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Post by Feliciano Vargas on Aug 8, 2011 22:14:57 GMT -5
Ms. Iona,
I can send you some if you'd like, ve! I love cooking for people, seeing their cheerful faces as they eat is one of my favorite sights ever! Well, he hates Mr. England's food, but I don't know how he feels about Mr. Wales's food. I do know he likes Mr. Hamish's food, except for haggis, but he loves your food! Or what he's had of it, anyway. Ve? Why I say what now? I don't understand what you're asking, I don't have a word in my language that's 've', Ms. Iona.
Ve, he does need more friends, but Mr. Russia IS scary. He does it on purpose so that people will leave him alone, I just know it! Well, Mr. England usually yells at him for being mean to the...uh, the B-Baltic States? Si, the Baltics! He's always doing that weird laugh and talking about liking to make them cry and then Mr. England calls him a freak and a bastard. Then Mr. America starts laughing and butting in and it's kinda scary~ B-but I can't be afraid of tuo fratello anymore! He's being really rude to your other fratellos so I tried talking to him about it and he just upset me so much I...toldhimtobethestubbornbastardweallknowheisandthenIyelledathim...
Ve, your hair color is becoming rare because it's recessive or something, so while the gene is there it's covered by blonde and brunette-hair genes. But there are other nations and states who might have red hair, but I don't think any humans will, ve~
Oh I'm sorry Ms. Iona! I shouldn't have brought it up! But I don't think that they have places that imprison women in an attempt to keep them un-promiscuous. It's probably the other way around~ And yes, Mr. America's people are weird. I don't like walking around his cities very much, Mr. America's citizens always stare at and tease me, ve.
...That doesn't sound like the Francis I know. I mean, he was always really open about loving beauty, but even he hasn't forced someone to have sex with him in over a century! There must have been something wrong with him, like a relapse. Those happen to us from time to time, don't you remember when Kiku mentally fell back into being a samurai last year at one of the meetings? Maybe that's what happened to Francis...
B-but he and I had an argument, but then he left to go stop a Germanic uprising, and he never came back...Why would he have stopped being angry, Ms. Iona? I told him I hated him, ve! I can't ever take that back! When it was just me and him, Nonno Roma was my life! He was always there to make me smile when I screwed up a painting, or make food if I was sick, and tell me about Lovi when I missed him! He was my best friend, my papa, my nonno, my everything! And then I was mad just because he wouldn't let me go down to visit Lovi by myself, or let Lovi come up to live with us, and I told him I hated him and I said I wanted to be my own country! I didn't mean it, and I want my nonno back, ve!
...the soup is good, but I'm not hungry. I'm going to save it for Lovi...
Feliciano
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Post by Feliciano Vargas on Aug 8, 2011 22:33:10 GMT -5
Angelica,
N-nevermind, ve. I'm just starting to...how does Mr. America say it? Bum me out? I think that's right...
Mr. America is actually kind of funny when he's angry. His face turns really really red and then he starts flailing around like a little bambino! It's kind of cute! Ve, that's true. If we try expanding anymore we might start butting into Mr. Russia's crime family and I don't want to bother him now that our bosses have such a good relationship, ve!
I know that torturing people is fun, but don't you remember what Lovi told you? People are willing to say anything and admit to anything so that you stop putting them in pain! That's why you dig your way into their mind so that if they're innocent you realize it before you do irreparable damage, ve~
I-It's fine, but just...don't do it again, okay? Your poor big brother can't handle it, ve...
Ve, I really need Lovi to come home soon...I thought I would be okay but there's just too much paperwork for me to do by myself. There's a mountain of pages filled with numbers that I don't understand and I've been trying to sign all the ones I do know what they mean, but there are so many my fingers are starting to bleed from rubbing against the paper so much... Are you coming soon, ve?
Feliciano
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Post by Feliciano Vargas on Aug 8, 2011 22:38:53 GMT -5
Ms. Elena,
You don't know about Angelica's videos? Ve, she likes to sneak around and tape blackmail of the other nations to have in case they pose a threat to the security of Italia. Or at least, that's what she told me when I found a video in her room of Mr. Canada dancing around in his kitchen making pancakes wearing only a pair of boxers and a frilly red and white apron...
Be careful, ve! Angelica is a bit...wild compared to most other regions her age so if you don't feel comfortable doing something just tell her and she'll leave you alone for a bit. She'll call you a cowardly party-pooper but she really doesn't mean it! She knows that what she does is a bit uncomfortable to most everyone else.
Your perfect rating? Ve?
In bocco al lupo!
Feliciano
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Post by Angelica Vargas-Jones on Aug 8, 2011 22:39:04 GMT -5
Feliciano,
Um, ok then. Si, that how Alfred says it.
*laughs* It was even funner when he found out New York and I were friends. Si, it is cute. *dreamy sigh*. The bosses are still allies with Russia's boss? *sigh* I really need to get out more...
Oh yeah. Ok, I'll admit it. I need a little bit more practice. But is my track record really that bad?
I won't! Promise!
