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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Mar 11, 2012 17:58:43 GMT -5
Dear Dad, Yea, it would be awesome ta' come back home, but its still a pretty good idea to have things settled for you first. I can't wait to come and see you again though! Bob knows how to smile!? He's part of the suits! Thats frikken' amazing! Yea I hope he'll appreciate the donation even though it ain't much. All my loving, Chris Chris, Well things are almost settled. Seems like just another day and I'll have the all clear! I can't wait to see you again either buddy! It's been too long! Yup! Bob's a pretty talented guy for a suit! He's really incredible. Saved my bacon a few times, although I think he forgets that sometimes. Too modest for his own good. I'm sure he will Chris. Every little bit helps. Love, Dad P.S. Keep August 19 th Free!
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Post by Joseph L Jones on Mar 11, 2012 21:56:19 GMT -5
Hola culo~
¿Qué onda, güey? Whats up dude? You want to give me visitation rights for mi little hermano Tejas eh? Next time I try see him y' better not shoot!
-Mexico
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Mar 11, 2012 22:20:03 GMT -5
((If you ever say anything google can't translate you'll have to translate for me you know...))
Sup Bitch,
Nothing you probably care about, why bother asking? That depends, does he want to see you? And if anyone was shooting it must have been him. I'm usually at my own house.
America
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Post by Joseph L Jones on Mar 11, 2012 22:24:03 GMT -5
((yea si i know~))
Hola una gulfa,
maybe I do and maybe I do not hijo de perra. I plan to ask him. Ah ayaya; but I hope all the Americans there will not shoot long enough to not shoot before I cross in the trunk. I want to see the family too!
-Mexico
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Mar 11, 2012 22:29:23 GMT -5
((just making sure ^-^))
Pain in the ass,
Well until you make up your mind I'm not going to answer. Go ahead. Tell him to let me know because I leave it up to my kids who they do and don't see Mex. They're old enough to decide for themselves. Not like you can't survive a few bullet holes if they hit you. And you can, just ask them if they want to see you first and maybe ask for a freaking ride in. I'm not such an ass I won't let you see them if they want to see you. I'd just like some warning.
America
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Post by Joseph L Jones on Mar 11, 2012 22:36:09 GMT -5
Pendejo,
Do what you want mr free country. (*grumble*equalitymyass) Si, I will! Yayyaya, whatever, I get it, gracias. It would be awful if they hit estupido! Because of your laws they will not allow me a 'ride in'! Other wise I would not have to sneak! you dont know what it like to be a country like Mexico sometime anyway. Yayya, okay I give you warning next time, si?
-Mexico
p.s. Ah, America you are mucho grande hero!! very amazing! I need to ask you something..
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Mar 11, 2012 22:44:20 GMT -5
Keep telling yourself that,
Hey no dissing the democracy. (and at least I try) Good, but I really don't think you'll like the answer. You'd survive, I bet they wouldn't even scar, take a chill pill you're the one who keeps sneaking in that way. I might not allow your people in like that, but you're the country stupid, it makes a difference, especially if it's a ride in with me.
You're right I don't know, how about you try explaining then instead of just complaining. Give me some warning and I'll get you in without bullets if you have a good reason.
America
P.S. Ask away, I guarantee no answers.
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Post by Joseph L Jones on Mar 11, 2012 22:52:53 GMT -5
Sure pendejo,
Who said I was 'dissing' it? (I try!) aye, aye whatever. That is not the point estupido, if youre own children were shooting at you--! Sometimes I need to. And because I want to sneak the people in, I will go with them, time to time. THEY will not survive bullets. So you would let me in if I ask?
How could I explain this you bolo! You never been to Mexico yourself? If I show unnanounced you shoot me? If you know who I am why would you shoot me anyway, when Im not sneaking? Whatever, gracias I will.
-Mexico
P.S. senor great hero do you have a bit of dignero i can borrow?
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Mar 11, 2012 23:02:47 GMT -5
Mexy,
whatever. (pft, well I try better) I'd rather they shoot at me than they shoot at each other if they have to be shooting anyone. Well it's not my fault they get shot. They could always say, try coming in legally. You, yes, no guests.
You could start with trying words. You are writing me letters after all. Not recently, maybe you haven't noticed, but I've got my hands full with my own country. Arg! I just mean that if you're coming in LEGALLY like a NORMAL PERSON then they wouldn't have to shoot at you! Uh, you're welcome then.
America
P.S. Not exactly. You might not have noticed, but I have my own money issues.
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Post by Daniel N. Jones on Mar 18, 2012 16:30:27 GMT -5
Dear dad,
Sorry I haven't been able ta write cha back, I've been busy finding secret passage ways in a mysterious beach house. ((. xD )) Romance? Aye, where did ya hear that from?!?! Yeah, there's someone I've been into lately... I'm Doug pretty good, way too hot for winter tho. 80 degrees out! In March!
- Daniel
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Mar 18, 2012 17:08:32 GMT -5
Danny Boy!
Oh Really! Dude that sounds freaking awesome! Just make sure you stay safe ok? I don't want to find out about you getting hurt or anything.
BEHOLD THE AWESOME POWER OF THE BLACK BUSINESS SUITS! THEY SEE ALL AND KNOW ALL! MWA HA HA HA HA~! ..... OW! Dammit Bob! That was totally uncalled for! You didn't have to hit me when it's true Dammit! I wouldn't have found out if it weren't fo- lines have been deleted due to confidentiality issues.
Anyway that's cool man! I'm really glad for you! I hope things go well for you!
Yeah it really has been a strange winter hasn't it. The weather's been really different than usual. Hope you're faring well despite the high temps so early~. maybe it's a sign of something - Kidding Kidding!
Love, Dad
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Post by Daniel N. Jones on Mar 19, 2012 1:30:40 GMT -5
Dad, Aye, thanks for worrying, but I'll be okay. She's, a, a nice girl. Real pretty too... The temps seem to be pretty radical... And out of nowhere... Speaking of that, how are things with ma?
- Love, Daniel
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Christopher Jones
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Ya' know that saying " There are lovers, and there are fighters." Definately a lover.
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Post by Christopher Jones on Mar 21, 2012 14:05:37 GMT -5
Hi Dad!
Yea it has! And I'll cross that day off! *crosses August 19 on calender* Done. Cools.
Woh! No kidding! He must be a pretty modest guy then! I love bacon.
And yea, I'm hopefully going to send it this weekend.
Love,
Chris
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Post by switzerland on Mar 22, 2012 20:09:28 GMT -5
America,
Do something about it. Ja, ask him to stop. I don't care. Nevada is general pisses me off.
-Switzerland
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Post by Alfred F. Jones on Mar 22, 2012 20:33:35 GMT -5
Dad, Aye, thanks for worrying, but I'll be okay. She's, a, a nice girl. Real pretty too... The temps seem to be pretty radical... And out of nowhere... Speaking of that, how are things with ma? - Love, Daniel DANNY BOY! Ok, but if anything happens you just make sure you let me know right away ok kiddo? Oh ho~ Nice and pretty. Sounds like the perfect combination. I hope it goes well for you, buddy. Yeah it's been really strange this year. Hopefully the weather gets more normal again soon... ((I assume you're referring to Angelica?)) Oh things are going great! Love, Dad
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