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Post by Ivan Braginski on Aug 26, 2011 18:43:02 GMT -5
Dear brother, But I hate it whenever you aren't near me. I spent most of the day with sister Ukraine for her birthday and gave her a bouqet of sunflowers, and she broke down with emotion like usual.. it would be a lovely gift if you visited me tomorrow for my birthday. Why not? Why don't you ever want to marry me?! S lyubov'yu, Belarus Little one, I am sorry to hear that, but you need to live your own life. I do love you, but not in the way you would like, I am afraid. I will visit you for your birthday as many times as you would like. I do not want to marry you because you are my baby sister, and I think you are smart and strong enough to find another. Ya tebya lyubulyu, Russia
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Post by Ivan Braginski on Aug 26, 2011 20:08:40 GMT -5
Privet, Vanya: I don't know how I got here, but my Siberian siblings are kinda interesting, except that my Siberian sister gets pissy at me if I did something stupid. Also, where the hell is Natalya? She's going nuts again, and this time I can't rebuild my bakery while she goes on a rampage across Europe, and maybe into the Urals. Batu Borjigin, Khanate of the Golden Horde
Batu Bojigin, Er...privet, little one! It is rather abrupt for you to appear out of nowhere after so long and demand of me where my little sister is. I'm sorry to hear about your siblings, but they have to have some way to irritate us, no? Otherwise we would love talking to them and being around them! And your...bakery? Since when are you a baker? I never knew of that! And when she is going on a rampage, then you cannot, da? Dosvidannia, Russia
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Post by Ivan Braginski on Aug 26, 2011 20:11:21 GMT -5
Russia, So your this big guy I've heard about so much? Well hey there! I'm Denmark. A pleasure, bro! Denmark Denmark, Da, I suppose I am! Is that how you know me? I remember when you first founded me when I was young...though I don't know if you remember. A pleasure! Dosvidannia, Russia [[Russia was founded by Danish Vikings, and was named by them and the river that runs through the country. That's why Russia recalls Denmark as such.]]
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Aug 26, 2011 20:15:07 GMT -5
Dear Russia,
Maist fowk dinnae huv that muckle (much) trauchle (trouble). Tis fair fur me tae speak 'n' write lik' this fur ye kin write th' wey ye speak in Sassenach (english) lik' saying da whin asking something. Sorry aboot that.
Canada is timorous (shy) sae o' coorse ye ne'er notice him. He likes tae scouk (hide) frae fowk bit that doesn't mean he isnae thare. Believe it or nae he kin be violent.
Whin it comes tae mah lee (life) 'n' mah fowk ah dinnae care fur others. That's juist howfur it works.
Sincerely, Scotland
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Aug 26, 2011 21:27:54 GMT -5
Dear Russia,
I know you have proven that you can take care of yourself but that doesn't mean you can let someone help you.
I wouldn't say you're no different than the rest of us. Not to be rude but you're rather frightening and make every nation want to run. Live with Scotland and you get to know what frightening is. He's more of a monster than people believe you are.
Switzerland has always been testy even when I was protecting him from you and the other nations.
Get rid of America. You forgot we were talking about you hurting America?
Sincerely, Arthur Kirkland
P.S. You must not know what rude is then.
