him so long as I don't see him anytime soon or if I do I have someone to keep me from crushing that defected skull of his like a fuckin' watermelon.
....how about we say normal kids don't have these problems. Can't say kids don't have to deal with these problems considerin' we had t'deal with these problems when we were kids too, not t'mention keep from gettin' killed/killin' each other. ...I warn you now, Türkei, the older kids there will eat you alive. I don't even know how Süßer survives those little Rotznasen. Na ja, I doubt he'll be askin' any time soon. Way he's been talkin' in Ludz's letters he'd probably be willin' t'superglue himself t'his desk so he can get more work done. I knew spending too much time with Bayern would do somethin' t'him! Ja ja, we definitely need t'kidnap him at some point... Ludz's Chancellor is headin' down there on Tuesday, if I'm bein' sent with her I'll make him relax fer the day by showin' me around Rome again while the bosses talk business. If not I'll see if Ludz'll drag him out for a bit.
Ja, they came and put an offer, but I got a few more people who want to look first, so I dunno if I should just take their offer or not. It is a little higher than the asking price... It'll be nice once I finally get rid of it. Na ja, he's takin' a lot more breaks than he ever did, so there's no problem about that, he's just going really far t'try catchin' up to how he was before this whole mess. ...Was? What does Feli-- O-Oh... Kesesesesesese~ Sorry there, Türk! I said Scheiße, not Süßer! Kesesesesese, imagine, callin' Feli Scheiße! Ludz would have my head if I did that!
Gut. Very gut. Verdammt Arschloch, stealin' my word...
Yeah, most of us ignore Romano's hissy-fits, there's no reason t'take them seriously. Kid just freaks out way too easily. I don't think a lot of us do, or at least not too far, so don't feel too bad about-- Wait... what did you do? I doubt it was really as bad as you're sayin' if he's as close t'ya as you're makin' it sound. I mean yeah, you tried killin' each other and that's enough to put a damper on anything but Feli was a bit of a psycho and had half of Europe tryin' t'get rid of him so I don't think that's really bad enough t'warrant words like yours. Though ja, I'm glad you two've gotten over it. ...I can't think of anybody other than my siblings. And even then not many of them either.
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Preußen
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Mar 10, 2012 15:30:00 GMT -5
Lieber Michigan,
Hallo~ Kesesesese, exactly! Finally one of Amerika's kids gets it! Na ja, things have been alright here, a bit borin' with work but I get t'keep an eye on my Bruder without lookin' like a creep so no complaints. Plus now I can go visit mein Freunde without havin' t'pay myself, y'know? Kesesese, it's pretty great!
How about you, ja? I don't think we've met before, or at least you weren't any of those whiny kids I had t'torture[/i]train so your Vati would be free from Ari.
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Preußen
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Mar 10, 2012 18:20:09 GMT -5
Liebes Brüderchen,
Ja ja, Süßer's an angel now. But you gotta remember too, he didn't really have friends either. Sure, you weren't his first friend like he was for you but you certainly were the first in a long time. Before he started livin' with the Arsch next country over he had half of Europe out t'kill him, and he made no friends under the Arch's rule either, especially not after tryin' t'become his own nation and failin', a lot. He probably woulda put up with Ottoman if it had given him a friend in the long run. Well, isn't it easier for you to get back to normal after being pissed off rather than upset? That could be what he's tryin' t'do. I dunno, just tell him t'stop if he does it again, that's all I can say. Gut. Though I still can't believe you got Bayern t'agree before anyone else... Ja ja, I got it. Don't have t'be nice but not too mean.
Ja ja, I got it. ...Gut, because that's right. Not upset. But... You're really second-guessin' that much? ...Why can't I call him that? Better than callin' him by his name if he comes up in conversation, it describes him perfectly. ..... Damn bastard Italian needs to mind his own business, if I want to beat up the Arschloch then I want to beat him up. ...Fine. I won't touch him. Unless he does something that pisses me off. Then I make no guarantees. I know it's not, but you... Nevermind. And I don't know what else you can do other than distract yourself. But remember that if you need the help you've got friends and family here for you, ja? Don't hesitate t'talk t'me if you need to, even if I might not know how t'help ya at first. You'd better keep my words in mind, Ludz, I ain't praisin' ya for nothin!
