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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Jan 22, 2012 17:33:54 GMT -5
Dear Joseph,
Don’t be mean! Ah loue a challenge. What’s wrong wi' yin o' ye glaikit (stupid) brothers? Ah thought thay wur auld enough tae ken howfur tae tak' care o' themselves fur wance. Joseph ah don’t ask glaikit quaistion. Ye wid yell 'n' pout lik' a wean (child)? Weel sin Dylan doesn’t waant her anymair ah don’t huv tae worry aboot her ruining mah fowk that ah worked hard fur. Dae ye still nae ken muckle aboot yer neighbor Austria?
Weel oor deal is deid noo. I’m glad we cuid still mak' a deal instead o' fightin' ower twa fowk. Mah freckles ur mingin' (horrible). A' thay dae is mak' it mair noticeable whin ah blush. Joseph someone wi' bricht rid hair 'n' green een that towers 'boon (above) fowk doesn’t ever keek (look) plain. I’ll ainlie stop covering mah freckles if ah huv a reason tae.
Ah let him carry me fur if ah don’t he’ll drap me or git upset. Ah ower him ne'er carry me fur it's embarrassing.
Sincerely, Scotland
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Jan 22, 2012 17:38:30 GMT -5
Dear Iona,
Howfur it's nae fair whin you’re free tae bit ne'er dae? Ye blether (talk) aboot whit ah used tae dae tae Arthur. I’m nae bein' silly. Sorry bit ah can’t tell ye howfur ah found oot.
She isn’t richt fur him 'n' it doesn’t maiter sin thay aren’t th'gither anymair. It doesn’t maiter if ah wis getting alang wi' her at foremaist fur ah didn’t waant her stealing Dylan awa'. Ah don’t git tae see him often 'n' whin thay wur th'gither ah sew him less. I’m nae sure ah kin fix hings wi' Dylan. He’s older 'n' na langer wants or needs me tae haud his haun. Iona please hulp me mak' hings getting wi' Dylan. Stop worrying I’m braw (fine).
With love, Hamish
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Jan 22, 2012 17:39:29 GMT -5
Dear Alexis,
Ye dye yer hair? How come nae keep it th' natural color? I’m taller than Germany sae that’s how come a' body says I’m tall. Thare ur mony reasons nae tae lik' Arthur. Ah hate thaim. Protests mak' me ill at th' wirst o' times. Wi' ilka protests mony tak' it tae far 'n' end up hurting th' nation thay claim tae be fightin' fur.
Sincerely, Scotland
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Jan 22, 2012 17:40:29 GMT -5
Dear Francis,
Please don’t dae that tae me again Francis. Ah can’t tak' bein' wi'oot ye fur sae lang. A'm needin' ye tae aye be by mah side. A loue ye tae sae please don’t hing aff us fur sae lang. If ye didn’t come back ah wid huv ended up waiting fur ye 'til th' end o' th' world.
Tha gaol agam ort, Hamish
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Jan 22, 2012 17:42:05 GMT -5
Dear Sofia,
Aye it haes bin ower lang sin lest time we spoke. I’ve bin braw (fine). Wales left Belgium sae I’ve bin daein' a lot better than afore. Huv ye bin taking care o' yersel'? Ah heard aboot th' break up… Urr (are) ye okay?
Sincerely, Hamish Kirkland
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Jan 22, 2012 17:43:20 GMT -5
Dear Elizabeta,
Ah don’t need tae huv either o' ye worrying aboot me. I’m a grown nation that kin handle hings oan his ain (own). Please stop worrying.
How come urr ye pretending tae be a man? Ye keek (look) better as a wifie (woman) 'n' ye huv na reason tae act lik' a man unless you’re trying tae win th' hert o' a bufty (gay) guy.
Sincerely, Hamish
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Jan 22, 2012 17:44:36 GMT -5
Dear Canada,
I’ve bin daein' braw (fine) sin France cam back 'n' haes mair time tae spend wi' me. How come you've bin? It isn’t a muckle (big) deal that ye didn’t write tae me 'til noo. We ur oan good terms sae ah don’t hate ye. Sin th' break up huv ye found someone freish (new)?
Sincerely, Hamish Kirkland
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Jan 22, 2012 18:03:47 GMT -5
Dear Hamish,
It's been so long I almost couldn't understand a word you wrote. Good to hear, Hamish, I'd hate it if you were doing badly. Because Dylan left her you're doing better? How come?! I quite like her. Well I was pretty bloody downbeat before but I'm a lot better, I've done some growing up I guess. Ok, I won't lie. This is the first time I've been dumped and not the other way around, so I was...sad. Never jealous, just upset I'm not what she wants but of course I'm ok! I've had worse pains than...that.
