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Post by Marisha Allan on Sept 4, 2011 13:38:42 GMT -5
Hi there! It's me The Commonwealth of The Bahamas! It's great to meet you/see you again! Please call me Marisha!  I've decided to start sending letters because Lord Orange Arthur James Francis Anthony Mark Milton III...also known as Orange my flamingo thinks I need more of a social life outside the Caribbean. Though I was sure I had one...I did...didn't I?! |
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Post by Walker Jones on Sept 4, 2011 21:47:05 GMT -5
Howdy Marisha,
Your flamingo told you that you have no social life? Okay. Well, how have ya'll been down there? Hope it's been wetter than it has been up here.
Anyway, hope you're well,
Walker Jones
Texas
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Post by Marisha Allan on Sept 5, 2011 0:26:09 GMT -5
Dear Texas,
Well...he's always mean to me like that, don't mind him! Well everything's been good...well of course there's the bad things and all...but we're all good~! And how are you, Walker? It's been pretty dry for you hasn't it? I hope you're ok!
Marisha Allan
The Bahamas
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Oct 22, 2011 10:09:58 GMT -5
Hey Marmar!
I'm writing to you now instead of just replying to what you've sent me! Are you proud of me now dear older cousin of mine~? Anyways....have you gotten laid yet?
Lot's of Love,
Your darling younger cousin,
Sofia
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Post by Marisha Allan on Oct 22, 2011 10:12:04 GMT -5
Oh god not you again Sofia,
Yes I'm very proud of you dear little cousin who I could probably invade and now one would give a fuck about it....I should so do that. W-what?! You just wrote to me to ask me that you pervert?! It's none of your business!
Wishing you all the best and praying St Vincent succeeds in running you over with a car,
Your displeased older cousin,
Marisha Allan
The Commonwealth Of The Bahamas
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Oct 22, 2011 10:16:49 GMT -5
Why yes it is me again Marisha,
Inny would care if I got invaded! ....But you have better things to do than try late late invasion Marisha! Like focusing on getting laid! It'd help you loosen up! Find yourself a nice guy or gal or something!
Hey that's mean even for you Marisha,
Your now rather pouty younger cousin,
Sofia
Don't be all formal with me MarMar.
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Post by Marisha Allan on Oct 22, 2011 10:21:21 GMT -5
Oh damn Sofia what part of restraining order don't you get?
Yes Inny would probably care....but uh...no one else really cares about the Caribbean other than the Caribbean. I don't need to get laid! Leave me alone about that Sofia or you know the next time you come over I will hit you with my cooking pot.
Get used to it,
Your annoyed older cousin,
Marisha Allan,
I can be as formal as I bloody want.
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Oct 22, 2011 10:26:38 GMT -5
The Order part Marmar how could you ever want to be apart from your darling younger cousin?
See! But yeah you're right...except Haiti everyone cared when he had the huge earthquake! Yes you do! We need to take you to counselling so you can see the benefits of being a bit looser! And getting laid!
Meanie,
Your upset younger cousin,
Sofia,
Stop saying bloody you sound like daddy
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Post by Marisha Allan on Oct 22, 2011 10:33:38 GMT -5
It's rather easy, Sofia,
Well Haiti's suffered for ages and no one cared then, Sofia. It was really sad he really hates France you know? What?! You're not taking me anywhere to get me laid you little pervert!
I'm not a meanie, silly cutter,
Your traumatized Older Cousin,
Marisha,
I can say what I want.
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Oct 22, 2011 10:41:41 GMT -5
No it's not Mar!
Well...he's a bit on the poor side....it's not like he can do much without help so it's sad no one notices him. LET ME TAKE YOU TO GET LAID!
Not a cutter,
Your determined little cousin,
Sofia
No ya can't
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Post by Marisha Allan on Oct 22, 2011 10:47:21 GMT -5
Yes it is Sofia don't argue!
That's an understatement and you know it, doll. AND NO YOU CAN'T GO AND BOTHER TEXAS OR SOMETHING!
Yeah you are,
Your distraught older cousin,
Marisha
Can too
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Oct 22, 2011 11:07:40 GMT -5
Marisha,
Yes maybe it is....the second poorest in the Western Hemisphere isn't he? That's....really sad. WELL I WILL WHEN I SEE HIM BUT NOW YOU ARE MY BOTHER VICTIM.
Am not,
Your dissapointed little cousin
Sofia
Can not
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Post by Marisha Allan on Oct 22, 2011 11:11:50 GMT -5
Sofia!
Yeah...anyways how has it been going with you, dearest little cousin? I AM NOT YOUR BOTHER VICTIM LEAVE ME ALONE DAMNIT WOMAN. I WILL NOT HAVE SEX IF YOU PRESSURE ME.
Your....older cousin who is scarred for life,
Marisha
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Oct 24, 2011 11:10:15 GMT -5
Marisha,
It's been doing great you know the usual darling older cousin~!...I still think you should so do it, Marisha it's great! Really!
Sorry for scarring you,
Sofia
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Post by Marisha Allan on Oct 24, 2011 17:55:31 GMT -5
Sofia,
When haven't you been doing great? Your eternal optimism annoys me to no end, babe.What do you mean try it? Once it's gone it's gone! You can't get it back!
When the hell have you ever been sorry,
Love,
Marisha
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