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Post by Antonio Fernández Carriedo on Jun 3, 2012 3:22:30 GMT -5
Hola Paul,
You have the same name as Paul the octopus! Hey, I am! Lo siento, you aren't an octopus at all, you're an interesting person! You're here now friend, enjoy your time here! Lovino, my Ita, South Italy~You don't have to be like Gilbert! I don't think I'm like Narciso.....? Friends are nice to each other, si? That's what I'm here for!
You're too hard on yourself, Paul! But I have just the cure for you!
Your amigo, Antonio
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Post by Sadiq Adnan on Jun 3, 2012 3:38:25 GMT -5
Paul,
Whow, chill out man, I was only playing. No ones gonna bite you. Yea, must say I've had fun times drinking with Gil. Eh, don't know what you're missing. Ya ever need to talk I'm here... But seriously, chill.
Turkey
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Post by Paul Beilschmidt on Jun 3, 2012 3:59:08 GMT -5
Turkey,
Th-then k-k-keep any mean people away from me! I'm scared. Nein, beer makes you silly and your body will shut down if you drink too much. It is such a dangerous drink to consume! D-d-don't tell me what to do..
-Paulzeloser
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Post by Paul Beilschmidt on Jun 3, 2012 4:03:16 GMT -5
Hola Paul, You have the same name as Paul the octopus! Hey, I am! Lo siento, you aren't an octopus at all, you're an interesting person! You're here now friend, enjoy your time here! Lovino, my Ita, South Italy~You don't have to be like Gilbert! I don't think I'm like Narciso.....? Friends are nice to each other, si? That's what I'm here for! You're too hard on yourself, Paul! But I have just the cure for you! Your amigo, Antonio Antonio, .... I am not interesting. Why are you arguing with me!? We just started writing! I don't want to be your friend. S-south Italy? O-oh. I don't want to be like Gilbert and I am not. You don't want to be nice to me do you? What cure!? Poisoned food!? -Paulzeloser
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Post by Antonio Fernández Carriedo on Jun 3, 2012 4:48:57 GMT -5
Paul,
I-I'm not arguing with you Pablo! You don't? Si, si, that's okay Paul.. Do you know him? The one from this world? Si, si, entiendo~ Si, I do, actually! Muy, muy agradable para usted~!
No! My cheer up charm! Fussossosso~~ Now you'll be happy amigo~~
-Antonio
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Post by Paul Beilschmidt on Jun 3, 2012 5:39:35 GMT -5
Antonio,
J-ja, y-you are! I'm sorry! N-n-now I've made you upset or saddenned. I HATE MYSELF I'M SO SORRY SPAIN!! NEIN! OH MEIN GOTT! I DON'T KNOW! IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION!? DON'T HURT ME! H-huh!? What??
..... What is this sorcery?
Paul
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Post by Antonio Fernández Carriedo on Jun 3, 2012 5:51:29 GMT -5
Paul,
Um.. No, no, no senor! Don't be sorry! Please try to be happier! Don't hate yourself! ....... I only asked. No, this is no trick question.. uh.. que? I would never dream of hurting you! I want to be and will be really, really nice to you!
...hm? It worked? ehe, I can't tell~~do you feel any better at all? It's a magic charm that makes people happier!
Antonio
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Post by Paul Beilschmidt on Jun 3, 2012 5:59:29 GMT -5
Antonio,
Stop CONFUSING ME! Das ist so gruselig! What do you want from me!? I-I'm scared t-to be ha-happy! You would yell at me if I met you like the other Spain! Why!? I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY! BUT SWITZERLAND DOES!
Magic? Not like Oliver's ma-magic? It's good? I-I-I thi-think i-it w-worked. Haha..hahaha...~~
Paul
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Post by Antonio Fernández Carriedo on Jun 3, 2012 6:10:10 GMT -5
Paul,
L-lo siento I didn't mean to confuse you. Don't be scared, you need some happiness in your life! ..No, dios no! Oh, Dios mío! I never asked for dinero! Not if Oliver's magic is bad, no no no. ¡Hurra! Good thing it worked, si? The charm made you happy??
-Antonio
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Post by Sadiq Adnan on Jun 3, 2012 9:05:35 GMT -5
Paul,
i'll do my best when I'm around you, I wouldn't want ya to get hurt. Yes the body will shut down if you drink too much, thats why you consume it in moderation. It was more of a suggestion than trying to tell you what to do. I won't hurt you, there is no need to be afraid of me.
Sadiq
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Post by Ben Calteux on Jun 3, 2012 11:15:12 GMT -5
Dear Paul,
Well, you are worthy of my time... That's why I wrote to you in the first place! And you are no loser... But anyway do want to get together some time? Probably for tête-à-tête? It would be very nice to get to know you a little bit more.
Yours Truely,
Ben
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Post by Paul Beilschmidt on Jun 3, 2012 15:16:48 GMT -5
A-antonio,
You've done nothing but confuse me! What are trying to do with me?? I don't deserve happiness. My existence on this planet is a sin. Lies!! Take a-all th-the money I have, I shouldn't exist anyway! What good is money! ...I d-d-don't know any-any amore.. C-could you d-do it a-again?
-Paul ze unawesome loser [who is not an octopus]
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Post by Paul Beilschmidt on Jun 3, 2012 15:22:32 GMT -5
S-sadiq,
You must not lie to me about this! Oh what am I saying, trying to order around someone as strong as you?? Whatever you do, do not hurt me, I-I'll break. I will need to m-make sure for myself if I should be af-afraid of y-you. B-but I won't drink anywhere near you or a-anyone!
-Paul ((He may creep Turkey to see if he can trust him))
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Post by Paul Beilschmidt on Jun 3, 2012 15:33:07 GMT -5
Dear Paul, Well, you are worthy of my time... That's why I wrote to you in the first place! And you are no loser... But anyway do want to get together some time? Probably for tête-à-tête? It would be very nice to get to know you a little bit more. Yours Truely, Ben D-dear Ben, You have written me so that you can make fun of me, bec-cause it is so "fun" to pick on me. Lies! I'm such a loser I can't even keep my mouth shut! Why do you want to see me?? There is nothing to get to know about me!! I'm an idiot and a loser and unawesome and disrespectful to the countries cursed with my precense. You would want to kill me if we met because I'm a weird, kind of gay loser!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! WHY!!?? WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME!? I'M SUCH A FREAK!! *really tear stained letter* JUST END MY LIFE NOW! I DON'T DESERVE TO BE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE! -Paul
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Post by Sadiq Adnan on Jun 3, 2012 16:04:42 GMT -5
Paul,
I would not lie to you about this, I do not like to lie. I won't hurt you, belive me....I take it the other Turkey has hurt you before? Well, I am not him. Take all the time you need, I will not rush you and will even stop writing to you if you ask, but not becuase you are "unworthy" of being written to....no one is unworthy. Then we do not have to drink, how about a glass of apple juice then?
Sadiq
((Thats fine, creep away))
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