Sincerely, Sofia Alexander
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Post by josephseidl on Jan 24, 2012 6:39:02 GMT -5
Servus Hamish,
I am not mean. Then how about this challenge: stop teasing me! Oh, that... Ludwig had a breakdown, but don't let him know that I told you. Of course I wouldn't! That was sarcasm. Are you still grounded by the way? I heard that Dylan and Belgium aren't together anymore. It's too bad that it didn't go well for them. They looked so happy and serious. They were even planning to get married after all (which I only learned after they broke up). I hope your little brothers finds his happiness. I know about all facts and data about Austria that I have to know. Thanks for your help again, you're a lifesaver.
Right. You're my best friend, Hamish. No matter what, I would never start a fight with you over something like that. But that's not true! Your freckles look good on you. You're cute when you blush and that happens seldom enough anyway. Maybe, but still your freckles make you unique. Isn't it reason enough that they look good?
See? You just admitted that being carried is embarrassing! That's exactly what I try to explain to you since forever.
Pfiadi, Joseph
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Post by Francis Bonnefoy on Jan 27, 2012 10:30:09 GMT -5
Cher Hamish,
Je suis desolee... you know I did not mean it. Mais la crise d'euros has been making me so busy and then I lost my... I never wanted to be gone for so long, et that is why I will do everything I can so that we can be together! Mon petit lapin, mon doux, please do not be sad. I am here now, oui?
Je t'aime, Francis xxxxxxx
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Post by ionakirkland on Feb 15, 2012 15:53:18 GMT -5
Dear Alba,
It's not fair because... because... it just isn't! But that doesn't have anything to do with it, Alba. You are being silly, very silly! What?! Why can't you tell me?! Not fair....
She may not have been right for him, but you shouldn't have acted like that. It does matter! I honestly thought you got along and then you were really mean to her just because she was with Dylan. I'm sorry you feel that way, Alba. I really am. I'll talk to Dylan about it, ok? But please promise me you'll make it up with Belbel? She felt really bad because you got all pissed off, and now she's depressed because the wedding's off...
If you say that you're fine, then I guess you are.
With love and luck, Iona
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Feb 15, 2012 21:23:22 GMT -5
Dear Sofia,
Ye forgot howfur tae read mah bonny wey o' speaking? Ah dinnae ken if ah shuid be hurt or if ah shuid be shocked. How come wid ah bein' daein' badly? Aye! 'twas causing us tae rammy (fight) 'n' he didnae cop (feel) 'twas mair than mukker (friend) loue sae he cried (called) it aff. Ah liked her afore she went efter mah brother. Glad tae ken ye'r back oan yer feet. Awright ye win some 'n' lose some richt? A'm sorry aboot that.
Sincerely, Hamish Kirkland
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Feb 15, 2012 21:42:30 GMT -5
Dear Joseph,
Ye'r sae cruel tae me Joseph! That's nae a challenge 'n' ye ken it. Ah ne'er knew yer brother cuid huv a break doon. Ah kinda thought he wis an emotionless robot. Na thay gave up oan keeping me locked up. Aye thay broke up whilk is a wee bit mah fault. Is it selfish that a'm glad that hings finally ended? thay did bit Dylan said she wis awfy much o' a mukker. Dinna fash yirsel ah an' a' found oot efter thay broke up whilk hurt me. Trust me he seems tae huv found someone else. Ye'r welcome.
Ye'r a guid mukker fur o' that Joseph. Whiles it seems ah kin trust ainlie ye. Thay dinnae keek (look) guid oan me. Weel ah hate bein' seen as cute whin a'm as auld as a'm. Efter bein' teased aboot thaim 'n' mah rid locks yin (one) hud tae gang sae na it isnae reason enough.
Awright Joseph dinnae tell Dylan ah tellt bit he haes a huge crush oan ye 'n' if ye dinnae cop (feel) th' same please let him doon easy.
Sincerely, Hamish
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Feb 15, 2012 21:49:26 GMT -5
Dear Francis,
Aye ah ken ye didnae mean it. Dinna fash yirsel fur ah cuid ne'er bade crabbit wi' sic a bonny man. Ye lost yer whit? Ye dinnae need tae keep apologizing or trying tae explain fur ye'r awready bin forgiven. Sorry richt noo a'm greetin' (crying) fur a'm happy tae huv ye back.
Tha gaol agam ort-fhèin, Hamish
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Feb 16, 2012 11:40:32 GMT -5
Dear Hamish,
It's just been a while since we spoke/wrote whatever, I'll get used to it again. Well I don't know? This whole independence referendum and the fact Frankie Boyle described you as a giant coal mine with a few Tesco Expresses' on the top? And the rain that'd be a reason to be upset...it's not warm rain it's cold rain...what?! Hamish you fought because he was going out with someone? Dylan's not a baby you have to let him spread his wings at some point. That's a shame...they were kinda cute together I guess? Emma's a nice girl I'm sure! It's her brother I'm more on the so and so about. I'm somewhat offended he gave up trying to colonize me after the one try considering how many times Francis and Arthur tried. Bloody hell, Hamish don't be sorry. Bon dous you act like it's more than nothing. It's nothing. Besides, single is sexy and it's my birthday soon so I'm gonna make sure I have a good time.
Sincerely, Sofia Alexander
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