...W-Was? Who zum Teufel told you that?! W-Well, ja it was borin' sitting around the house after I'd finish the chores, but lonely? K-Kesesese, the awesome Preußen doesn't get lonely! Solitude a man's best friend! ...........B-But... Kesese, that's nice t'hear y'say, Ludz! I know y'didn't mean anythin' by workin' so much, you just want t'be an awesome nation, and I know that you care. You're my Bruder, how could I not be able t'tell that?
...Depends on the bone and the size of the flesh wound. And yeah, we've done worse in family fights. Don't you remember--Oh that's right. You were drunk and passed out on the couch that Weihnachten.... Never mind~ Anyway, I don't know, it just is. Probably all the bad blood that used t'be between us. We just...don't really feel t'love? I dunno, I just deny ever cryin' in Bayern's arms. Nein. Did not happen.
Alles Liebe, Awesome Gilbert
P.S. It has t'do with everything, you don't have to get it.
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Post by Sadiq Adnan on Mar 10, 2012 21:25:47 GMT -5
Merhaba Prusya
Evet, I'm good, it's all good. I didn't want to get out of bed..why does snow have to be so fucking cold. We got a huge snowstorm here and I refused to leave my bed, let alone my house. Go a head and say what you think Prusya, it will not offend me. I'm quite upset with him myself.
Well, even most of the children who are Nations today don't have to put up with what we lived with, but yes, normal kids do not have to deal with all this shit. Yea, I know. Older kids know how to get into so much trouble. You have no idea what I had to go with Heracles when he was growing up. The stories I could tell you. He needs to learn to take breaks and not push himself to the limit like that. The work will wait on him. That sounds like a great idea, get him out into the fresh air so he can relax.
Well, that's good. Do you think you will get a higher offer from others? We'll that is good, glad that he is taking more breaks and getting rests. Yea, I don't know what either of those mean, so I'll take your word for it.
I do my best to ignore him...though if he starts in on Heracles, that's a whole different matter all together. You don't want to know, forget I even brought it up. It was so long ago it doesn't even matter anymore. I'm pretty sure I'm part of the reason he was a psychotic as he was Yep, we're both over it and both enjoying being as close as we are.
It works, we know who our friends are and who to trust, so its all good.
Turkiye
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Post by Astrid Moreau on Mar 11, 2012 2:19:45 GMT -5
Liber Preußen,
That's an interesting nickname...... ja, very cleaver. I am happy to know that you remember me. I had wondered if you would since I was in an out of Germany so often. I'm staying out of trouble, though you might enjoyed the latest prank Lorraine played on me.....she put blue hair dye in my shampoo.....I'm thinking about putting some in hers though....maybe pink...that would get her back. Is there anything I could do to make him feel better? Maybe I soul write him a letter, I've been meaning to, its been a while since I heard from him.
I think you would like one of our beers, they are really good. And at least one of our wines is made with german grapes, so I'm sure you would like that too. There is nothing wrong with wine, its just different than beer.
Yes, I think he does need to be dragged out for a night of fun. I'm sure you could help him with some of the stuff I've heard mentioned about you three in your glory days. He needs it. Is Ludwig still working like crazy? Gott I hope not. He needs to take a break.
Viele Grüße Alsace
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Post by Berwald Oxenstierna on Mar 11, 2012 16:37:29 GMT -5
Dear Prussia,
Hallo. I kn'w we don't tak' much at all, but I still thought I wood' send ya' a letter ta' see how you were and all that. How are you?
Sverige,
Sweden
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Post by Toris Laurinaitis on Mar 11, 2012 17:14:12 GMT -5
Gerbiami PreuBen,
Ah, no don't worry about him, I'm not moving in with Poland. I did get a rental a while ago, and I've been living in that for a while. It's almost right next to Russia and I was going to move, but because he's pretty much the uh, boss of me I would have had to ask to move. I may just move back in with him because my rental time is almost up and there's no where else to stay. Anyways, thank you for the advice in the first place. So how have uh, you been? I would prefer not to make these letters about me! Hehe. *laughs nervously*
nuoširdžiai,
Lietuva
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Ya' know that saying " There are lovers, and there are fighters." Definately a lover.
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Post by Christopher Jones on Mar 11, 2012 17:45:47 GMT -5
Dear PreuBen,
Well thank you! I am taking that as a compliment good sir! I understand that not everyone will get the awesomeness that is Prussia.
I'm glad things are going well! I hope that life gets better! I know things are getting tough for the countries lately to keep up on work. Its awesome that you would go out of ur' way ta' help ur' bro. I i would do the same i my bro needed the help.