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Post by Batu Borgijin on Aug 26, 2011 21:35:48 GMT -5
Privet, Vanya: I don't know how I got here, but my Siberian siblings are kinda interesting, except that my Siberian sister gets pissy at me if I did something stupid. Also, where the hell is Natalya? She's going nuts again, and this time I can't rebuild my bakery while she goes on a rampage across Europe, and maybe into the Urals. Batu Borjigin, Khanate of the Golden Horde
Batu Bojigin, Er...privet, little one! It is rather abrupt for you to appear out of nowhere after so long and demand of me where my little sister is. I'm sorry to hear about your siblings, but they have to have some way to irritate us, no? Otherwise we would love talking to them and being around them! And your...bakery? Since when are you a baker? I never knew of that! And when she is going on a rampage, then you cannot, da? Dosvidannia, Russia Vanya, I'm not little. I'm almost as tall as you, and you forgot that I actually ruled over you and your lands since 1237 when my boss invaded Kievan Rus. Well, actually Western Siberia's not really my sister and so is Eastern Siberia not being my brother. They are siblings, but I took charge of them when I was younger. Well, since you annex my lands, I had no choice but to do some menial tasks like baking. Heck, you didn't want me to participate in any wars in case I go nuts again. Now I wanna marry Western Siberia. I'm asking you where my sister is because she ruined my bakery, and tried to break my leg. I can't go on a rampage anymore, you confiscated my swords. Batu Borjigin
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Post by Ivan Braginski on Aug 26, 2011 21:55:53 GMT -5
Dear Russia, Maist fowk dinnae huv that muckle (much) trauchle (trouble). Tis fair fur me tae speak 'n' write lik' this fur ye kin write th' wey ye speak in Sassenach (english) lik' saying da whin asking something. Sorry aboot that. Canada is timorous (shy) sae o' coorse ye ne'er notice him. He likes tae scouk (hide) frae fowk bit that doesn't mean he isnae thare. Believe it or nae he kin be violent. Whin it comes tae mah lee (life) 'n' mah fowk ah dinnae care fur others. That's juist howfur it works. Sincerely, Scotland Scotland, I am glad we are beginning to understand one another a bit more now. I will try to translate your language as fast as possible, you see. I am a very busy nation, though. I would care to see this braver side to Canada, honestly. Perhaps we could become allies! I used to not care. Then people abandoned me and I was left alone. You learn that people can actually be good. Dosvidannia, Russia
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Post by Ivan Braginski on Aug 26, 2011 21:58:20 GMT -5
Dear Russia, I know you have proven that you can take care of yourself but that doesn't mean you can let someone help you. I wouldn't say you're no different than the rest of us. Not to be rude but you're rather frightening and make every nation want to run. Live with Scotland and you get to know what frightening is. He's more of a monster than people believe you are. Switzerland has always been testy even when I was protecting him from you and the other nations. Get rid of America. You forgot we were talking about you hurting America? Sincerely, Arthur Kirkland P.S. You must not know what rude is then. Arthur, I am sure.. I'm not going to argue with you, because it's pointless. You always think you're right. Just like a stereotypical woman. I am only frightening and intimidating to people who are afraid of what they don't know. Russia is a country of many countries, as they say. You need to be prepared for it. Why would I rid of him? We're friends... I'm sorry, business has been strange because America's space program going to me alone because of his boss. Dosvidannia, Russia P.S. But I do!
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Aug 26, 2011 22:08:48 GMT -5
Dear Russia,
I'm not trying to argue with you Russia. How dare you compare me to a woman! You obviously must not know what it means to be rude then!
Most of us know what you are. You hurt people when they go against you. People don't fear your size they fear your strength and you're ignorance of how many people you have hurt in life.
Nevermind since you forgot what we were talking about. You can't even pay attention to the letters you get from other nations.
Sincerely, Arthur Kirkland
P.S. No you don't. Saying I'm acting like a stereotypical woman is rude and also calling me Arthur when I have not given you permission to address me in such a way is also rude.
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Aug 26, 2011 22:08:52 GMT -5
Dear Russia,
Th' mair ye git used tae mah accent th' better chance ye huv o' understanding whit ah say tae ye. We a' ur stowed (busy) richt noo bit we wull aye mak' time tae blether (talk) tae ither nations.
Ye huv tae speil (play) against him in hockey. Ah skelp (hit) him in th' coupon (face) whin ah played against him. He cannae be forgotten wance ye see his ither side. If ye tell him ye hurt his Englain he'll likelie shaw ye that side.
Ah ken fowk kin actually be guid bit nae whin thay drag ye doon.
Sincerely, Scotland
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Post by Ivan Braginski on Aug 27, 2011 21:17:13 GMT -5
Vanya,
I'm not little. I'm almost as tall as you, and you forgot that I actually ruled over you and your lands since 1237 when my boss invaded Kievan Rus. Well, actually Western Siberia's not really my sister and so is Eastern Siberia not being my brother. They are siblings, but I took charge of them when I was younger.
Well, since you annex my lands, I had no choice but to do some menial tasks like baking. Heck, you didn't want me to participate in any wars in case I go nuts again. Now I wanna marry Western Siberia.
I'm asking you where my sister is because she ruined my bakery, and tried to break my leg. I can't go on a rampage anymore, you confiscated my swords.
Batu Borjigin[/quote]
Batu, I most certainly remember that you used to rule me! But remember that my people killed your leader. That's why I've been curious as to how you're still alive. I thought you've been dead for several centuries now.
