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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Jul 27, 2011 23:00:00 GMT -5
Dear Wales,
Ah dinnae think thare ur ony reasons tae wantae be aroond him unless yer France. Tae this day ah cannae staun bein' aroond him 'n' hearing him greet ower ilka wee thing that goes wrong. He tries tae feed yer sheep? is he insane? if he does that thay a' wull git peely-wally 'n' die. We cannae huv that noo kin we.
Mah unicorn is muckle better than yer dragon. Dragons cannae beat a single unicorn! Wales if ye keep saying yer dragons ur better ye'r gaun tae stairt a war!
With love, Scotland
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Jul 27, 2011 23:03:04 GMT -5
Dear Sicily,
'til noo ah didnae ken 'twas yer wine. France tellt me he git it fur me 'n' him tae share. Ah wull buy ye some freish (new) wine if yi'll waant.
Sincerely, Scotland
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Post by Dylan Kirkland on Jul 27, 2011 23:06:53 GMT -5
Dear Scotland,
I told Saint Lucia that its been over many centuries that our reasons have built up. But she's think we are being a bit extreme. Yes he has. I think so. I know and they are my main export. Which is why I taught my rams to chase him on sight. No we can not.
Mighty defensive aren't you?
With love, Wales
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Jul 27, 2011 23:23:57 GMT -5
Dear Wales,
We aren't bein' extreme wi' howfur muckle we hate Englain. He haes wronged us fur centuries 'n' lik' tae pretend that he didnae dae anythin' wrong whin he kens fur a fact that he ruined oor bides. Thare is hee haw we kin dae tae him tae git back fur everything he haes dane tae th' twa o' us. Ah will mak' him lea yer sheep alone.
Amurnay bein' defensive Wales. Ye ken ye'r pushing th' wrong buttons 'n' ah huv na fags tae hulp me relax. Ah think someone threw thaim oot!
With love, Scotland
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Post by Dylan Kirkland on Jul 27, 2011 23:33:10 GMT -5
Dear Scotland,
That's what I told her. He has wronged us and a lot of other places as well and I hate how he likes to play the victim. Thanks.
Is something going on? You're really irritable lately, more so then usual.
With love, Wales
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Jul 28, 2011 3:51:54 GMT -5
Dear Wales,
Englain ainlie kens howfur tae speil th' victim fur maw aye let him afore she left us. If she wid huv raised him lik' th' rest o' us he wouldn't aye try tae git his wey 'n' greet (cry) whin he doesn't. Mibbie if a' o' us stop listening tae him 'n' shut him oot o' oor bides he wull learn tae graw up.
Na hee haw is gaun oan. Ah juist haven't hud a fag (cigarette) or ony whisky in a while 'n' ah jalouse it's starting tae git tae me.
with love, Scotland
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Jul 28, 2011 4:08:25 GMT -5
Dear Scotland,
You...wished you would have drop kicked him into a what? Have you asked anyone to give you some cigarettes?
I'm doing alright, I guess. Kind of lonely, which is why I'm writing letters, siblings and iguanas only provide so much company. Also if you hate England so much, though honestly I don't blame you, why do all of you have the same last name?
Yours sincerely Saint Lucia (Sofia Alexander)
P.S. Is it true you have a pet unicorn?
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Jul 28, 2011 4:23:56 GMT -5
Dear St Lucia,
Coupon (face) foremaist intae a dyke (wall). Sorry if mah writing is whiles hard tae read. Na fur mah siblings dinnae smoke sae a dinnae ken o' a'body that wid be willing tae gimme yin (one) afore ah blaw up.
Aye ah ken o' yer feelin'. It kin be lonely fur me tae whin ah dinnae see mah brothers muckle 'n' ah ainlie huv th' fairies, Nessie, 'n' mah unicorn tae blether tae. Ah ainlie stairted writing tae mak' Englain hing aff us fur a while. His voice is lik' nails oan a chalkboard. A'm older than Englain meaning th' lest name wis mines foremaist.
Sincerely, Scotland
P.S. Aye ah dae huv a pet unicorn. Ah git teased by mah brothers ower that.