Nothin' much. Trying to help catch an escape pygmy goat that everyone's been chasing around the state for the past couple days. It's been causing thousands of dollars of damage already so we've been working over time to repair damages and find the stupid thing. And I just realized that when a person outside of Walmart tells you that you can buy a wish from him for twenty bucks, he's lying.
All my loving,
Chris
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Post by isabellaluvsu on Mar 11, 2012 21:29:15 GMT -5
Liebe Elizaveta, ....ouch. Hey now, even if you're upset with the Awesome don't you think we've known each other long enough to at least warrant being called by my name? ....double-ouch. Gott, Elizaveta, I know I was gone for a while but really, why is everyone getting on my case? .......Apology for what? And of course West is gettin' help, he's my Bruder! I'm not going to let him fall behind when he's feeling shitty. ...Okay? Jesus, what have I stepped on now? I have no idea what you're talking about. I didn't make her cry that I know of. I know she'd given me some serious shit and I told her t'stop or stop talkin' to me but there's no way that would make her cry seeing as she doesn't even like me. Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Gilbert Gilbert, I guess you're right... H-How can you just act as if you don't know? I-I, whatever. If you want to act like that, you can, I just can't stay mad at you. I'm glad that you would do that for your brother. She called me, crying, Gilbert. She said it was because of you, but that was before she got unbelievably drunk. I honestly don't get it either, just try to use kinder words to her, even if you don't get the same in return. She is my best friend, and I don't like hearing that she was crying because of another good friend. Sincerely, Elizabeta
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Post by josephseidl on Mar 12, 2012 7:06:44 GMT -5
Servus Preußen,
"yet" being the key word here... As soon as you kicked the bucket, I'll do that. I wished I could forget you, I really do. So you would stay away from my parties when I invited you properly? Oh shut the fuck up!! Don't spread stupid rumours like that! No one likes you, neither deep down nor anywhere else! Hey, drinking Bavarian Massn all day long in turns with riding roller-coasters, has gotten the better of quite some guys before. And I know very well that it got you too, Franconia saw you.
You're rather talking about Lutz than me there. And since you raised him, I blame you for his frowning and sulking. Ja ja, whatever. … Ja, he got me too. I wonder what's gotten into him to make us promise something so stupid... and then even do this crying puppy eyes number on us... Mei, it's happened now. Let's see how long we can manage... He only told me that they had a 'disagreement' and that he doesn't want to see Japan again. But I can put two and two together. I saw his face before he left for Japan and I heard the shaking in his voice some days ago. Even if I don't know any details, I am aware that it must have been far more than a simple “I don't feel the same for you” to make our Brüderchen cry like this. I mean it like I said, I don't know how a broken heart feels. ... Seriously?! You have to be kidding! Never Austria! Never! What has become of “Lieber bayerisch sterben als österreisch verderben”?! Jessas Maria... Everything is heretical about it, from the fact that they don't listen to the Pope over the fact that they don't worship the saints to the fact that their priests get married... And let's better drop that subject. We promised to be nice, and not to start another Thirty Years War. Taking away my independence is certainly not one of the "little stuff"! Neither is abandonning me to my fate in war when our common enemy occupies my lands! The only person I hold a grudge against is you and you know fully well why.
Alles Liebe my ass Bayern
– “Lieber bayerisch sterben als österreisch verderben” - “better die Bavarian than rot Austrian”. In late 17th century/ early 18th century Austria occupied Bavaria's lands and brutally crushed uprisings. On Christmas Eve 1705 they killed far more than 1000 unarmed rebels who had already surrendered. Joseph has forgotten Roderich as a person, but he remembers dates and facts.
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Post by ludwig on Mar 13, 2012 7:43:29 GMT -5
Lieber Bruder,
na ja, that is exaggerated. I have to admit, it is hard to imagine for me that a friendly, outgoing person like Feliciano didn't have more friends before. Gilbert, please don't call him names like that. Roderich is a valued friend and good neighbour. I am aware that Feliciano had a quite troublesome childhood, even if he avoids talking about it with me. Maybe... At least it seems that I can handle anger better than sorrow. Ja, I will do so. That is simply because you two seem to be fighting most often and most violently. I will have a word with the others as well though. Right, be civil to everybody please.