Where is Lovi? I thought he was with you. Si, I'll be one the earliest flight!
amore,
Angelica
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Post by Feliciano Vargas on Aug 8, 2011 22:43:49 GMT -5
Micos,
Ve, I don't think ANYONE likes paperwork. Or at least, nobody that's smart. But why would her boss have to lock her in a room? As nations we're supposed to do whatever we can to make our peoples' lives better, even if it's paperwork! That's what I believe, anyway, ve!
British...Honduras? Ve? Oh, you don't like the name so I won't ask, ve. How have you been lately, Micos? We've been talking about the past so much that I forgot to ask! Me despiace!
Prego, Micos! I hope that you can stop getting scared of Antonio, ve!
Feliciano
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Post by Feliciano Vargas on Aug 8, 2011 22:52:40 GMT -5
Ms. Luisa,
Ve, why would you do Lovi's chores? No wonder he always forced me to do them when he moved in with me, ve...
Why would your boss lock you in your office? Just because you don't like to do paperwork? Ve, my temporary boss lets me take it home since I do better work when I do it between cooking pasta. He does? Ve, he was so cute when he was little, but I'm sad that he can't grow up into a lady killer like we thought he would...
You are? That's good! Gilbert seemed to be so upset when I was writing to him. Luddi is being so closed off because of work that Gilbert won't leave the house to try and have fun. Luddi won't answer my calls either, he's still okay, right? Oh, what pictures? Did you see the ones I sent, ve? Kiku has such great art skills! His expressions are so dynamic in his drawings~
I will, ve! Hopefully Lovi is in a better mood. He was really upset with the Prime Minister, so I told him to go take a break with Antonio. I wonder how that worked out, ve...
Oh, what? Ve, you can tell me! I promise to keep it a secret~
In bocco al lupo!
Feliciano
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Post by belize on Aug 8, 2011 22:59:46 GMT -5
Feli~
Don't ask me. I don't know. I just know that when I come over sometimes I can hear her cursing in her office about papercuts ^^"
Oh, it's okay~ I've been doing fine. Big sister Guatemala has been a little more overprotective than she normally is, but that's just about the only thing that's changed.
Me too.
Oh! Do you have any pets? I have a pet iguana named Pedro ^^
Con amor,
Micos
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Post by Feliciano Vargas on Aug 8, 2011 23:07:59 GMT -5
Angelica,
Mr. America has the oddest phrases...What is a bum, anyway? He's so strange...
How did you and Ms. Elena become friends anyway? Is she helping you with those blackmail videos I found in your closet last week? ...and why did you sigh? Angelica, is there something you're not telling me?
Si, our government has good ties with Mr. Russia! He's actually very nice, Angelica! I've turned one of our guest rooms into a permanent room for when he visits, so that he feels more comfortable. I'm painting sunflowers on the walls right now, but I need some help with the clouds. I can't get the colors to mix quite right. I have a sun rising on the east wall and I'm trying to get the colors to look like a sunrise, but I can't figure out the angles the light would hit with all these corners and walls...Can you help me when you come up, ve?
No, your record isn't bad, Angelica! Most of the people you've tortured we've already interrogated and decided that they needed to lose some fingers and other bits and pieces~ But just watch me interrogate and I'm sure you'll pick it up just fine!
...I don't know! I thought he was coming up with you, ve! Please tell me he didn't run off to hang out with Antonio, I really do need his help! These papers have to be done by the end of the week and I'm not going to get them done in time by myself~~ I'm already leaving little blood splatters as it is, I don't want to have to go see a doctor for stitches, ve!
Feliciano
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Post by nicaragua on Aug 8, 2011 23:09:31 GMT -5
Feli~
Because I had OCD back then and I couldn't stand it when the house was dirty. So I cleaned up the house. I got over the OCD though ^^"
Because my boss is mean. I am not happy with him. I have so many paper cuts! D:
Si, it is kind of sad, isn't it? I think one time a spell went screwy and made Belize temporarily look like what he would have looked like if his growth hadn't been stunted... almost all of the female nations had a fangirl moment and passed out.
Si, Ludwig's fine. He's just had a lot of paperwork lately and you know how he gets about work ^^" e-eh, si... I saw the pictures you sent... they gave Gilbert a nosebleed and now he needs a new shirt.
Why was he upset with the prime minister? And hopefully Papi cheered Romanito up a bit ^^
O-okay... w-well... I kind of have a crush on someone... h-he's one of mis amigos and he lives in South America... and his name starts with a V... *blush*
Con amor,
Luisa
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Post by Elena Jones on Aug 8, 2011 23:20:29 GMT -5
Feliciano,
She does? She never told me...WAIT!!! She could have video of me!!!
I've noticed. I worry about her sometimes. Something tells me she's not all there.
Oh, sorry. You see, there's this organization that basically gives a rating to each country's bonds or something. Up until a little while ago, the US had the highest rating. But we just lost that. Now everything's gone to the gutter. *sigh*
love and roses,
Elena Jones
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Post by Angelica Vargas-Jones on Aug 8, 2011 23:45:50 GMT -5
Ciao Feli~
Hum, I think it's someone who live on the street. I'm not sure though...