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Jul 28, 2011 4:30:15 GMT -5
Dear Scotland,
Face into a wall? Wow, there's a lot of hate in your head. I'm sorry to hear that, I haven't smoked for a while so I don't think I know anyone who has any, sorry.
You see fairies as well? So England isn't really crazy? Now I feel mean. So technically, England took that name from you?
Sincerely, St Lucia
P.S. Well...I could never imagine you with a unicorn, so that's come as a surprise.
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Jul 28, 2011 4:39:40 GMT -5
Dear St Lucia,
Na it isnae hate in mah heid it's hate in mah hert frae everything he pat me thro' 'n' fur taking mah childhood awa'. Ah muckle (much) raised a' o' mah brothers 'n' Englain is th' youngest sae cheers (thanks) tae him ah hud years o' someone clinging tae mah shank (leg). Ah micht juist steal England's wallet 'n' gang buy myself fags sae ah dinnae end up stabbing someone.
Aye ah see fairies. Me, Wales, Northern Ireland, Ireland, 'n' Englain a' see fairies. Maist o' us juist scouk (hide) it sae th' world thinks Englain lost his mynd. Aye he teuk th' name frae me. Ah wis Britannia's foremaist born wean sae th' name is rightfully mines nae his.
Sincerely, Scotland
P.S. If ye saw it trust me ye wid likelie greet (cry) ye wid be laughing sae hard. It doesn't hulp me keek (look) manly at a'.
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Jul 28, 2011 4:47:49 GMT -5
Dear Scotland,
So you hate him...passionately? With all your heart? I guess I'll never guess why you guys hate him so much. You know, stealing England's wallet is a very good idea, you'd really stab someone?
So, you all want the world to think England's crazy?
Sincerely, St Lucia
P.S. Well...it'd definitely make some people assume you weren't manly at all.
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Jul 28, 2011 5:05:23 GMT -5
Dear St. Lucia,
Aye ah hate mah wee brother wi' a passion. Mah hert is filled wi' hate fur him alone. Ye likelie wouldn't ken bit he haes betrayed us tae mony times 'n' tried tae tak' oor land awa'. Ah wonder howfur mony fags ah kin buy fur fifty dollars. Aye ah wid snap someone. A'm a chain smoker. Ah ne'er stop smoking.
Ye caught us. We hud a goal tae mak' a' body think ainlie Englain saw fairies 'n' ghosts.
Sincerely, Scotland
P.S. Either fowk think amurnay manly or stairt tae hawp a'm interested in men. Whilk insae true. Ah dinnae care aboot gender.
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Jul 28, 2011 5:09:36 GMT -5
Dear Scotland,
Then I won't harp on about it being bad to hate family. Well cigarette prices have gone up where you guys are with your recession...you'll buy a good few packets though I'm sure. Remind me never to be near you when you haven't had a cigarette.
I think you're succeeding in that goal though, really.
Sincerely, St Lucia.
P.S. Nothing's wrong with being gay...though I think most people here are either bisexual or not. You know? Like asexual?
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Post by Hamish Kirkland on Jul 28, 2011 5:20:50 GMT -5
Dear St Lucia,
Ah dinnae hate a' o' mah family if that mak's yer feelin' better. Ah ainlie hate Englain. Th' rest o' th' family is gey (very) important tae me. A'd gie mah lee (life) tae protect thaim. That's true. A'm feelin' better noo wi' a fag in mah gob (mouth). It's a'maist relaxing. Aye sorry. If yer near me whin a'm smoking kerry (take) it oot mah fag if ah keek fauchelt (look tired).
Weel that's a guid think. Making th' world think Englain is insane is fin.
Sincerely, Scotland
P.S. Maist th' male nations ur bisexual sin thare aren't mony wummin tae try bein' wi' 'n' ah dinnae count Hungary as a wifie at a'.
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Post by Sofia Alexander on Jul 28, 2011 5:26:30 GMT -5
Dear Scotland,
...if you want the truth it doesn't really make me feel better. But it's good you love the rest of them a lot. Will do...
You have a weird hobby there, but a lot of people don't like England...so...
Sincerely, St Lucia
P.S. The thing is Hungary was married before. Though I have to admit if I was a guy I probably wouldn't think of Hungary as a wifie at all...
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