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Post by Lars Van Rijn on Feb 27, 2012 2:27:26 GMT -5
Hallo Meneer GERMAN STATE,
Ik ben goed. How has that conservatism going for you? Thank you for your help. Of course at least I get to compete as a Nation which you don't get that opportunity since you are only a GERMAN STATE.
de Nederlands
PS Now why would you want that its the only way people know you exist? I mean your brother Prussia doesn't even have land anymore and he's still more well known than you.
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Post by Lars Van Rijn on Feb 27, 2012 2:31:43 GMT -5
Hollanda, The Tulip was a gift from one of my bosses to one of yours, you were the one to take it upon himself to plant one of the gifts and try to overtake the title of Tulip country from me. Everyone knows that Turkey has the best tulips. I've been good. Turkiye Turkije, And I thank him for that. How can you have the best when I have the highest export of tulips in the world? Everybody comes to the Netherlands for the tulip viewing festival not Turkije. That's good. de Nederlands
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Post by josephseidl on Feb 27, 2012 2:44:17 GMT -5
Hello future flood victim,
it has been going as always, silly question! And how are your dikes doing? Oh fuck off! Since about three quarters of the German national team play for my Bavarian teams, I practically do compete there!
Pfiadi, Bavaria
P.S.: People know fully well that I exist without you faking my beer, you fraud! To merit the name "Bavaria" a beer must be brewed over here and meet the standards of my purity laws. I can do without fame if it was only for being known as Europe's biggest Drecksack like the stupid Preiss.
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Post by Sadiq Adnan on Feb 27, 2012 2:47:22 GMT -5
Hollanda,
We also have a Tulip festival in Istanbul, and it is quite popular. You might have a higher quantity of Tulips to sell, but we have the quality, and as soon as people realize that, they will come flocking to my country to view the tulips. All of your tulips are hybridized versions of the original that got wiped out due to a virus...you had to make genetically stable Ours are the Original.
Turkiye
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Post by Lars Van Rijn on Feb 27, 2012 2:52:20 GMT -5
Hallo Mountain goat who also happens to smell like one,
Honestly what would your baas do if he knew you weren't conservative. So the outside world doesn't think of them as Bavarians they think of them as Germans.
P.S. Oh really because when I look at a map I see GERMANY, not Bavaria. Well since I brew it and there is no copywrite on your name, all it has to do is meet my purity laws.
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Post by Lars Van Rijn on Feb 27, 2012 2:56:41 GMT -5
Hollanda, We also have a Tulip festival in Istanbul, and it is quite popular. You might have a higher quantity of Tulips to sell, but we have the quality, and as soon as people realize that, they will come flocking to my country to view the tulips. All of your tulips are hybridized versions of the original that got wiped out due to a virus...you had to make genetically stable Ours are the Original. Turkiye Turkije, Well considering no one thinks of Turkey and Tulips that will be a long time yet. Besides our quality is just fine. Yes and ours will survive longer in foreign areas than yours will. So people buying them will be a waste of time and money. de Nederlands
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Post by Sadiq Adnan on Feb 27, 2012 3:08:52 GMT -5
Hollanda,
If no one ever thinks of Turkey will Tulips, it is because you stole all the fame from us! That title rightfully belongs to us and we will get it back! My flowers survive just fine, thank you very much. It is not a waste of time and money. We feel like the value and the worth of the flower will speak for itself without all the horrible advertising that you do for it. People just are easily fooled by your false advertising...
You are a right ass.
Turkiye
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Post by josephseidl on Feb 27, 2012 3:15:38 GMT -5
Fishhead who can't tell the difference between a goat and a chamois,
and how's it going up there with your cute little dikes? I heard Atlantis joined this letter thing too. Maybe you could ask her for a few tips about living as an underwater-country. I don't know what you're talking about. I am as conservative as can be expected from me. Then the outside world is stupid!
Pfiadi, Bavaria
P.S.: Then obviously your people suck at painting maps ever since their time as great sailors ended. Of course there's no copyright on my name, because everybody with a common sense knows that something that has nothing to do with me isn't named "Bavaria"!
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Post by Lars Van Rijn on Feb 27, 2012 3:18:59 GMT -5
Turkije
If I was able to steal all the fame from you then it's your fault for having no sense of business. And how plan on doing that withou any "false advertising"? They didn't survive that virus get well, did they? It is so. And hows that working for you? Which is why I'm the tulip nation.
In other words, a good businessman.
de Nederlands
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Post by Lars Van Rijn on Feb 27, 2012 3:25:45 GMT -5
Blonde busty serving wench,
So far I'm doing well. Not all my country is from the sea dunderhead. Really? I knew Germans were liars but I didn't know they even lied to themselves. Or Bavaria just doesn't matter.
de Nederlands
P.S. you obviously have no sense for business Bavaria is known for Oktoberfest so why not name our beer that? America has a beer made after Emma and she doesn't complain. You sound like a small child. You really are no different from Prussia.
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Post by josephseidl on Feb 27, 2012 4:01:47 GMT -5
WTF?! Guy who is obviously in desperate need of glasses,
it will be when the global warming makes the sea level rise a bit more. Just wait and see. Ja, Germans are liars, but Bavarians aren't. I am not surprised, since after smoking all that weed probably nothing matters to your befogged brain anyway.
Pfiadi, Bavaria
P.S.: Of course I have a sense of business or why do you think I'm the number one in economy and tourism?! That only proves that you're a lazy fraud that wants to benefit from my work and reputation, because you're too stupid to do it himself. I'm several centuries older than you, which clearly makes you the child here. And you're no different from Spain!
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Post by Arthur Kirkland on Feb 27, 2012 6:23:33 GMT -5
Dear Lars,
I don't use magic for everything. So even though we have a close economic and political relationship you're going to treat me like I'm the enemy? Everything wasn't decided by France and I. The other nations on my side didn't treat Germany any better than I did. The rest of the nations if they needed help would flee and hide in another country so she was free to do that. Your people all did their best to run to me for protection and also joined the fight with my own to help. You could have protected her. Over the years your boss has come to love my Queen as she has come to love your people. Why can't you just see that we should be friends now?
Sincerely, Arthur Kirkland
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Feb 27, 2012 12:16:48 GMT -5
Netherlands,
How do you know I've not been called worse? That better be sarcasm. Because if you've not noticed I overflow with confidence and I didn't get chased off an island by an aging civilization on his last legs. You did. If you've not noticed, I'm not a grown adult, bata. And I want to ask about your sister because she's kind of my link to the EU you know...
St Lucia
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Post by belbel on Feb 29, 2012 10:13:25 GMT -5
Beste Lars,
How are you, grote broer? It's been a while. I missed you, you know. How have things been since we last spoke?
Grote broer, would you like to come visit me some time? I can make you waffles, if you'd like.
Liefs van je kleine zusje, Emma
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Post by Lars Van Rijn on Feb 29, 2012 23:25:43 GMT -5
Dear Arthur,
I'm not treating you like the enemy, if I were I would be writing to you like I have the Beierse idioot (Bavarian idiot). At the time we weren't exactly getting along. Yes well my people aren't her people. We can be friends but I wouldn't say good friends, we will be barely above acquaintances.
Tot ziens, Lars
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