How did we become friends? Well, it was when I was sent to New York to check on the branch there. We bumped into each other, literally. We wound up in a fist-fight, and I wound up with a broken hand. She helped me to the hospitable so I could be patched up, and we sorta bonded. Now you can't get us apart. ;D And no, she's not helping me with those. And it's nothing!!! I was just thinking about something!!!
I know he's nice, but he still scares me a little bit. Si, I'll help you! It's fun to paint!
*sweatdrops* Ok then. *sigh* I'm hopeless in that aspect. They should really just let me stick to assassinations.
He was suppose to. But I went to New York's place for a little bit. I'm actually at France's house now, catching up on sleep before I head over to see you tomorrow. And, si, I'm being careful. I won't let France try anything.
amore,
Angelica
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Post by Feliciano Vargas on Aug 9, 2011 1:54:47 GMT -5
Micos,
Ve, so silly~ I've been having some problems with my paperwork. The tips of my fingers rub so much against the paper that they start bleeding from time to time. I've been making sure to keep them bandaged and clean so that I don't stain any of the papers. Ve, I've been thinking I should start wearing gloves to work.
Ve, what is Ms. Guatemala trying to protect you from?
Oh, si! I do have a pet cat! His name is Caesar, and he's so cute~ He's always really cheerful and loves it when people pet him! I love my kitty so much~~
Feliciano
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Post by Feliciano Vargas on Aug 9, 2011 2:24:39 GMT -5
Ms. Luisa,
OCD? How did you become OCD, Ms. Luisa? I remember the first two years you lived with Lovi and you always trashed the house when you were upset with him. I always thought you were going to grow up just like Lovi because that's what he did to Antonio.
My fingers aren't much better, ve, but it's because I have so much paperwork that I don't have time to really stop and relax. I only stop for a few hours to sleep and then make pasta for all the nations I write to! Here, I've just finished some, so I'll send some to you and tuo fratello!
...Spell? Ve, I didn't know that magic was real! That's so interesting! So Mr. England really isn't crazy!
V-ve, he d-did? I-I didn't know that... Oh, that reminds me! I have to finish his pants! Ve, why can't Lovi come home and start working so that I can take a break too?
Has really no one heard, ve? Mio Prime Minister was caught sleeping with a 16 year old prostitute back in the beginning of the year. He should be on trial soon.
Ooh, a crush?? Ve, how cute~ Are you going to tell Mr. Venezuela?
Feliciano
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Post by Feliciano Vargas on Aug 9, 2011 2:28:15 GMT -5
Ms. Elena,
Well, I think she does, ve. Why else would she have all those videos? Oh, and I didn't see any with your name on the label, but I haven't watched them so I can't be sure...Why don't you ask her, ve?
D-don't say that about my sister, ve! She is all there, just sometimes she gets distracted thinking about the missionis she goes on! Even if you're her best friend I won't let you make fun of her like that!
Oh, that's not good, ve. Me despiace, Ms. Elena. I'm sure you'll get your rating back soon!
In bocca al lupo!
Feliciano
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Post by Feliciano Vargas on Aug 9, 2011 2:48:34 GMT -5
Angelica,
See, I'm not the only one who is confused by Mr. America's slang! Whenever I ask what he means during meetings people just laugh at me and call me stupid! Ve, it's so irritating! I can't even show them that I'm not because it'll upset the capo famiglia!
Angelica! Why can't you meet people without being violent? You nearly broke poor Kiku's nose when I first introduced you, ve! It's not nice and then people don't realize how cute and sweet you are---
Wait.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING DATING MR. AMERICA?! AND WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?! DO YOU KNOW HOW UPSETTING IT IS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP FROM MR. ENGLAND OF ALL PEOPLE?! VE, I AM SO UPSET THAT I COULD--I COULD GO AND BURN DOWN EVERY GRAIN FIELD IN THE WORLD, VE!
....ve, I'm very upset with you! You know you're not supposed to keep secrets from me or Lovi! Did you even think of asking either of us before dating Mr. America? I have from very reliable sources that he still has strong feelings for Mr. England, enough to break up with you in an attempt to steal him from Mr. Canada! I don't want you to get hurt, Angelica! I'm not going to tell you to break up with Mr. America but I do not approve at all, ve!
I hope you can come up soon, would you be willing to help me with the paperwork? I'm not very good with numbers and having two hands will get things done faster so we can spend more time painting!
Angelica, if you only know how to do assassinations then you aren't as good a helper as you could be! What if you're the only one available when the capo famiglia needs an interrogator? You don't have to be the best, just good enough to get the right answer, ve!
Don't worry! I trust you and I trust Francis! He hasn't forced anyone to do anything they didn't want to do in over a century, so he might flirt and be a bit silly but he won't do anything bad, I know it! I think I'd rather you date Francis of all people over Mr. America
Feliciano
P.S. I'm going to ask around to see if people might know where Lovi went...
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