Gut. It would be a shame to ruin that good old piece of carpet art. Ja, I got it memorised, Bruder. You are not upset with me now, understood. … second-guessing what? Gilbert, please don't. I mean it. Leave Japan alone. For the time being I don't want to see him again and I don't want to hear from or about him. So please refrain from bringing him up in conversations, no matter what name you use. I am sorry... you were the one signing the treaty of friendship with him 151 years ago and it is my fault that you are angry at your old friend now. Other have survived this, and so will I... somehow. Danke, Bruder. It means a lot to me to know that you have a sympathetic ear for me. I am lucky to have a good friend like Feliciano and a caring older brother like you. Thank you, I would probably go insane over this if you wouldn't be there to back me up.
It is true then... Es tut mir leid that I never realised how you felt. I was so overeager all the time... I thought if only I got everything done for both of us, I could thank you for everything you did for me ever since I was a child and make up for the pain I caused you with and after the stupid wars and you would feel better and a little proud of me too. But apparently keeping paperwork away from you wasn't nearly what you wanted or needed. How about... I mean, if we both keep working and keep the schedules up like this, we could maybe afford one day a week off for some activities, like in the old days... Maybe that is a stupid idea.
Gilbert, honestly... Of course you did worse, and yes, I remember that Christmas too well. I was asleep when it happened, but I woke up when the yelling started. You all were really lucky that I was so drunk that I could hardly keep my balance, or else I would have wiped up the puddles of blood with your faces. Dead certain. You don't feel the love at all, which is really a pity. It did happen and you both know it.
I will be heading over to Frau Merkel now to accompany her to Herrn Monti and Herrn Napolitano. It will most likely get late before I come back.
Liebe Grüße, Ludwig
P.S.: No, it doesn't. And you should know better than to 'punish' nations for stupid things a handful of their people are doing.
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Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Mar 14, 2012 6:52:32 GMT -5
Lieber Türkei,
Kesesesese, I know how that is. Even up here and bein' used t'the cold, it's hard t'get me to leave my bed after a snowstorm. It's awesome when you're finally able t'get out and get used to it, but before then and ugh, not happenin', y'know? ......Nah, I don't think I can. Not cuz of you, you're awesome for lettin' me, but I think either Ludz or that verdammt brat Feli are gettin' a hold of my letters. Ludz just came up t'me a few days ago tellin' me about how he'd 'heard from Feliciano' about me really wanting to crush Japan's defected head like a fuckin' watermelon and went all 'don't you dare hurt him, he's not totally at fault blah blah blah', and he got that verdammnt sad look on his face and ugh... 'promised not t'hurt him, and I don't think I'm supposed t'be talkin about hurtin' him even though I still really want to so I just want t'be careful, y'know? Just in case someone really is snatchin' my letters.
Ja ja, it's pretty weird, seein' all these kids being, well... fussed over, y'know? It used t'be you do what you can t'make sure you don't get taken over, but now, it's like... a crime t'implement any sort of control over another country, it seems like. Well, y'know what I mean, havin' us tryin' to take a younger nation under our wings in a sense? ...Didn't really pay attention to you guys at the time, so if you have any really awesomely hilarious stories where I can laugh at your boyfriend without getting assaulted, by all means share. Ja, Feli's seriously workin' harder than Ludz was before his breakdown, if I'm readin' correctly. Jesulein, he's doin' work for four people, if I remember correctly. His, his brother's, his sister's, and something about a 'Zoni'...? I dunno maybe I should stop readin' Ludz's letters but he keeps leavin' them out! but he needs t'fuckin' stop. Ludz got overwhelmed by his own workload, what does he think'll happen if he takes over four times that Scheiße? Yeah, Ludz is the one who flew down, and he got home after I went t'bed so I'm not sure if he got Feli out of the office or not. I'll ask him later and get back to you on that.
Nah, I let a few more people look and no one offered higher than the askin' price, so... Ja, I'm in the works of gettin' this place finally sold. So fuckin' awesome! Ludz'll be happy when I finally get around t'tellin' him. Kesesese, Scheiße means shit and Süßer means cutie or sweetie. And I ain't even fuckin' bothered by tellin' ya that because the kid's fuckin' adorable.
Kesesesese, gotta defend your man, ja? .... Okay...? Jesulein it couldn't have been that bad... But if y'want me t'forget it then I won't bring it up anymore. Kesesesese~ Gettin' close huh? Maybe that's why Romano's so pissy with you still, he thinks you're tryin' t'get it on with his Brüder.
Herzliche Grüße, Awesome Preüßen
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