You're so bipolar in your letters. I thought they were your siblings, and that you hated them. Why do you want to marry one of them now? That's strange. Though it is nice you're participating in something that doesn't include torturing other nations just because you're bigger and stronger than they are.
I am glad I took your swords. I don't want a repeat of when you went wild and tortured me for years.
Dosvidannia, Russia
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Post by Ivan Braginski on Aug 27, 2011 21:20:29 GMT -5
Dear Russia, I'm not trying to argue with you Russia. How dare you compare me to a woman! You obviously must not know what it means to be rude then! Most of us know what you are. You hurt people when they go against you. People don't fear your size they fear your strength and you're ignorance of how many people you have hurt in life. Nevermind since you forgot what we were talking about. You can't even pay attention to the letters you get from other nations. Sincerely, Arthur Kirkland P.S. No you don't. Saying I'm acting like a stereotypical woman is rude and also calling me Arthur when I have not given you permission to address me in such a way is also rude. Arthur, Perhaps you shouldn't take so much to heart. I'm sure people have called you worse. Why should I care how many people I have hurt? Most of them have broken my heart. I never hurt people simply because I have the power to. I don't mean to hurt so many people; it sometimes just happens. You hurt more people when you were a pirate. It would be easier to keep track if you were more clear. And if I didn't have to take care of Alfred's space program anymore. Dosvidannia, Russia P.S. Then don't act so spoiled! Or like a stereotypical woman! I'm sure you know how those act. I call people what they sign in their letters. If you wish to be called 'England', sign as such.
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Post by Batu Borgijin on Aug 27, 2011 21:21:37 GMT -5
Batu, I most certainly remember that you used to rule me! But remember that my people killed your leader. That's why I've been curious as to how you're still alive. I thought you've been dead for several centuries now. You're so bipolar in your letters. I thought they were your siblings, and that you hated them. Why do you want to marry one of them now? That's strange. Though it is nice you're participating in something that doesn't include torturing other nations just because you're bigger and stronger than they are. I am glad I took your swords. I don't want a repeat of when you went wild and tortured me for years. Dosvidannia, Russia Vanya: Maybe I'm starting to go nuts like Belarus. Speaking of which, I saw her at a party held in Vengriya's house. A truth or dare party. I'm sure you didn't wanna go there though. Hey, if I was dead, then Tatarstan wouldn't even be born, as well as Astrakhan. Don't forget that my people are second only to Russians in the second largest group of people. Of course, your people killed my boss and drove his wife to jump off the tower after Ivan the Terrible wanted to make her his new wife or something. (That's how the Soyembika Tower got its legend) Yeah, but if I recall, you were having fun 'playing' with the Baltics, and they tremble when you're around. I'm also planning to go party with Sweden, so if you wanna come, that's fine. Batu Borjigin
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Post by Ivan Braginski on Aug 27, 2011 21:23:10 GMT -5
Dear Russia, Th' mair ye git used tae mah accent th' better chance ye huv o' understanding whit ah say tae ye. We a' ur stowed (busy) richt noo bit we wull aye mak' time tae blether (talk) tae ither nations. Ye huv tae speil (play) against him in hockey. Ah skelp (hit) him in th' coupon (face) whin ah played against him. He cannae be forgotten wance ye see his ither side. If ye tell him ye hurt his Englain he'll likelie shaw ye that side. Ah ken fowk kin actually be guid bit nae whin thay drag ye doon. Sincerely, Scotland Scotland, But it's so difficult to make out what you're saying regardless! Oh well. I'll get over it. Eventually. I don't want to talk to England for anything. I remember him a bit after matches, but after a while, I simply forget. Excuse me for that. England hates me. I know it now. I can take care of everything, Scotland. Maybe you can't, but I can. And my people are quite happy to be friends with America's. Dosvidannia, Russia
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Post by ionakirkland on Aug 28, 2011 11:15:45 GMT -5
Dear Ivan,
England's formal. It annoys me. I think it's because it makes him feel like a gentleman or something. I refuse to be formal unless my bosses tells me to. If I don't do what they tell me to, they cut off my Guinness supply. So I listen to them.
I think you're right there. In some ways it can be fun though.
Oh that's great! So, next week? Come on Monday or something. I don't really mind. L-little one...?
With love and luck, Iona
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